A/N: shitttttt it's been a while, fucking school, anyway here's a chappie that you should enjoy and if you don't, you're a fucking sad ass.

AQUALAD.

Fuck this'll be good.

People who hate gays throw in Aqualad through a window. "Ouch bunch of mofo's" he rubbed his head and saw a chair lit up by golden light, with a bowel of porridge on the arm rest "Freaking excellent!" he jumped in and was instantly cuffed.

"What the?"

"Aqualad"

"Who said that"

"Your mother"

"huh"

"Aqualad…he jacks off on pictures of Robin naked."

"I do NOT!" shifty eyes.

"Aqualad…eats sushi"

"No I don't they're my friends"

"Aqulad…doesn't have any friends"

"I DO TOO!"

"Aqualad…loves Ariel from the little mermaid"

"Yeah she's pretty hot I gotta admit but…NO I DON'T"

"Aqualad fucks Mr. Garrison from south park"

"No I don't he's gay!"

"And that make you…gay"

"NO"

"Yes"

"Yo mum"

"No it's yo' mama…bitch!"

Aqualad starts to cry "My mum died of cancer"

"Aww you poor gay baby"

"SHUT UP!"

"Aqualad…had an operation to look like a ken doll!"

"EWWW"

"Aqualad…has wet dreams…of guys…he likes…a lot"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO" and he starts to cry.

"And now you know…Aqualad."

"YOU DON'T KNOW ME, COME BACK HERE I'LL FUCK YOU UP!!"

"Yeah you'd really like that if I was a guy"

A/N: yeah totally freaking random, flame me if you want, don't give a shit!!!!! Lol cya!