"Sasuke."
"Sakura."
"Tai."
---
"Tai says hi!"
"Um... Hi?"
"Morning."
"Tai has been up for a while!"
"Why are you talking in third person?"
"What? What are you talking about? I wasn't talking in third person."
"..."
"... Ok then."
"Tai's hungry! Can Mom make some food for Tai?"
"Sure..."
"Why the hell are you talking in third person?"
"What are you talking about? Are you feeling ok?"
"..."
"..."
"Tai want's to know if Tai can go outside and play with Tai's friends!"
"STOP TALKING IN THIRD PERSON!!!"
"Shesh! Something is wrong with you guys. I'm NOT talking in third person."
Leaves.
Few Hours Later
"Ok, Tai are you ready?"
"Yes."
"You are old enough to learn how to run the Uchiha Clan for when I get old and die."
"Ok, I'm listening!"
"Being the cops of Konoha you have to every day go to the police station and work. You will have lots of paper work and people to talk to. If there is a very important case then you will be sent out to help take care of that problem. That will happen a lot. On your break you have to patrol for a few minutes and then enjoy the rest of your few minute break. Once that is over you go to the office and fill our paper work. Once in a while you and the others have to take physical to make sure you stay in shape and you're not slaking off. If you get lower then a 90 percent then you get fired. That is, if you are chief. If you are just a regular police officer you need at least a 70 percent. But, being the son of the Uchiha Prodigy, you should be chief."
"... Yeah... I didn't listen to a word you said..."
"... Hn..."
Few Minutes Later
"Wow Tai! You look nice today! Huh? Oh thanks! You look awesome too!"
"Why is our son talking to himself?
"I don't know..."
"Oh! Ur eyes are shiny today! Really? I haven't noticed, but your eyes are wonderful today too!"
"Is our son turning gay? I mean, I'm not against gay's, but seriously...?"
"Maybe..."
At The Uchiha Police Station
"678, 679, 700---"
"6, 100, 49, 30!!!"
"---31, 32... Oh, come on!"
"Hehehehehe..."
Fifteen Minutes Later
"887, 888, 889, 900---"
"1, 6, 55, 93, 81!!!"
"---82, 83, 84..."
Sigh.
"That's the fourth time today I've counted how many files I have..."
"That sucks."
At The Uchiha's Home
"Mom!"
"Yes Tai?"
"That apple juice in your room tasted good!"
"What apple juice?"
"The apple juice on your dresser."
"... That... wasn't... oh Kami... SASUKE!"
"What?"
"Tai drank the poison on my dresser!"
"I told you to not leave your poison laying around!"
One Hour Later
Grabs phone.
"Hello? Hold on. Dad!"
"What?"
"Orochimaru called. He said he wants his virginity back."
"?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"Well... Today was fun!!! Bye!"
