OH MY GOD AN UPDATE!
YES I AM BACK! *dazzles and shines* First there was school and finals (I PASSED MY BIOLOGY FINAL OMGWTFBBQ!) and then my mom decided to be a neatfreak and take away my computer because of reasons that I won't explain and then… The Sims 3 came out *dun dun dun*! *is a nerd*
According to my calculations (in mah head), everyone's been on the island for about 5 weeks now, just a heads up.
Stephenie Meyer owns the characters, not me.
Craziness, fluff and my dirty mind coming out in this chapter, beware!
We were in our little circle, with Emmett and Rosalie on Edward and I's right and Jasper and Alice on our left, having small conversations with our partners, when Emmett spoke up.
"I'm bored. Let's do something fun!"
"Like…?" Jasper asked.
"Truth or Dare," Everyone groaned. We've played that countless times and have run out of dares by now. "Or, just Truth. One person asks somebody a question-any question-and they have to give the honest truth. I'm sure Jazz or Eddo here could point out if somebody is lying,"
"My name is not Eddo," Edward muttered in my ear. I stifled a giggle.
"I'll start!" Alice almost shouted. "So Emmett, have you ever thought somebody was attractive besides Rosalie? Even if they weren't as bea-u-tiful as her?"
Emmett thought for a moment. "Well, Bella's kind of cute," He winked at me as Edward growled at him. I blushed and looked down. Edward's growl turned into a snarl. I looked up and Emmett was staring off into the trees with a pleasant smirk on his face.
"Emmett. Stop it. Right. Now." Edward growled each word at him, his voice dripping with venom. Emmett muttered a 'fine fine fine' and Edward returned to his pose with his arms wrapped (a little tighter than before) around me while I was on his lap.
"Okay, so if you had to choose between me or Bella, who would you pick?" Alice asked, blinking her eyes at him quickly. She looked like an oversized doll.
"Well, maybe the four of us, you, Bella, Rosalie plus me, could have one of those polygamous relationships where I share my love you three all. the. time," he purred the last part. Now Edward and Jasper were growling at him loudly. Rosalie just leaned into his side like if she was proud she was his.
Emmett leaned over and gave both me and Alice quick pecks on the cheek. He got slapped so hard from Edward and Jasper it could probably kill a human.
I didn't want to admit it, but his kiss kind of made me feel special. I blushed again, like a preteen who just got their first kiss on the cheek. I sort of liked it. I mean, Edward was my first boyfriend, so I didn't get a lot of variety (besides Jacob). Emmett's lips felt rougher than Edward's, but still cool and smooth.
"Bella, don't tell me you're falling for Emmett, are you?" Edward lifted my chin up and I still had that shy smile on my red face and was looking down at the ground. He had a tortured look on his face. It did feel sweet the way he kissed me…
"Well…" I let out a small giggle and my face was beet red by now. Emmett was strong and masculine and had nice abs and cute curly hair and funny and was a dork and-
"Jasper…" Edward growled, interrupting my thoughts. He dropped my chin and was starring daggers at Jasper. Jasper was sitting by Alice minding his own business, playing with her hair and getting all of the leaves out, when he looked up with an innocent look on his face.
"What?" he asked all too innocently. Edward launched himself at him, with a small shriek coming out of my mouth and Alice's. Alice was at my side in an instant and I clung to her arm, scared for Edward. Emmett ran over and broke up the fight. Jasper was sitting on the ground, with slight amusement and fake terror. Emmett was holding on to Edward tightly, who was looking deranged and was trying to break free of his grasp.
"Edward…" I hesitantly spoke up. "It's not his fault… it was mine. I'm sorry," I said each word slowly, as if they'd calm him down. He looked at me with understanding in his eyes. He slowly got out of Emmett's grasp and came to me. He picked me up like if I weighed nothing and set me down in his lap. Jasper sat by Alice again and this time she started combing through his messed up hair.
"Actually, Bella," Jasper said in a casual tone. "It was my fault. When Emmett called you cute I decided to make you and Alice feel lust towards him, for fun you know?" Alice and Jasper chuckled while Edward growled a low growl in my ear.
"My turn!" Emmett yelled. "So, Rose, baby, have you found any other guy attractive besides me?"
"Nope." She shook her head. "No other guy has turned me one besides you, honey,"
"WRONG!" Alice laughed. Rosalie shot daggers at her. Lately they've been fighting about who's fault is was getting us stuck here. I believe that the engine just blew and Alice didn't see it because it was all of a sudden. Rosalie wanted to blame Alice because she should have seen it and Alice wanted to blame Rosalie for not checking the engine fully. "You have a crush on another guy Rosalie!"
"No I don't!"
"Yes you do."
"No. I. Don't."
"Yes. You. Do." They stared at each other for a few moments before Alice shouted: "ROSALIE HAS A CRUSH ON ROBERT PATTINSON!" Rosalie gasped and looked… well kind of evil really.
"Who's Robert Pattinson?" I whispered to Edward.
"He's the guy that played Cedric in the fourth Harry Potter movie." Edward whispered back.
"Oh."
"AND SHE THINKS THAT HE'D MAKE CUTER BABIES THAN EMMETT WOULD!" Alice shouted again. Rosalie lunged toward her and they started fighting. This is the first time they've had a physical fight. Before it was just verbal fights.
Emmett looked offended and amused at the same time. He and Jasper started cracking up at the same time and Edward and I let out a few chuckles.
"You've lost weight, Bella," Edward murmured in my ear a couple minutes into the fight. "I'm worried about it," Sure, I have lost some weight (living off of exotic fruits and water does that to you) but it's nothing to be worried about.
"It's nothing to be worried about." I said out loud.
"Bella, I think you've lost at least ten pounds. Considering your size before… it's not good for you to lose ten pounds." How could he tell? I'd feel weightless to him if I weight 150 pounds or 100 pounds.
"Well… do you still think I'm pretty?" I whispered very softly. I'm still wondering how somebody of his beauty could find me attractive enough to be his girlfriend; his fiancée. He had multiple other opportunities with beautiful women, beautiful immortal women that he wouldn't have to risk either of our lives change.
"Bella you are the most beautiful woman in the world and nothing will ever change that. I love you with all my heart and could never not love you," Edward whispered in my ear, probably trying to seduce me with the way he said it.
He turned me around so quickly I wasn't able to process it until his lips crashed into mine. This wasn't how our normal kisses went. This one was fierce, possessive. He wove his fingers in my hair to keep my face pressed to his, and I did the same. We leaned down towards the sand with me on top. I removed my hand and started to caress his perfect face, our lips still locked.
We turned over and now I was on the sand with him on top. Our mouths were opening and closing in synchronization. I traced his lower lip with my tongue and he did the same, sending shivers down my spine.
Emmett oh-so-rudely was interrupting us by coughing. Edward chuckled once and mouthed "Ignore him," on my lips, his cool breath making me slightly dizzy.
I heard Emmett start to hum something totally off key, but still recognizable.
Edward and I groaned at the same time into each other's lips, but we still continued to kiss them and feel each other.
"Okay! This has gone on long enough! Jazz, come help me!" Emmett bellowed. I was thinking that they were going to stop Rosalie and Alice's fight but they didn't. Edward was pleasing me way to much to worry about silly little things like fights and being pulled off your lover forcefully after making out.
Emmett was holding onto an annoyed but still giddy Edward and I was in Jasper's arms, still kind of dazed from our little make out session.
Emmett has now turned to singing off key to the song, very loudly at that.
"You and me baby aint nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel"
"I love you Ed-waaarrrd," I sounded drunk, or at the least tipsy. It was probably Jasper intensifying the emotion. I started to go into a giggling fit.
"Love you too, Belllllz," Edward joined along in the fit, something so… unlike him it was scary. But funny.
Emmett carried Edward over to one side of the fire and plopped him down next to him and Jasper took me to the complete opposite side of the small fire and set me next to him. I giggled a little and waved at Edward and he composed himself to the point where he had a small smile on his face and gave a small wave back.
Jasper was totally doing this to me. Thankfully he stopped though.
Rosalie and Alice broke up their fight, probably because they heard Emmett singing and Edward and I making complete fools out of ourselves. Alice sat on the other side of Jasper and Rosalie sat on the other side of Emmett.
"I guess it's my turn to ask a question," Rosalie stated. She turned to me with fake happiness. "So, Bella. Do you have any dirty secrets on Edward? I mean, he knows all of our secrets with his little trick but do you know anything about him?"
Everyone turned to stare at me. I mean everyone. I felt a blush slowly crawl up on my cheeks from the sudden attention. Rosalie, Emmett, Alice and Jasper's eyes were full of excitement to find out. Edward's eyes were pleading with me not to say his secret that he told me a few weeks ago.
Come on, say it. Tell everyone that Edward's bisexual the evil part of my brain said.
He's not bisexual. He only needed Carlisle's comfort in the beginning because he didn't know what was going on the good part of my brain said.
Crap, what do I say?
I quickly made something up about him.
"Um, Edward, uh, secretly wishes he didn't have to pull the high school charade every five years?" That was so stupid! I should have come up with something better. Jasper, Emmett and Rosalie looked disappointed. Edward looked relieved but Alice had a crooked look on her face
"I know Edward's dirty little secret!" Alice piped in. Edward stared at her with bug eyes.
"No you don't! I've only told Bella my secret," He retorted.
"Did you forget that I can see when people write things down on paper? I knew your secret before Bella did!" She folded her arms and sat there like a miniature version of the devil.
"Just… don't tell these guys alright?" Edward pleaded.
"But, Bella still hasn't told us your dirty secret yet! The thing she said was a total lie, and everybody knew it," Rosalie interjected. I looked down at the sand. I couldn't betray his trust and have him laughed at by his family for eternity.
"Bella if you won't tell, which you most likely won't because you keep changing your mind, then I will!" Alice leaned over and said to me.
Edward got up and sat down next to me. He leaned over to my ear and skimmed his nose from the bottom of my ear to my jaw and back.
"Please don't tell," he whispered in a seducing way. He skimmed his way back to my lips and kissed them lightly once, then twice then gave me small kisses down to my neck. "Please," he whispered again. He moved so that he was only mere centimeters from my face. He gave me the crooked smile that I love and softly caressed my face with his fingers. They were so smooth and soft with my face that I closed my eyes and leaned into his touch, mesmerized.
"I will give you anything you want, if you don't. tell. my. secret," he murmured. He kissed me again, more tender, sweeter than the last.
The kiss lasted for an immeasurable moment. It was probably one of the best kisses of my life.
I heard an impatient sigh come from Alice. "That's it I'm telling!" Edward broke away from me.
"No, Alice don't-"
"Edward is bisexual! His first love was Carlisle!" Alice yelled. Edward sat on my lap and hid his face in the crook of my neck while everyone else was laughing.
Suddenly we were up and running. Edward was carrying me bridal style and in a few seconds we were on another beach on the island. I didn't know where we were but I was sitting down and Edward was in my lap in the same position as before with his head on my shoulders. I awkwardly patted his back, unsure of what to say or do.
"They're going to hold this against me for the rest of my existence!" he moaned into my shoulder. "It was my only secret kept from them and now it's gone! All because of Alice and her stupid ability!" He groaned into my shoulder.
"Hey hey," I said softly. "Don't blame Alice's visions. They've saved us multiple times before," Alice was my best friend and I didn't want Edward insulting her.
"More like they saved you multiple times…" He chuckled into my shoulder.
He lifted his head up and met my eyes with his sad eyes. "You know… I'm glad that you didn't reveal my secret." He slowly moved his lips towards my ear. "It would have been even more embarrassing if my fiancée said it," he whispered seductively. "Married couples are supposed to keep each other's secrets, right?" He gave a small kiss right under my ear. "Hmm?"
"Y-yeah, I-I guess so…" I stuttered.
"And if you revealed my secret…" he said in his extremely sexy voice. His breath tickled my face. "…I'm not sure if I would have liked to be your husband. After all, aren't couples supposed to keep each other's secrets?" He gave a small lick to my face then kissed where he licked. I giggled a bit when he did and he gave a small chuckle.
His lips immediately found mine and we began kissing ferociously. His hands rubbed all over my torso, and sometimes caressing my breasts. I wrapped my hands into his hair, pulling him close and never letting go.
It was very passionate, and had us both gasping at the end. We were looking up at the stars, lying next to one another, holding each other's hands.
"Edward, you'll never leave me right?" I asked hesitantly. He looked at me and smiled.
"After that," he was still panting. "oh hell no!" We both burst into laughter.
After we calmed down I turned on my side and started to trace Edward's face.
"Do you want to go back to the others?" He asked quietly.
"No…Can I sleep in your arms tonight?" I asked even more quietly.
"Sure," I snuggled up next to him and fell asleep in his arms while he was humming my lullaby.
AN: So, did I make up for my epic delay with this chapter? Hope so!
The song Emmett sings is not owned by me, sorry!
I've been thinking of making a huge story, updated from time to time, about random Cullen one-shots that are too short (and too cheesy) to be considered full one-shots. It'd be anywhere from pre-Twilight to post-Breaking Dawn and be full of random silly stuff that won't get out of my head until I write it down. What do you guys think?
