Game Night: Akatsuki Style
I do not own Naruto,price is right,and Call of duty
Sakura's Pov
Once again we were watching tv. In the living room I was watching the price is right with Kazuku. Everytime there was something expensive showing on the show zakuku would scream Outrageous! Then, If a contestant gets a price wrong kazuku would say the price correctly. "Kazuku, If you were on the Price is Right you would have been rich!" I said kidding around. Of course Kazuku the money lover actually thought about it and screamed: We are going on The price is right everyone!
2 days later on the Price is Right show
Kazkuku Pov's
After Sakura suggested the "Idea" to me. I forced everyone to go with me. "Hello everyone and welcome to the Price is Right! Welcome our contestants The Akatsuki." Said bob.
Somewhere in Konoha
Naruto was eatting ramen at home when he turned on tv and saw the akatsuki on tv. He spit his ramen out and shouted so loud that Gaara can even hear him. "SAKURA IS ON THE PRICE IS RIGHT ALONG WITH THE AKATSUKI!"
Back to The price is right show Damn naruto is loud poor Gaara-kun he had to hear him -_-'
No ones's Pov
"Pein, How much is the dishwasher? if you guess right you will go home with two thousands dollars (A/N sorry for price is right fans I never watch the shows alot so I don't how it goes there two teams Akatsuki vs Taka akatsuki verison.) Kakuzu glared at Pein and mouthed: You better get this right or I will use your heart for one of mine! Pein glared and smirked. He knew he got it. "500 dollars." He smirked. "You're wrong!" Said Bob. Pein not really sportsman material got furious. He actviated his rinneagn and shouted: You old fart I was fucking correct now give me my fucking money! Or else I have your head! At frst pein did nothing, but then he tried to kill bob. It took alot of people to hold him off. Almighty push! He shouted. Everyone flied in different directions. "Am I correct or correct?" He said to the fear-stricked bob. "You're correct. Don't kill me!" Shouted bob. Pein chuckled and everyone went back to their booths. Now its sasuke's turn. "Sasuke, what's the price of the car?" Said bob. "2000." Said sasuke as though he was right. "Wrong!" Shouted bob. Sakura started giggling and all the akatsuki fanboys of sakura started glaring at bob. "Hmp." Said sasuke. "Sakura, How much is this boat?" Asked bob. "5000." Said Sakura. "Correct!" Said the smiling bob. Sakura sticked her tongue at sasuke.
1 hour and 30 mintues later... After the show
After many death threats and correct prices the Akatsuki had win and had left with a very happy Kazuku. Whose smile is so big and scary it makes even the stoic princes of the akatsuki shudder in fear. While the more social akatsuki members make sure to stay away from him in case he tries to kill for trying to take his money, but tobi the idiot did something no one had ever tried with kazuku... before he stole a dollar. And that's when hell break loose. Kazuku chased poor tobi with a fire thrower. Shit, even pein crapped his pants when he saw what would happen if he ever took even a penny from kazuku. And that's why the akatsuki never dared to touch kazuku's money ever again.
Strip poker
Sakura and Hidan were bored when Hidan suggested something: "Hey, pink bitch let's play strip poker." He winked at her. Sakura didn't trust Hidan due to him constantly trying to rape her. "No, you probably rape me!" Shouted sakura. Of course the whole overprotective boys came over. "Hidan, What did we say about touching our sakura, un!" Shouted Deidara the leader of the sakura fanclub. "Barbie I was just considering to play strip poker wouldn't you like to see her naked unless you're too much of a p***y to see her naked." The whole fanboys fanatized of a naked sakura and had nose bleeds. "Deal,un!" Shouted Deidara. They grabbed sakura and grabbed cards. Everything was doing fine... for the boys. Sakura kept losing 'till she got to the bra. She lost again. Damn it! I got shishou's terrible luck! She thought. Then, She got a idea. She did her transporting justu and appeared in her room. Sasori was in her room. "What are you doing here Sasori?!" Shouted a blushing sasori. "I heard about the game. Sakura you are mine and mine only please don't let them touch you cause I will poison them so bad they cant move for a year." She nodded yes, but then said:But, I'm not yours. "Fine, but before I go I need to do something." "Wha-" Before sakura can say something Sasori kissed her in the lips. Sakura melted at the kiss. He winked at the blushing sakura and chuckled at her blushing face.
Call of duty night
Sakura and the boys were playing on their own playstation 3 system and playing the game call of duty. Deidara was her partner. Sakura throwed a grenade on kisame's,Itachi's,Pein's,Tobi's, and Hidan's players. A mixture of bitch,cheater,stupid pinky, and asshole were spread through deidara's and sakura's headphones. Sakura's screamed accidently: ART IS A BANG! Of course Deidara was so delighted and jumped on top of her and kissed her. She felt fireworks. She was going to kiss back when she saw Sasori in the doorway with anger,betrayal,shock,and hurt in his eyes. He was glaring at them.
You like this chapter I hope you did and there were some DeiSaku and SasoSaku action ;) also what is sasori going to do about sakura and deidara?! Only I know Mohaaa. Mohaha cliffhanger. Review please :3 I'm also thinking of making a sasosaku fanfic after this fanfic here's a preview
The dead
This story will have romance/horror/drama/suspense/hurt/comfort/humor/tradegy
Sakura a 18 year old medic ninja now in the akatsuki must now survive the zombie acomplyse of ninja zombies. "One bite and your over."
"I think I can find a cure."
"NO! DON'T LEAVE ME!"
"When is this going to end?"
What do you think yes or no? Answer on reviews if I should have a fanfic like this.
