Not only are you getting another chapter already, but it's almost double the size of a normal sized chapter! :)

You may even have another one real soon, because I'm in the mood for writing!


Q: I think I'm gonna crawl back into my sleeping bag. My head hurts and I'm emotionally broken from what happened last night..

S: Hey Quinn, I just wanted to let you know that I think red hair suits you. And glasses. You're beautiful, no matter how you look. Especially if you think you are beautiful.

Q: Ah…. thanks, Sam.

S: Anytime. Don't let Santana bring you down. She's being extremely bitchy at the moment.

Q: I noticed…. She has a reason to be, I guess…

S: Yeah, she does. So uh…what did happen with you and her?

Q: You really want to know? … You might hate me after I tell you this…

S: Yeah, I'd like to know. I'm sure I won't hate you. I've hated enough people today.

Q: Um… alright. So Britt, San, and I used to be great friends… best friends, actually. But that was years ago… One day, her dad lost his job and they had to move to the West. Britt and I were disgusted… we pushed her away and refused to interact with her. We called her 'dirty' and 'Western trash'. And then, I guess she met you guys.

S: Oh…wow. Do you regret what you did to Santana?

Q: Well, with the way she's acting right now, she's making it really hard for me to feel bad about it… But yes, I do.

S: Then that's enough for me. You realise you've done something wrong and you feel bad about it. I'm not going to hold it against you.

Q: Thanks, Sam. For... being ridiculously nice to me (:

S: It's alright Quinn. I figured we should try and be friends, so I'm going to be understanding and nice.

After the massive mess that was caused by the camping trip, everyone was finally allowed back into the house. Most people generally ignored each other. Many people received questions in their ask box. Sam received one asking about his first true love. Puck didn't like that.

P: His first true love is Santana?

S: Yeah, it is. Got a problem?

P: Yes. I was her fuck buddy and you, my old buddy, were in love with her.

S: For like a few months or something. It was when we first met her. Before I became a player.

P: And you didn't tell me anything? You were in love with her while I was fucking her! Jesus Christ, that was some fucked up shit!

S: Yeah, because you would have lovedit if I had told you! I can't tell you anything because you just don't care! Don't blame your "fucked up shit" on me loving her. Obviously it was nothing!

P: You could have just told me that you loved her! If you did, I would have backed off and let you have your own way with her! And it would probably stop the psycho from kidnapping us!

S: "Have my own way with her"? Honestly? Noah, do you know anything about love? Obviously not. But seriously, after about a month, I realised I had no chance anyway. So I just didn't bother telling you. And then I eventually got over her.

P: Fuck no. You just didn't call me by my name. Take it back, froggy. I don't need to know anything about love. I will never experience it anyway. What the fuck ever. This is all your fault. The pedo kidnapped us because of your love for her!

S: No, I won't take it back Noah! Whatever. I don't care if you never experience it. But you still can't judge me on it, since you know nothing about it! My fault? We were kidnapped because I loved Santana? Are youserious? I think he kidnapped us because we're all screwed up and we need to all fix our shit with each other!

P: Well then, fuck you and your huge lips! You and your Bieber hair are fucking nothing! We were kidnapped because of you! I don't know why or anything but I know it's because of you! I regret being your fucking best friend!

S: Whatever you say Puckerman, but it looks like we're stuck with each other for a day. Have fun for the rest of the day!

P: And you are clearly enjoying that shit! What now, you have a little crush on me, Bieber?

S: No, I'm actually enjoying the idea of annoying the shit out of you tomorrow. That will be the most fun I'll have had in this house! Also, you think that I'm in love with you?

P: Fuck no. I will never let myself be handcuffed to you.

S: You're going to throw the challenge? Seriously? It's one day! Toughen the fuck up!

P: No fucking way. I'd rather be handcuffed to Hummel than be handcuffed with you!

S: Fine! Throw the damn challenge! See how much everybody willlove that! Santana will be pretty pissed too!

The next challenge involved everybody being handcuffed to someone else for a day. Most people were able to cope, but Puck refused to let himself be handcuffed to Sam. In the end, Puck threw the challenge and they were forced to stay in the mansion another month.

S: Well it's not a good sign waking up and not being handcuffed to , don't throw this damn challenge! I won't even look at you if it helps. I won't say a word allday!

SL: What the hell?

S: He's locked himself in his room and he won't come out. We think that we might get the servants to get him out.

SL: I would say something about this… but unlike some people in this house, I'm loyal to my friends.

S: You're either talking about me or Blaine. Or both. Whatever. I'm going to go and talk to the servants and get him out. Screw staying here another month!

SL: I wouldn't mind another month, after all once I got into this house people started to show their true selves.

S: Well, you're the only one who hasn't changed. You're still the same bitchy person that I met all those years ago. It's just become amplified in this house!

SL: At least I keep it real.. you should take lessons.

S: Hey, I know who I am. I've realised I don't have to be a dick to anyone, since most people are actually nice. I've realised that you and Puck are bad influences and Blaine and I are better off without you!

SL: Don't you dare bring Blaine into this Sammy! When I met you, you acted the way you did before you got into this house, so you can't start to try to blame me for anything. Nice people finish last, so when you are crossing the finish line in this little game, I'll be waving you in.

S: Did I hit a nerve? I'm sorry! Yeah, I used to be like you. But that got me nowhere. At least with being nice, I don't feel so damn alone in this world, like you are! I don't give a shit if I finish last. I'd rather finish last with everyone else then be stuck with you the whole damn race!

SL: I am not alone in this damn world, I have Santana Lopez. Which clearly by it seems is something you wanted but never got. I wonder how that tastes. Failure must suck. It's funny how you try to insult me on things that I truly don't care about.

S: I'm glad I never got you. You are so much worse then I could have ever imagined! So I've never managed to taste failure. I'll get around to it one day. Things you don't care about? Alright, I know one thing I can insult you about that you care about. How are things with you and Blaine?

SL: Real cute Sammy, real cute. I thought you were playing Mr. Nice guy, but it seems as if you wish to only use that role on those Easterners which includes Blaine.
As for me and Blaine, since you ask you shall receive. Let's just say it is about time I cut all those strings between me and him. I shall ask the same question for you and Puckerman also. How is that relationship working out? Are you finally admitting that undeniable love for him?

S: It's hard to be nice when you just want to yell at me all the time! You already know how I felt about you. I wish I could will myself to be nice to you, but right now, I can't! You're really going to do that? You're going to throw away your friendship with Blaine over Kurt? And me and Puck? It's done. Finished. I don't want to ever see him again! It seems like Puck wants to keep it that way anyway.

SL: I don't understand.. what do you mean you can't be "nice" to me? I'm not even yelling you should have already known that, I just, I mean, coming into this house.. we should of stuck together. You realize that right? All four of us. As for Blaine, this doesn't even involve Kurt.. not my decision to stop speaking to him. That has nothing to do with Kurt, and everything to do with Blaine. You know that you miss Puckerman, you ain't going to lie to me right? I'm tired of the bullshit.

S: What is the point of trying to stick by you Santana when you don't even care about me at all? That really hurts. I thought you at least cared a little, but no, apparently not at all. I'd rather stay with people that do care. We can still stick together, but I don't want it to just be the four of us. I want to try and be friends with the others too. Doesn't mean that I hate you. What did Blaine do? All he did was talk to the Easterners. Exactly what I did. Is that really something to lose someone you have been best friends with for years over? And I do miss Puck. But we have our differences and he doesn't like me talking to the Easterners. Until he decides to talk to them, I'll just be friends with Blaine instead.

SL: So you truly believe those Easterners care about you? You really have so much to learn. Maybe you aren't cut out to being a Westerner. Well, you used to be, than you like visited Oprah or became a hippie trying to spread peace, which isn't going to happen if you realized by now. I rather not have that conversation with you. You don't even know the half of it, so just shut up about it alright? It doesn't concern you.. or anyone in this damn house for that matter. I think this is a fun turn of events. Until he talks to the Easterners? You do realize this is Puck we are talking about? Him talking to the Easterners is like saying I'm going to win a Nobel Peace Prize award, or whatever they call it. Which leads me to something else.. I believe this conversation we are having is actually really civil compared to you and your boyfriend, why aren't you implying those rules to me?

S: Santana, I really care about you. I always have. I just wished that you had acted the same way towards me. Every time that I'm mean to you, I feel really bad. I wish I could be mean to you, then I could just be angry about everything that's happened between us. But I can't. The reason I'm not implying those rules to you is because I know that deep inside, you care about me and the Easterners. Or at least Brittany and Quinn. I just want you to realise that.

SL: I can't realize something that isn't true Sam… I wish you just stop talking like that! All that caring nonsense, none of it makes sense…it's like a figment of your imagination! That has to be all.. This is why I'm a Westerner! I don't feel anything, unless you call anger and hate because I have tons of that flowing through my blood. And I'm not even a Westerner from birth! What is wrong with everyone? Everyone keeps changing, and I don't like it!

S: Santana, caring is a human emotion. So is love. Maybe you aren't human. Maybe that's why you can't accept that people do actually care about you. Perhaps you and I should have been born into each other's lives. You should have been a Westerner and I should have been born an Easterner!

SL: You should of definitely had my life, you wouldn't be able to deal with half of the stuff I've been through. You would actually get to see what happens at the hands of those Easterners. …Sam, what is the reason for this conversation? We both know I'm not going to change anytime soon, and it seems as if you are set on ruining the life you have by befriending them.

S: Yeah, then I would understand whatever made you this empty! What do you mean? There has to be a reason to have a conversation? I don't have a reason! You may not change soon, but you will eventually. I can't wait for that day. But until then, I won't try and change you!

SL: I am not empty. I just don't understand what is wrong with you.

S: There's nothing wrong with me! I'm just not like you. Unless that means I am "wrong". I'm sorry I don't want to end up like you!

SL: It seems to be a pattern the people who "care" about me are always the ones who seem to try to bring me down.

S: Then you must be doing something for them to push you away. Have you ever thought of that Santana?

SL: I think everyone just likes to blame me for all of this.

S: Being stuck here? Actually I have been blamed for that because I loved you.

SL: We can take the blame together.. I guess. But.. than truly makes no sense..

S: Yeah. But we can take it together. If you prefer. :)

SL: Why are we bonding on taking heat from other people? But.. yeah.. actually. I'd like that.

S: I have no idea. Maybe it's the only thing we have in common. Alright. We're both the reason that we are all in this house.

SL: I actually think we might have alot more in common.. if you would quit this little nice boy act of yours.

S: Yeah we probably do. But it's not an act. So I'm not going to be "dropping" it.

SL: I. Why the change? What is so much better about befriending them? I don't understand the appeal. At all.

S: They're great people. And some of them have been through the same stuff, or worse. They are basically the same!

SL: Definitely great people. Must you forget I was one of them.

S: Exactly. I mean, you can be a good person.

SL: How cute it is how you are willing to say people you've only known for like three weeks are good people.

S: I've known you for a lot longer than that and you can be a good person. But they have everything that I've been missing from my life.

SL: I can not believe you just said that.

S: Well I did. Deal with it.

SL: So.. since everyone seems to have left.. when you find my Sammy can you let me know? I mean, Blaine isn't the same either.. are they hiding together?

S: I don't think you'll find him. He's very good at hiding.

SL: And.. I'm pretty sure that Puckerman misses him too.

S: Well, if Puck ever finds him, I'll congratulate him.

SL: What type of game are you playing at?

S: None. I just don't care anymore.

SL: See, we do have something in common.

S: There we go. We have two things in common.

SL: I see you showing that Westerner side of you, I like that much better.

S: It does exist. It just likes to hide. Doesn't mean I'm going to stop talking to Quinn and the others.

SL: I like him better.. he should stay out of hiding more often. I refuse to reply to that last comment.

S: If you're lucky, I might show both sides. You have to take me with both sides Santana.

SL: Luck tends to normally be on my side. But I'm more than sure sober Santana can persuade you for awhile. Will you be the death of me Sam Evans?

S: Right, whatever you say Santana. I do prefer it when you are sober! Most probably, yes.