A/N: THE TORCH HAS BEEN PASSED!
(text convo between Superman and Batman)
B: Ready for the game tonight?
S: Hell yeah, I got super bowel fever
B:...Um. I'll make sure to stock up on toilet paper...
S: *bowl
B:...
(text convo between Superman and Robin)
S: Hey, tell Bats I took the carcasses from the batmobile and put them at Mt. Jutsice like he asked
R: WTF! WHAT HAVE YOU TWO BEEN UP TOO!
S: I meant car seats
R: O_O
(Text convo between Superman and Wonderwoman)
W: Why weren't you writing anything down at the meeting?
S: Dropped my penis and couldn't find it
W: Oh, so is tht why u cant be a man and accept Conner?
S: Really? And I meant pencil
(Text convo between Superman and Flash)
S: Dude, I am so freak and pissed
F: SuperMan gets scared? huh, did not know that
S: I meant freak and pissed
S: FINK SAND KISSED!
S: FREAKING PISSED!
F: Awkward.
(text convo between Superman and Conner)
S: Hey, srry to bother you, but did I leave my skirt at Mt. Justice, can't find it
C: UR WHAT! UR A CROSS DRESSER? Gotta tell everyone ur possibly Lois Lane
S: I meant shrimp
S: skirt
S: Shit
S: skittles
S: SHIRT DAMN IT I MEANT SHIRT
C: Oh, yeah it's here, see ya in a bit then Lois :P
S: Really?
C: Yup
(Text convo between Superman and Martha)
S: Hey Mom, I'm gonna be late, fucking with Lois
M: WHAT? YOU GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW! YOU CANT EVEN ACCEPT YOUR OWN SON AND YOUR OUT HAVING SEX, WHICH LEADS TO MORE KIDS!
S: I meant fighting, jeez
M:...get home now, You can't take any chances
A/N: Really Martha? Lolz. Hope ya liked it.
