A/N: THE TORCH HAS BEEN PASSED!

(text convo between Superman and Batman)

B: Ready for the game tonight?

S: Hell yeah, I got super bowel fever

B:...Um. I'll make sure to stock up on toilet paper...

S: *bowl

B:...


(text convo between Superman and Robin)

S: Hey, tell Bats I took the carcasses from the batmobile and put them at Mt. Jutsice like he asked

R: WTF! WHAT HAVE YOU TWO BEEN UP TOO!

S: I meant car seats

R: O_O


(Text convo between Superman and Wonderwoman)

W: Why weren't you writing anything down at the meeting?

S: Dropped my penis and couldn't find it

W: Oh, so is tht why u cant be a man and accept Conner?

S: Really? And I meant pencil


(Text convo between Superman and Flash)

S: Dude, I am so freak and pissed

F: SuperMan gets scared? huh, did not know that

S: I meant freak and pissed

S: FINK SAND KISSED!

S: FREAKING PISSED!

F: Awkward.


(text convo between Superman and Conner)

S: Hey, srry to bother you, but did I leave my skirt at Mt. Justice, can't find it

C: UR WHAT! UR A CROSS DRESSER? Gotta tell everyone ur possibly Lois Lane

S: I meant shrimp

S: skirt

S: Shit

S: skittles

S: SHIRT DAMN IT I MEANT SHIRT

C: Oh, yeah it's here, see ya in a bit then Lois :P

S: Really?

C: Yup


(Text convo between Superman and Martha)

S: Hey Mom, I'm gonna be late, fucking with Lois

M: WHAT? YOU GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW! YOU CANT EVEN ACCEPT YOUR OWN SON AND YOUR OUT HAVING SEX, WHICH LEADS TO MORE KIDS!

S: I meant fighting, jeez

M:...get home now, You can't take any chances

A/N: Really Martha? Lolz. Hope ya liked it.