Sometimes Its Seddie

The word for this one: Radio

This is for ShinexLikexGold

I don't own iCarly, this challenge or the song "Sugar Were Goin' Down Swinging"

This is my first song-fic. Be nice!


Am I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song

I looked across the Groovy Smoothie and saw them, Sam and Austin. Her new boyfriend…not that I'm jealous! Me jealous?! Freddie Benson does not get jealous. Especially of people dating Samantha Puckett.

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

Look at them, holding hands…and kissing!? Why is he kissing her! I was her first kiss buddy. Nice try! Er…

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

But when he breaks her heart, like her boyfriends always do…who is she gonna come to? Me. It's always me. And right after I help her get back onto her feet what does she say to me 'Thanks for being such a great friend Freddie.' Everytime. I get the friend speech. But I'm use to it.

Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song

Okay…I'm jealous. I wanna be with Sam. But let's face it. She moves through guys like songs on the radio. And me…I'm on the wrong station. Sam needs tough guys who are gonna be able to put up with her. And here I am spying on her date in Groovy Smoothies.

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

Wait a minute. He's…yelling at her. I knew this would happen. Oh my god! He's leaving. And there she is…sitting alone, waiting for the song on her radio to change.

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

She is sitting all alone at her little table, holding in tears. I cannot believe I'm doing this. I'm going to go tell her that everything's okay and she'll find a new guy. When her obvious choice is already right in font of her…waiting for her the change that dial on her radio. But this time, I'm gonna make sure she does.

Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it

"Freddie!" She said trying to talk to me through he sobs. "When…when did you get here?"

"I've been here for a while." I admitted.

"Oh…so I guess you saw what happened with Austin?" She said sadly.

"Kinda." I said, feeling embarresed. She turned towards me and buried herself in my arms and tugged at my shirt. I hate seeing her like this! All vulnerable. "It'll be okay, Sam." I said.

"No!" She sobbed. "I'm sick of all these guys! They all hate me!"

"Not all of them hate you, Sam." I admitted more than I wanted to.

"I guess your right." She said lifting her head and looked into my eyes. Just change the station. I was repeating in my head. "I'm sorry Freddie." She said quietly.

"For what?" I asked confused. She grabbed my shirt and pulled me towards her. She smacked her lips against mine and kissed me hard, then pushed me back away.

"For that." She said smirking.


Hmm, I don't know if I like this one. It's alright. It's my longest one-shot yet! Review as always!