Disclaimer: I do hereby disclaim all rights and responsibilities for the characters in this bit of whimsy... especially for the defensive one. A nod of recognition is bent towards Rumiko Takahashi for her creative prowess.


Chapter 9: Total Stud

To Sesshoumaru's amusement, she actually seemed offended on his behalf. "Are you telling me that those... those..."

"Bitches."

Kagome winced and tried, "Lady demons?"

"Demonesses," he placidly supplied.

"Right... those demonesses are blowing you off? Losing a limb shouldn't impair your ability to... erm..." She wallowed a moment, then exclaimed, "It's not as if your kids would be missing an arm!"

"Pups," he corrected.

"Seriously?" she gasped. "Awww, that's too cute!"

He couldn't fathom why, but he grunted an affirmative.

"Well, they don't know squat about genetics!"

Half of her words were nonsensical; even so, they soothed the taiyoukai's battered ego.


Original Posting Date: March 11, 2011
Prompt: N/A
Words: 100