Possible SasoDei in this fanfic! So watch out!
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The following morning was all back to the usual schedule… But one familiar blonde haired artist found nothing to do and just strolled around the base for like 5 times already and everyone was wondering if he wasn't dizzy yet.
"I think I'm the only member here without a love partner yet…"
He thought silently.
"Leader-sama has Konan. Kisame has his goldfish named Goldy… For the love of explosions… What fucking Sharkman would name his fishes?!"
He grumbled.
"Itatchi has Mika Sakura and Hidan has those friggin' fangirls following him everywhere he goes. Zetsu has his cactus named Betty… Sasori no danna is always too busy with his work… Heck, he's married to his work!"
He chuckled a bit.
"Kakuzu, he's married to his own money. He'd kill anyone who'd dare touch his beloved piggy bank. Even that hyperactive shit Tobi has a girl. And a hot one at that."
Then he peered into the crack on Tobi's door. Kota was there tending to his burns from the previous night.
"Sorry for the burns Tobi…I guess I just got too excited upon hearing your answer that I released my Human torch jutsu…"
She apologized, wrapping him up in Bandages.
"It's ok Kota. I would've done the same thing. "
He murmured under the layers of bandages over his face.
"Aww, Tobi. You're so sweet!"
And she kissed him on the cheek.
"Oh I wish I could kiss you back."
"Do it when you're better. Not now…"
She said and prepared to leave the room.
"But it would be too embarrasing to talk about what had happened and if anyone asks, my damn Tobi self is bound to answer!"
"Don't worry, I told them not to ask..."
Then she opened the door.
Deidara scrambled out of the premises or he may end up like Tobi.
Kota came out of the room, looking in both directions.
"That's funny; I thought someone was watching us… Must be my imagination."
She shrugged.
Deidara, on the nearby corner sighed in relief.
"Aww… When will my true love ever come?"
Just then, Dr. (or Attorney) Black Jack came upstairs.
"Hey doc, can I ask you a question?"
"Yeah… What is it?"
"Do you have a… you know… a… girlfriend?"
He stammered, his feet moving in an uneasy manner.
"Pardon…"
The doctor looked at him bewilderedly.
"A sweetheart, maybe?"
After this, the doc threw himself to the ground laughing madly that it was heard throughout the whole ninja world.
"Doc…"
Deidara said, annoyed, as he watched the badger haired surgeon roll on the ground.
"Oh, So Sorry Dei!"
He stood up, wiping tears of joy away from his eyes.
"Is it (Laugh) True that Akatsuki's exploding freak of a (Louder laugh) sculptor is asking for love advice?! (Hysterical chuckle)"
"Hey, I only asked you if you had a girl!"
The doc kept on laughing like mad.
"Black Jack! Answer the fucking shit of a question!!!!"
Deidara screamed at him.
"Yeah! I do! So calm down… Met her in college… But I soon lost her…"
"She left you?"
Deidara guessed.
"Nope."
The doc shook.
"She fell in love with another guy?"
"Well… It was almost a possibility but no."
"Did she die?!"
The blonde asked, almost in tears.
"No!!! She got cancer so I treated her and bla… bla… bla… She became a man, became a ship doctor and that's it!"
He squealed.
"But still it's better to have loved and lost than to have never have loved at all!"
He smiled.
"Oh really, because I think I'm the only one without a love partner yet… And I get so jealous when Kota tends to Tobi's burns or when Hidan gets smothered by fangirls or even the time when Pein and Konan get all lovey dubby on each other. Heck to the point that even Mika pulling on Itachi's leash looked good!"
He yelled, as if talking to a psychiatrist. When he turned, all there was a cloud of smoke on the trail like someone have been running off.
"Fucking son of a bitch…"
Deidara murmured.
Actually, the doctor was in the internet room of the base (How else do you think they plan their attacks?) at the website:
"lonelynomore.com!"
He exclaimed as he typed the address on the address bar.
"What the hell is ?"
Hidan asked, peering into the monitor.
"It's an online dating website…"
Black Jack answered.
"But how did you…"
Pein began to ask.
"Thousands of questions that don't need to be answered Pein… Thousands… And plus Deidara's got love issues. I gotta help mnd his broken heart..."
He replied again.
The leader kept silent.
"Ok… So, how do you guys describe Deidara? We gotta make him sound attractive."
"Start with something basic…"
Mika suggested.
"Alright. Basic you say… Well then Blonde haired artist seeks anyone with pulse…"
He pressed enter and no results showed up.
"Well no one's gonna like that!"
Itatchi said sarcastically.
"Ok… Umm… Say that he loves explosions!"
Konan suggested as the doctor typed.
"And he's gotta be smart!"
Kisame added.
"And he's really gotta be brawny!"
Shizuki said.
"Ok. Explosion loving, intelligent beef-cakey sculptor! What else have you guys got?"
Black Jack asked. This was getting exciting.
"He's hardworking…"
Pein added.
"Say that he loves to cook, Meat!"
Zetsu requested.
"Tell that he's a master sculptor!"
Mika suggested.
"Yeah!"
They all agreed.
"Add he's loyal to the girl he loves!"
Kota said.
"And my sweetie has a suggestion too: Tell that sempai is kind to Tobi!"
"Say he's also rich!"
Kakuzu said.
"Chicks dig the rich men!"
"Aww shut your shithole!"
Hidan interrupted.
"Say that he has a colorful language!"
He suggested.
"Add that he's also a gay…"
Itachi said, but everyone stared at him as he finished his statement.
"What? It's all true!"
He defended.
"How 'bout you Sasori? You haven't made a suggestion yet!"
The doc invited the red head beside him who didn't look too happy upon the decision to pair up his partner with another girl.
"Sasori?"
Pein said.
"Are you jealous?"
"What?! Are you crazy?! I'm not jealous! Deidara's a man. Why should I be? You know its fine! Just fine! Go partner up Deidara with any other girl out there! See if I care!"
He said, trudging out of the room.
"Oooook… While Pinnochio over there goes emo… Let's see what we've got…"
Black Jack said and dictated the words in the box that he typed.
"Here goes: Explosion loving, intelligent beef-cakey sculptor, who is hardworking, a barbeque expert, a master sculptor, loyal, rich, is fluent in most ninja languages and is interesting… Also says un in his end sentences… How's that guys?"
"Yeah!"
Then he pressed enter. A blonde girl's picture showed up.
"Hmmn… Says here her name's Adell, She's got honey blonde hair at shoulder length, Blue eyes, and is also a big fan of anything that goes boom..."
"She's perfect!!!"
They squealed in delight.
"Great but how do we lure the blonde prince to Rapunzel?"
A few moments later, they were in the meeting room and the doc laid out a blueprint.
"Ok, men… Point A will be the base. Point B will be the forest where they'll meet."
He instructed as he pointed out the points on the map.
"So I'll send him on a 'mission' to the forest where he and she will meet. After that, The lovestory will begin!"
Pein said a tone of which the Filipino fangirls say Kinikilig…
"Yeah! That's the plan!"
They all nodded their heads in agreement.
"So it's gonna be a lovestory, if they just say yes…"
They all sung in agreement. Except for Sasori that is…
