EarthBound: My Version TOTAL REDUX
Chapter Nine! We have sex under a waterfull!
(AN: OH MY FUCKING GOWD YOU STUDIP FLAMERS! I PLAN ON KILLING YOU AS SOON AS I FIND YOU U STUPID FUCKERS! GO CHOKE ON your OWN CUMAND DYE IN A HOLE! I WILL KILL YOU, D4RKXSOUL! YOUR MOTHER IS A STUPID BITCH ASS CUNT WHORE WHO SUCKS DICKS FOR MONEY BECAUSE SHE CAN'T AFFORD ANY BECAUSE SHE HAS NO BRAI TO DO SO WITH!
Also I waz gome 4 a while 4 resons I will tell U in da nect chaptur!)
We begin walkun 2 da forest where da zombiez were. When we gut in2 dat cave, we saw ZOMBIES! Paula bega masturbattin 2 da hawt zombie cox (witch were naut ass (LOL GETTIT?) hawt as my cox witch was over 18 feet long and hard and thick and made girlz cum hust by lookin at it!)
Jeff an I began suckin hawt zombie cok because we bwere horye 2 nad wanted 2 fucj a hawt zombie gut! we gat anal and we came hard. After this we wint 2 saturn bvalley werew we met the Mr Saturs !
They looked and tasted like boobs and they had a big nose and penis with a bow on the end of it. They were all guys but I still got them pregnant. They told us that master belch was the one behind the zombiez and that we had 2 kill him 2 get rid of them. Paula liekd getting raped bi (LOL GETTIT?) zombies but I wanted 2 kill things so she agreed cuz she luved killing things 2.
Jeff, Paula, Ness and I went 2 da leder of the Mr Saturnz and he said dat if u go under da waterfall for 666 minutes (LOL ) they wil let u enter.
I Had Incredible Sex With Him And So Did Jeff And Paula And We Fuvked And Then Killed All The Mr Saturnz. So we wint 2 the waterfull and went behind it after having sex with the Photoman and the voice of the barf person said "Wait 5 minutes plz) so we did"
Wile we water paula took off her top and asked us to suck ter tits so we did. Her boobs were bigger than her whole body and smelled like strawberriez and we sucked her pink nipples. We drank her milk so well and felt her big azz tits up and she giggled and rode both of our dicks until we had an orgasm and she came so hard. We drank her cum and her milk at the same time :D
Suddenly the door opened and green penis-like guys came.
