Author's note: Whee!! I feel so smart for coming up with this word because I don't think any of you could've thought of it! Ha! OK so maybe you could have but just lemme have my happy moment…. Time for: I is for Iceland! This isn't going to turn out like some sort of geography lesson because I don't know anything about Iceland…not that I need to for this.

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Aido stared at his packed bag and map he held in his hand. There was no other option that he knew of. Aido had to run away. To Iceland! Seriously, this place was killing him, with all the drama and stuff, but the worst thing possible had happened today:

–Flashback-

"Hello, Ladies!" Aido called cheerily. Suddenly, he noticed that no one was looking at him. They were all staring at…his cousin! Why, Aido thought, why must fate turn on me in such a terrible way?!

He wasn't being over dramatic! No way. This was a major crisis. So Aido stared at the ground, ignoring the thudding pain that coursed through his perfect—and better than Akatsuki's!—body as he walked to class. And although he was walking slowly and his pout was obvious, no one asked him what was wrong!

-Flashback ends…that was a seriously short flashback…-

Aido gritted his teeth. If Akatsuki wanted all the fan girls fine! Aido would leave and find new fan girls!! Better ones, that didn't ditch you! Maybe the penguins would fawn over him… Were there penguins in Iceland? The map didn't say much. But oh well! Anywhere is better than here!

Aido glanced at his farewell note and sighed. It was the most beautiful literature he'd ever written and he wouldn't be around to accept the praise. Assuming they gave him any. They'd probably be too busy staring at Akatsuki to realize how stunningly fantastic this small note was! It went like this:

Dear all,

I am almost sorry about leaving you, but I doubt any of you care. This is NOT a suicide note!

This is a farewell note so all of you feel bad that you have driven me away!

In case you are all wondering, my reason for leaving is that I am no longer loved. No!

All the love that should be mine belongs to Akatsuki. What did I do wrong?

Was my beautiful, golden hair not quite put in the proper position?

Did I not wave with my right hand, using my left instead?

Why must fate have turned on me like this?? WHY?

Anyway, I want you all to know that I am not telling you where I am so you can't find me!

Iceland is better than Japan anyway…. Like I said, you will never figure out that I'm going to Iceland.

Good bye my former friends!

Sincerely,

Aiohdkbsakjbd

At the last part, Aido's handwriting had gotten illegible so we must all presume it is what it we it to be.

"Hanabusa?" Ruka asked uncertainly from his doorway.

"What?" he asked miserably.

"A fan girl sent you a letter," she informed him and Aido jumped up. Maybe he wasn't unloved! Maybe he could stay!

"Read the first line!" he said excitedly and Ruka raised an eyebrow but read"

"'Dear, Idol-senpai, or should I say Aido-senpai? I am sorry but I am falling in love with your cousin. I'm sorry but I'—"she read but Aido raised a hand to his heart and she stopped.

"Please read no farther!" he exclaimed and Ruka rolled his eyes.

"You are depressingly gullible," she told him. Aido glared at her and ice crawled up the wall next to the cruel vampire. Didn't she know he was running away because of this?

"I don't want to know what it really says!" he said and handed her his note which she read, a smile growing on her face until she was done.

"Why Iceland?" she asked him and he stared at her.

"How did you know I'm going to Iceland?" Aido gasped and Ruka bit back a laugh.

"A lucky guess," she said smirking and Aido snatched away the note and was walking away with it when he remembered that this letter was for the others of the Night class. And for what it was worth, Aido was rather curious to what the note said. He walked back and he and Ruka switched notes, the one addressed the Aido he read himself. Ruka had been right on track except for that instead of 'your cousin' is was 'Shiki-senpai' which wasn't much better, Aido decided. At least Akatsuki looked a little bit like him! Shiki…not so much.

Aido sighed dramatically. How he loved theatrics one might suppose.

"Hey!" Ruka called to him if you really want to know the reason people are changing who they are proclaiming their love to, you should check this out." She handed him a slip of paper saying, 'YouTube, Aido drunk with a blonde chick'. Aido blinked once and dashed to the computer in his room, found YouTube and looked up the odd titled video. To his humiliation, it was actually there and he—almost reluctantly—clicked on it.

And there was Ichijou—with Aido's video-camera!—whispering and walking quietly down the halls of the Moon dorm to Aido's room followed by everyone else in the Night class, along with Yori, the Chairman and Yuuki. Well, this wasn't good, he thought and his assumption only got worse when he heard Ichijou say, "Hanabusa, when you watch this remember that they are forcing me to do this as a punishment."

Aido swallowed. Oh yeah, that time he made them all drunk and video-taped it. Crap. They all claimed they'd let him off this time and Aido had been so relieved to be alive that he hadn't thought much of it. Only now was he realizing what a mistake that was. The door opened a crack and the screen switched from Ichijou to Aido and a random blonde girl whom he didn't recognize having a pillow fight. A freaking pillow fight!

Aido resisted the temptation to shut up off the computer and continued to watch his down fall as the Aido on screen drank and spilled his every secret, played truth or dare, dressed up in make up and a frilly dress, and pretty much every humiliating thing imaginable. When it was done, Aido closed the screen and walked out of his room, almost running into a grinning Ruka standing in front of every else who had been present during the filming.

"Uh, will a heart-felt apology get you to delete that video?" he asked hopefully.

"No."

The word rang around the room firmly and Aido winced.

"Iceland here I come," he said but the back of his shirt was grabbed by his cousin.

"You aren't going anywhere," Kaname told him stoically. "Your plane has been cancelled, all money moved—"

"—so you have no where to go," Ruka finished softly, malice filling her voice. Anger issues much? Not really.

"Don't worry, Hanabusa, we put all your stuff away," Ichijou said pleasantly and the statue next to him froze over.

Next time he tried to totally humiliate the Night class, Aido decided he would have no accomplices. Especially traitorous ones like Ichijou!

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The part about the YouTube video probably doesn't make sense to anyone who hasn't read Why Not To Drink, but I got a review saying that I should make a fic about Aido's punishment. I hope this works for you, Kar~Kar, because this chapter is now dedicated to you because when the whole drinking came in I thought of you and that was my inspiration. It would have been about 400 words if it weren't for you so anyone who enjoyed this chapter should give her a hand. READ AND REVIEW!