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Is This a College?
Chapter 9: Awkward Affections?
It was certainly an awkward yet, at the same time, fulfilling week. With all these affections being thrown around like rubber balls in a small cube room, I had little time to prepare for the exams coming soon. It sucked… horribly. Yoruno had indeed gotten what was coming to him. I still laugh about what happened.
The competition was still on and I was soon being victimized on all fronts. Haruna had showed up at the front of the boys' dorm and had forcefully given me a small lunch package. In the cafeteria, I opened it and found at least twelve scrambled egg omelets sitting with a light twinkle at the top. They weren't bad at all to be honest. It really did break away the attention of the dirty looks we (My friends) were all receiving from other students.
Seraphim had offered to teach me some martial arts that she knew when we were done with lunch. Though I attempted to decline her request, she had pulled me against my will into the gym and had without warning began to throw punches and kicks to my body and, in less than a minute, had me curled up on the floor. Needless to say, I don't think she'll try that without my consent next time.
Eu had bought two Cherry Cokes for her and me. During which, she and I chatted and she had said I could be with anyone I wanted, as long as I genuinely love them. I couldn't describe my feelings for her as love… yet… at the moment..? Okay, so I did describe those feeling as love, so what!? Point being, I love Eucliwood Hellscythe, and I didn't know how to properly tell her and the others how I truly felt.
Despite all this happening, I was still plotting how to get back at Yoruno for his betrayal. Turns out, karma did that for me. He, obviously, didn't learn from before. He tried to get back with Kyoko at first by saying he and her were perfect for each other. She responded with rebuking him and turning the school against him just as she did to us.
Making the situation even worse for him, he then slugged his way over to Eu and us and begged her to get back with him. The reaction from Eu was absolutely priceless. She could have slapped him, she could have berated him, and she could even ask him to beg more just to refuse him. She didn't do any of that. Instead she merely kicked where the sun don't shine. That was one of the reasons I loved this girl. I burst out laughing until my lungs had their fill of breathlessness and I had fallen to the ground grasping my chest. Yoruno had just stalked away without a word.
Now that took the first thing off my 'to do list'. I still had yet to find out why Kyoko was suddenly transferred here and how in the hell she already knew my name. I also had to confess to Eu and remain friends with Sera and Haruna. And last, and certainly least, of all were those damn exams.
I had made a plan to, oh so, romantically confess my love for Eu in public… in front of everyone… including Haruna and Seraphim… where they would both break my legs and neck. That took down that plan. So I had brainstormed a date. Though it could go wrong in so many ways, it was the least likely option where my bones would break.
I had eventually decided on taking her to some kind of park, seeing that we both met in the campus' park and next to a soda machine.
I'll just sum up how the beginning of the date was a disaster. I had asked Eu out in the most simple and calm manner I could. I had merely found her when we were both alone and asked, "U-um, Eu?" she turned her head to look at me directly, "I-I was… wondering… if you would, you know… go out to the city park sometime?"
She just smiled and said quietly, "I'd be glad to go with you. On Friday? That's more preferable."
I nodded and said, "Of course, I'll meet you at the soda machine after class on Friday."
She nodded back and turned to get to her next class.
We had met up, as planned. Was there a problem? Besides the fact I was at least fifteen minutes late, nothing much. We also had trouble finding the city park. We wondered for at least an hour before we finally found it. By that time, the sun was already setting.
All the problems we were having decided to hold themselves off as we finally were beginning to enjoy the park lighting. We found a bench that had a beautiful view of the sunset and had sat there. We chatted and I offered to go buy some refreshments, but she refused, saying, "We shouldn't miss the sunset."
It really was beautiful. The orange-red mixing with the bright yellow outlines had left me speechless. Eu turned her head and asked simply yet awkwardly, "So… does this mean you choose me?"
I turned to her shocked. I knew what she meant. She knew how I felt for her now. What held me back? What kept me from saying yes right away? Instead of saying anything, I had just nodded. On impulse we both closed our eyes to each other.
I leaned forward.
She leaned forward.
Both of our lips finally connected.
It really was like in the books. Nothing else exist. Nothing else mattered. Just the fact that we were kissing and showing our affections to each other.
We both parted after a few seconds. Eu blushed and said quickly, "We better get back to campus… you know, before it gets dark.
It was a night to remember. The next day was almost as good. Haruna and Seraphim were right on us, questioning where we were. Eu and I explained together and we were both smiling in an amusing fashion when we saw their faces. Haruna's jaw was wide open and she paled. I doubt she liked the fact she lost. Seraphim kept her composure and said plain as day and calmly, "Victory goes to Eucliwood Hellscythe."
Haruna then started muttering about 'cheating' and 'unfair'.
But they took it well in general. However, Eu said that the two questioned how she won and that she said the truth that I asked her out before she pulled anything. I'm pretty sure I won't ever taste Haruna's eggs again and that I'll be challenged more times by Seraphim in the gym.
Well it's worth it. Worse comes to worse, I'll just end up the infirmary again for a third time. It sounds quite accurate now that I think about it. But it wasn't for those reasons. Exactly one week after I had went on a date with Eu, I had figured out why Kyoko came here and how she knew me.
Needless to say, I wasn't really prepared for what I would find out… nor did I think I would actually feel bad for Kyoko.
(A/N): Problems, next thing- Greetings you… people… Listen I got nothing to say on greetings so let's get to business.
Second shortest chapter, eh? Put that bulls*** on a t-shirt.
Allergies- I'll be frank, things aren't going well on my end. The changing seasons here gave me an allergy attack. So my eyes burn and itch while I sniffle and sneeze. DELAY!
Writers Block- I had no idea where to go, so I had to give you a rushed chapter. I had no idea what to do. Doesn't help that I have a mystery in my story that I accidentally put in. DELAY!
My Doctors appointment- I shouldn't say anymore except healthy with a side of concerned. DELAY!
Motivation- I feel like the story I write here is just going downhill and I am willing to bet a lot of people who read this really don't care about this story and won't give it a second thought. I am motivated by few people and am just not in the mood to write. Though this could just be people moving on to more popular stories as well… delay.
This story, believe it or not, is actually approaching its end. This is my first story and despite grammar not being the best and leaving a few noticeable things missing, I feel it is still special so my next project will either be my Amnesia: The Dark Descent or just doing a few one-shots until I think of something.
Thank you to those who stay loyal to this story and thanks to those who review and in a friendly manner give me criticism
-Jared (Spazeman)
