Authors Note/Disclaimer: I don't own WAs 3, or the songs 'Cause I Got High by Afroman or Feelings by Albert Morris.

Well, I beat the dead horse into submission and wrote the last four chapters in one sitting. Here's the first. ^_^ And I left out a chorus of the Afroman song just so as to maintain the rating of the fic. And in case anyone is wondering, I don't write out the lyrics myself cause I'm lazy. I get them off the net for the most part, but I do try to check them against the songs to make sure they didn't make any mistakes and fix the ones I catch, but sometimes I don't get a chance to. So if you catch any incorrect lyrics, I apologize. ^_^

Chapter 8- 'Cause I Got High

The roosters cry echoed through the air, awakening those who weren't heavy sleepers. They rose and in turn awoke their comrades and eventually everyone was up and shuffling back out to the makeshift stage.

Von was already there and ready to go. He'd already drawn the next name and waited patiently for everyone to sit down and get collected before reading it off.

"Todd, you're today's first singer! Come on up and entertain us!"

The afro bearing swordsman stumbled up to stage with a vacant grin on his face and picked up a microphone. Jet gave him a half smirk, amused. Virginia, curious, gave the silver haired boy a funny look. "What's so funny?"

"Oh nothing."

Kaitlyn shushed them as Todd started to sing.

I was gonna clean my room until I got high

I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high

my room is still messed up and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high

I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high

I am taking it next semester and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high

I just got a new promotion but I got high

now I'm selling dope and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high

I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high

they took my whole paycheck and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high

I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high

Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high

I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high

now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why

- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high

I lost my kids and wife because I got high

now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why

- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high

I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high

and if I dont sell one copy I know why

- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

There was good natured laughter from the crowd as Todd handed the mike back to Von. As he was heading back to his seat with the rest of the Schroedingers, he proceeded to fall over, snoring. With an irritated look on her face, Maya walked up to retrieve him, hauling his butt back to the table.

Gallows was laughing his head off. Kaitlyn looked at him, then to her mother. "Why is Uncle Gallows laughing at the sleeping man?"

Clive was shooting Todd a dirty look as Catherine replied. "We'll tell you later dear."

"When you explain why the other man sung a love song to another man?"

Catherine sweatdropped but continued to smile. "Yes, dear."

Von's voice broke the awkward moment as he drew the next name. "Asgard!" The golem clunked his way up onto the stage. Taking the microphone from Von, he turned to the crowd and waited for the music to start.

Nothing more than feelings

Trying to forget my feelings of love.

Tear drops

Rolling down on my face

Trying to forget my feelings of love.

Feelings

For my life I'll feel it

I wish I'd never met you girl

You'll never come again.

Feeling

O o o feelings

O o o feel you again i-

Turned out everyone on Filgaia was even less fond of old, worn cliches than they were of Celine Dion. This was evident by the throwing of rotten fruits and vegetables again.

Asgard looked about as confused as the golem could. "Did I sing off-key?" A cabbage bounced off the side of his head in reply.