MALE HINATA IS KNOWN AS HIN AND ITS FEMALE NARUTO WHICH IS NARUKO. Just a little foot note.
This is a an AU universe. Sorry if you didnt guess or anything. Tailed beasts dont exist sorry. Erm...please tell me what you think now idk if you think ive fucked it up doing this or not.
"So Hin where do you sit on the talk of sex?" Naruto asked, she had pinned her fringe down while tying the rest of it into a tight bun, they had flown back towards their home village but while not being there, Naruko had changed the topic to sex. Hin blinked looking at her and sighed shaking his head,
"I don't believe you Naruko, why would you ask this" He questioned curiously while trying to steer the conversation away from himself. "What about you Uchiha?"
"Me? Well if I'm in a long term relationship and we know we are gonna marry I would but not before. Not until I knew we were gonna be together forever...how do I know I know I would be a one night stand?" Sasuke smiled. He was sitting crossed legged on the back of the large bird, Hin smiled with a slight blush.
"I kinda hate talking about sex...it really embarrasses me" Hin mumbled. Sasuke laughed and playfully punched him in the shoulder; Naruko blushed as well covering her mouth with her left hand.
"Hin... that is kinda cute" She laughed sitting with her knees to her chest causing it to be compressed and thus increased her cleavage size; Hin glanced over and blushed some more and coughed slightly.
"Why is it cute? I just don't like it... I want to be married before I ever have sex" He added. Naruko blinked her large blue eyes and laughed some more.
"Really? I think that's even cuter"
"Why have you ever had sex?" Sasuke said leaning in with his hand on his chin with a curious look about him,
"A woman never tells" She spoke tapping her nose and noticed at the bird had landed she slid off its back and winked, "I best run this scroll to the Hokage see you in a bit" She waved before running off. Sasuke and Hin glanced at each other with raised eyebrows wondering and if so-who?
"Right operation slut starts now" Sasuke spoke looking at the watch, Hin blinked his soft white eyes and shook his head, Neji, Kiba and Itachi were sat on some rocks staring at Sasuke with slight shock.
"Slut? Really you can't call her a slut till you have proved she has slept with someone" Kiba spoke waving his arm in the air. Shima, who was on Sasuke's shoulder hissed softly but Akamaru simply barked and then the chorus of animals started up. two cats VS one dog, it was apparent that the two cat would win. Hakujin jumped onto the dog's head and then fur began to fly into the air, Itachi shivered slightly and grabbed his cat at arm's length.
"Right what do you want us to do?" Itachi asked his younger brother all the while Kiba was stroking his partner trying to stare down the cat.
"Follow her, see what she does. If she meets up with any guys that sort of stuff and when we think she's gonna do something we all jump in" He smiled. Hin shook his head.
"So many holes in this plan of yours"
"Maybe so Hin but it is of interest. I wonder if any of the other girls are still virgins." He stated. The boys stood in the silence deep in thought before they all clicked their fingers.
"Sakura" All said and laughed.
"I think they all are to be honest" Hin sighed standing up and began to walk away waving over his shoulder. "See you in a bit, I ain't getting involved with this" He shouted and left the small group.
Sasuke sighed, "Fine, ok Itachi you keep an eye out around school, Kiba you take North, Neji you take South and I will cover East and West" He spoke and clapped his hands. "Break" He shouted. All of them fled into their directions in search for the blonde haired seductress.
Naruko was standing with Sakura and Ino looking into a cloth shop window, earlier she had ran off home to change her clothes so now she wore a crimped short blue skirt with a white top and a jacket tied around her waist. Sakura smiled looking at the tops in the window sighing, "If only I could pay for it" She muttered, "But lately our team is just so not bothered with working. It's doing my head in. Being poor" She said folding her arms and began to walk away. Ino laughed and followed with Naruko in hot pursuit
"Don't be so mopey, it could be worse. You could not even be a ninja and be poor"
"I guess you're right Ino"
"I always am" She winked. Sakura and Ino laughed, Kiba blinked looking around the corner and nodded to his dog, walking around the corner with his hands behind his back they strolled past, taking large steps and with their eyes closed. Naruko stopped holding a bag in both hands and watched as Kiba walked into lamp post and his dog into a wall; both collapsed and fell to the ground groaning. She rolled her eyes and chased after her friends telling them what she just saw.
Kiba opened his eyes and placed his hand to his head "Well that hurt like hell" He spoke and looked at the white companion who nodded with agreement before rolling over and stood up. Kiba sighed and sat up looking over his shoulder. "So far Akamaru nothing which would say she's done anything" The brown haired male spoke.
Itachi stood in his office looking through some of the test papers which the class had done about a month ago and he forgot to hand them out, glancing up he spotted the girls from his window and blinked sighing. "I don't get why I got dragged into his Hakujin" He spoke.
Meow was the reply from the cat which was sat on the windowsill and watched as the group of girls met up with a guy. He looked out of the window with a raised eyebrow and smiled slightly, "Oh Shikamaru you little pimp" He laughed to himself and shook his head smirking. "Well this will be interesting to see what happens from here" He muttered to himself and lent again the panel of glass with his head on his arm, the girls stood speaking to him before the extra person began to walk off with them back towards the town, he walked in the middle of the girls smiling and talking about something.
Naruko smiled looking at Shikamaru as they walked, "So when you next working?" She asked softly, he blinked his dark eyes and shrugged his loose shoulders.
"I think it could be the day after tomorrow, I don't know what day that this" He muttered softly.
"Great will you come shopping with me?" She asked with her wide eyes; he sighed but a vague grin grew.
"Sure Naruko" He said.
"Brilliant meet me outside the Hokage's building at 10am tomorrow ok?"
"Sure" Shikamaru sighed placing his hands into his pocket and watched as the girls ran away talking and returning back towards their homes.
Neji blinked standing behind a corner hearing it all; moving his hair over his shoulder he walked out towards the pineapple shaped hair male. "Heya Shikamaru" He called.
"Oh hey Neji... what you doing? Want to go for a drink I think I need one" He called over as he made his way over to the male. Neji blinked and thought Yeh I bet you do need a drink
"Sure lets go I have nothing to do" He smiled and began to walk with his long term friend.
Sitting in a low lit bar the group, minus the animals as it was a no animal bar, Sasuke was sitting drinking a soft drink while looking at the others who were all drinking sake, "So did anyone come up with anything about Naruko?"
"Nope... I walked into a lamp post and then fell asleep in an alleyway" Kiba laughed rubbing his head nervously. Neji shook his head at his friend,
"On the other hand I did" Neji muttered taking another drink, "I saw her with Shikamaru and they looked pretty friendly... in fact they are going shopping tomorrow" He added onto it blinking.
Itachi nodded, "I can agree with that, they met outside the school"
Sasuke smiled happily, "Really?... Shikamaru I'm shocked, I wouldn't have thought him" He laughed.
"I kinda saw it" Kiba muttered finishing his drink before he stood up and saluted the group, "I need to get home I will meet up with you tomorrow... if I don't sleep in" Kiba laughed and left. Neji sighed and stood up as well.
"I must get home as well."
"9am at mine don't forget"
"Yer I know" He mumbled and left, leaving the two brothers in the bar alone and together.
Itachi blinked pushing up the cat ears before he faced planted the table and groaned, the elder had drank way too much and was now drunk beyond what he would normally be. Sasuke sighed and placing his brother's arm over his shoulder he led him out with the rolling of his eyes. The two cats had been sat waiting patiently and seeing their owners jumped off the windowsill and followed them down the street. Itachi mumbled under his breath of how much he loved his brother and that when he gets a girl he can't ever let her go. Sasuke rolled his eyes sighing and just nodded his head, seeing his home he hurried the speed and kicked the door in before throwing his brother against the wall and locking the door he ran off upstairs acting like he wasn't ever with him. Itachi slept there through the night.
Next morning Fugaku found his eldest son sucking his thumb while cuddling the sandals muttering about potatoes, he rolled his eyes and made his way into the kitchen picking up his cup which already had a pre-made coffee in it; Sasuke was smiling drinking a fresh cup as well, "Where's Mum this morning?"
"She is still feeling slightly ill" He spoke "But more so why is your brother laid in the hallway hugging my shoes?"
"He got a bit too drunk and collapsed there. He was being dead weight and I couldn't be bothered carrying him up to his room" He muttered and took a drink, stroking Shima behind the hear listening to him purr.
"Oh right ok Sasuke" He said sitting down on a cushion and looked out of the window, "Are you off out today at all?"
"Yes I'm meeting up with Kiba and Neji" He told him before standing and placed his cup into the sink, "I best leave now; see you later" He smiled and left with cat in tow.
With meeting up with Kiba and Neji they made their way into town looking around for the twosome in hopes of finding them and thus from this they can determine if Naruko was a virgin or not. Kiba yawned widely shaking his head and dragged his feet as they walked because of being up so early.
Naruko and Shikamaru had already up and in the morning early rays were sat by the water fountain in the middle of town eating ice cream, today the blonde girl was wearing her black trousers and loose fitting white shirt with a picture of a panda head drawn onto it. She smiled almost finishing her strawberry ice cream and smiled softly, "Thankyou Shika, for coming out with me today I just knew you would have been able to help me find the perfect presents" She grinned shutting her eyes smiling. Pineapple hair blinked looking at her before looking down at his cone and smiled warmly,
"Oh nothing to worry after all you are my close friend and I wanted to help you out" He said softly looking at her bags on the floor. Naruko smiled and leant over and kissed his cheek, a bright blush burst across his face.
"HA I KNEW IT!" Sasuke called jumping down from a roof laughing while pointing at the couple, Naruko blinked looking at him slightly confused
"Hiya Sasuke..." She smiled standing up and bent down rustling around in the bag
Kiba and Neji walked out hands in pockets looking at the blonde; the large dog bounded after its master and made his way over to Naruko and licked her cheek; with a laugh she patted his head and pulled a bright and shiny collar out. "Here Akamaru I found this really pretty collar for you. Look it's got studs on" She told the dog and put it around the dog's neck. Kiba blinked curious and walked over,
"Hey what's with all the gifts?"
"Oh me and Shika went shopping for gifts... I'm really grateful for all my friends but I didn't know what to get you all that's why he came with me. To help me find presents for you all" She explained and handed Kiba a necklace with a tooth on it, she smiled and then passed Neji some candles, "I thought you would like to light them when you meditate" She explained with a smile and then looked at Sasuke, walking over to him she pulled out a long sleeved shirt, which was neatly folded. "I got you this because I thought it suited you. And also to answer your question. I am a virgin" She smiled and took Shikamaru by the hand giggling. He opened the shirt and growled.
"Naruko!" He yelled.
The shirt read Keep Calm and Have Sex With Me while the background picture was of the young Uchiha.
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