A\N: Thank you for reviewing and reading!

Also, I forgot about one author who was sticking around for another two chapters! DX

49) Pretend he´s pregnant:

"Hi brother." Alexis walked out of Kowalski´s lab to where her little brother was putting away some poker cards.

Skipper looked up and gave her a half smile. "Hey Alexis. How´s the genius with saving the environment?"

"Not good. His polys*-recycler keeps spitting out wrenches and nails." She sighed. "Now he´s banging his head against it."

Skipper chuckled. Typical Kowalski.

"By the way, congratulations!" His sister suddenly exclaimed, giving him a hug.

"With what?"

"Oh Skippy." The older girl held him away a little to proudly examine his face. "I never thought I´d see the day when you would finally start a family. I´m so happy for you!" She hugged him again. Gently, as to not hurt the baby.

"WHAT the fish are you TALKING ABOUT?!" Skipper wrenched himself free from her grasp to glare at her. "Have you gone total nuts?"

Alexis ignored his outburst and laughed. "This is so wonderful! I´ll be an aunt! And Hans will be part of our family now! He´ll make such a good father!"

"Get out before I slap you silly!" Skipper growled through his clenched beak.

"Sure, just don´t start eating chocolate pudding with mustard." With a pat on his head, Alexis was gone.

Skipper took several deep breaths. "Calm down Skipper…just calm down…you´re a commanding officer…she´s was just joking around…calm down…" He forced on a smile and tried whistling whilst cleaning.

50) [ALREADY?! 0.0] Ask the following questions (preferably in this order): "Hey Skipper? Why's the sky blue?", "Hey Skipper, why is grass green?", "Skipper, why won't you answer my questions?", "Hey Skipper, why are you angry?":

"Isn´t this a lovely picnic?" Private sighed happily. He and the other penguins, plus Marlene and Ivy were sitting in the park, having a picnic in a human-deserted area.

Rico was too busy to answer. He had his mind on other things, like pouring sticky lemonade into a mouse hole.

"It sure is, young Private." Skipper answered, opening another can of sardines.

"Skipper?" Ivy started, pulling out some grass blades.

Marlene, who had gone feral again, ran up to said girl and dropped a wet, slimy stick on her lap.

"Eww! No, don´t do that, Marley!"

The otter stopped panting and gave her a ´throw-the-stick-please´ look.

Ivy picked it up, trying not to be too grossed out, and threw it away.

While a howling Marlene ran after it…

"What did you want to ask me, Ivy?" Skipper asked.

"Why is the sky blue?" The girl wondered, looking up at the clear blue sky with puffy white clouds.

Skipper didn´t look amused. "Very funny, Ivy."

"And the grass…why is it so pretty and green? Why isn´t it purple?"

Skipper took another bite out of his sardine sandwich.

"And this grey pebble? Why isn´t it neon pink? What made this world be like this?"

"…"

"Hey, Skipper, why aren´t you answering my question?!"

"Ivy, shut up!"

"What did I do wrong? Why are you always so angry? I´m a young genius exploring the world, alright?"

"No, you´re just pissing me off!"

"Exactly! Young genius exploring the world!"

Skipper didn´t have the time or nerves to answer, partly because Marlene jumped on his back and proceeded to lick his face.

51) Do the Macarena and try to make him join in. "C'mon, Skipper! No, not like that! Quit being a stick-in-the-mud, c'mon! Don't stand with your flippers crossed and don't look like you ate a slug! No, this dance is not called the 'Macaroni'…"

"Hey Skipper!"

The penguin looked up from his fish. "What do you want?!" He snapped.

TheBlackandGoodNinja, (we´ll just call you Ninja ;), pulled a pout. "What did I do wrong?"

The other sighed. "Nothing…it´s just that everybody who wanted to ´talk´ to me ends up…ugh, forget it."

"I understand, Skippy." Ninja sat down next to him and patted his shoulder. "That´s why I thought you could use a little something to relax."

"Well, thanks…

"Be right back!" Ninja jumped up and ran into the other room, only to come back with a big boom box.

"What in the name of-"

"We´re going to dance the Macarena!" The girl shouted and turned on the music.

"No way!" Skipper pressed his flippers over his ear-holes to keep out the music.

"Come on, Skipper! Phoebe´s doing it too!"

The penguin crossed his wings and glared at her.

"No, not like that! Quit being a stick in the mud! And don´t stand there with your flippers crossed, looking like you just ate a slug!"

"I´m outta here!" Skipper turned around and walked out. "I´m not going to dance the Macaroni!"

"It´s called the Macarena!" Ninja yelled after him.

52) Dirty something up after he cleaned it:

"There…" Skipper smiled satisfied and leaned back on his broom. The room was glowing with cleanness. Now all he has to do is to lock all entrances before Ringtail finds a way in and dirties everything again.

He gathered his cleaning supplies and went into the other room to put everything away.

As he opened a cupboard to put the cleaning sprays in, he heard the fishbowl being opened.

He was about to shout to whoever was out there to be careful, when he heard yelling and sounds of something going SPLAT!

The penguin slid out and almost had a heart attack right there. His teammates, AT, Julian, Angel and Mort were all chasing each other in the HQ…covered in mud.

Skipper face-palmed and took some deep breaths to calm himself.

´Just calm down, Skipper…calm down…no matter how bad you want to kill them, you´ve act reasonable…like the mature commanding officer you are…´

"SKIPPA! BE GETTING OUT OF MY WAY!" Julian yelled before he crashed into him with full speed.

"STOP!" Skipper shouted. Everyone froze.

The leader exhaled loudly, before glaring at the group. "I had enough of all this! Everyone´s gone crazy here in the zoo! I´m going away for some time." He said

"But Skippah!" Private started, but his leader interrupted him.

"No buts! Enough is enough! I am going to stay with my friend Christian over at the Bronx Zoo for a few days!"

"Alright, have fun!" AT said, before pushing Kowalski across the floor.

Skipper opened his beak to say something, but then closed it again and walked away to pack.

53) Just huggle him and don´t let go:

"I really wish you wouldn´t leave, Skipper." Angel said, handing Skipper his backpack.

"I´m coming back! I just need a break from everything! Besides; I´m starting to think that everyone turned against me. A definite sign I´m overworked."

Angel sighed. "I understand that." She came closer and gave him a hug.

Skipper tensed, before slowly returning it. He was suspicious of a hug…he really needed a break!

Five minutes later…

"Angel…you can let go now…"

Ten minutes later…

"Angel! I really have to go now!" He tried to pry loose from her, but she was holding on too tightly. Plan B, everyone: He grabbed a matchbox from his feathers.

2 minutes later…

Skipper slid off, steaming. Literally.

Angel stood up and wiped the soot off her face. "BYE SKIPPY!" She yelled, waving.

A\N: Well, that´s all I can make right now. xP But thanks for tuning in and stay awesome! BTW, it´s not over yet. They will be finding a way to annoy him over at the Bronx Zoo too. xP

One more thing, I´m going away for a little more than a week in about one week, so I won´t be uploading any chapters then. xP

*polys means ´many´ in Greek