AN: Well I'm back, and be thankful I don't do knee jerk reactions when writing…Otherwise there would be nothing but an A.N. here. Anyways let's start with all the bull shit criticism. First, in regards to all the criticism about me getting something wrong spelling wise; give me a break, I am not perfect and I haven't read or watched Naruto in a few years. Second, as to me getting the wars confused, I was at the end of the chapter and less attentive to what I was writing. Third, on update time; I have said this at least a dozen times in my fics: I have multiple stories, a co-op fic I work on, another in the works, and a life to deal with, be happy I can even get to this! Now to answer the reviews that needs to be individually addressed. "Akuma-Heika," really? Well thanks for that translation. As for the guy who asked about Kushina getting in the harem, as of this moment I have no plans for such an event. "andrew7303," you don't have a single story; bitch at me about me giving my all (which I did!) when you have a story of your own. "Jebest4781," complain about me "done better really" when you have an actual fic! Every single chapter I work on I put my all into it, if you don't like them then you don't have to read them. "Hellfire44," not if you go by the hidden logic I had. Sparda used a forth of his total power to fight to Mundus, he then used another forth to seal the demon world, after that he sealed another forth to serve as a final test for his heirs. So in reality Naruto is merely one forth as good as Sparda, however that will change over time. "alex2909," you'll see soon enough. "animenaruto46," if I did that level of combat then it would be extremely hard to come up with a better fight for the more important baddies. Also I apologize for the shortness of this chapter in comparison to the other chapters, but I had no more time to work on it. But enough of my rantish author's note; time to start the show.
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The Finals and Invasion Finale: Aftermath and new mission?
Hokage's Tower:
Konoha had emerged relatively unscathed from the "supprise" attack by Suna, Sound, and Iwa; in fact if anything they emerged even stronger as they once again proved their dominance as the strongest village. This time with the help of a new legend: Vergil Sparda, the Demon Slayer.
Speaking of our hero we currently find him and Kurotsuchi being restrained by hundreds of wooden vines, created by Tenzo, from killing Oonoki and Sarutobi. The reason for this was obviously that they had discovered what was in the scroll that had been between the two Kage.
The two Kages, leaders of their villages and powerful men in their own right, cowered before the killing intent of the two shinobi before them; also the fact that the two in question were cursing enough that the roots were starting to wither enough for them to break loose had something to do with them cowering.
However just before the vines disintegrates, Jiraya of the Sannin arrived; and promptly found himself on the receiving ends of the two formerly restrained shinobi due to his arrival causing him to "accidentally" grope Kurotsuchi's right breast.
While the surrounding shinobi twitched and winced with phantom sympathy pains at every hit landed upon the legendary pervert. The sounds of crunching bones and sickening wet snaps passed beyond the Hokage's tower, and finally stopped with a loud and very girlish scream that caused every man to bow their heads in sympathy.
Casino, somewhere in Fire Country:
In the meantime at a casino in somewhere in Fire Country, a busty blonde woman grinned while looking up at the sky before laughing manically; which caused her traveling companion to sweatdrop as the other patrons of the casino tried to leave, fearing for their lives.
Back at the Hokage's tower:
The Kages, and Tenzo who had hidden themselves behind a wooden wall, poked their heads around the corner to check if the carnage was over. What they saw horrified them; what was once a proud shinobi was now a twitching pile of flesh and broken bones. However the two shinobi who were out to kill them just a few seconds ago were now completely calm, and seemed disinclined to continue their previous actions.
After double checking to make sure that what they were seeing was true, Tenzo whispered to the Kages: "If those two come after you again, I'm running. No amount of pay is worth that amount of punishment."
The two Kages nodded in understanding, still shaken by the amount of violence the two had inflicted; Vergil chose that moment to speak: "Why the hell am I involved in this marriage contract? I mean I can understand Kurotsuchi, seeing as she's the Tsuchikage's granddaughter; but aren't the two offered for the contract supposed to be related to a Kage in…"
Here he paused, and the others could literally see dots above his head signifying that his brain was dealing with all the evidence; his face then twisted into a shocked expression: "Oh no. Oh hell no! You mean to tell me that I'm related in some way to the Fourth, and by extension those idiot from Uzu? "
At the hesitant nods of the two Kages' N-Vergil's eye started twitching violently: "I'm going to go take an enthusiastic walk in the woods, I have no idea when I'll be back. But if you send someone after me I will kill them, beat the next group to death with their own arms, and then mail the heads back to you."
And with that he walked out, but not before kicking the downed Sannin one more time in the nuts; soon after that Kurotsuchi followed his leave and left, after spitting a tiny blob of lava on the Sannin's family jewels.
After the two violent shinobi left Jiraya jump to his feet as if nothing had happened and laughed: "Well Sarutobi-Sensei, they seem to have taken that well."
Oonoki just looked at Jiraya in shock: "How the hell do you not require hospitalization after that! You shouldn't even be able to speak with all they put you through."
Jiraya chuckled: "That was the worst beating I've received since Tsunade left and I lost the ability to peak on her; but compared to her monstrous strength and sadistic methods of punishment that beating was not even really all that painful in comparison."
Tenzo had a look of admiration on his face before it morphed to a confused one: "But if that's the case, why didn't you get up afterwards?"
Jiraya sighed wistfully, as if lost in some good memories: "If there is one thing I learned from Tsunade's beatings it's this: people usually leave you alone quicker if they think they've inflicted enough damage on you to put you out like a light. If you try and get up after the beating, when they still have some anger towards you, they will begin to beat you again but with twice the effort."
He then chuckled: "Plus that was a good way to gauge their strength for the upcoming mission you requested I bring them on."
Sarutobi raised a single eyebrow as a cue for the self-proclaimed Super Pervert to elaborate; which he happily did: "From what I could gather from that beating those two are real powerhouses, though you probably already knew that. Naruto's physical strength is roughly a fourth of Tsunade's right now; though with time that could become even less of a gap; his chakra levels are beyond Kage level, and he is suppressing them heavily; he also has excellent control over it, to the point that if given enough time there will be no ninja art outside his arsenal if he so desires; and lastly he has the required mindset, if the blows he landed were any clue to his mind set, to deal with any threat quickly and efficiently. As such I would label him an S-Rank ninja right now and be done with it."
The toad summoner took a deep breath before continuing: "Kurotsuchi, on the other hand, is not nearly as dangerous, while she may be an excellent shinobi on the average, which she definitely is, compared to Naruto she is an A-Rank at most."
The three other shinobi nodded their heads at the white-haired man's assessment, before Sarutobi spoke: "So when are you going to tell them of their new mission?"
Jiraya shuddered slightly as he responded: "If that kid has as violent a temper as Kushina did he will kill me if I go anywhere near him while he's on his 'walk,' so I'll wait till he gets back."
A Bandit Camp in the Forest outside of Konoha:
Dato Tsukumi and Gato Zeon, two easily forgettable men save for the fact that they were sentries for the Black Suns bandit gang, were sitting around and talking while waiting for their shift to change. "You know Dato, today has been a great day. The last convoy we raided had some really beautiful girls in it, and probably by the time we get off they'll probably be properly broken in enough for us to enjoy without those girls fighting back. The boss gave us a good deal of gold and a few choice pieces of loot for all our years of service to the group. But best of all, no meddling shinobi have come to investigate the missing caravan yet!"
Dato grinned in response: "Yeah, I know. It's great when everything works out perfectly. I mean who would expect a group of 'pathetic bandits' to set up outside a shinobi village!"
However, at that moment they heard someone whistling a catchy tune; and when they found who was whistling they were surprised to see a silver-haired young man, who had the air of a noble about him, walking down the path without a care in the world.
The two bandits were stunned, but since they were in a good mood Gato called out to the seemingly oblivious boy: "Hey kid, you're about to enter Black Suns territory, however since we're in a good mood if you turn around now we'll leave you be; though you'll have to hand us a few coins so we won't get in trouble for doing that. How does that sound for a deal?"
The silver haired youth just chuckled: "That would be a good deal, if I wasn't in the mood to kill something. You see I just found out I have the misfortune of being involved in a marriage contract; as such I am in an extremely bad mood. But tell you what, you get out of the way and let me slaughter your fellow bandits and I won't kill you, how's that for a deal?"
The two bandits just laughed him off. It was their last mistake. Faster than the eye could see Vergil cut them both in half, and continued walking. The two soon to be dead bandits moved to stop him, however as soon as they moved a single foot their torso separated from their legs, and they soon died in shock.
The wielder of Yamato soon arrived in the middle of the camp, and spoke in a loud voice to be heard over the sounds of the rape and torture happening in the camp: "Hello everyone, my name is Vergil Sparda. I was just on an enthusiastic walk through the woods, and these two schmucks decided to stop me from continuing on my way. And after everything that happened today I think I was in the right to kill them, but I'll give you all one chance to surrender; if you refuse though not one of you Black Suns will leave here alive."
The bandits of course refused to surrender, and were promptly slaughtered. When the ANBU arrived a half an hour later, led by Jiraya, when they received the news of what happened to the last caravan; they were shocked at the slaughter that had been wrecked on the camp.
The fact that only Naruto was moving (and unharmed), besides the former captives who were getting clothing from the camp's storehouse and kicking the dead bandits, was further proof to Jiraya that his assessment was correct. He then spoke: 'What happened here Naruto?"
N. Vergil chuckled before he spoke: "I was just minding my own business, walking through the woods. When these two idiots decided to stop me, the tried to make me pay them to have them leave me alone. Of course I rejected their proposal, and then killed them. I then found a camp, and after politely requesting they surrender I was forced to attack them; and I killed all but one of them!"
One of the rookie ANBU looked a little shaken and asked the question on everyone's mind: "What happened to the last one?"
Naruto chuckled as he pointed over to the crossbowman with a bolt through his neck: "Wussed out like a bitch!"
Jiraya sweatdroped at that: "Yes well, I have a new mission for you and Kurotsuchi. I already informed her of it, but your to accompany me to find Tsunade Senju and convince her to become the Fifth Hokage."
Chapter Complete!
So here is the final Harem. The current one is Anko, Kurenai, Koyuki, Nevan, Fem-Sasuke, Naruko, Fem-Kyuubi, Fem-Garaa, and Kurotsuchi.
I'll update as soon as possible.
