AN: You know the drill

AN: You know the drill. Im not Stephenie Meyer, therefore I do not own any of the Twilight characters. I also do not own the songs 'Don't cha' by the Pussy Cat Dolls, 'Eddie's Song' by Son Of Dork and 'Girlfriend' by Avril Lavigne. Enjoy!

Chapter 8 – Making a Point

EPOV (Edward)

Bella and I were really starting to enjoy ourselves. So far the day had been hilarious, bar the fact that Emmett threatened to 'get busy' in my Volvo. I should really go check on it soon.

Bella and I were sitting in the third row. She was still chuckling quietly to herself over Billy and Alice's 'performances'. I leaned over and gave her a quick kiss on her full lips.

"What was that for?" she asked pleasantly surprised.

"For being so cute." I laughed, nuzzling my face into her hair. She smelt so good! I inhaled deeply, smelling the blood I had banished myself from ever drinking. As the saying goes 'the forbidden fruit always tastes the sweetest'.

Emmett came bounding up to us then. He dropped into the chair beside Bella.

"Hey Bells! Hey Eddie!" he yelled, oblivious to the fact that we were sitting right beside him. "Rose is up next! This is going to be great!" he rubbed his hands together in glee. I was hit with an image of Rosalie wearing barely anything and dancing around a chair. I shuddered and repressed the image.

Bella had started to giggle again.

"Eddie?" she asked. I sighed.

"Please don't call me that Bella." I begged. It was bad enough that Emmett did it continuously. It made me feel like a five year old! Not Bella too! Not Bella too! I prayed silently.

Bella, however, ignored my desperate pleading, she began to sing and Emmett quickly joined her.

BellaEddie kick-started his career, one summertime in May,

Emmett: A shittyband with friends from school, but only he could really play,

Bella: From the moment that he took the stage, the fans were blown away!

Emmett: I always knew that he'd go far, im glad I lived to see the day!

Both: Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know, and he doesn't know, and he doesn't know. Shame he'll never be around to see them grow, Said he screwed a different girl after every show, after every show, Eddie doesn't know, He was always way too gone to remember though, so Eddie doesn't know!

Emmett: At three am it's getting late, the after-party's closed,

Bella: But everybody follows Eddie, they just won't leave him alone,

Emmett: Gets seven girls to his hotel room, and takes off all their clothes,

Bella: Some people say he had it easy, but that is just the way it goes.

Both: Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know, and he doesn't know, and he doesn't know. Shame he'll never be around to see them grow, Said he screwed a different girl after every show, after every show, Eddie doesn't know, He was always way too gone to remember though, so Eddie doesn't know!

Bella: He's in deep and there's a reason,

Emmett: he's all alone and he can't change like the seasons,

Bella: they come and then they go.

Bella: To all the kids who don't look like their mom and dad,

Emmett: Don't freak out and don't you let them make you mad,

Bella: As long as they both love you then you should be glad,

Emmett: Just think about the little problem Eddie had!

Both: Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know, and he doesn't know, and he doesn't know. Shame he'll never be around to see them grow, Said he screwed a different girl after every show, after every show, Eddie doesn't know, He was always way too gone to remember though, so Eddie doesn't know!

Eddie's got 27 kids but he doesn't know, and he doesn't know, and he doesn't know. Shame he'll never be around to see them grow, Said he screwed a different girl after every show, after every show, Eddie doesn't know, He was always way too gone to remember though!

When they finished they high fived each other and grinned at me. Emmett's booming laughter filled the room. Bella however looked up at me with apologetic eyes. She put her hand on the side of my face and I relaxed under her touch.

"Im sorry Eddie." She giggled once she knew she was forgiven. I rolled my eyes at her.

Alice had suddenly appeared on the stage again. "And now that Emmett and Bella have decided to give somebody else a chance," she rolled her eyes and Bella blushed scarlet, I grinned. "I present to you the fabulicous Rosalie Hale!"

The curtain went up again. I cringed. Of course Rose would do something like this! I glanced down at Bella. Her eyes were practically bulging out of her head, her face the deepest shade of red I have seen in a long time. Emmett on the other hand was grinning like a madman and shouting take it off! In his head.

The music began. This was so awkward! Jasper ran out of the room clutching his head from the awkwardness and lust that had filled the room. I chuckled darkly. Poor Jasper.

I unwillingly looked back at the stage. Rosalie was positioned over a metal chair. Wearing a black corset and very very small hot pants.

Rosalie started 'dancing' around the chair singing along to the music.

I know ya like me,

I know you do,

That why whenever I come around she's all over you.

And I know you want it,

It's easy to see,

And in the back of your mind I know you should be on with me.

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?

Don't cha? Don't cha?

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?

Don't cha? Don't cha?

I can feel it,

Leave it alone,

'Cause if it ain't love it just ain't enough to leave a happy home

Let's keep it friendly,

You have to play fair,

See I don't care, but I know she ain't gonna wanna share

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?

Don't cha? Don't cha?

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?

Don't cha? Don't cha?

I know im on your mind,

I know we'd have a good time,

Im your friend, im fun and im fine,

I ain't lying,

Look at me,

You ain't lying

I know im on your mind,

I know we'd have a good time,

Im your friend, im fun and im fine,

I ain't lying,

Look at me,

You ain't lying

See I know she loves you,

I understand,

I'd probably be just as crazy about you if you were my own man,

Maybe next lifetime,

Possibly,

Until then old friend cause you could just leave with me

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?

Don't cha? Don't cha?

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was raw like me?

Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me?

Don't cha? Don't cha!

Rosalie had been dancing and sliding all over the stage during the song. I had too look away halfway through as I was getting nauseous, if that were possible. I mean she is my sister! I made the mistake of looking back near the end. On the last 'Don't Cha' Rosalie had pulled a string while she sat on the chair and a bucket of water fell all over her. I closed my eyes trying to block out Emmett's thoughts. Bella was stiff in the chair beside me. Suddenly I was hit with a mixture of thoughts coming from none other then the pack! All except Jacob, Paul, Sam, Billy and the girls.

Wow! That was HOT!...Too bad she's a leech!... I'd totally date her if she didn't smell so bad...I hope the big guy, Evan or whatever, doesn't catch me staring…Shit the bloodsucker can read minds! I turned around and glared at the culprits. They all looked in different directions.

Alice had danced onto the stage again. "Yay Rose! Okay next to sing is Leah!"

I looked beside me. Emmett had disappeared as soon as Rose had left the stage. I just prayed that my Volvo was safe! Bella was looking down and fiddling with her hands.

"You know Edward…we could just run off to the meadow or something…I mean they don't need us…" Bella mumbled.

"Oh come on Bella. Don't tell me your intimidated by Rose?" I asked rolling my eyes. How could she doubt how wonderful and beautiful she is? "Let's just stick it out Bella. Please…for me?" I asked trying to dazzle her.

"Fine, but you owe me!" she huffed.

I chuckled. "You weren't saying that when you and Emmett decided to take a bash at little Eddie over here."

The music had started so she just rolled her eyes while smiling at me and turned to face the front.

Leah was standing in the middle of the stage. She had a hot pink Electric guitar and a stand up mike.

Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend

You're so fine
I want you mine
You're so delicious
I think about you all the time
You're so addictive
Don't you know what I can do to make you feel alright?
(Feel alright, feel alright, feel alright)

Don't pretend I think you know I'm damn precious
And hell yeah I'm the mother fuckin' princess
I can tell you like me too and you know I'm right
(know I'm right, know I'm right, know I'm right)

She's like so whatever
You can do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend

I can see the way
I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
(again and again, again, again)
So come over here and tell me what I want to hear
Better yet, make your girlfriend disappear
I don't wanna hear you say her name ever again
(and again and again and again)

'Cause she's like so whatever
And you could do so much better
I think we should get together now
And that's what everyone's talking about

Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend

Oh
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinking'?

Oh
In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger
'Cause I can, 'cause I can do it better
There's no other, so when's it gonna sink in?
She's so stupid, what the hell were you thinkin'?

Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way

Hey hey, you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way, no way
I think you need a new one
Hey hey, you you
I could be your girlfriend
No way, no way
Hey hey, you you
I know that you like me
No way, no way
I know it's not a secret
Hey hey, you you
I want to be your girlfriend
No way, no way

Hey hey!

We all stared at Sam. I mean the song was obviously directed at him. He looked kind of shocked and embarrassed that we all knew why she had sung it. Can you say AWKWARD?

This was going to be one long day!

Okay people im back! Sorry I wasn't able to get on yesterday but I stayed in my friend's house. Remember I told you I was going q-zar? Well we went bowling too and I got 4 strikes! Yay go me! Anyway im sorry if I have some song words wrong! Correct me please! Love yas!