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All was relatively normal at Sacred Heart Hospital the janitor was still thinking of ways to destroy JD, was still ranting at the interns and JD, and Alex was still stuck in his room. The only good thing about being stuck in the hospital was Alex had a chance to watch his Alias DVDs which Jack sent over.

Anyways Alex was comfortably laying down watching as Sydney Bristow the main character was engaging in a fight with one of the show's other character, Julian Sark when came in.

"How're you doing?" The doctor asked while sitting down, Alex couldn't place it but something didn't seem to be right with Dr. Cox.

"Okay, better then I was." Alex replied.

"Well usually I love being the bearer of bad news but not right now." said sighing.

"What is it?" Alex asked dreading the answer.

"The two idiots you call the head of MI6 are here and want to talk to you. They've been here for awhile but I told them they had to wait until Kelso came back and well he's coming back in about an hour." Dr. Cox explained. The truth was Alex was expecting this but was thankful for the few days he had without the mentioning of missions.

"How long have they been here?" Alex asked.

"About a day." shrugged smirking, Alex chuckled thinking about how annoyed they must have been.

"I'll talk to them, but thanks for giving me some more time." Alex said smiling. Was it weird to miss a hospital? Oh well everything else about it him seemed to be weird why not this.

"No problem." said leaving, just then the K-unit.

"Hey guys." Alex said giving a small wave.

"Hey there, Cub." Eagle said sitting in a chair.

"How are you holding up?" Wolf asked.

"I'm fine. How was your date with Elliot?" Alex asked, he was wondering how it went all day.

"Yeah you never told us." Snake said causing everyone to stare at Wolf.

Wolf really didn't want to go into the details, which was why he kept avoiding the subject with the rest of the unit, "Well we went to a dinner and a movie, it was nice, we made a date for next Tuesday." Wolf answered shrugging.

"What movie?" Fox asked.

"We went to see that Avatar movie." Wolf lied

Just then the Janitor appeared out of nowhere shouting "Liar!" Causing everyone to jump in the air.

"What are you talking about?" Alex asked.

"He went to go see Alvin and the Chipmunks." The Janitor explained, making everyone except Wolf laugh.

"How the hell did you know that?" Wolf almost growled.

"I have my ways." The Janitor replied before leaving the room.

"Bloody psychopath." Wolf muttered, a little embarrassed and annoyed that the rest of the room was still laughing. "It's not that funny." He said.

"You're right it's not funny, it's hilarious." Eagle said chuckling.

"Well Wolf did you at least enjoy the movie?" Alex asked.

"No I didn't, I—"He was going to keep going on talking when the Janitor appeared behind Wolf and exclaimed "Liar!"

"Where the hell did you come from?" Wolf said getting angry.

"The third story window." The Janitor replied like it was the most obvious thing in the world, he then walked away whistling.

"I believe that man is insane." Mrs. Tulip Jones said as she and Alan Blunt walked into the room. "Gentlemen if you will excuse, we wish to speak to Alex alone." She said to the K-unit and so they left saying goodbye.

"Hello, Alex." Mr. Blunt said.

"Hello." Alex replied the atmosphere in the room changed quite drastically since the K-unit left a few moments ago.

"We trust the doctors here have taken good care of you?" Mrs. Jones asked somewhat concerned, and of course she had a peppermint in her mouth.

"Yes, they are great." Alex replied shortly, not really wanting to talk to either of them.

"Good, now that that's out of the way, Alex we need to talk about a mission—" The head of MI6 was going to request Alex's help when JD and Turk came in.

"Alex we figured out another contest you can help us out with!" JD exclaimed, but then noticed they just intruded on a conversation.

"Sorry JD I can't right now, but you could wait or find Eagle or somebody to help out." Alex suggested.

He knew what was going to happen next, the two doctors looked at each other and then ran away yelling "EEEEEEAAGGGGLLLLEEEEEEEEE!!!"

"I thought you told to have no interruptions while we were talking to Alex." Mr. Blunt said to Mrs. Jones.

"It's not her fault, chief I tried to stop those two I really did." Dr. Cox said sarcastically while passing Alex's room.

"Look Alex we need you for another mission." Mr. Blunt said.

"You two might have not noticed but I'm in a hospital with a gun-shot wound in the chest because of you. Why the hell would I want to go on another mission?" Alex said annoyed at the fact that he wasn't even out of the hospital yet and the two already wanted him back on missions.

"It's really undemanding, just some simple surveillance that's all." Mrs. Jones said, but Alex didn't even bother hearing it all because it was the same old speech they gave every time before a mission.

"That's how all this always begins, you tell me it's an easy assignment and the next thing I know I'm being shot at. If it's so easy why don't you get one of you actual agents to do it?" Alex retorted.

"We just thought you would want to do it because it involves Yassen." Mr. Blunt said while getting up to leave.

Then Alex made the decision that he knew he would make as soon as Blunt mentioned the word mission. "Fine I'll do it."

"Excellent! As soon as you're released from this place we'll debrief you." Mrs. Jones said as they both left.

A/N: So not as funny as other chapters but yeah there it is. Sorry about the long gaps between updates stuff gets in the way. Thanks for the reviews you guys are the best!! Also beginning part about Alias is because I'm doing a Alex Rider cross over involving Alias and Yassen so be on the look out : )