Sam's miniseries iGo to California part 3

Sam: (wakes up)

Freddie: Hey gorgeous (he winks)

Sam: (pushes Freddie off the bed) Morning dork.

Freddie: Oww!

Sam: Haha.

Carly: You guys wanna go to the beach today?

Sam: Sure I'm there.

Freddie: Me too

Sam: Oh why do you have to come! (I pout)

Freddie: Because I want to and besides Carly's going to look great in a bikini.

Sam: You know I'm going to be in a bikini too.

Freddie: Crap. I forgot you were going!

Sam: Shut it fredloser! I'm already mad that you have to join us. Just don't get all jealous again like last time and punch a dude.

Freddie: I was not jealous!

Sam: Whatever DORK! (goes into bathroom and changes into a blue bikini)

Freddie: (changes into red swin trunks)

Sam: (walks out looking golden)

Freddie: Woah sam! When do you become a girl.

Sam: I was always a girl like you!

Freddie: Am not a girl!

Sam: Says the guy who still wears cloud block.

Freddie: I might get a cloud burn. (grabs the cloud block out)

Sam: (throws the cloud block outside) THERES NO SUCH THING AS CLOUD BURN! (slaps him and grabs her towel and flip flops) Yo Carls. I'm ready!

Carly: Me to!

Spencer: (wearing a yellow duckie floatie) ME READY!

Carly: I'm not gonna even ask!

[They leave for the beach. At the beach]

Sam: Ahh the beach! Cute boys! Water! And a chance to kick people in the face with sand!

Carly: Sam do we wanna get kicked off the beach AGAIN!

Sam: No…..

Spencer: (sets up umbrella but gets stuck in it) I'm STUCK!

Sam: (pulls spencer out and sets up the umbrella) There!

Spencer: THANKS. (winks at a lady) You wanna take a walk with the ducky and me (squeazes the ducks head twice and it squeaks twice)

Lady: (laughs) Sure…(laughs more)

Spencer: All righty then!

Lady: Why don't you leave the ducky here.

Spencer: OH KAY! (places ducky floatie down) STAY!

Carly: it's not like it's gonna move anywhere!

Kevin: (the hot life guard from the waterpark that carly went on a date with)(Comes up behind carly and puts his hands infront of her eyes) Guess who?

Carly: KEVIN! (turns around and kisses him)

Sam: Bleh!

Carly: You remember sam and freddie!

Sam: (snarls)

Freddie: (ughs)

Kevin: I guess that's normal huh.

Carly: Yup.

Sam: Hey Kevin do you have any hot friends?

Freddie: (gives sam a be serious look)

Carly: SAM!

Sam: What?

Kevin: Sorry sam they are all at work. I took the day off to be with my baby! (he hold carly)

Carly: Aw… (kisses him)

Sam: FREDLOSER! I'm getting sun burn. (throws him a bottle of suntan lotion)

Freddie: And what do you want me to do with this!

Sam: RUB IT ON ME IDIOT!

Freddie: WHY ME!

Sam: Obviously I'm not gonna do it and carly and kevin are grossing me out.

Freddie: I'm not doing it!

Sam: DO you want your face buried in the sand along with your body! (she hold up her fist then lays down on a towel)

Freddie: Fine! (he rubs sun tan lotion on her back blushing)

Sam: (smiles a bit)

Freddie: (finishes but keeps his hands on her waist for some reason)

Sam: OKAY FREDLOSER TIMES UP! (turns around and bends his hand backwards and lets go)

Carly and Kevin: (sitting on a towel making out)

Sam: Wanna blow this make-out session lumps?

Freddie: I'm with you.

Sam: (Gets up and starts walking to the deserted part of the beach) So you comin or you gonna watch them make out?

Freddie: (gets up and runs to her) I'm here…. Soo where we going.

Sam: Don't know. Anywhere but there.

Freddie: Agreed.

Sam: (pushes freddie down into the water) Oops!

Freddie: HEY!

Sam: Here let me help you! (puts out her hand for him to grab)

Freddie: No let me help you (grabs her hand and pulls her down ontop of him)

Sam: (stares at him for a sec and gets off feddie) DUDE!

Freddie: What?

Sam: Not cool! (kicks water in his face)

Freddie: HEY! (splashes water in her face)

(they have a splashing fight for like 10 mins)

Sam: HAH! I win!

Freddie: Maybe I let you win.

Sam: (throws mud at his face and it hits the target) BULLZEYE!

Freddie: (thows mud at sam)

(they have a mud fight while laughing)

Freddie: (tackles sam while laughing)

Sam: (they lean in for a kiss) GET OFF ME NUB! (pushes him off and cleans herself off)

Freddie: (stares at her while she's washing the nub off then the sun shines on her and she sparkles in freddies eye) Woah!

Sam: What you looking at freak.

Freddie: (shakes his head) Uh… Nuthing.

Sam: Oh you were I'll figure it later… Right now Mamma wants some FOod! Yo fudgy wudgy man(that's what we call ice cream cart men in NJ)

Ice Cream man: Well hello hottie. What can I get for you miss? Hopefully me.

Freddie: (snarls)

Sam: two fudge pops One for me and one for that! (points to freddie)

Freddie: That has a name.

Sam: Nobdy cares.

Ice cream man: SO you two dating.

Freddie and Sam: (at same time) NO! NO WAY! EWWW GROSS!

Sam: I hate him.

Ice cream man: Well then heres my number ice creams on the house. Hope you call me later (winks)

Sam: Cya (when he leaves tosses his number into the water)

Freddie: Aren't you gonna call him later?

Sam: Nah. Hes a total nub if he's working as an ice cream man. (takes a huge bite out of her fudge pop)

Freddie: Even a bigger nub than me?(finishes his fudge pop)

Sam: Shut it fudge pop! (finishes her fudge pop but gets chocolate on her face)

Freddie: Here let me get that. (Takes his thumb and cleans it off her face)

Sam: (grabs his hand and bends it backwards) Watch it loser!

Freddie: SORRY! (puts his hands up)

Sam: Good boy (punches him in the stomach)

Freddie: Ugh Sam! (he chases her down the beach)

Sam: Can't catch puckett!

Freddie: I'm gonna get you Samantha!

Sam: (runs up to his face) don't ever call me Samantha dweeb!

Freddie: SAMANTHA!

Sam: (Pushes freddie down) too easy…(smirks)

Freddie: Ugh. I hate you.

Sam: hate you two. (sees a crab and puts it on freddies head)

Freddie: AHH! (brushes his head) GET IT OFF! GET IF OFF! Is it off?

Sam: Nope (laughs)

Freddie: AHHH! Wait! (sees crab on ground) SAM!

Sam: What that was true chiz! (picks up a conch shell)

Freddie: You're not gonna hit me with that are you? (covers his face)

Sam: Nope. I'm gonna bring this back for melanie. She likes those things.

Freddie: Wow that's thoughtful for Sam. (he smirks)

Sam: Yeah. Don't get used to it. (punches him and sits on a rock)

Freddie: (sits down next to sam as the sun sets) Sun's pretty isn't it.

Sam: Uh.. Yeah I guess for a ball of firey heat. (she stares at it)

Freddie: You're gonna get blind staring at the sun!

Sam: What's ur point?

Freddie: Uh Never mind. (looks at sam and reaches for her hand)

Sam: What are you doing! (grabs his hand)

Freddie: I was just… Never mind..

Sam: You've been acting strange all day. It's weird! You're weird.

Freddie: I've been just thinking.

Sam: Bout' what?

Freddie: Stuff.

Sam: What kinda stuff?

Freddie: Stuff!

Sam: I asked you. What stuff?

Freddie: Would you just stop! I'm not gonna tell me. Besides why do you care? (he stares at her)

Sam: WHAT? Me care? No. It's just you're not acting like a nerdy nub that I can beat up ..

Freddie: (cuts her off with a kiss)

Sam: (slaps him) What was that for?

Freddie: YOU know what! I'm done here! I'm tired of trying to get through to you but it's too late! I seriously now hate you! I thought I liked you but now I hate you AGAIN!

Sam: Wait! (chases after him)

Freddie: What!

Sam: This (kisses him for a few seconds)

Freddie: Wow!

Sam: Don't think you're getting another one!

Freddie: That's all I've been waiting for.. (he grabs hand and smiles)

Sam: (pushes him away) This doesn't mean were dating lumps. I still hate you.

Freddie: You didn't hate me when you kissed me!

Sam: You don't know that! Now let's get back Carly's probably looking for us and I need to make up an excuse why we were gone.

Freddie: Hold on (runs back to the rock and grabs the conch) You forgot this.

Sam: Behold the magic conch! (She fake pulls a fake string) (speaks with a guys voice) FREDLOSER'S A DOOFUS! FREDLOSER'S A DOOFUS!

Freddie: SAM! (he laughs)

Sam: (runs back to room with conch in hand)

[Back at the hotel room]

Carly: (sees sam run in) So where were you and freddie all day? (she smiled)

Sam: I ditched him at the beach and flirted with an ice cream man.

Carly: Seriously Sam!

Sam: Don't worry he was a total nub. How was your make out session with Adam.

Carly: We made out. Then we went to lunch. And we hung out at the pool. He's gonna take me to dinner tonight!

Sam: Cool. Hey I found this conch for melanie.

Carly: Omg IT'S THE MAGIC CONCH! ALL HAIL The MAGIC CONCH! (laughs) Keep it. I wanna use it for a sketch!

Sam: If you say so! (puts it in her suitcase)

Freddie: (comes in panting) Where's sam?

Carly: I heard she left you at the beach.

Freddie: She was beating me up on the beach.

Carly: So whose this ice crea… (kevin knocks on the door) KEVIN!(opens the door)

Kevin: CARLY! (he picks her up and kisses her) How's my baby?

Carly: Ready as ever! Cya freddie!

Freddie: That was weird.

Spencer: Hey freddie me and Sally(the girl he met at the beach) Are gonna go on a date I'll cya later.

Freddie: (Thinks: GREAT! Now I'm alone with that demon!)

Sam: Carly left already?

Freddie: Yup and spencer's on a date.

Sam: Soo…

Freddie: Wanna go eat. I bet Sam's hungry!

Sam: Yes! Mamma's hungry!

[they go down to the buffet]

Freddie: (gets a huge plate of fried chicken and rice)

Sam: (has a huge salad) Woah fredlumps that's a lot of meat!

Freddie: I know you're gonna take some!

Sam: Tonights my healthy night! But if you insist (takes half of freddies chicken and puts it on her salad) Chicken salad.

Freddie: Oh sam.. You never seize to amaze me!

Sam: (hits freddie in the head with a piece of chicken) Shut up lumps.

Freddie: Whatever floats ur boat Puckett.

Sam: (finishes her salad) Cmon lets dance!

Freddie: Okay?

Sam: (pulls freddie out of the booth and goes to the hotel club and opens the door and goes on the dance floor and dances) WOO!

Freddie: I think you had to much soda.

Sam: NO chiz lamo! Now dance with me. (she grabs freddies hands and they do the twist)

Freddie: (laughs and smiles at her and keeps dancing)

Sam: (pokes him a bunch) I call this one the poker! (pokes him a bunch while dancing)

Freddie: (keeps laughing hard) I'm gonna start LOLing if you don't stop! (grabs her hands and smiles)

Random girl: Hey your cute wanna dance!

Freddie: Uh… (loks at sam)

Sam: GO!

Girl: THANKS! CMON! (drags freddie to the dance floor center and she dances crazily)

Sam: (Laughs)

Freddie: (just stands there trying not to laugh and mouths to sam) HELP ME!

Sam: NO!

Freddie: PLEASE!

Girl: (dances around freddie and moves his arms)

Sam: (walks over to the girl and pulls her away from freddie) You suck at dancing!

Girl: (runs away crying)

Freddie: There's the Sam I know.

Sam: That was too easy. (A slow song comes on)

Announcer: Grab your partners its time to slow dance!

Freddie: (stares at sam and puts his waist around her)

Sam: (awkwardly puts her arms aroud freddies neck and nestles her head into his sholder and they dance)

Freddie: (sees her stare at him for a bit he leans into kiss her and they kiss)

Sam: (presses her lips against his smiling) Woah!

Freddie: You like..?

Sam: Nope!(smiles and laughs while dancing)

Freddie: Hate you too! (he pulls her tight and smiles)

Sam: Wow it's getting late we should..

Freddie: Go..

Sam: Right (they leave)

[In the bathroom of sam and freddies room]

Sam's Journal

Entry 13(Sunday)

DEAR Diary, (I feel awesome!)

TODAY! Was odd. Amazing. Crazy. Today I was not myself. I think! UGH! Well I woke up. FREDDIES ARM WAS AROUND ME! LIKE HE WAS HOLDING ME ALL NIGHT! WHAT IS HE INSANE! So I pushed him off. Then he complimented me and said I looked like a girl. I'll take that as a compliment any day! Although then I called him a girl. Surprisingly he still uses CLOUD BLOCK! THERES NO SUCH THING AS CLOUD BLOCK! That dude could be a real idiot sometimes.

Once we got to the beach spencer already got himself stuck in the umbrella and the amazing SAM PUCKETT! Saved the day! Then carly told me I wasn't allowed to kick sand in any one's face again or we might get kicked off a beach again. When we were younger I kicked sand in someone's face on a beach in Seattle and they banned me and carly forever.! Don't worry there are plenty of beaches to go around. So then Kevin came. Not a surprise and him and carly started making out. I made fredlumps put suntan lotion on me because kevins hot friends were at work and nobody else would do it. He still kept his hands on me when he was done. Then I almost broke his hand.

Me and the loser decided to ditch make-out session with Carly and Kevin. We were walking towards the end of the beach. Then I pushed him into the water and he pulled me in and then I we were on top of each other. I got off we had a splash fight. OF COURSE PUCKETT WON! Then I threw mud and it hit directly his face and we had a mud fight. Then he tackled me and WE ALMOST KISSED! EW! Yeah like I ever would like those deep pretty brown eyes. GET IT OUT OF UR HEAD SAM! YOU HATE FREDDIE! Then while I was washing up he was staring at me with those brown eyes AGAIN! I guess he liked what he saw! Gross. Then some ice cream nub flirted with me. I got his number and free fudge pops for me and lumps. I threw the number in the ocean. Then he tried cleaning off my face with his thumb. It was soo sweet and soo romantic. But then I almost broke his hands again for doing that! Then I made him go catch me and I pushed him down. Then I put a crab n his head he screamed like a girl. Even when it wasn't on his head. LOL! I found a conch for melanie but carly said we should use it for an icarly sketch. I call it the magic conch cause it reminds me of that spongebob episode! Then I sat on a rock. Lumps sat next to me! He said the sun was pretty. I guess cause idk it's a SUN SET! Then he tried to grab my hand but TO LATE! I saw it and then almost beat him up. Then I asked him what was up cause he was acting weird. He didn't answer. He kept covering up. Then I started mouthing off to him when all the sudden my lips were on his! FREDWARD BENSON KISSED ME! Omg why am I like this. I must have had to much sugar. Then he yelled at me and almost left. I chased after hm and I KISSED HIM! OMG I never thought I would see the day! Then he said he was waiting for my kiss and grabbed my hand. But I told him we weren't dating and I still hate him. I do hate him and like him. I won't admit that! CMON PUCKETT YOU HATE BENSON! Then he ran and got me my conch and I made that stupid spongebob impression. The conch said Fredloser was a doofus. Remember the magic conch was always right. Then I ran back to the room. I told carly I ditched freddie at the beach and flirted with an ice cream guy. Since she had a date with kevin she didn't really care about me. Then me and fredgoober went to the buffet because spencer had a date with that girl he met on the beach. Freddie got a huge plate of chicken cause he knew I would steal some. Then I had like 10 sodas and got hyper and dragged him to the club at the hotel. And we danced. Also this crazy girl asked him to dance and she was CRAZY! I wish I got that on tape. Then I saved fredloser from her and a slow song came on. He put my hands on my waist and I put mine around his neck. And I nestled my head on his shoulder. Idk why I guess it was awkward dancing. Then I stared into his eyes. And we kissed for like 8 secs. And I was like "woah" cause it was soo unexpected soo awesome. GET IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD PUCKETT! YOOU HATE THAT NUB! Then he asked if I liked it I said "nope" and then he said I "hate you too" and we left. It was soo cute that dance! Now I'm here writing in my journal. I kinda wanna kill and kiss freddie at the same time. But I wont. I got to go fredgoober is probably worried. This time he better not break down the pillow wall.

Night,

Sammmy! (inlove NOT!)

[Sam walks out of the bathroom and hides the journal]

Sam: Night Benson! This time don't destroy the pillow wall! (Sam turns off the lights and goes to sleep)

Freddie: (kisses her on her forehead) Night princess puckett… (he goes to sleep)