Jay: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

It's not my birthday.

Zane: Tomorrow is your birthday tho.

Thanks. I own nothing. Ninjago belongs to LEGO and the vines belong to their owners. Please enjoy.


When they were young

Krux: How does it feel to be number one worse elemental master?

Garmadon: Shut up. Your mother buys you Mega Bloks instead of Legos.

Acronis: Hey, you fucking take that back.


Kai holds up a sign that says "Do you want to go to Prom" in front of Skylor's house. Master Chen opens the door and sees Kai holding up the sign

Master Chen: OMG! Yes!

Kai: No, no, no. Tell your daughter, Skylor.

Master Chen: Okay. Skylor, I'm going to Prom with your boyfriend!


Jay, Nya, and Zane are in a room full of children at the hospital. Misako also volunteers at the hospital to time to time.

Misako: Everyone listen up, today we have the ninja here to talk to us about stranger danger. *looks at Jay* They're all yours Jay.

Jay: Alright, first things first. I need to know how many of you are contagious, because I don't want to be catching any. Hey, baldy. *looks at the bold kid* I'm talking to you.

Misako: They're not contagious.

Nya: Alright. How many of you guys know what to do when a stranger tries to talk to you?

Little girl: Walk away.

Zane: Very good. You get one pieces of candy. *tosses candy to the little girl*

Sally: Doesn't that negate of the idea of taking candy from stranger?

Nya: But we're not stranger. We're the ninja who save Ninjago.

Brad: Barely. When you're not a ninja you're just people with no jobs.

Jay: Well at least I'm not dying.

Nelson: I'll rather die then grow up like you.

Jay: You know what everyone? Nelson can talk to as many strangers as he wants, because no nindroid would want that in the back of their car.


Dr Juilen: I have the results, and it says that you're gay.

Lloyd: Wait, you can tell that from the results?

Dr Juilen: No, I can tell as so as you walked in.


Jay: Hey buddy, do you want to go?!

Cole: Yeah, let's go!

Jay: Alright, let's go out!

Cole: On a date?

Jay: Yeah, let's go on a date.

Cole: Do you want kids?


Cole: The food was great. Thanks

Zane: Okay. So see you next time.

Cole: Okay. Love you.

Kai: ...

Zane: ... I love you too


Ronin: *steals Nya's purse*

Nya: Help! My purse!

Jay: I'll save you. *does a back-flip * Whoo hoo!

Nya: He's already gone.

Jay: Yeah but that back-flip tho.


Jay: What's Obama's last name again?

Cole walks over to Jay and slaps him.


Skylor: Hey, you want to watch Netflix?

Kai: *smiles*

One minute later Kai's trying to drag Skylor to his bedroom

Skylor: AAHH! I didn't meant chill! I didn't meant chill! AAAHHH!


Cole: So you were spying on me?

Kai: Yeah I was, but I'm not a spy.

Cole: You know people who spy on people. Spy's

Kai: Oooh bars. But look I'm not a spy.


Jay's dancing with a mop that's wearing a black short wig.

Jay: Say that you love me!

Nya: I'm so scared now.


Sensei Wu: Okay students, what did you do on the week-

Young Morro: AAAHHHH!

Sensei Wu: Why are you doing that?

Young Morro: AAAAHHH!

Sensei Wu: Why did I choose this job!?


Movie Au

Nya's over at Jay's house for studying a test. During the time when Jay's parents are away, they started to kiss. Edna comes home and sees Jay and Nya studying

Jay: So that's the end of chapter nine. *looks at Edna* Oh, hi mom.


Maya: I'm heading out and I want this place Spot less.

Kai: *groans*

Maya: Spot less. *walks away*

Cole: So you named it Spot?

Kai: *holds up a pig* Yeah, I found her in the woods.