Jay: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
It's not my birthday.
Zane: Tomorrow is your birthday tho.
Thanks. I own nothing. Ninjago belongs to LEGO and the vines belong to their owners. Please enjoy.
When they were young
Krux: How does it feel to be number one worse elemental master?
Garmadon: Shut up. Your mother buys you Mega Bloks instead of Legos.
Acronis: Hey, you fucking take that back.
Kai holds up a sign that says "Do you want to go to Prom" in front of Skylor's house. Master Chen opens the door and sees Kai holding up the sign
Master Chen: OMG! Yes!
Kai: No, no, no. Tell your daughter, Skylor.
Master Chen: Okay. Skylor, I'm going to Prom with your boyfriend!
Jay, Nya, and Zane are in a room full of children at the hospital. Misako also volunteers at the hospital to time to time.
Misako: Everyone listen up, today we have the ninja here to talk to us about stranger danger. *looks at Jay* They're all yours Jay.
Jay: Alright, first things first. I need to know how many of you are contagious, because I don't want to be catching any. Hey, baldy. *looks at the bold kid* I'm talking to you.
Misako: They're not contagious.
Nya: Alright. How many of you guys know what to do when a stranger tries to talk to you?
Little girl: Walk away.
Zane: Very good. You get one pieces of candy. *tosses candy to the little girl*
Sally: Doesn't that negate of the idea of taking candy from stranger?
Nya: But we're not stranger. We're the ninja who save Ninjago.
Brad: Barely. When you're not a ninja you're just people with no jobs.
Jay: Well at least I'm not dying.
Nelson: I'll rather die then grow up like you.
Jay: You know what everyone? Nelson can talk to as many strangers as he wants, because no nindroid would want that in the back of their car.
Dr Juilen: I have the results, and it says that you're gay.
Lloyd: Wait, you can tell that from the results?
Dr Juilen: No, I can tell as so as you walked in.
Jay: Hey buddy, do you want to go?!
Cole: Yeah, let's go!
Jay: Alright, let's go out!
Cole: On a date?
Jay: Yeah, let's go on a date.
Cole: Do you want kids?
Cole: The food was great. Thanks
Zane: Okay. So see you next time.
Cole: Okay. Love you.
Kai: ...
Zane: ... I love you too
Ronin: *steals Nya's purse*
Nya: Help! My purse!
Jay: I'll save you. *does a back-flip * Whoo hoo!
Nya: He's already gone.
Jay: Yeah but that back-flip tho.
Jay: What's Obama's last name again?
Cole walks over to Jay and slaps him.
Skylor: Hey, you want to watch Netflix?
Kai: *smiles*
One minute later Kai's trying to drag Skylor to his bedroom
Skylor: AAHH! I didn't meant chill! I didn't meant chill! AAAHHH!
Cole: So you were spying on me?
Kai: Yeah I was, but I'm not a spy.
Cole: You know people who spy on people. Spy's
Kai: Oooh bars. But look I'm not a spy.
Jay's dancing with a mop that's wearing a black short wig.
Jay: Say that you love me!
Nya: I'm so scared now.
Sensei Wu: Okay students, what did you do on the week-
Young Morro: AAAHHHH!
Sensei Wu: Why are you doing that?
Young Morro: AAAAHHH!
Sensei Wu: Why did I choose this job!?
Movie Au
Nya's over at Jay's house for studying a test. During the time when Jay's parents are away, they started to kiss. Edna comes home and sees Jay and Nya studying
Jay: So that's the end of chapter nine. *looks at Edna* Oh, hi mom.
Maya: I'm heading out and I want this place Spot less.
Kai: *groans*
Maya: Spot less. *walks away*
Cole: So you named it Spot?
Kai: *holds up a pig* Yeah, I found her in the woods.
