A/N: And here it is, the long awaited lime chapter! Grab some popcorn and a bottle of lube, hopefully this is gonna be a good one! Its rather long (Kurama wouldn't shut up), but hopefully not too much! This is my first time writing anything sexual by the way, so I hope its arousing enough, please give me some feedback! Since you guys have been supporting me with all of your appreciated comments over the last few chapters, I decided to respond to a few of your questions and what not again. I can't take up the whole fic answering all of them, so don't feel offended if your's isn't mentioned, I read and appreciate all of them!

g: Thank you, mysterious guest, for reviewing so many of my chapters! In response to the upload 3 (chap 2) review, as stated in Chapter 1, Jiraiya uses the enhanced sensory abilities of sage mode to check the town for any and all things perverted, that's how he always just seems to be there. In response to your upload 6 (chap 5) review – I hope you mean what I think you mean, in which case – pics? I hope this chapter puts you into Hinata's position too ;)

SilentSambo88: Thank you for pointing that error out! I completely forgot about the Bikochu mission when I was writing that chapt. I honestly liked the filler arc, as a NaruHina fan, and in general it was done pretty well compared to a lot of the other shit-on-a-stick fillers (I lost all repect for Kotetsu after he was nearly killed by an OSTRITCH. Sorry, a NINJA Ostritch). I don't have any plans to reference the episode, so for now we'll just say it didn't happen in this fic's timeline. If for some reason I forget and DO reference it, just assume Hinata forgot or didn't count it cuz it was too dark for Naruto to see anything. If he could actually make out any of the details of her private parts, I'm sure he would have been able to make out her face, or at least her identifiable hairdo. Sorry I posted this before the NejiTen lemon, but as I said, I've never written a sex scene before, so I wanted to practice with this lime and work my way up. I'll post the omake next.

ImaSoBored: Denseness is a word, I googled it. I thought it was density, but apparently that isn't the one to use in that context. As for Jiraiya, don't worry, his karmic punishment is coming, just wait. And I love Anko too. :3

Bad News: Well, I tried. Didn't expect many people to fall for the troll, but I tried. No troll this time though, so enjoy. (Or is there? ;) )

Thank you, and everyone else who reviews! It always brightens up my mood to see someone complimenting my work, or saying that it made their day, or that they got a good laugh, or that they enjoy the characters I add in my recurring gags, and I'm really glad everyone seemed to love my take on Hiashi! Also nice to know there might be naked ladies reading this, this one's for you!

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"Speech"

'Thought'

'Kyuubi Thought'/'Kyuubi Private Thought'/"Kyuubi Speech in Mindscape"


Later that night, the Hyuuga heiress could be found inside her family's dojo. She had decided to distract herself from her thoughts of Naruto with a bit of light training. Up until now, it had been proving to be an effective strategy. That is, until she received a very sudden reminder, in the form of the boy himself.

"Hinata," the girl's father called to her as he entered the dojo, "there is someone at the door for you."

Hinata was surprised to hear this; it was quite unusual for her to receive visitors this late. It was already dark out, who could possibly be coming to see her? "Who is it father?" Hinata asked.

"Uzumaki Naruto has come to see you," Hiashi responded emotionlessly.

Hinata froze. She had to make a conscious effort to continue to breathe. 'Naruto-kun? Here? Why would Naruto-kun come here? Looking for me? Did he already-' Hinata's mind was a jumbled mess, trying to decode what she was hearing. Why would Naruto come here at this hour? There was no other plausible explanation; he must have discovered the pictures she had left him. But what did this mean? The fact that he came to see her must be a good sign, right? It's not like he would waste his time coming here just to tell her he didn't like the pictures and wasn't interested in her, right? Still, Hinata had never imagined that the Yamanaka's plan would turn Naruto around so quickly!

After a couple minutes of silence, Hiashi made to walk back out of the dojo. Before he left, he asked his daughter, "Are you going to go see him, or should I tell him you do not want any company right now?"

"NO!" Hinata cried in panic, snapping out of her trance. "I mean, yes, I will see him now." As she approached the door of the building, Hinata desperately struggled to keep cool and composed. She wiped away the sweat accumulated from her exercise and neatened her slightly mussed hair, wanting to appear as presentable as possible. She arrived at the door, took a deep inhale, and released it as she opened the door.

"Hello, Naruto-kun. What brings you here?" Hinata asked in genuine curiosity. Her suspicions about him having seen the images were confirmed by his face alone. He was flushed, obviously thoroughly flustered over something, and the amount of sweat he was secreting could rival Lee after one of his workouts. Not to mention his nerves were keeping him from making eye contact.

Before the blonde could even answer, Hinata's imagination flooded with possibilities. 'Is he here to ask me out? Will he confess he likes me? Maybe even… loves me? Perhaps the photos were too much for him and he needs me to satisfy the urges I instilled in him? What if he cannot wait any longer, and plans to take me right here, and pound away at my virgin pussy until he is sated? Thank Kami-sama Akira soundproofed my room today for some reason!'

While Hinata's imagination went in a rather… Icha Icha-esque direction, Naruto worked up the courage to speak, his eyes glued to the ground. Before he uttered a word, he outstretched an arm towards the excited kunoichi. In his hand was the weapon pouch which he was uncertain of how he came into possession of. "I, uhh… Think we accidentally mixed up our kunai pouches, or uh, something," he stammered, unsure of how to explain how he had known the pouch belonged to her without admitting to seeing the pictures inside. It's not like ninjas left their names on them; they were all just the same grey leather pouches. Hinata was smart, she was bound to realize it. Naruto had stopped questioning when the two of them could have switched their pouches as he became more focused on escaping the situation before it got awkward, or Hinata got angry at him. 'At least this didn't happen with Sakura,' he mused. 'She would've hung my nuts in a sack… well, a different sack, and used them as a punching bag.'

Hinata was extremely confused by this. More than that, she was extremely disappointed in this outcome. 'Figures… Does Naruto have to be a freaking gentleman all the time? I give him naked pictures of me, and he returns them!'

Not knowing what to do, Hinata took the pouch from his hand. She wanted to refuse it, she wanted to tell him she wanted him to see what was inside, but could not. She suddenly felt small, and felt she had lost most of the nerve she usually possessed around Naruto since he had returned from his training trip.

Before Hinata could retrieve her visitor's own weapon pouch, or even speak another word, the flustered blonde fled to the rooftops of Konoha. The heiress simply stared as he leapt away until he was no longer in view. Shutting the door, she slid to the ground with her back against it, tears leaking from her eyes.

Hinata felt absolutely crushed. Never had she been so let down in her life, to go from being so optimistic and excited to absolutely hopeless. In a way, this was the rejection she had always feared. She had shown him all of her, hoping he would accept her, hoping he would show some interest in her like Ino had promised. Instead, he just returned it; handed it back to her without any care. There was no confession, no asking her out, not even an admitting of any sort of attraction.

Refusing to let anyone else see her so broken, she gathered the strength to run back to her room where she could let all her sorrows out.


The heartbroken girl was not sure how long she had been sobbing, not that it mattered to her. Nothing did. As the last of her tears fell, Hinata raised her head from her pillow. She was still in emotional turmoil, but for whatever reason – Hinata guessed physical incapability – she had stopped crying.

She looked over to the kunai pouch she had thrown onto her dresser earlier. She stalked towards the dresser slowly and weakly grasped the leather accessory. Inside of this pouch was Hinata's final, desperate, last-ditch effort to attract the boy she had always loved, or at least had for most of her life. Of course, this ended just like everything else she ever did – in failure.

Gaining back a little bit of rational thinking capabilities, the brooding teen opened the pouch and began pulling out picture after picture, preparing to destroy them, lest someone else come in possession of one of them.

She dropped them each on top of the last, and decided it would be best to burn them. When Hinata stuck her hand back into the pouch and searched for the last photo, she found nothing but kunai left inside.

The sad girl was confused. Did she count wrong? She flipped through the pile and recounted. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5… … ... No, there was definitely one more. Hinata could even remember which picture it was. She flipped the pouch over and spilled its contents onto her bed. Nothing but kunai. There was a picture missing, of this she was certain. But what happened to it? Did it fall out of the weapon pouch? Or perhaps…

Hinata's eyes, still puffy and red from crying, widened as a glimmer of hope came back to her. She hated herself for getting her hopes up again, but she had to confirm this for her sanity. She wiped the wetness from her face, which was now hardened with resolve. The female Hyuuga stuffed the remaining pictures into the bottom of her underwear drawer hoping no one else would find them there, and leapt out her window. Fortunately her father had gone to a bar earlier, which was unusual for him, but made sneaking out of the compound quite easy for the heiress. Hinata leapt through the village rooftops in a hurry to reach her destination.


Applying the stealth skills she learned from years as a ninja, Hinata silently dropped onto the balcony of her crush's apartment, ducking below the window before she could possibly be noticed. Peeking her head up, she noticed that the blinds were closed. This was a rare occurrence; Naruto did not often close the blinds. Hinata could only stipulate that, considering other people's tendencies to barge in uninvited on the jinchuuriki, he had done so to retain some privacy. The heiress would not be surprised if the front door had been locked for once too.

This only served to increase Hinata's hopes. She looked down to the streets, which were unsurprisingly dead, not a soul in sight. Turning back, Hinata reluctantly activated her byakugan. She was out of other options, and she refused to leave now before she found out what happened to the final picture.

As her doujutsu flared to life, the wall in front of her disappeared and she was gazing directly into Naruto's room. What she saw inside was none other than Naruto himself, his limbs splayed across his bed, with one arm held in front of his face. In his hand was, as Hinata had hoped, the missing picture. The Hyuuga voyeur covered her mouth as a quiet gasp of shock escaped; in her pessimistic mood she had not expected this would actually be true. The focus of Hinata's 360-degree vision eagerly shifted to a lower part of the boy's anatomy. Much to her glee, Naruto seemed to be reacting to the picture.

It was then that Hinata noticed her own building arousal from peeping on her crush. She could feel her damp panties clinging to her. Her nether regions were begging for attention, just as Naruto's was. What was strange to her was that the aroused teen had not done anything yet; he was merely staring blankly into the picture. Did he not know what he was supposed to do? Because Hinata would have been more than happy to teach him.

As she watched the befuddling blonde, she wondered what it was he was thinking right now as he stared at her naked form.


With Naruto

'Hey, kit,' the kyuubi called to his container.

'What is it now fox,' the displeased jinchuuriki replied, obviously not wanting to be bothered at the moment.

'Not that I care or anything, but are you gonna… you know, do anything, or are you just gonna keep sitting there? Again, not that I care, but somehow you just staring at that picture is way creepier than what most people would've been doing right now. Heck, I just finished off and you haven't even unzipped those Kami-awful orange pants of yours!' Naruto grunted in disgust of what the fox had implied.

'For the last fucking time, I told you not to do that inside me!' the frustrated boy snapped.

'Woah, woah, calm down you prude. Trust me, you should be thanking me. Getting myself off is about the only thing that keeps me sane in here. Without it, I'd probably be about as cranky as you are right now.'

'I'm not cranky!' Naruto mentally yelled, before forcing himself to tone it down a notch. 'I just… I just don't wanna talk right now.'

The kyuubi picked up on the conflicted feelings of his host, and disregarded his container's hint for him to shut up. 'You may not want to, but it sounds like you may need somoene to talk to right now. You're having some weird feelings about the vixen, aren't you kit?' the kyuubi prodded in the closest thing to a caring voice the demon had ever used. For once, the demon was right on the mark with identifying his jinchuuriki's dilemma.

Though he was a bastard fox demon, Naruto figured the kyuubi must have some wisdom in him from his thousands of years of life experiences. Deciding to take a chance, the blonde began to confide in his sealed demon. 'I just… I've been having these strange feelings lately, whenever I hang out with her. But I mean, she's like my best friend now, which is actually pretty weird considering she never used to talk to me before I left with ero-sennin. I just started becoming close friends with her, and this is definitely not something friends do to each other,' Naruto explained, referring to his current perverted situation. This was like something Jiraiya would do, and there was a reason his closest friend always yelled at him and beat him up. Then again, the two Sannins' situation was pretty identical to his relationship with Sakura, and they had maintained a good friendship. 'I just… I don't know what to do.' Naruto attentively awaited the wise old fox's advice.

'Nail her.'

'Nani?!' the demon host exclaimed mentally. This was not the kind of advice he was hoping for. So much for with age comes wisdom.

'I said nail her kit. She seems like a good mate for you. Not to mention those have got to be the biggest-'

'Shut it you perverted old fox. I'm sick of hearing this shit. This is wrong; I should've just returned this photo with the rest,' Naruto interrupted, offended the fox would think he would even consider doing such a thing with his best friend. Although, his current position said otherwise.

'No, you should have KEPT this photo along with the rest! For Kami's sake, this is the first time you actually get some grade-A pornographic material, and you just throw it away! Please don't tell me you are going to go back to beating your meat to those crappy Princess Gale movies like you used to,' the demon fox groaned out.

Naruto went a bit red at this plea. 'Hey, how did you-'

'Kit,' the fox interrupted, 'just because you never spoke to me until the chuunin exams, does not mean I had not been watching what you did before then. I mean come on, you use the transformation jutsu to get sake but the thought never occurred to use it to buy some porn? I mean come on, there wasn't even any nudity in those movies! It's just pathetic! I swear to god, I still have that stupid kissing scene memorized from how much you used to replay it when you were younger.'

Naruto was both extremely embarrassed and offended by the fox's rant. 'Come on! I didn't watch it that much!' the blonde defended himself aggressively.

To make his point, the kyuubi actually began reciting the romantic kissing scene from the first Princess Gale movie. 'I know I am but a lowly subject of yours, but before I go off to battle, I must let you know – I love you, Princess Gale,' kyuubi acted out in his best mock-impersonation of the male protagonist. 'Hideki, I will not let you go without me. I will fight alongside you!' the nine tails said in a very unconvincing female voice, before switching back to the male one. 'But princess, you have the whole kingdom to protect. And it would be an honor to fall in battle to keep you safe.' Back in female voice, kyuubi recited the last lines, 'But Hideki, you are the one in the entire kingdom I want to protect most of all. I do not care if my father does not approve, I will not let him keep us apart. Please… kiss me… SPLAT' Kurama added at the end, implying through the sound effect his host's climax at the end of the scene.

The jinchuuriki was left speechless, unable to come up with a response to save his dignity. He could never catch a break with the kyuubi. After all, he was just a kid back then, for Kami's sake. Can't the fox ever cut him some slack?

'Oh what's wrong kit, fox got your tongue? Finally willing to own up to your obsession with that Yukie vixen?'

'I was not obsessed!' the blonde retorted.

'Sure you weren't kit. Just like you don't have a raging hard-on in that autographed picture you have where she kissed you on the cheek.' Naruto was really getting tired of the fox's sense of sarcasm.

'HA! I was knocked out when that happened; I didn't have a boner! Gotcha you liar!' Naruto argued back, proud to have finally caught the fox in a lie.

'Oh really now? Perhaps you are forgetting the little dream you were having in that hospital bed, the one where Princess Yukie was giving her 'courageous and noble saviour' a proper thank you kiss a little bit lower on the anatomy, if you know what I mean.' Naruto became even more flushed, being reminded of his rather dirty dream. He was too embarrassed to even get irritated by the mocking tone of voice his demon had used when describing him as the 'courageous and noble saviour'. Turning his head away from the picture in his hand for the first time since he got back from his awkward exchange with Hinata, he glanced at the photo in question. He had framed it and put it on his dresser, right beside his old photo of Team 7. Surely enough, careful inspection showed that, despite the design of the hospital blanket coincidentally doing good job at disguising it, his younger self had most definitely been sporting a tent beneath it. Naruto made a mental note to take the picture off his dresser and keep it somewhere out of sight.

The nine tailed fox merely snickered at having bested his host once again. Kurama believed Naruto definitely did not have any right to be calling either of his senseis perverts.

Getting back on topic, Naruto sternly told his demon, 'Look, I'm done jerking it to those movies, but I'm not gonna start perving on my friends either.'

The demon sighed, tired of his container's constant compulsion to play the nice guy. 'You know, kit, if you really don't want that picture, I'd bet that Inuzuka teammate of hers would probably pay through the snout to get his hands on it. Mention it to him and he'd be begging and rolling over in an instant. Hell, he'd probably give you Akamaru just for one look at it!'

'Enough, fox!' Naruto nearly lost it at such an idea. The shinobi thought he was just angry at the idea of betraying his friend's trust like that, but he was also feeling a bit possessive and irked by the thought of someone else seeing the images, unbeknownst to even himself. 'I could never do that! Hinata would never forgive me if I started spreading private photos of her around the village! She's already gonna hate me enough when she finds out I kept this one for myself!'

'And how would she find that out? What are you going to do with it?'

'I have to do the right thing. I have to return it to her.' The usually exuberant blonde sounded very grave. He feared how his friend would react when she found out he had withheld the photo from her. She was probably embarrassed enough knowing he must have seen them in the first place to realize he had the wrong weapon pouch, she would probably be furious at him for committing this betrayal. The teen was lucky enough to have a girl as wonderful as her as a friend in the first place, and know he had possibly ruined their friendship. Naruto regretted his impulsive decision to keep the photo; damn his teenage hormones.

Kurama could sense the dread and regret in Naruto's voice. For the second time in their conversation, the nine tails went very out of character and attempted to reassure his jailor. 'Look kit, if you feel that badly about it, just hide the picture somewhere. Even if you don't want to look at it anymore, you can just keep it a secret; nobody has to know.'

'She'll probably notice there's one missing. There weren't a ton to begin with, and naked pictures of yourself are probably pretty hard to forget about. There's no way she won't notice, and then she'd come to me and find out I took it,' Naruto countered, sounding more uncharacteristically hopeless by the second.

'Just say it must have fallen out,' the fox suggested.

'I could never lie to her like that. I never go back on my word. And aren't you forgetting she has the freaking byakugan! All it would take is one quick look into my apartment and she'd find it right away!'

'Well then, if you are worried she'd find it, you will just have to white it out beyond recognition,' the demon jested, unable to remain so sickeningly helpful anymore.

'Ugh, can't you ever be serious for more than two minutes?'

'Nope. However, I have been seriously turned on by that picture for the last half hour, and I know you are too. So just relax and enjoy the view,' the kyuubi coaxed its host.

'Look, I told you already fox, I am not going to masturbate to Hinata. She is my friend, and I would never do that to her.'

'Geez, you make it sound like she's here in the room.' '…When she's actually outside the window,' the demon fox mused to himself knowingly. Nothing gets past the great nine tailed fox. 'And you're really gonna hurt her if you DON'T start working your rod soon,' Kurama once again thought to himself. 'Besides, it's a nudie pic, what did you think it was for? What reason would someone take a picture for other than showing it to people?'

While the fox made perfect sense, Naruto knew better. This was not just any picture. Surely Hinata was not actually planning on going around and sharing it with all her friends and comrades. Yes, the photo was intended for someone to see, but not him. 'This isn't the kind of picture you just show off to people. She probably has a boyfriend that she meant to send this too.' Naruto's heart sank a bit as he said these words to his bijuu companion, though he merely contributed it to his growing guilt. 'This wasn't for me, or Kiba, or some perverted old fox.'

'Well, I guess two for three isn't too bad,' the nine tails mused to himself. Though the kyuubi truly did not care about his host's love life (or at least he told himself he didn't), the fox decided to see if he could get the dense boy to clue in to his secret admirer's plight. You know, purely for his own amusement; he just liked seeing the dobe fumble around trying to figure out the obvious is all. 'Kit, you have probably spent more time with her lately than anyone else, especially any boy. If she were dating someone, don't you think you would have noticed? Or that she would have at least mentioned him?'

Though the jinchuuriki was convinced the only person Hinata would be willing to do something so intimate for would have to be a boyfriend, the fox had a point. Naruto had never once seen Hinata with another boy doing anything to make it seem as if the two were a couple. Hinata had also opened up a lot more to Naruto as the pair became closer. The two of them had a strong mutual trust; she would share nearly anything with him, from family issues to her own hopes and dreams. However, Hinata never said she was in a relationship.

But if the pictures were not meant for her boyfriend, who else was there? '… Maybe she wanted to send them to a boy she liked?'

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. Did the dobe actually just get something right? Perhaps the boy was smarter than the fox gave him credit for. Still on par with a chimpanzee in his personal opinion, but one of those chimpanzees that can speak sign language at least.

'He must be pretty thick if Hinata-chan thinks she has to pose nude to get his attention,' Naruto inferred, clueless to the fact that he was that thick boy.

'Two for two! The kit's on a roll this time,' Kurama thought, more surprised than he had been in over a hundred years. The kyuubi, along with everyone else in the village, already knew this of the jinchuuriki, although it was unexpectedly satisfying to hear the gaki admit it, albeit unintentionally. On second thought, the fact that he did not even know he was describing himself just made it better. 'Yeah, must be a real idiot,' the fox added, trying to have some more fun with his host.

'Are you kidding me? Idiot is an understatement. Hinata is probably the most amazing girl I have ever met. She's so kind, smart, caring, fun to be with… beautiful,' the blonde said, staring at the picture of her with a deeper blush, 'and despite what anyone says, a strong ninja. I can't stand it when she tells me about how her family would call her weak, it's their fault she never had the courage to show them all her real potential. But she's different now. I know everyone says it's impossible to read a Hyuuga's eyes, but whenever Hinata is challenged, I swear she has the most determined look in her eyes I have ever seen. Any man who would turn that down must have something eating away at their brain.'

'And that makes it three for three. Thank Kami I stopped doing that before I did anything too permanent. Let's see if the kit can get a perfect four for four.' The demon prepared himself to test the boy's deduction skills and ask him the final question. 'Very touching speech, but now kit, I want you to listen very carefully to my words, okay?' the kyuubi told his container slowly and seriously. Naruto was brought to full attention by the fox's voice. The nine tailed bijuu continued in a patronizing tone, as if he were talking to a five-year-old. 'If Hinata really wanted to attract this boy so badly, she would try to get closer to him, right? But it seems as if, aside from her girlfriends and training, she has been seeking your company in most of her free time. So, who do you think this crush of hers could be?' The demon could have easily told Naruto that he was the thick-headed baka that the Hyuuga had fallen for, but he felt this was something the dobe had to figure out on his own. Plus it wouldn't be any fun if he just came out and said it. Kurama had tried to make his message as clear as possible though. All the fox could do now was silently wait for the moment of truth.

Naruto was very annoyed; he never liked being talked down to. Although the way the fox explained it made his vessel see how obvious the answer was, he didn't have to be such a dick about it. True, Hinata was definitely not the type of person to do something like this completely out of the blue. If she had liked someone, surely she would have tried talking to them or spending some time together, but she had been with him more than anyone else lately.

Okay, so if she didn't have a crush, and didn't have a boyfriend , then who would she want to take nude photos for? 'Uhh… Maybe she did some nude modeling?' the ever clueless jinchuuriki guessed. A longshot, yes, but what other options were there?

Kurama wanted to laugh. He really did. Hinata Hyuuga, the nude model. The girl who wore a bulky winter jacket every day of the year until a few months ago; the girl who fainted at the mention of kissing, a nude model! It truly was laughable. Unfortunately, the kyuubi could not enjoy the roaring laughter begging to escape because he was too chagrined by the fact that he was stuck inside this idiot. It was humiliating, really. The great kyuubi no kitsune, sealed inside a boy who once attempted to perform the substitution technique by chucking a log out of the tree he was hiding in. Needless to say, when the class saw the flying log, no one fell for it, and the boy gave his position away and failed the test. The great fox groaned, wondering if there were any other bijuu stuck inside such a ridiculous host.


In Kumogakure

"Are you sure this is safe?" Omoi worriedly asked his sensei, pointing to the paper bombs placed nearby.

"Yo, don't fear, everything'll be alright; and I need some effects to make my music video tight. Karui, you keep the camera rolling while I'm dropping my rhymes; and Omoi remember to cue the pyrotechnics on time. Bakayaro! Konoyaro!" Killer Bee said this to reassure his makeshift crew, though they still seemed quite nervous over his idea.

"Alright then," a reluctant Omoi responded, still worried as usual. 'What if Bee-sama is underestimating the number of paper bombs he's using? What if the explosion is so powerful that it kills him? Then the gyuuki would not have a host, and the village would need to find a new one. What if they select me to be the next jinchuuriki? What would happen if I had to contain the eight tails? Perhaps I would manage to tame it even better than Bee-sama, and become the most powerful shinobi in Kumo. What if I became so strong that Ay-sama named me the fifth Raikage, but I can't take the pressure and responsibility and lead the village to its doom?'

The jinchuuriki's students did as they were told, and while Killer Bee began his newest rap, Omoi patiently waited for his cue to light the paper bombs. When he did, the explosion was in fact greater than expected, and started shaking up the mountain beside them. Soon, chunks of rock began falling down the side of it towards the group, as well as destroying some of the buildings supported by the rock structure.

Both Karui and Omoi ran from the rockslide, while Bee formed octopus tentacles from his backside which shielded him from the rocks. When the dust settled, his two students came back to find him jumping out of the rubble unharmed.

"Bee-sama, I thought you said this was safe!" an infuriated Karui screamed, looking around at the damage they had caused.

"I did say that, this I cannot deny; but I am safe, aren't I?"

"BEEEEEEEEEEE! ! !" the Raikage shouted as he delivered a punch to the gut that had the jinchuuriki flying halfway through the hidden village.


Back with Naruto

'Sure, kit,'the kyuubi drawled in his most sarcastic tone yet, 'I bet she was probably planning on submitting those to playnin for next week's issue. Hinata Hyuuga.'

'Alright, I get it, bad guess! Not like you got any better theories, so just shut it you stupid fox!' Naruto told the demon in frustration. Surprisingly enough, the kyuubi simply smirked and actually remained quiet.

It was not because was actually listening to his jailor; no, he would rather die than take orders from that dobe. The fox only shut up because it could sense that it could sense that it had already said enough. You see, aside from the joy he gets from it, the second reason the fox argues with his host so much is to stir up the boy's anger. Since the demon can only affect his container when he is experiencing feelings of anger and hate, the kyuubi often eggs him on like this to gain some power over him. This is how the fox often wins their arguments, or gets his points through Naruto's thick skull. While the blonde's frustration could not compare to the fury and hatred flowing through him during the instances where the nine tails has actually taken over, it was still anger. It did not give him enough control to even move the jinchuuriki's arm, but it was enough to get the boy to stop resisting his urges. Given the situation, it was an incredibly easy feat.

Though the kid may not know it yet, the fox was just helping the gaki realize what he wants. And hey, if the fox got a nice live show later, rather than just a picture or a Kami-damn PG-13 movie, then it would be worth actually being helpful for once. 'The kit will thank me for this later,' the demon thought.

When the kyuubi stayed quiet, Naruto simply continued to stare at the picture in his hand. Suddenly, his conscience and doubts began to slowly recede, and the teen found himself increasingly drawn to the photograph. His eyes scanned the image with intensity, memorizing every detail. Naruto took in every inch of creamy, exposed flesh, every voluptuous curve. He was hypnotized by the pink buds on the two large and luscious mounds that the girl had kept hidden for so many years. His gaze wandered lower to the womanly folds between her toned thighs. Even her face seemed so enticing in this picture. It did not hold the usual compassionate gaze that he had come accustomed to. Instead, the intensity of her eyes bore into him, as if she were actually staring directly at him with that look of want and hunger.

Before Naruto knew what he was doing, his free hand had drifted towards his zipper to release his strained erection from its confines. Naruto felt the cold air hit his cock as it stood tall, now outside of his lowered pants. Finally the blonde's hand began to give it the attention it had been depraved of the entire time the teen had been staring at the picture.


Outside Naruto's Apartment

Hinata was beginning to worry. For a while, Naruto just sat there, staring at the photo. What confused the voyeur even more were the constant changes in emotion on the teen's face. Just what was he thinking about? One second he seemed angry, then he was blushing, then he seemed sad, and then angry again! Despite the throbbing contradiction in his pants, Hinata was starting to think he truly was not attracted to her.

That is, until his hand finally began venturing below his waist. Hinata forgot all conscious thoughts, and the veins by her eyes bulged even further, as if she were attempting to see through the wall without the other sight-altering effects of the byakugan. Though the view was not perfect, the Hyuuga was easily able to identify the appendage that burst out of its orange prison. Though it was still not fully erect, Naruto's length was still pretty impressive. If Hinata had to guess, she would say it was probably about seven inches right now, and she could not wait to see its full size.

The dazed girl had to bring a hand up to her face to muffle a gasp as Naruto's hand wrapped around his cock, his fingers squeezing it snugly. Hinata had fantasized about this before. You could not be born with eyes that can see through walls and not think about using them to spy on someone in an intimate situation such as this. But imagining it and actually seeing it for real were two completely different things. Hinata could feel the fire burning in her loins when she had first looked in on the boy on his bed, but the heat became unbearable as the man of her dreams began working his shaft.

Unconsciously, Hinata's right hand found its way to her pants too, seamlessly slipping past the navy capris and pushing past her sopping panties. Her left grasped her breast, fondling the soft mound before giving it a light squeeze. She had to stifle yet another gasp from the sensation, not new yet somehow much more intense than she was used to. This difference in feeling was observed again as Hinata began to trace the outline of her lower lips. It felt as if her body was twice as sensitive, a difference she accredited to the fact that she was watching her love pleasure himself right in front of her.

The blonde teen's strokes were slow at first, rising up and down the shaft, occasional pausing at the top to rub the ridge just beneath the head. Hinata was paying close attention to her love's technique, making mental notes and storing them away for later. It did not take long for the organ to finish hardening, reaching the full extent of its length, most likely eight or nine inches in all. When it had stopping growing under its owner's ministration, Naruto's hand wasted no time in picking up the pace.

Entranced by her love's movements, Hinata began craving more contact. Her left hand snaked under her mesh shirt until it came upon her bra. It rushed through this second layer of coverings without hesitation to pinch the heiress' pert nipple. As she squeezed and tweaked the rosy bud, the fingers of her other hand became coated in the juices leaking from her sensitive womanhood, begging for more attention.

She willingly complied to her body's demands and slipped a finger, lubricated with her own fluids, into her pussy. This sent an electric shock of pleasure up her spine, and her back arched in response. Hinata had to bite down on her bottom lip to keep from moaning out in the ecstasy she was feeling this moment. For the first time since she had ever touched herself, the horny Hyuuga was frighteningly aware of all the moans and grunts attempting to escape her lips. Hinata kept biting on her bottom lip as her finger began thrusting in and out, not wanting to be heard and found out by any stragglers walking down the streets of Konoha later than they should be.


In a Tree Just Out of the Byakugan's Range

Two ANBU Black Ops sat on a sturdy branch, observing the teen through a pair of binoculars. The team which were assigned to watch over the pair were smart enough to stay far enough back to remain out of the view of the Hyuuga's doujutsu, a precaution that the shinobi were correct to have taken.

The ANBU member wearing a boar mask accepted the binoculars from his teammate. "Wow, I can't believe she actual had it in her to do it. And – is that her hand in her pants?! Man, I cannot believe she is actually doing that in public! I saw her a few times when the Hyuuga's requested some extra security a few years back, and I swear she used to be the shiest little girl."

Out of the corner of his eye, the disbelieving ANBU saw a cricket hop onto the branch beside the two of them. This cricket must have belonged to their third team member, who was an Aburame. The Aburame was watching Naruto at the time, but was able to spot Hinata coming early enough to distance himself sufficiently before she had activated her byakugan. He had managed to plant some insects inside the boy's apartment though, to continue to watch him and relay any new information. As soon as the cricket's presence was known to the other two ANBU, it began to chirp a message in morse code. By the time the insect had finished, the two spies were giggling endlessly. Looking back to the balcony where the kunoichi was currently pleasuring herself, the boar-masked ANBU was tempted to just hurl a kunai through the window to cut the blinds off and see the two horny teens' reactions. He refrained from acting on this temptation, only because he knew the torture he was in for if the Hokage found out he had interfered in a way that could compromise the integrity of her betting pool.

"I'm going to Hidden Horizon to report this development to Hokage-sama, she is really going to want to hear this. You okay watching Hinata by yourself for a while?" the ANBU questioned his partner. He looked back to the toad-masked shinobi for confirmation, and received a vigorous nod. Before he turned around to stealthily evacuate the tree, he noticed his partner had a notebook in his hands, and seemed to be writing down the current events. 'Huh, looks like he's taking notes… I should've thought of that, wouldn't want to miss any details on the mission reports.'

As the masked shinobi leaped away towards the bar Tsunade was sure to be at, the toad-masked ANBU glanced over his shoulder. When he was sure his partner was out of eyesight, he brought his fingers under his mask and blew a low whistle. Immediately after, another ANBU member wearing a Hyena mask dropped onto the tree. The ANBU member beside him handed him the binoculars and said to him, "Soak it all in and get to work, Sai boy. You're looking at the cover of Icha Icha: Bloodline!" the excited ANBU said, as the other nodded, pulling out a scroll and a brush.


On Naruto's Balcony

Hinata had continued fingering herself, watching Naruto and attempting to mirror his speed and intensity. Her left hand clenched firmly on her right breast, her titplay adding to her arousal. Hinata could see from his lip movements that he was grunting out his pleasure, though not loud enough to make it through the walls. Oh how Hinata yearned to hear him, his heavy breathing, his moans, his dirty talking encouraging her to bring him to gratification herself. Though she was no expert at lip-reading, the masturbating Hyuuga could've sworn her crush had just said her name, and it only managed to excite the perverted heiress more.

Hinata, completely lost in the pleasure she was giving herself, dared to bring her thumb up to her nub. While she was still thrusting her finger through her wet folds, her thumb began to draw lazy circles around her sensitive clit, teasing herself. She soon brought it to flick the nub, and was rewarded with a tingling sensation which nearly brought the Hyuuga to her knees. If she could receive this much pleasure just from watching Naruto, how good would it feel to have him inside her?

Hinata squeezed her breast a little harder at the thought, switching between them as she sensually massaged the pair, wishing it was Naruto's hand roaming her lusting body. She was tempted, so very tempted to just walk inside the apartment and give herself to her masturbating crush then and there, but decided against it. With her bad luck streak, her breaking into the apartment would most likely end badly, and she could not risk ruining the mood for either of them. After waiting so long, she really wanted this. She needed this. She would not let any misunderstandings or misfortune take this away from her. Besides, her legs were barely able to support her anymore; she was not sure if they had the strength to make it inside.

Naruto seemed to be speeding up his strokes, getting rougher and rougher with himself. His balls had started bouncing with his powerful jerks, and the slit at the tip of his engorged head was leaking a clear liquid, though nowhere near as much as Hinata. Seeing his face contorting into that far-off look of pleasure made Hinata's pride swell, knowing she was the one that had caused his arousal. 'What are you thinking, Naruto kun? What would you do to me if you knew how I felt?' If the way one jerks off is any indication of the way they make love, it would be a safe guess Naruto would fuck her hard. As Hinata fought back the moans brought on by her busy hands, she pictured herself in the bedroom with Naruto, her legs spread wide for his hard-as-steel cock, him grabbing her hips tightly as he thrust it in, relentlessly pounding its full length into her depths, his sack slapping against her thighs as her lover's meat dug into her sensitive spot, slamming inside her one final time before his cock shot all of it's hot, sticky contents into her hungry womb…

Hinata wished she were born a Yamanaka, then she would be able to walk straight into her crush's mind and gladly take pretend-Hinata's place in his fantasies. If she had had her way, they would have already have lived out most of them by now.

To keep up with the intensity Naruto's ministrations, Hinata added a second finger to the lone spelunker. Her slit was stretched a little more, but this just increased the pleasure. It was too great, in fact, and the heiress had to reluctantly remove the hand caressing her breasts to bring it up to her mouth before she screamed in ecstasy. Fortunately, only a dampened squeal came out, and judging by the fact that Naruto showed no signs of abandoning his work he had not heard.

While her two fingers rubbed up against her inner walls, sliding in and out with ease on the slippery surface, her thumb played with her nub more aggressively, flicking and rubbing away at it. Hinata barely silenced another cry of pleasure as she felt a coil tightening in her stomach. She hated having to be so quiet. She wanted to moan, wanted to scream. She wanted her crush to hear it; she wanted him to hear her cry his name out to him, wanted him to know that he was the only man who could ever make her this wet and horny, and the only man who could ever satisfy her libido. But alas, she could not be caught in such a compromising position. Lest he know – er, think she was a stalker.

Hinata was coming close to her orgasm, and she could tell Naruto was too. Both hastened their actions, reaching for their gratifying finishes. Naruto was about to cum, she could see it coming.

Literally.

With her enhanced byakugan vision, she could actually see the semen traveling out of his balls and through the vas deferens and urethra before exiting his body. It was very strange to see, yet oddly hot for the young Hyuuga. All of a sudden, Naruto's body tensed, and his eyes clamped shut as if he were straining to lift something heavy. The hand which was holding the naked image of the heiress outside his window almost reflexively darted to his balls, groping and fondling them for extra stimulation. Soon those sperm containers released their hot juices as Naruto's thick load shot out into the open air.

Hinata's reaction to this was to reach her own climax. She felt the coil in her belly suddenly snap from the pressure as her orgasm rocked through her entire being. Her body froze, then her knees all but buckled as the euphoric sensation drained her of all energy, and her hand had been soaked by her own cum, which had gushed down her lower body like a waterfall.

Her self-pleasuring session over, Hinata deemed it safe to release her left hand from her mouth and used it to lean against the outer wall of Naruto's apartment. As she panted heavily to catch her breath, she stared at Naruto, who was recuperating too. She noticed that the picture he was holding had been too close to his dick when he came, and some of the jizz had oozed its way onto the photo. Hinata smiled. She liked the image of herself covered in her love's semen, even if the amount on the image of the teen was proportionately, unrealistically massive. Oh well, a girl can dream.

"H-Hinata-sama?"

Hinata did not need her byakugan vision to know who was standing behind her, though it did save her the need to turn her head around to confirm. Her eyes bulged in shock of being caught. Sometime during her blissful release, she had been too distracted to notice her cousin touch down behind her on the balcony.

'How did uncle know Hinata would be right here? And was she just doing what I think she was?!'

Neji was able to figure out the answer to his second question was most likely yes, as he could see Hinata's active byakugan as she spun around on the spot.

"Kyaaaaa!" However, before her cousin could say another word, the Hyuuga heiress panicked, and with her byakugan already active she reflexively unleashed a flurry of jyuuken strikes at the unwanted witness to her peeping. Neji was caught completely off-guard, and fell to his knees with a loud thud after having several of his tenketsu painfully closed. With the adrenaline from her sudden fright rejuvenating her energy, Hinata quickly fled the scene, jumping through town towards the Hyuuga compound, hoping to change her pants before anyone else noticed the big wet spot on them.

Neji, still incredibly surprised by what he had just seen, activated his kekkei genkai and pumped chakra through his hand to begin reopening his chakra points. However, he was so preoccupied with the operation that he did not notice the boy on the other side of the wall zipping up his pants and grabbing a kunai, nor the thumping sounds of his rushed footsteps towards his window. What he did notice was when the blonde threw the blinds aside and opened his balcony window before shouting out, "Who the hell is – Neji?! What are you doing here?"

Naruto gave the Hyuuga before him a puzzled stare. He could not figure out what Neji would be doing on his balcony this late at night, or why he was using his doujutsu… "Wait! Were you just spying on me?!" Naruto accused, feeling extremely violated thinking the jonin might have just been watching him… having his private time.

"What? No! I was just –" Neji began defending himself, trying to think of a way to explain himself without embarrassing Hinata and bringing shame to the Hyuuga name, until he caught sight of the object in Naruto's other hand. "What is that in your hand?"

When Neji reverted back to his stoic monotone, a chill went up Naruto's spine and he could feel a wave off killing intent radiating off the older boy. The blonde looked to the hand which was not holding his kunai, and that is when he realized he was still holding a, now very sticky, photo of a naked Hinata.

He looked back to an enraged Neji and completely forgot their previous situation. Naruto made a break for it to the front door of his house, planning to run as far away as possible. Neji, whose brotherly instincts were kicking in, chased the offending Uzumaki in hot pursuit after having remedied the last of his closed tenketsu. If he got his hands on the boy, he would give him double the treatment he had just received from Hinata.


A/N: Hope I didn't disappoint with the lime, I tried my best. I was pretty much just going off of what I learned about erotic writing from other fanfiction and my overactive imagination. Please let me know how I can improve my sex writing in the future in the reviews!

Hope u guys got some laughs too, although I put some more emotion than usual into this chapter. The wheels are finally getting rollin, the plot is beginning to advance. I'm sure this is making most of you VERY happy. The chapter had Kurama, Killer Bee, Neji, Jiraiya & Sai, another movie reference, and masturbation. What more could you want?

Also, just in case a few of you are confused, these last two chapters took place during the same day as the omake. That's why I said it would tie into this (these) chapter(s), which is why Hiashi went to the bar, the boar-masked ANBU went to report Hinata peeping with her byakugan to the Hidden Horizon, and why Hiashi sent Neji to get Hinata like he said in the omake.

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