Wherefore Art Thou Romeo?
Actually means why are you Romeo. I was surprised to learn that in my past life, now every time I pass a mirror, I ask myself this. (SI!Romeo)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn
Ka-Pow! Pow! I ran when the guy fell to the ground dead, target is dead. The woman who was with him, screamed loudly, blood and brain mush covering her face. I knocked her out and quickly cut off his left hand. I barely grabbed it as guards started to shoot at me. I ran away with a smile.
I dropped the hand on the table, the woman wrinkled her nose but I ignored it. I rocked on my heels, "mission complete in one week!" I gloated, my chest puffed out. "I told you I could do it!"
She looked at her watch, "two minutes later and you would've lost the bet. Cutting it close there," she commented as she leaned back. I shrugged, I made it, that's all that matters. "Plus the job was bloodier than it need to be."
"I killed the target, who cares if it's messy? I mean besides the people who have to clean it up. And the lady, she had a set of lungs," I trailed off as I thought about it. "Eh, not my problem." I declared after a while.
Rosa just rubbed her head, "I should've left you on the streets when I found you." She grumbled, I ignored her, I heard those words from her a lot. It wasn't anything new, she sighed and dropped the hand in a bag. "Why do you want them investigated?"
"I heard a couple people talk about them, if the rumors are true, well they should get a visit from a certain group." I grinned.
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Well, that's me, the friendly neighborhood Spiderman! Pfft, nah, the name's Romeo. Fourteen, about to be fifteen years old, hooray! I am closer to being able to legally drink and gamble, potentially getting addicted! Doesn't that sound exciting? Three fun fact about me!
First, I am part of a mafia family that's mostly made of females. I learned that syncing is not as great as movies makes it out to be early on. It is a nightmare, any wrong move and you can be dead. Literally, they are trained women and young ladies, who will kill you if you fuck up.
Two, I have very questionable morals. I don't think I am sane, I don't even think I could act like I am. I honestly just give up when I was eight-ish or so. Who the fuck knows, I lost track long time ago. I just give no fucks now.
Three, I was once a teenage girl who also couldn't give a fuck anymore. So I killed myself, but I am alive. I now live as a growing boy who is turning into a man (I said in the manliest voice I could make). Yup, that's it!
Wait..do you guys remember Bianchi's dead boyfriend who looks like an older Lambo? Yeah, I am that guy, luckily no Bianchi for me yet. Until next time!
A/N: I made a..thing. It's early in the morning, I still haven't slept yet. :p
