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Author Note- I managed to keep my promise... And sooner than I thought, too! Here's the next chapter! Things are starting to heat up! Oh, I put a small Fairy Tail saluate in this chapter, so I hope you like it.
"'Normal'"
"Mini-con/Flashback"
"'Demon/Really Anger'"
"Naruto's alien tongue/magic devices"
-"Com"- or -'mind com link'-
Ch.7 "Stranded Ninja and Transformer Problems!"
"Agh…" Naruto groaned after meeting with her kind and the Hokage via hologram screen. It seems within two weeks time, their planet was indeed going to jump the cosmos, so now she had to explore. "Why me?" Naruto sighed, programming the ship to automatically locate where in the cosmos they land so she could reconnect with her two "bosses" so she could tell them what they would need to do.
"Hey, Naruto." Naruto turned to see Sasuke and Kiba standing next to her, though nearby in a seat Kakashi was reading his porn book.
"Yo, what do you guys want? Oh, we got to go through the tunnel and explore if that's what you want to know." Naruto sighed, annoyed. Her wires were aching from not being in use for so long and it was just about half a day in the Konoha time since she had been piloting!
"Well, how do you pilot this ship with just gloves?" Kiba asked as Akamaru barked on top of Kiba's head.
"…I'm a robot, dude. A robot that used to have a giant ship as part of her body." Sasuke and Kiba sweated as they realized Naruto was in a sour mood. "Think of it like your brain controls your body with the wires connecting off of me. However, the glove thing is much like the Suna dude with the puppets. My fingers control the ship as if it is a puppet on strings. It's really simple once you get used to it."
"…So, how long does the planet have?" Sasuke asked, knowing she did not understand how the ship works even if Naruto explained it to her.
"About two weeks or so."
"Huh? But we only got here in half a day!" Kiba shouted in shock as the Suna team came in, wondering what was going on.
"Yes, but that's because the planet moves very slow as most of its speed is in spinning around to keep gravity going." Naruto sighed. "There is no gravity in space, so if you put thrust on something like a ship, it's going to go and go fast with enough power in the thrust."
"So, we are traveling really fast?" Temari asked as her brothers cocked their heads.
"In a sense. But, you guys and gals aren't feeling it because I am keeping gravity in here just like on our planet. If I have to go into warp space or increase the speed, then I would have you all get in the seats as it would be rough. Luckily, this tunnel is pretty well built up, so we won't have a bumpy ride through it." Naruto let out a sigh, seeing the ship was ready to go through the space tunnel. She just hoped nothing bad was on the end.
"Speaking of which, what's in space anyways that's harmful to humans?" Kankurou asked.
"Nothing."
"Then why we wearing these suits?" Sasuke growled.
"Because of that nothing. Space is like a vacuum. No pressure, no air. You're insides would be sucked out through your mouth, nose, and rear end as well as your eyes would pop out." Everyone even Kakashi paled in the room as Naruto continued. "You humans are very delicate. You require a right mixture of certain elements and constant atmospheric pressure just to be able to breathe. If was just myself, I wouldn't have to worry about any of that as I am designed for space travel and such."
"S-Sorry, Naruto." Sasuke stuttered as the humans backed away from the furious blond.
"Huh?" Naruto blinked when one of her wires moved. "Really?"
"What's wrong, Naruto?" Kakashi asked as Naruto's fingers furious worked in the gloves for several holoscreens to come up.
"Turbofox said that two people are in the vents." Naruto sighed, looking through the screens.
"Huh? Maybe two of us are trying to pull a prank." Sasuke sighed as Kiba whined as to why no one asked him to join.
"No, they were in the cargo bay when we launched." Kakashi instantly took interested and looked at Naruto.
"What were they wearing?" Kakashi asked.
"… She says they are wearing black cloaks with red clouds on them." Naruto then got a map of the ship up as none of the cameras had the two freeloaders on them, so she was scanning the ship for heat signatures and finally got a lock. "Yep, in the ventilation… Another thing I wouldn't have if I didn't have organic beings on board." Everyone sweated as they guess Naruto was going through old robot mode and grumbling about everything.
"Naruto, I heard there is a group called the Akatsuki who where cloaks like that and I heard they might be after you. Those two could be dangerous criminals." Kakashi snapped his book shut and got up, serious.
"… Okay… Since they haven't noticed Turbofox yet, I'll have her scare them out as they happen to be in the vents near here." Naruto sighed, having the door open of the cockpit room and everyone looked at the hallway.
"…What are those glowing lights?" Everyone sweated when they heard screams and several loud bangs before the one of the vents slammed onto the ground with two men.
"I'm a ninja! Nin nin!" Turbofox chimed hanging upside down from the vent opening with her hands together in a hand seal.
"Now, that's funny!" Naruto grinned with a laugh as Kakashi instantly recognized the two men as they got up as Sasuke recognized one.
"Crap. That hurt." Kisame groaned.
"Itachi…" Both Kisame and Itachi shrank in fear as a towering Sasuke with an evil smirk on her face was before them and she was popping her fists. "You have some explaining to, especially with the information I found out about the Uchiha clan and also why the heck I am a girl?"
"…" Both criminal gulped as Kisame left his sword in the cargo bay as it was too big to fit in the vents.
"Yo! No fighting in my ship!" Naruto shouted as both Uchiha and the Kiri missing-nin sweated when several small devices appeared in the hall and one shot a laser blast above their heads as to show it was a weapon. "I don't want to clean organic waste like blood of my ship, even if Sasuke wants to beat her brother to an inch of death and then dunk him in molten slag. Plus, if we do encounter other life, what do you think they will think seeing two dead bodies on board from clearly wounds of one of their kind?" Naruto snapped, sending off killer intent that even somewhat scared the Jônin and two missing-nin. "So, you two, have two choices. One is to behave and pretend to be normal ninja and we'll let you live and leave this ship without complications when we return to our planet. Number two is I active all staff's suits on and instantly eliminate the atmosphere in here to match the conditions outside of this ship and kill you both in a horrible fashion as neither of you are wearing the proper suit to survive in the vacuum of space."
"…Okay, now I want to know why the heck this kid isn't in the Akatsuki." Kisame growled at Itachi who just shrugged.
"I guess we are caught. Don't worry, Kakashi, we both value our lives and plus we were only ordered to observe Naruto-kun after word was going around that the blond was an alien from space." Itachi sighed while getting up.
"I see… So, no planning to kidnap the blond alien?" Kakashi asked, narrowing his visible eye.
"You think we would have gonna on this thing if we were?" Kisame growled. "Speaking of which, where are we?"
"Next to a tunnel in space about to go through it as our planet about to move solar systems." Naruto said in an everyday tone.
"…So, we are not even on the planet?" Kisame paled when everyone, well except Naruto as she was sending a message to the Hokage of the situation, nodded at them. "…You know, when I joined the Akatsuki, I didn't think this was a part of my contract."
"Wait… We had contracts?" Everyone sweated at Itachi as Kisaem sweated.
"It was a metaphor."
"Oh, sorry." Itachi sighed. "But, I think Kisame would agree we will not fight back or cause any harm here as all as we don't have be in the cargo bay when this thing takes off again."
"Yeah… We discovered how dangerous cargo can be." Kisame added.
"Hey! That's because you guys weren't in the area Naruto put seals on the cargo to keep the cargo around me from moving!" Both criminals paled when they saw Turbofox land behind them.
"Translation. You were in the wrong spot as I made a safe zone for Turbofox there as she couldn't fit in the seats." Naruto sighed.
"Wait, you were mad when he had the Hokage forced us to go, but you were fine with bringing Turbofox along?" Sasuke glared at Naruto.
"Hello. We are both robots. We are not affected by the vacuum of space. I just look human and my body is designed to survive attacks by being malleable instead of hard like metal." Naruto let out a sigh as the humans sweated.
"…You're not just an alien, but an alien robot?" Itachi asked as pure confusion was on his face.
"Hai. And older than the Bijuu ages put together. Especially since I am the only one of my kind that is old enough to remember my home world before it was destroyed and we crashed landed on your planet millions of years ago." Naruto growled. "Speaking of which, I'm going through the warp tunnel, so there is kind of no turning back." Naruto sighed, having her ship slip into the tunnel, though none of the humans could see it as she didn't have the holoscreens up in the cockpit.
"Woah… I don't feel so good." Kisame instantly began to turn green as Kakashi was pale as both were feeling strange feelings. It was like feeling light headed and everything was spinning.
"Crap!" Naruto sensed what was going one with the two behind her and everyone was confused when a barrier suddenly appeared under them.
"Huh? That strange feeling went away." Kakashi sighed, rubbing his head as it had a headache.
"What feeling?" Kiba asked before everyone nearly ended up nearly falling onto the floor when Naruto sped the ship into speeds way above the sound barrier and the plate Itachi found before landed on the floor. Naruto let out a sigh of relief, showing the ship down once out of the tunnel. "What the heck was that for, Naruto? You could have warned us!" Kiba shouted as the rest of the "crew" ran to the cockpit, shocked at seeing their two stowaways.
"Sorry, but the barrier I put around those two wouldn't last long." Naruto said as the barrier beneath Kakashi and Kisame dissolved away. "But… We have a major problem now."
"What problem?" Kakashi asked with worry.
"Simple. At least I got my answer as to why none of my kind ever upgrade pass looking like human youth." Naruto sighed while turning to the group. "It seems because of the unstable nature of that kind of wrap tunnels, flexible minds are good with it, but as humans age, their minds become weaker and those two over there almost had their minds separated from their bodies." Kakashi and Kisame pale as Sasuke blinked.
"But, Itachi's eighteen, he should have felt the effects as well, right?" Sasuke asked, confused.
"The mind's flexible probably stays till the cracks in your skull fully close completely and stop brain growth which doesn't fully close completely till early twenties depending on the humans." All the humans sweated at the blond. "But, it seems we will be needed to inform my people to put up a planetary barrier up as the barrier I just used on Kakashi and the other guy worked fine for the problem."
"You should know my name is Kisame." Kisame frowned, glaring at the blond. If the blond was really a robot, he couldn't chop his arms off, right?
"Alice-0013." A holoscreen appeared before Naruto for everyone to stare at the kid covered in dark robes with a red orb on her robe that was the image. "I am glad I was able to get connection back with you."
"I am called Naruto now, hime." Naruto sighed as everyone looked at Naruto with shock as she began to speak in a musical like voice, yet her voice was now somehow robotic and in a strange language similar to something like music. "You need to get our best barrier protectors out. I discovered human adults can possibly have their minds separated from their bodies as they don't have flexible minds."
"I see. I understand. I shall have that done… But, you know Dorothy-1020 is very mad at you for leaving the planet without saying goodbye." The girl let out a sigh.
"I know… This was a rushed thing… Let me check out what I came for as I also got to call the Hokage." Naruto sighed, hurrying to figure out at least if the planet would forever be in a barrier, pulling up the large holoscreen for the humans to see quite a vase amount of blackness with all sorts of stars around and a large one like a sun nearby. "Thank goodness. We're in the safe zone… And ironically, from what I am calculating, we won't even have to change our calendars!" Naruto chuckled.
"What are you talking about?" Itachi asked as Kisame and he looked at the blond.
"Simple. Our planet won't experience instant extinction thanks to moving." Naruto sighed as both criminals paled. "And, lucky, from what I can tell, our planet will be landing right in a perfect spot in this solar system to not worry orbit around this sun as it will be a similar path without getting in the way of other planets…"
"So, what about life around us?" Kakashi asked.
"Give me a sec. I got to inform the Hokage of the news I found." Naruto glared at Kakashi behind her visor as another smaller holoscreen came up with the Hokage on it.
"Hello, Naruto… Are those two-"
"Yes. Don't worry. I made them agree to be good or else we throw them into the vacuum of space and watch them die in a very painful fashion." Naruto sighed as the Hokage sweated along with everyone in the room. "However, I am having my people put up a barrier around the planet as it seems adults can suffer from the move through the tunnel via getting their minds separated from their bodies. Other than that, don't worry about changing the calendar system as we will be landing in an orbit tract where it will be the same as where the planet currently is."
"I understand. So, I guess you will be now looking to see if there is life on other planets?" The Hokage said with some relief.
"Yes. I am currently searching for any nearby satellites and such in case." Naruto sighed. "But, from what I have already in my map of the galaxy in my head. One planet is probably able to hold life as the other in this safe zone is just in the worst spot to make a stable atmosphere on any kind thanks to size and temperature. I'll head over to that one good planet to check it out as from what I see, we are going to be very close neighbors."
"I see… Naruto, is it possible for me to talk to Uchiha Itachi there alone?" The Hokage sighed.
"Hai. With Sasuke though." Naruto sighed, looking at Sasuke. "Sasuke, take Itachi to the cable you're staying in and I can seen the link there. Plus, Hokage, make sure she doesn't hurt Itachi too bad."
"Naruto!" Naruto blinked as she felt a strange feeling in her body and her hair slightly glowed golden, though no one noticed as it quickly stopped.
"What Turbofox?" Naruto asked before seeing everyone getting blinded as the plate Itachi had glowed brightly and formed a jet black Mini-con with dark purple markings, wheels on its legs and arms, and red eyes while its face kind of made the Mini-con look like metal ninja. "… Holy, where'd you come from?"
"From the plate." The Mini-con said in an aloof manner while Itachi blinked as he understood the Mini-con.
"No, I mean your plate doesn't just appear suddenly on a spaceship." Naruto sighed before looking at the Akatsuki duo. "Okay, which one of you picked up the green panel?" Itachi raised his hand and Naruto let out a sigh. "I see. When did you pick it up?"
"Just before following you into your little base and getting on the ship. I found it embedded in a tree and pulled it out to study it better, but put it in my cloak when we nodded you were moving while following you." Itachi sighed. "But, how the heck can an alien come from a plate of metal?"
"It's a stasis plate."" Itachi looked at the aloof Mini-con.
"Yeah… Think of it as alien tech version of sealing." Naruto sighed.
"Blackfire!" The aloof black Mini-con looked at Turbofox. "It's been so long, my friend!"
"Not too long for me… You're still loud." Blackfire sighed in a robotic way. "Where's my twin bro, Sparkfire?"
"No idea. Our ship hit Naruto's ship and now everyone else could be anywhere." Turbofox sighed back.
"…Naruto, translate please?" Sasuke sighed as everyone else was just hearing beeps and computer noises.
"The new robot is Blackfire and these two are friends and Blackfire asked if the other robot knows where his twin is." Itachi replied as everyone sweated at him. "What? Can't you understand them?"
"Itachi, I guess since you picked up the plate, it download the Mini-con language in your brain since you woke up Blackfire." Naruto sighed as she felt a headache coming on. "To everyone else, they are making computer noises."
"Oh…" Itachi sighed before getting yanked by his little sibling toward the cabins. Blackfire followed, wondering why the person who woke him up was crying.
"Are you sure it's alright to let those two be alone?" Kakashi asked in worry.
"Don't worry. If they start fighting, I can quickly stop it. But, Kakashi, could you help Kisame find a suit and get one for Itachi. We can put up an act for them of being two other adults for this mission if they stay in their current attire… Make sure to take all weapons and such from them though to make sure they keep with their deal." Naruto growled with killer intent.
"S-Sure. My sword is in the cargo bay." Kisame sheepishly laughed as all the humans decided to leave the blond alone and left the cockpit.
"I see that your old body is making you grumpy." The girl in the holoscreen sighed as Naruto had the Hokage's link go to Sasuke's cabin.
"Yeah. I haven't done this for a while." Naruto let out a sigh. "I really didn't need the extra worries of humans on my back."
"I know… Plus, don't do anything dangerous…"
"… You know I can't promise you I will survive this." Naruto said in a somber tone. "You know how old I am… The fact I haven't crumbled apart yet is a miracle. But… Don't tell any of the other princesses. I don't need them worrying about me."
The girl looked at Naruto, her blue eyes showing as the hood moved enough to show her eyes and the brown skin around them. "I know… I just don't want to see your fiery kororo to finally be blown out. You practically raised all of us Princesses."
"I know… I know…" Naruto blinked as she managed to find satellites and sighed. "Great… It looks like we indeed highly possibly have intelligent neighbors." Naruto sighed while charting a course to the planet the satellites were near.
~~~Decepticon Moon Base~~~
"I got a lock on the Mini-con!" Cyclonus shouted with joy. Megatron instantly glared at the moron bot.
"So, where is it?" Megatron growled, annoyed that the Transformer wasn't giving him the information quickly as they had been waiting a good while to figure out the location of the Mini-con that just awaken.
"It's…Huh? It's moving?" Cyclonus shouted in shock as all the Decepticons look at the chopper Transformer with interested. "The Mini-con is moving through space! And quite fast!"
"…A spaceship?" Megatron asked with interested.
"Possibly!" Cyclonus chuckled. "Should we head out and get it?"
"…Where does it look like the Mini-con is headed?" Megatron asked, a smirk forming on his metallic lips.
"Um… Here? Well, I mean, to this planet!" Cyclonus stuttered.
"I see." Megatron chuckled. "Then we'll wait as the Mini-con is coming to us. Keep up an optic for the Auto-bots as even with the fact we are already in space, they could try to get the Mini-con before it reaches this planet." Megatron smirked as it seems luck was on his side today.
~~~Auto-bots' Earth Base~~~
"I have a lock onto the Mini-con." Red Alert said as everyone looked at the large computer screen.
"Finally! It was taking forever!" Billy shouted as they had been waiting for hours.
"And it's moving." Red Alert said as the humans looked at the Auto-bot with shock.
"What do you mean it's moving?" Fred whined while Alexis raised an eyebrow.
"Is it on a moving asteroid?" Alexis asked.
"No, it's moving too fast for it to be on an asteroid." Red Alert sighed. "It's too far away for me to get a visible, but from what I am tracking, it's heading for Earth."
"So, it's a spaceship, Red Alert?" Optimus Prime asked, knowing a space ship when he saw one being tracked. The speed of the tracker on the screen was like a small battle ship from Cybertron.
"Possibly." Red Alert said, working at the computer, trying to get information on the ship. Hopefully, they weren't tracking a Decepticon ship.
"Is that possibly?" Hot Shot asked. "I mean, how can a Mini-con be coming here on a spaceship when they landed on this planet?"
"You forgot about our little pest." The serious Blurr sighed, wanting to get out there and get the Mini-con before the Decepticons, but remembered the speedy little pest that Hot Shot couldn't catch… However, he did not rub it in to his comrade as he found he had no success in trying to catch the rodent as well. "Didn't you guys say it came out of some mystery metal?"
"Yeah… Possibly, then, whatever aliens hit the Mini-con ship is trying to help some Mini-cons reunite with their friends!" Carlos chimed. "That's pretty chivalrous, dudes!"
"That, or those aliens also want to enslave the Mini-cons." Rad pointed out in a serious tone. They knew other life did exist in the universe thanks to the Transformers and Mini-cons, but they also knew from their experiences with the Decepticons that not all life in the universe is peaceful.
"Well, let's hope it's the first one." Billy sighed.
"Huh. It came through a wormhole." Red Alert managed to get the sensors to scan the strange energy that the space ship had come from. It was clear some kind of wormhole had opened up where the ship had appeared on the radar, which was where the Mini-con and ship came out of.
"You mean, like a blackhole?" Fred asked, scared now.
"No, a wormhole is like the space bridge we use for instant travel." Optimus Prime explained. "However, a wormhole is natural as making wrap gates give off a pretty easy to detect energy signature and you don't know where it connects to."
"So, then, if that's the case, could it be that ship is coming to see what's here?" Alexis asked. Humans were curious beings, so it was possibly the ship was also from a curious race of aliens.
"There is no way we know for sure." Scavenger sighed as Red Alert managed to bring up an image of the ship now that it was in range. "Now… I never seen a ship like that before."
"It kind of looks like a space ship from those Japanese cartoons!" Fred said in shock.
"You mean anime." Rad sighed. "But, yeah, you're right. That's what we humans envision a space ship."
"This is bad." Red Alert frowned, looking at the screen.
"What's bad?" Hot Shot asked for Red Alert to pull up another screen for a familiar chopper Decepticon to be heading towards the ship. "We need to stop that Decepticon Cyclonus! He must be after the Mini-con!"
"Problem, Hot Shot." Blurr groaned. "None of us are flyers. There is no way we could reach that ship in time to help."
"So, we let the Decepticon's get the Mini-con!" Hot Shot shouted in anger.
"No, we try to contact that ship and warn-" Everyone, however, was suddenly shocked when a laser blast went pass Cyclonus, making the Decepticon move out of the way and slightly gazing him before the blast hit the ship, though it tried to dodge the shot, but got hit in the wing.
"Where did that come from?" Alexis shouted as Red Alert tried to find out, but couldn't.
"I don't know… But, I guess something doesn't want that Mini-con or ship getting here." Optimus Prime said, having a bad feeling.
"Naruto? What the heck just happened?" Sakura shouted while running into the cockpit as Naruto was mumbling under her breath in alien tongue which Sakura had to guess were alien robot version curses.
-"Everyone, hold on tight onto something! It seems we aren't the only aliens looking around this system and I got to take evasive action!"- Naruto shouted over a com that went off in everyone suits.
"I hope Naruto knows what she is doing." Kakashi sighed while Kisame and he braced themselves against the hallways as everyone else was in the cabins.
"What's going on, Naruto?" Sakura asked, quickly strapping into one of the seats as Turbofox was using one to hold onto.
"We're, and possibly the lugnut alien probably curious about us heading this way, are under attack." Naruto moved her arms out for the gloves to connect against her skin better and form fingers. Outside, the ship's wings spread out in for of an angelic sort of wings. "We already had one wing clipped, so I need to avoid any more damage." Naruto made the images going on outside show in her visior. She saw more laser blasts heading towards the ship as the strange ship before her some ways got well out of the way.
-"Alright everyone, hold onto your lunch."- Naruto sighed while moving her arms around to get the ship to dodge the blasts while speeding the ship up as she was trying to get out of the firing range of whatever was shooting at them.
"Naruto? Did you forget you have people on board?" Sakura screamed as the ship was doing rolls and making Sakura so glad she was strapped as she already counted six times of being upside down and the rolls kept coming with lots of going side to side quickly.
"I know! I know!" Naruto hissed in annoyance, looking for the source of the attack while dodging the energy blasts while getting closer to the planet. "But, that's why I told everyone to grab hold of something!" Naruto's eyes widen as she catch a glimpse a shadow of what was firing the shot from near the planet's moon. 'No way! That-'
"Crap!" Naruto hissed when one blast hit the same wing and destroyed it. -"Everyone! Prepare for an emergency crash landing!"- Naruto shouted, directing the ship towards the planet, making all of the humans' suits activate to form the helmets as she knew it was not going to be a soft landing. Naruto spread her arms out to activate the barrier shields as her ship hit the planet's atmosphere. However, the barrier didn't provide much protection as one last blast hit the ship in the rocket area of the shield, breaking the shield and destroying the rockets of the ship which began to heat up from the descent. Naruto managed to see where she was head and they were heading towards land, but noticed a desert like area and headed for it as there was no water features was near enough for her to land in time.
"ACK!" Sakura gasped as the ship landed hard on the ground as Naruto slowed the ship down by using the spread out wing still somewhat working for the ship to skid to a stop in a desert just as it was turning dark, nighttime. "Huh?" Sasuke blinked as the ship's lights went out. "Naruto? Are you alright?" Sakura noticed Naruto panting and got out of her the seat she strapped into, finding herself sore from the rough ride, to find Naruto pale.
"Y-Yeah… That just brought back bad memories." Naruto sighed, taking off the gloves. "But, the ship's fried. One's wings out completely and so are the rockets." Naruto groaned as her wires snapped off from the ships' wires above. "We're stuck on this planet till I repair it."
"…Naruto, who the heck made you the pilot?" Kiba groaned, holding his stomach as he came into the opened cockpit with Shikamaru helping the motion sick ninja out as Akamaru followed whimpering.
"Myself as it is my ship." Naruto sighed while getting up. "Is everyone alright?" Naruto asked as everyone began coming into the cockpit.
"Yeah. We discovered our brother's sand controlling abilities also work as a good cushioning for crash landing in space ships." Temari sighed as her brothers and Ino nodded as they were talking when the attack happened. Gaara's sand just automatically filled the cabin they were in and all four of them were fine.
"Naruto… You're a horrible space ship pilot." Naruto glared at Sasuke as Itachi and she came in with Itachi wearing a gray suit while Kisame came in with a blue one, though both had on their Akatsuki coats over the suits to probably hide them as they were embarrassed to have to wear them too.
"Well, let's see, who has more experience? You, how have never been in space, or me who lived most her life in space?" Naruto growled as everyone sweated. "But, we need to be careful. Even though I don't know what kind of life forms live on this planet, it seems we aren't the only aliens hanging around this planet and don't belong to this planet."
"Was that what was firing at us?" Kakashi asked, annoyed as his favorite book now had a slight bent in the cover thanks to the rough ride.
"No… It was something else than the other alien I saw, and it didn't care for the other alien… I'm not sure what it was, hence why we are going to take the ninja approach to this problem and hid the ship before either comes looking for us." Naruto turned to Gaara. "Gaara, I happened to land in a desert. Can you control the sand to lift the ship and hid the damage made by the ship?"
"Hai." Gaara nodded. "But, what are we going to do?"
"Simple. Since we landed in a desert, then hopefully there are some caves nearby. We'll hide the ship, but we need to hurry. If there really is life on this planet and intelligent to at least human level where you are at, they will investigate this place as soon as possible." Naruto sighed. "Turbofox, I will need your assistance…" Naruto sweated as did all the humans as they saw the Mini-con still gripping the seat enough for it to have crumbled some under her grip and was shaking. "Er… Sorry for the scary landing, but you can let go of the seat now."
"S-Sorry…" Turbofox sheepishly got off the seat before Naruto led the group out of the ship… After having to kick the door out, easily scaring the S-rank criminals and making Kiba think twice of making fun of the blond as she launched the door a pretty good distance away with just one kick.
"Wow. It's like our planet… At least sky and cloud wise." Shikamaru sighed, glad one thing was similar as they got out of the ship as he looked at the sky as the sun was setting in the distance in similar colors to the sun sets back on their planet.
"Yes… It seems the atmosphere here is similar as I can detect oxygen and such. However, I need to analyze the air to make sure there aren't any possible toxins with the usual elements." Naruto sighed as all the Konoha ninja sweated as Gaara used sand to lift the damaged space ship easily off the ground. "Turbofox, I need to find a large enough cave to hide the ship. Don't mind transforming?"
"Sure!" Turbofox chimed before transforming into a sleek motorcycle with a strange pouch on the back, shocking all but Team Seven as Naruto got on Turbofox.
"You better be careful, Turbofox." Blackfire sighed, having been quiet most of this time as he was studying the beings around him. He sat in with the "Uchiha" as the two sibling beings known as Sasuke and Itachi were called with a talk with some weird looking being called Hokage. It seems for some reason, Itachi killed off the Uchiha beings because they were beginning to become much like Blackfire knew the Decepticons acted and gave Itachi a deal to allow him back home in exchange of helping with the mission of exploring the world they just crashed into.
"I will! Naruto will help me out if I need any help!" Turbofox chimed as Naruto drove off on Turbofox in hopes of finding a hiding place.
~~~~Several Hours Later~~~~
~~~Auto-bot's Base~~~
"Behind me is the believed spot where an asteroid had been believed to have hit." A reporter said, standing before several vehicles behind her along with people in different outfits and such moving around in the desert. "However, now, many people believe it is possibly a UFO as metal litter had been found and seems to be made from some kind of plane. The authorities and local government, however, have no comment and currently searching for the major part of the asteroid that has disappeared from the sight as it also seems that the evidence of the UFO crash was tried to be erase. If anyone has information, they need to call…"
"Man. Those aliens seemed to survive that crash." Fred sighed, glad that the aliens didn't die, but was kind of scared as their ship had vanished.
"Yeah. They probably don't know what attacked them and hid just in case." Alexis sighed. "But, since it seems the Auto-bot's lost the Mini-con signal during the ship's descent into the atmosphere, the Decepticons also lost that Mini-con."
"Yeah, but I wonder what those aliens are like." Billy said. "Maybe their skin is green or they can't stand sunlight hence why they hid their ship."
"Yeah, you know, they could be like space vampires, dudes." Carlos added.
"Guys, I don't think they would be that far off in image alien images of fiction." Rad sighed as Hot Shot came up, annoyed. "Uh-oh. Slag still giving you the slip?"
"Yeah. Whatever alien race that thing belong to must be made to hide." Hot Shot groaned, tired of chasing the tiny creature.
"Like ninja." Carlos chimed.
"Ninja?" Hot Shot asked, confused.
"Yeah, ninja are assassins who kill through the shadows and from Japan!" Billy sighed. "Though, they are just fiction."
"Oh, well, I prefer the western cowboy shows you humans have. I like the gunslinger moves." Hot Shot chimed before seeing Slag hop towards the television the kids set up in the base. "Woah! Come-"
"Meow! Meow!" Hot Shot blinked as Slag hopped up to where the television screen was and began pawing at it when pieces of the "asteroid/UFO" were being shown though it was melted metal.
"Hey, do you know what that ship is?" Alexis asked Slag for it to nod. "So, do you know where it is if we brought you to it?"
"Meow! Meow!" The cabbit mewed while nodding.
"Hey, Hot Shot, let's trust Slag and see if he leads us to the ship!" Carlos chimed. "I mean, if we can track down the ship, we can track down the Mini-con!"
"But, I don't think Slag is a dog, guys." Fred said as Slag cocked its head.
"Well, we have nothing to loss and for once the pest won't be a pest." Hot Shot grinned to going yelp when Slag had managed to jump high enough to scratch his face, which quite a high jump for the tiny creature.
"Meow!" Slag hopped down and jumped into Alexis's arms which the human sighed before petting the creature. The creature purred happily as HotShot glared at it.
"Let's hurry before Slag decides to go back into hiding." Rad chuckled as well as the other humans at the fact the strange creature scratched the hot headed Auto-bot's face.
"Yeah… I agree." Hot Shot mumbled, rubbing his face. Who knew such a tiny thing could have such a temper?
A motorcycle rider wearing a black and orange motocross suit with matching helmet with ninetail fox decals rode down the streets of a town on a sleek bike.
-"Naruto, you better not be doing anything stupid!"- Naruto flinched from the loud voice that went through her com.
-'Don't worry, Sakura. All I am doing is scouting the life here… Ironically, it seems humans are quite versatile as this planet is also full of humans. However, here, they focused more of technology and less on their bodies like in our world.'- Naruto let out a sigh while heading out of the town and hopped off the highway and began offroading. –'Plus, I was seeing what the humans here dressed like so you guys and gals could make proper disguises till we can make sure if the humans here are a threat to our planet or not.'-
-"Well, hurry up. We are making ramen and I think Kiba and shark guy are going to eat it all if you don't hurry."-
"Nobody touches my beloved ramen but me!" Naruto shouted as she had Turbofox speed up.
"Yesh, Naruto. You like ramen as if it's refined oil." Turbofox sighed.
"That's because ramen is the food of the creators and gods! Now hurry!" Naruto chimed before feeling her hair move and noticed it slightly glowed in her helmet before slightly looking over her shoulder to find a yellow vehicle behind her that she remembered was one of the vehicles she seen in the town.
"That's not a normal vehicle." Naruto said in her alien tongue.
"Oh, boy. Don't tell me that you think that this is what attacked us." Turbofox groaned as Naruto went into a different direction, not wanting to lead the car to where her friends and the ship.
"No idea, but we are about to find out." Naruto said as she stopped in front of a rock cliff and the vehicle stopped as well.
"Hey! Don't get out!" Naruto blinked in shock that the vehicle spoke in the language her friends spoke as from what she was seeing going through the human town before had a different written language, but tensed as the door of the vehicle.
"Woah! Slag!" Naruto's eyes widen when a familiar creature jumped out of the vehicle.
"Meow!" A cabbit mewed while hopping towards Naruto.
"Glass Rabbit!"
"Woah!" Turbofox fell over as Naruto hopped off her and hugged the strange cat-rabbit mixed creature.
"I can't believe it! You're still alive! Do you know how long I have been searching for you?" Naruto cried while hugging the cabbit.
"Meow!" The cabbit cried back as several human teens came out of the vehicle.
"No way, dudes. I think we just reunited pet with owner." Naruto looked at a tanned boy to notice there were four boys and one girl in front of her.
"More like pest to pest maker." The vehicle groaned. "But, can any of you understand a word that kid is saying cuz I can't."
"No clue. Though, the dude sounds like one of those Vocaloid videos I seen on YouTube." The brown hair teen sighed as Naruto got up, holding onto Glass Rabbit.
"Naruto! Why the heck did you drop me?" Everyone looked at the motorbike which turned into the Mini-con Turbofox. "Serious! You could have messed up my paintjob!"
"No way!" Naruto smacked her forehead as Turbofox realized what she did and noticed the human children. "So, you must be the Mini-con the Auto-bots detected in that space ship!"
"Wait? Auto-bots?" Turbofox asked.
"One of the two group of Transformers fighting over your kind, Turbofox?" Naruto let out a sigh when Turbofox nodded. –'Sakura, make sure to save me some ramen… I think I just ran into a problem.'-
-"What is it, Naruto?"-
-'I think this is the planet the Mini-cons landed on as I am standing before a Transformer. However, so far, no fighting. If it ends up that way, I will be getting out of here quickly.'-
-"I see…"- Naruto heard Sakura groaned, understanding Naruto was trying to stay safe while connecting information. She had been very adamant that they do this mission carefully, especially with their "escape route" blocked till Naruto could fix the ship.
"Don't worry. We aren't going to hurt you or your alien buddy." The human girl said while stepping forwards. "However, you could be in danger as the Decepticons are also here on this planet searching for the Mini-cons."
"Great." The humans recoiled when Naruto spoke in their language. "Well, don't worry. Turbofox and her pal that activated on my ship are in trusted hands." The humans gasped in awe when Naruto's helmet spilt in some areas and dissolved away to expose Naruto's head and let her wire drop down. "But, Turbofox won't be leaving me. She's my nakama and friend."
"Woah? Who are you?" The obese human teen asked in shock.
"I am Uzumaki Naruto, known as ALICE-0013 by my people. But, I am here on a mission." Naruto narrowed her eyes at the children.
"What? What mission?" A skinny blond asked, glaring at the blond.
"D-Don't tell me you're here to take over our planet!" The obese human went into a panic.
"…Yesh… The human here are just as overreacting as Gaia." Naruto sighed, head dropped. Humans really did have quite an imagination.
"Gaia? Is that what your planet is called?" The only female of the group asked. She was serious and looking at the blond suspiciously.
'I wonder why?' Naruto thought before dropping it. "Hai, hai. My mission is to see if this planet has life and if it did, make sure it is not a threat to Gaia as right now, our planet is moving into this solar system."
"WHAT?" All the humans, plus Auto-bot, shouted. Naruto guessed that neither race ever seen a wrap-tunnel take a planet out of a solar system.
"Yeah… A warp-tunnel formed and now my home is about to end up here. Luckily, Gaia is gonna end up in the safe zone for life. However… Now, we have to worry about this planet."
"Hey, at least you speak one of our languages, dude!" The tanned human chimed. "There won't be any misunderstandings!"
"…Problem. Gaia isn't as developed as this planet."
"Isn't as developed? You mean tech wise?" The brown hair human asked in shock. "Then how did you get here?"
"Well, well, lookie here!" The humans and Naruto looked up for Naruto to see the same strange flying thing she saw in space. "Two Mini-cons!" Naruto noticed the shock and anger in the humans eyes before the blond realized what the large metal object said.
"Nani? Dude, get your optic sensors check. I'm not a Mini-con." Naruto sighed as Turbofox saw the purple, sharp face symbol on the flying vehicle.
"Naruto! Decepticon! We need to get out of here!"
"Sure. I expected something like this might happen and with Glass Rabbit with me, now I can do this with ease." Naruto said while putting her hands together in the ram hand seal and Glass Rabbit on her head. "Just hold on, Turbofox."
"Huh? Where are you going?" The flying contraction turned into a large robot. It made Naruto flinched, remembering that was an ability her kind used to have, though now it was gone.
"A ninja never tells!" Naruto chimed as Turbofox grabbed her and then the blond disappeared, warping away with her Mini-con pal.
"So, cool! Alien ninja!" The tanned human chimed before getting dragged inside the car Auto-bot.
"Carlos, you forgot the crazy Decepticon is outside!" The girl shouted. "Hit the gas, Hot Shot!"
"You don't have to tell me!" Hot Shot shouted, going in reverse as the trigger happy Decepticon started using the Auto-bot for target practice.
"Yo!" Everyone in the cave jumped when Naruto suddenly appeared before them. "Seems I was right… This is the planet the rest of the Mini-cons landed on."
"What's the blond talking about?" Kisame asked his partner's sister as it seemed only that Uchiha and the pink hair girl could understand the blond alien half the time. Luckily, in exchange of allowing Itachi and him to keep their mouths shut about the Akatsuki, Konoha is willing to take both criminals as they both would go willingly as well as long as they do community service-the current space mission is included with it-and they couldn't do any outside missions till the Akatsuki were gone or till they proved their loyalty to Konoha completely. Kisame didn't mind as he was kind of tired of the poor work and junk he dealt with in the Akatsuki as well as the fact he personally was only in the Akatsuki to escape the hunter-nin. Itachi, on the other hand, Kisame didn't know if he got a good deal or not from the fact his sister kept glaring daggers in him whenever he got near her and that did not includes the times the girl tried to jump and attack him.
"Simple, Turbofox and Blackfire's kind." Sasuke sighed as the Mini-con Blackfire sat between Itachi and her, not minding being used as a "peace" shield as Sasuke would try to beat up Itachi at times when she has the chance. "But, what's the problem with that?"
"The humans-well, except the few I met-don't know this, but they got Transformers hiding and trying to find the Mini-cons here which were one of the two unknown aliens I was talking about." Naruto sighed as Sakura noticed what was on Naruto's head as well as Ino.
"Oh, how cute! An alien pet!" Ino cooed as Glass Rabbit relaxed on Naruto's head, hugging it.
"Nope. Meet Glass Rabbit. My intelligent magic device I have been searching everywhere for. I just gave up at home, but it looks like she was on this planet instead of our own!" Naruto grinned happily while pointing at Glass Rabbit.
"So, what? It's a rabbit." Kiba chuckled.
"Actually, she is part of me." Kiba as well as the other humans paled. "Without her, I have to use lengthy chants or short cut for spells I know real well and I can't warp long distances. However, now that I have her back, I'm back hundred… Okay, not one hundred percent, but close!" Naruto chimed with a grin.
"…Wait, so you mean that's the device that helps you change forms for battle?" Sakura asked for Naruto to nod. "… How is that possible that cute thing is something for that?" Everyone in the cave had to agree with Sakura.
"Because Glass Rabbit has three forms. She has been in mobile form, looking for me. She had inactive mode and then the mode for activating my two other forms." Naruto explained as her clothes changed into their usual form.
"Meow!" Glass Rabbit back flipped off Naruto's had to shine slightly and morph into a blond pompom tail with a glassy gray crystal acted as a clip and it connected to where Naruto's tail bone.
"…It's your tail?" Kakashi asked as everyone stared at the happy blond.
"Hai!" Naruto saluted, now really happy to have Glass Rabbit back. "It was really awkward the last few years not having my tail!" Naruto chimed while wagging her rear with her tail going back and forth as she loved her tail. The human saying "You never know what you have till it's gone" is very true to Naruto and her tail.
"…Is it me or that brat has major mood swings." Naruto instantly glared at Kisame.
"Nope… Naruto is just a really expressive person." Sasuke sighed as Blackfire, Itachi, and she ducked as Kisame dodged the rocks the blond threw at him in anger.
"Well, at least we know the air here is fine to breathe even though more polluted than ours for some reason, humans live here, and they have better technology." Kakashi sighed as the group gathered around the campfire they made, wearing their clothes they brought as they didn't need to wear the suits anymore. "Hey, Naruto, what kind of language the humans here speak?" Kakashi asked as Naruto stopped her rock assault.
"At first, I thought it was different as their written system is different from ours, however, they speak the same language as us. Though, from how one the humans with one of the two Transformers I met spoke, this planet has multiple languages and we just happened to land in an area where they speak ours, just they don't have the same writing system."
"I see… And our clothing is somewhat alright if we make ourselves look like civilians?" Kakashi asked.
"Hai! Though, the human's have a strange taste in clothing." Naruto produced a holoscreen before them and showed them all the styles she noticed while looking around the closest human town. This included goth style and other teenage styles as Naruto passed several clothing stores with such fashions up.
"Oh! I like that dress!" Ino chimed at the frilly purple dress Naruto showed.
"Ino, this isn't being a girl time, but thinking of what clothes you have to make a disguise with." Sasuke sighed as Ino sweated and sheepishly smiled at her ex-crush.
"Yeah…Sakura, Kakashi, you two might need to say behind. It seems here pink and sliver is not natural born hair colors for humans." Naruto sighed as both nodded. "Plus, Kisame-san can't go either thanks to your skin and we rather not put up a henge or genjutsu just encase the humans here are immune to such illusions."
"Sure, I don't mind." Kisame sighed, knowing his skin would freak people out. If his skin was more human colored, he probably wouldn't be so scary to people… till he smiled that is.
"Alright! Where's my ramen?" Naruto chimed as everyone sweated.
"What? I told her that to get her to get back here quickly." Sakura sighed, holding some instantly ramen cups as Naruto drooled at the sight of them.
'…If we had known the Kyuubi Jinchuriki was addicted to ramen, we would have just bribed her to join the Akatsuki… If we were still in it." Itachi and Kisame thought in unison, sweating as Naruto was so hyper for ramen. Both criminals put down the more human a robot is, the more weird it is as Blackfire and Turbofox were actually pretty normal compared to Naruto.
"Alright… So, it seems some kind of humanoid robot has the Mini-con, huh?" Megatron asked, quite annoyed someone had fired at the ship the Mini-con was in and made them lost the signal. However, he was glad that the Mini-con was still alive and there for him to take. Yet, now he was also curious about the human like robot.
"Yes, sir. I thought it was a Mini-con because I had on heat sensors, but then the bot managed to warp away with the Mini-con with ease. The bot called itself a Nin-ga or something like that." Cyclonus reported. "Luckily, it seems the Nin-ga didn't like the Auto-bots as Hot Shot was there, but the Mini-con and it got away from both of us. But at least made the Auto-bot wish he wasn't there!" Cyclonus chimed, happy he got to shot his guns today.
"…Hm…" Megatron smirked. "Thank you for the report, Cyclonus. I want that human like robot called Nin-ga. It could prove to be… very useful against the Auto-bots." Megatron chuckled as Sideways looked at the Decepticon leader through the shadows.
'Hmph. There's no way Alice will take orders from a fool like you, Megatron. That stubborn bot doesn't understand the meeting of following the rules… Including when it comes to dying… But, she is a bot that is controls the Alterworld of Madness and Insanity.' Sideways lightly chuckled at that thought. However, now that Alice was on Earth, he was going to have a harder time shifting the tables. 'So, I best eliminate her before she can ruin my fun.' Sideways got up and left the room, planning how to dismantle Alice. 'Oh, where's Starscream? I need to talk to him and keep twisting the strings in the Decepticons.'
"Zzzzzz" The Mini-cons poked Starscream in his makeshift bed, trying to see if the Decepticon was still alive as he had been sleeping for quite a bit of time.
~~~Earth, Unknown Location~~~
"So, it is clear the UFO is an alien space ship." A shadow asked while in a poorly lit room.
"Yes. It seems they hidden their ship, probably having been taken out of space by something else. However, it wasn't near any of the satellites with cameras to make sure." Another shadow added while nodding.
"Alright." One of the shadows stood up and got into the light to show it was a dark skin man wearing a suit. "We need to get to these aliens before they contact humans. We cannot have the same thing happen twice in history." All the shadows nodded, remembering what had happen to their kind before when exposing themselves to humans. It was not good, which was why they help the human governments keep such mistakes from happening again.
Done! Now, don't worry! Next chapter, there will be Transformer VS Ninja action!... Well, don't expect the next chapter up soon. I am trying to get some of my other stories updated some, but I am at least back on the roll compared to the long un-updating period I was in before near the end of school. Till then, enjoy my my other stories as well!
