Request: was by a guest on archive for a tea party with Sally, Jane, Hoody and Nico but I got distracted by Masky/Hoody fluff. Maybe I'll write a more to the point tea party shot later but for now this is what I wrote.


"Hoody! Hoody! Hoodyhoodyhoodyhoody!" Sally screeched rushing down the hall and bursting into Hoody and Masky's room. She jumped up on their bed bouncing next to where Hoody was curled into Masky's arm jerking them both out of sleep.

"Wh-wha?" Hoody asked at the same time that Masky flipped over pulling a gun out of their bedside drawer and pointing it at Sally. Sally stuck out her tongue at Masky and then ignored him and shook Hoody's arm excitedly.

"Hoody, Jane's coming to visit this afternoon!" Sally chirped bouncing again. Masky woke up enough to realize who it was and dropped back to the bed with a groan.

"So?" Hoody asked still pretty out of it, he did not wake up quickly like Masky did.

"Soooo we're gonna have a tea party! Come on you have to help me bake cookies! Pleasepleaseplease Hoody! Maybe even cupcakes too? You can join the tea party with us and have some too pleeeeaase!" Sally pleaded, going back to bouncing on the bed and shaking Hoody's arm.

"Okay okay!" Hoody said laughing. "J-just let me get d-dressed and I'll help you b-bake for Jane."

"YAY!" Sally exclaimed and jumped off their bed running back out of the room at full tilt. Her bare feet pattering against the floor as she realized she forgot to close their door and rushed back to correct her mistake.

"We should have known this was coming." Masky groaned wrapping an arm around Hoody and pulling him closer. "Every time Jeff goes away, Jane comes to visit, and every time Sally gets really excited and insists on throwing her most elaborate tea parties."

"You can't blame her." Hoody said turning over to face Masky and cuddling up to him a bit closer. "Most of the creeps are men so she doesn't have many female friends. She likes Clockwork, but Clockwork only comes to visit two or three times a year." He spoke softly but didn't stutter, it was nerves that made him stutter most of the time and he never felt nervous around Masky.

"Ya I know." Masky said finally letting go of Hoody so that Hoody could slip out of bed and start getting dressed. "It doesn't hurt that Jane absolutely adores Sally back and spoils her rotten. How much do you want to bet that Jane will bring her another new dress?"

"I'm betting that Jane's going to bring her a dress and a new doll. It's been longer than usual since Jane's last visit and she'll feel like she needs to make up for that." Hoody said, pulling on a white T-shirt. His hand hovered over his usual yellow sweater before he decided to go without it. He didn't want to get baking ingredients all over it anyway.

"I learned a long time ago not to bet against you." Masky laughed, wriggling back underneath the blankets. "There's a reason you're considered the brain and I'm the body."

"And I take it 'the body' is going back to sleep?" Hoody asked raising one eyebrow at his partner.

"Yep." Masky sighed his eyes already closed.

Hoody shook his head and snuck out of their bedroom, going to the bathroom to brush his teeth before he headed downstairs to find a impatient Sally waiting in the kitchen. She already had their usual aprons out, her floral one was already on and she was standing on a chair she had pushed over to the counter.

"What kind of c-cookies do you want?" Hoody asked, picking up his apron, a fairly plain one with grey and black vertical stripes, and putting it on carefully.

"Ummm gingerbread?" Sally asked and Hoody groaned.

"You k-know how long that t-takes." Hoody complained but he was already walking over to the cupboards to make sure they had all the ingredients they needed. Now he was glad that Sally had woken him up early, ginger bread took a lot of kneading and that took a while. To add to that, the fact that it had to be chilled for three hours before it could be rolled cut out and baked and Sally would only just be finished decorating in time for Jane's arrival.

Sally helped Hoody mostly by getting the ingredients he needed through the course of making the dough, and eating parts of it when Hoody couldn't shoo her away fast enough. She tried to half knead it but that was mostly just for her benefit because her small arms weren't strong enough to work the dough as much as it needed. Masky came down half way through the process when Hoody was already up to his elbows in flour and was instantly roped into taking a turn, which he did without to much complaint. Once the dough was finished, they broke it up into three even chunks and put it in the fridge to chill.

"Now for the cupcakes!" Sally said bouncing happily on her chair. Hoody would have been worried she's break it if she had any weight at all.

"Really Sally?" Masky asked smiling crookedly. "Aren't the cookies enough? Both you and Hoody are covered in flour as it is."

"No! Come onnnn you want chocolate cupcakes as much as I do, I know it!" Sally objected pointing imperially at Masky.

"I'm not s-sure we have enough ch-chocolate Sal." Hoody said apologetically.

"Go get us more chocolate!" Sally demanded without changing her position.

"What!?" Masky barked, his eyes widening.

"Jane hates vanilla cupcakes you know that! Go get us more chocolate!" she said, jumping of her chair so she could jump up and down properly. Catching Hoody's pointed look she added a quick. "Please." To the end of her demand.

"Ugh fine, but I had better get some of these cupcakes too." Masky said searching in his pockets for something.

"You can tea party with us!" Sally promised.

"You l-left your keys the jacket you wore y-yesterday." Hoody told Masky patiently. Masky blinked twice and nodded going over to the coat rack and reaching into the pocket finding his car keys right away.

"Thanks Hoody." Masky said tossing his car keys up and catching them again. "Do you wanna come with me just for the drive Hoody?" Hoody knew exactly what Masky was doing, he liked Sally a lot. Besides Masky, Sally was probably Hoody's favorite creepypasta, but Hoody was quiet and liked the quiet, and there was little chance of getting any quiet while Sally was around.

"Okay." Hoody said gratefully following Masky to the door he turned back to Sally for a moment to see her pouting at him. "D-don't look at me l-like that. We c-can't do anymore b-baking without the chocolate. Just g-go play with L.J. or s-smile dog." Sally thought about it for a moment then nodded and ran out the back door. Hoody turned and followed Masky to the garage.

"Sal's doing her best to keep you busy all day isn't she?" Masky said once they were in the car with the ignition started.

"Yep." Hoody said chuckling. "Not that I really mind, I mean I like it when Jane comes too, only if because it means Jeff's gone." Hoody grinned when Masky laughed and pulled his legs up onto the seat hugging them. Masky twisted in his seat to see where he was backing out resting his arm in the back of Hoody's seat to do it. Once they were out and turned Masky left it there using one arm to steer casually. When Toby was with them, they both did their best to keep both hands on the wheel and drive carefully for his sake but when they were alone they were more casual about it.

"Ya with Jeff around none of us get any peace anyway, at least Sally's noise is going to result in baked goods instead of blood." Hoody chuckled and nodded. "So do you want just a quiet drive or do you want to listen to music."

"Music is fine. You can pick."

"Even if I'd pick Hollywood Undead?" Masky asked raising one eyebrow and glancing sideways at Hoody.

"Even then." Hoody chuckled. "Just don't turn it up to loud please."

"Okay." Masky agreed easily. "Will you find the CD for me? We really should get an iPod jack for this thing."

"Why? Neither of us have an iPod." Hoody asked reaching for the folder of CD's and starting to sort through them. "Only Toby has one because it helps drown out the voice in his head sometimes."

"We should get an iPod." Masky said without missing a beat as Hoody found their Hollywood Undead CD, Swan Song and slipped into the player chuckling and shaking his head at Masky's vehement tone. Once the music started Hoody mostly tuned it out, tuning back in only for Young, City and Paradise Lost.

When they got to the store, Hoody let Masky go in by himself to get what they needed and stayed in the car. He leaned back against the car seat and closed his eyes taking long steady breaths, counting them internally doing his best to tune everything out. He couldn't help but follow the conversations of people who passed the car. Analyzing their responses and tones almost automatically. He only stopped when Masky got back into the car. His presence quieted Hoody's over active mind and Hoody opened his eyes and smiled at Masky.

"You got the baking chocolate?" Hoody asked softly.

"Of course I did." Masky said scoffing. He reached into the bag and pulled out a bag of chips. "I just also got us a treat."

"They're not salt and vinegar are they?" Hoody asked raising his eyebrows, he hated salt and vinegar chips but Masky loved them.

"No, I got onion and sour cream. I know we can both agree on that." Masky answered rolling his eyes and opening the bag of chips putting them in the space between their seats so they could both reach them. "Since I picked the music on the way here why don't you pick it for the way back?"

"Eliza Rickman?" Hoody asked already reaching for the CD book. Masky nodded and Hoody found the CD taking out Hollywood Undead and slipping O, You Sinners by Eliza Rickman in. He sighed when the car was filled by her much more gentle music and hummed along softly enough to not drown out her voice.

Once they got home, Sally insisted on starting the cupcakes right away which went fairly well. The batter was done and the cupcakes in the oven just in time for the gingerbread dough to be taken out of the fridge, rolled, and cutout while the cupcakes baked. By the time the cupcakes were ready to come out the gingerbread was ready to go in the already heated oven.

As usual, it took some convincing for Sally to let the cupcakes cool before decorating them. In the end Masky took Sally to try and find L.J. because he would want to help decorating. Hoody and Masky both knew exactly where L.J. was, playing video games with BEN, so Masky could make sure that Sally looked everywhere else first, and give the cupcakes time to cool so that by the time Sally found L.J. and they both came back the cupcakes were cool enough to start decorating.

Hoody made up the icing to avoid some of the mess. By the time L.J. and Sally were done with the cupcakes the counter was still a mess of colourful icings and sprinkles. Masky scowled at them the entire time because he knew it would be him stuck with the job of cleaning up. Sure enough as soon as the cupcakes and cookies were finished and decorated both Sally and L.J. ran away to set Sally's table for tea, leaving Masky and Hoody to clean up.

"I know you have to go make sure they don't break everything." Masky said in irritation when Hoody glanced at him with an apologetic look. Masky shooed Hoody out of the kitchen and started cleaning.

Hoody got upstairs just in time to catch a teacup the L.J. had dropped before it could shatter on the ground. These had been a gfst from Splenderman, no doubt they were quite old and valuable. Certainly they were beautiful with different coloured floral patterns delicately painted around the rims of the cups and saucers. They were china as well, not a day went by that Hoody didn't question giving such deficit things to someone as clumsy as Sally. However with his direction they managed to avoid breaking anything. Once the table was set, Sally ran downstairs to wait at the front door for Jane, assigning Hoody the duty of guarding the treats.

He was a poor guard though, because he didn't even try to stop BEN when he came by to swipe one of the cupcakes. At three Masky came up with a pot of tea, ten minutes later they heard Sally shrieking Jane's name. Smiling at each other they went down to meet Jane as well. When they got down Sally was up in Jane's arms, her legs wrapped comfortably around Jane's waist as she chattered happily about the tea party she had planned. As Hoody had said there were two presents that had been placed at Jane's feet to make room in her arms for Sally.

"That sounds amazing Sally." Jane said happily giving Sally and extra squeeze. "Why don't you show me?" Sally nodded and wriggled down from Jane's arms, grabbing her hand and dragging her upstairs. Jane waved at Hoody and Masky and Hoody who picked up the presents that had been forgotten in the confusion. Sally would want to open them soon.

"See!" Sally said excitedly once she had dragged Jane to her room where they had set up the tea party. "We worked all morning to make the gingerbread cookies 'cause they take forever!"

"It looks amazing Sal!" Jane said breaking into a smile that made her back eyes crinkle. "And you remembered that chocolate cupcakes are my favorite!"

"Yep Masky had to go to the town to get more chocolate but I knew they just couldn't be vanilla! And I've been so good I haven't even eaten any of them yet."

"No you j-just ate half the d-dough." Hoody said rolling his eyes. Sally stuck her tongue out at him and Jane laughed coming over to give Masky and Hoody each a proper greeting and a hug.

"Well why don't we get started before the tea gets cold?" Masky said, and they all chose seats. As they were settling in, L.J. stuck his head in.

"I knew there was a tea party happening. And you didn't invite me?" Making an overly exaggerated hurt face. Immediately Sally leapt up from her seat and ran over to him taking his hand and dragging him into the room.

"We you're invited now come onnnn so we can finally eat the cakes!" L.J. laughed and followed Sally in, folding himself into one of the empty chairs that was much too small for him so the tea party could start.


A/N during the roughly six week break between my last creepypasta/HoO fanfiction and the next one I should become far more active on these one shots. I should be able to complete all the prompts that I have been woefully neglectful off and maybe some new ones if I get them. Feel free to request and I will do my best!