Duo in:Gundam Wonderland
Chapter 9: The Mock Turtle's Story

Woo, you know writing this is totally distracting me from my work that I need to do. Hahaha I'm such a slacker!!
Quatre:You're going to fail english.
Me fail english? Thats unpossible!

Treize gave Duo the biggest hug he'd ever gotten in his life. It was like if Deathscythe wanted to hug him. Only more akward. "OH Snookums I'm so glad to see you! Lets go for a stroll, the Queen seems occupied with executing people."
Duo didn't argue, but he did struggle slightly ad Treize slid his arm around Duo's thin waist and pulled him close to his side. They began to walk down a nice little path in the garden.
Treize began to babble"I like horseys, and little monkeys, and pretty dresses, and slippers with fluffy balls, and cheese, and soda, and cartoons and.."
"Eh, Duchess, what's the point of you telling me this?" "Why, so you can know what to buy me for my birthday!"
"I don't even know when your birthday is!"
"Then I'm afraid you'll have to know or I'll box your ears"
"Thats a bit unfair...."
"And the moral of that is Life is Unfair!"
"Moral?"
Duo waited for a response, but he didn't get one. Treize had silenced himself and began to shake, slipping his hand off of Duo's hip. Duo looked at what was frightening Treize.
In front of them stood the Queen of Hearts, her arms crossed over her chest, her hair down from the incident earlier. Hell's fury in her eyes. She glared at the Duchess.
"Either your head or you will be off....NOW!!!"
She screamed so loud Treize was blown back by the power of her yell. Kinda like that guy in X-men. Duo managed to keep himself grounded, but nearly jumped out of the courtyard when Relena took a place next to him.
"You will walk with ME now....GOT IT!?" "Ha..hai..."
As they walked the Queen pointed to random people who she found to be flawed and shouted "OFF WITH HIS HEAD" or "OFF WITH HER HEAD!". Then she grinned innocently and turned to Duo.
"Have you seen the Mock Turtle yet?"
"Whats a Mock Turtle?"
"It's what they make Mock Turtle Soup out of."
"I've never seen nor heard of a Mock Turtle"
"Well, come on then. I'll show you."
They walked off towards a cliff leaving the King in the garden to run around pardoning the people who the Queen had said would be killed. Once reaching the cliff they came across a character that was quite odd.
He stood with his back facing them. He had long gold wings and a lion's tail. He had pants on that one leg were full length and the other was shorts. He had a wind breaker jacket of black and white with white feathers around the collar. He had two thin cat ears, with one of the ears peirced. There were two bracelets on the corner's of the wings.
Duo stared at this creature. He looked to Relena to ask her what this guy was. But she was gone. She ran off giggling to herself. The figure turned around.
Trowa's face glared at Duo. Duo had never had this glare placed on him, but he had seen Trowa give this look to those who soon died. Duo was scared shitless.
Trowa-gryphon flipped his hands as Kunai slid through his fingers. He pulled his arms up, while spreading his wings at the same time, jumped and threw the kunai at Duo.
Duo just barely dodged the kunai. He ran across the ground. An endless supply of kunai was showered at Duo, who was great at avoiding them. But how long could he keep this up. This scorched earth was not easy to avoid. Duo decided to take decisive action.
He crouched down, gathering enough power, then leaped up at Trowa who was refreshing his kunai in his hands. Duo grabbed Trowa by the tail and swung him towards the ground. As Trowa plummeted, Duo dropped himself down at him. Giving him a swift kick in the chest.
Trowa hit the ground, but flipped himself up avoiding another kick from Duo. When Shinigami hit the ground he pounced at Trowa. Missing him as the Gryphon took flight again.
Duo picked up three kunai from the ground and threw them at Trowa. Trowa missed the first two but the third cut right through the wing. He fell to the ground, faster than when Duo had threw him.
He lay on the ground clutching his wing, and silently writhing in pain. Duo ran over, the sweet heart he is, and asked."Are you okay!?"
"I'll live...." Trowa sat up, his feathers grazing the ground. He looked up at Duo. Duo could now see that Trowa looked like a Goth rocker. He wanted to laugh.
"Do you have anything I can use as a bandage?" "'Fraid I don't." "'salright" Trowa groaned as he pulled the kunai from his wing. Then ripping off part of his undershirt he tied a bandage around the wound.
"Do, you were sent here to see the Mock Turtle weren'y you?"
"Yes! I was! How'd you know?"
"The Queen is always bringing people here for me to kill. If I don't kill them I take them to see the Mock Turtle."
"How many have seen it."
"You."
"Just me?"
"Yes."
"Wow"
"...."
"Shall we go then?"
"Fine."
Trowa got up and stood behind Duo. He slid his arms under Duo's arms and pulled him against his body. Duo gasped a little. Then he began to scream. Because within seconds Trowa-gryphon had soared hundreds of feet into the sky.
Flying over the ocean prooved terrifying for our hero. Inside a Gundam no problem, but in the arms of some monster version of someone he knew? Not so much fun. Plus, his arms were starting to ache.
Finally, the two reached a desolate island. Well desolate considering it was only two miles from the mainland. "What the hell were we flying so long for!?"
"I fly high."
"Idiot."
And with that retort, Trowa dropped Duo maybe ten feet from the ground. Duo hit the ground with a mighty THUD. The boy whined as Trowa landed gracefully on the ground next to him. He gave Duo his hand so the poor boy could get up. Then Duo followed Trowa to a cove where a turtle shell was lying in the middle of a pile of rocks.
Trowa knocked on the shell. Out came Catherine, who had cow ears, and a cow tail, and lacked shoes. And clothes for that matter but she had a turtle shell on. The undershell was formed around her body so you could see her figure. The disturbing thing about her is she had tears running down her face but she wasn't making a sound.
"What is it Brother?" "This guy here wants to know you history." "Wait! No I don't! I never said that! I just said I didn't know what a Mock Turtle was!!"
"Well, I shall tell him my history,""but I don""It all began when we were born, me and Gryphon, hatched from eggs. He a magnificent Gryphon and I a lowly mock turtle." "I still don't kn""And so we went to school in the sea together, we learned Capitalism, Ambition, Distraction, Uglification, Pornification, Californication, Fornication, Tap dance, and Chemical Imbalance."
"What the hell kinda school teaches that!?"
"Only the very best, idiot."
"Well, those classes sound stupid to me!"
"Thats because you weren't taught reverbiration. We were."
Duo sat there and pouted at the Mock Turtle. Trowa who was sitting silently for the while decided to say."Tell him about the games"

~~~~Next Chapter The Lobster Quadrille
Doesn't Trowa sound like a badass?
Trowa:....
Duo:I object! He has a way cooler costume than I do!
Heero:at least you're not wearing a unitard cat suit
Wufei and Quatre: We LIKE our costumes!
Hah! so there! Read on! and REVIEW!! por favor?