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Ianto took another sip from his cup and Owen's giggle sounded again.

Ianto frowned and gave him his 'Decaf' glare, making him look away.

Now Gwen was leaning back in her seat and as he took a swig, downing the last of his coffee she started to snort.

OK.

He rose and gathered the cups to wash, heading for the kitchen.

Then he saw it.

On the bottom of the cup 'TWAT' was clearly printed.

Little weasel faced fucker had swapped cups.

OK.

Ianto cleared his throat and decided he was thought being nice about this.

He found Gwen talking to the photocopier and she snarled as she swung to face Ianto.

"Did you do this?" she demanded and he read the note on the front.

ATTENTION

THIS HAS BEEN SERVICED BY OUR

TECHNITION AND IS NOW

VOICE ACTIVATED. TO USE YOU

REPET YOUR INSTUCTION THREE

TIMES.

THANK U

"I see. How long have you been talking to it?" he asked calmly.

About four minutes" she snorted, "Wondered if my accent was confusing it so I've been trying other accents for a go."

"Hmmm." Ianto pointed at the sign, "Who would type repet instead of repeat?"

"Repet" She repeated and Ianto held back a giggle.

"Wanker" she hissed.

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Tea Boy's Revenge

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Owen was furious.

Some twat had wrapped his workstation.

Like, fully gift wrapped.

He couldn't believe it.

Even a little red bow where his arse sat.

Fucking Harkness knew damned well who had done his SUV, clearly.

Wanker.

Owen decided to go for a toilet break, to calm down.

He stomped into the first cubicle, which everyone knew he preferred and even had a little plaque on the door declaring it 'The Doctor's Office' and he fumbled with his pants, getting his mega python free.

Then he looked down where he was peeing.

A face.

Owen screamed as the picture of a man's face leered up from the bowl and then he collapsed laughing.

Fucking Tea-Boy.

That was a good one!