A.N
WARNING!
This chapters contains heavy language, much songs and such gore!
Anyways this chapter will be RETARDED!
The Hellsing estate suddenly became a bloodbath of ghouls and screaming soldiers. Andrew after he got dressed in his hoodie and purple overcoat wasted no time in starting to randomly kill ghouls or dying soldiers.
He never taught at Samantha who was probably being devoured by now, she could also be gangbanged, his fuck was too away.
The final ghoul fell to the ground as his head was being ripped off by a tentacle which crushed it, Andrew smirking at the noise and at the sight of his purple overcoat being stained with blood and brain fragments. All this quiet, all this blood, all this beautiful carnage and it was all for him, nothing to interfere. The sweet smell of blood and guts was taking over his nose and the feeling, oh the good and glorious feeling..Oh it was so-
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
Andrew groaned as a telephone ranged loudly. He started to search for the tiny contraption until he found it, under a dead body. After he pushed the body away he picked the phone and said:
"Hello!"
"Field report what is going and-Andrew?!"Integra asked through the phone.
"No, it's Santa Claus."Andrew responded flatly.
"Spare me the stupidity Andrew, what is going on down there?!"
"Blood, blood, blood, ghouls, dead guys, blood blood, how ya doing?"
"…Alright…Andrew I need you up here now!"
"Well I am on my way but there is a retarded amount of shits trying to eat me alive and you know…"
"Andrew I need you up here now!"
"Okay, okay, hold your horses and-SHIT!"
Suddenly Andrew needed to jump behind the desk as a huge group of ghouls dressed in riot gear moved past the room. They were lead by someone who looked like he never had a shower and who was carrying 2 modified P90.
"Andrew what is going on?"
"I think I see the bored motherfucker who pays us a visit."
"How does he look like?"Integra asked out of pure curiosity .
"He's a long legged pissed of Puerto Rican, cya!"Andrew said before he hang up the phone. Then the phone rang again.
"Hello!"
"Young mister is this how you treat your superior?!"The angry voice of an old man boomed into the phone.
"And who the fuck are you?"
"I am SirIslands and from now on you will call me like that!"
"Really?"
"Really!"
"Bullshit I can't hear you!"
"How dare you?!"
"With the use of my mouth."
"I can't believe Sir Integra allowed such a hooligan in this organization, now listen here young man-"
"No you listen here, until I get to you I hope you will unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head AND SHIT DON YOUR NECK!"
"I will report you for this!"
"You fucking prat!"Andrew said before he smashed the telephone against a wall. After a few seconds he picked it up again and said:
"You fucking cunt!"
So after a lovely talk with Sir Islands |Andrew decided to go and look for his so called sister, she was a vampire so she should've been all right to kill for her life, right?
After a meticulous search which somehow began with a cookie jar he actually found her. In what state did he found her?
Trembling in a corner, covered from top to bottom in blood and surrounded by dead ghouls, each one being mutilated in various ways but most of them had their heads transformed into a mish mash of brain and bone fragments. The poor girl was trembling while she stared at her blood soaked hands.
"You've got to be shitting me…"Andrew mumbled as he moved towards Samantha. She lifted her head right away, gasped and started to back away as Andrew got closer to her. She finally connected with the wall and this is when she started to talk:
"I-I've killed them….I've killed them all!"
"No shit."
"I have killed them all Andrew!"
"This aren't humans Sammy."
"I don't care what they are!I HAVE KILLED THEM ANDREW!WITH MY HANDS!"
This is when Andrew did something which he waited for a long time…this is when he did something which all of the little brothers wanted to do to their big sisters.
He grabbed her by her collar, lifted her up, and forced her to stare him in the eyes as he bitch slapped her before he clarified the situation:
"Listen here bitch and listen carefully, these are not people, these are ghouls, these won't rape you to oblivion, these will eat you up alive and from what I see the building is swarming with them at the given moment so there are only two options. First, you sit here and cry your eyes out because you killed some sacks a shit while their friends come and eat you up alive and while I go and save Integra and have a discussion with a faggot named SirIslands."
"A-And the second option?"
"Eheheehhehe…I was hoping you will ask this!"Andrew said before he let her go. "But I've also hoped that you would know the answer to this question!"Andrew continued as he picked up a pretty decent sized knife which was stuck in a ghoul.
"Is something which I already did and I am ready to do it again!"
"What are you talking about, SPEAK SENSE FOR ONCE!"
"Look at me Samantha, I AM FUCKED UP!BLAHHAHAHAHA!THERE I'VE ADMIT!I AM PURELY INSANE, LOOK AT ME I AM INSANE AND IAM ALWAYS SMILING NO MATTER WHAT!"
"You want me to go insane!?"
"NO!...I want you to do exactly what I did, I know that you we have some shit to solve but how about we damn it all to Hell and focus on what is going on right now…Samantha my dear I only ask of you to break, to break away from all this sadness, let go of that frustration!"Andrew said as he handed her the blood soaked knife. She slowly grasped the handle and stared at the blood soaked blade. Her eyes glowed crimson as she watched the red liquid slowly drip on the floor. She started to lick the blade, slowly at first but soon her instinct took over her and she found herself almost devouring the blade, even her own blood started to flow as she cut her tongue in several places but she had to admit that she WAS FUCKING DELICIOUS!
She finally finished licking it and only a thin line of saliva mixed with blood reminded of the hideous yet sexy act and looked at Andrew who was grinning over his make up and Glasgow Smile.
"Are you ready?"
"Yes!"
"Good because we have faggots on our asses!"Andrew said as he gestured towards a group of ghouls shambling towards them.
Samantha grinned from ear to ear as she felt the hunger take over her, the sensation was almost like an orgasm but in the stomach. To make this moment even more enjoyable Andrew started singing and besides the fact that his voice was awesome, he started to sing Three Days Grace:
" Tonight we start the fire!
Tonight we break away!
BREAK!
AWAY FROM EVERYBODY!
BREAK!
AWAY FROM EVERYTHING!"
The two charged into the group of the ghouls singing that cool song as they butchered the ghouls, spreading blood and organs all over the floor and walls. The ghouls didn't stand a chance as the two moved through the mansion slaughtering the ghouls but every good thing must come to and end because somehow Andrew found out that the ghouls also weakened the floors and this is what happened…
"How far are we from the meeting hall Walter?"Seras asked as she moved through the venting tunnels.
"I don't know Miss Victoria but I still think that we should've turned right at the last vent…"
Suddenly Andrew's head came crashing down through the venting fan and this is when Walter's ears were assaulted by Andrew's torrent of curses which ended with:
"BOB SAGET!"
"Walter what is going on?"
"I think we found Andrew."
"I think Andrew found you!"Andrew responded.
20 or so minutes later, minutes which included a rat and 2 screaming girls, a huge amount of curse coming from Andrew and an incident with a spider…
"They will never make it in time..We're all..DEAD!"Sir Penwood said as he grabbed his head with his hands.
"I am sure that my agents will be here any moment now so please calm down."Integra said trying her best to not look worried. Suddenly a piece of wood feel from the roof striking Penwood right in the head. He looked at the roof and the most logical words came out of his mouth:
"A-A butt?!"
"Miss Victoria what is the trouble?"Walter asked.
"I'm stuck!"
"Oh dear, that is problematic…"Walter said trying to figure what to do.
"Oversized breasts aren't a good choice after all!"Andrew said.
"I am natural!"Seras said.
"The only natural tits which I touched were the soft and beautiful D cups of my good old sister."
"WAIT WHAT?!WHEN DID YOU?!"
"A few weeks ago…What?I needed some breast milk!"
"Jesus Christ…"
"Can we all focus?"Walter asked trying to put the logic back into place.
"Oh I am trying Walter but I don't think straight when in my face is an old guy's ass along with a girl which can't get through a hole because of her oversized breasts, in my back is my sister bitching about the fact that I stuck a needle in her right breast only to get some breast milk for my pet, while spiders crawl all over my fucking face and while we have A FUCKING DISCUSSION ABOUT BREASTS IN THIS FUCKING SITUATION!"
"Such language…"
"Fuck it!Hey Big B's want a boost?HERE IS ONE!"Andrew said before one of his tentacles pushed Seras through the hole.
Seras's butt fell on Sir Penwood's head, Walter landed flawlessly, Andrew landed on the hard ground and Samantha landed on top of Andrew which unleashed another torrent of curses.
"Seras!Walter!Andre!Samantha you are all alive!"Integra said full of joy.
"Well no shit Sherlock!"Andrew said as he got up. Walter lit Integra a cigar and presented his boring ass report which Andrew already knew and he could've summed it up already:
"We're fucked, how ya doing?"
As Walter finished his report, SirIslands finally realized who was sitting before him with a hideous make up/war paint, Andrew who said some thing which he could only dream of.
"Wait..You are that punk who insulted me!"Islands said as she got up from his seat.
"Who the fuck are you calling a punk you fucking million dollar cocksucker?!"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?!"
"I SAID YOU ARE A COCKSUCKER!"
"CALM DOWN BOTH OF YOU!"Integra said.
"HE STARTED FIRST!"Andrew and Islands said at the same time as they pointed at each other.
"We are all surrounded by ghouls and you two act like two children!"
"I am sorry Sir Integra but in your last report you didn't mentioned that you now hire uneducated punks to protect the Queen and country!"
Ever smiling, Andrew turned his head to Integra, pointed with a finger at Islands and said:
"Integra I'll whoop his ass!"
Integra sighed then she turned back at Walter and asked:
"Tell me Walter…are we really done for?"
"Absolutely not sir. Comparing to what Van Hellsing had to face a century ago this could barely be considered a crisis. We shall split into two teams, the first one is Master Alucard who will come from bellow while me and the rest stay here and defend the meeting hall."
"Walter….These people have insulted me, my country, my organization and they ate my people..DO NOT LET ANYONE ALIVE!"
Walter grinned:
"Of course Sir Integra, at your orders Sir Integra.."
"Shit son, shit finally hit the fan!"Andrew said before he pulled out his Glock 18, loaded it and headed for the door while singing:
"This is my rifle, this is my gun!
This is for fighting, this is for fun!"
"I hope he gets eaten.."Islands mumbled as Andrew closed the door behind him. Suddenly the door opened revealing Andrew who looked straight at Islands and said:
"You're a faggot!"
5 minutes….
"AH FUCK, THAT'S AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!"Jan shouted as his line of armored ghouls was basically obliterated by Seras's barrage of huge bullets. Walter and Seras attacked their front while Samantha took them from the back and Andrew was going to get them from above.
"Surprise motherfuckers!"Andrew shouted as he destroyed a portion of the roof. The tentacles wasted no time in lashing at everything in sight while he sprayed randomly with his Glock, he was surrounded by hostiles so he didn't care where he was shooting.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?!"Jan shouted.
"A son of a bitch, literally!"Andrew said as one of his tentacles connected with Jan's jaw, sending him flying a few meters. However Jan got up at lighting speed and aimed at Andrew and was prepared to shoot when suddenly Samantha's knife pierced his eye making in groan in pain while his view was cut off. In an instant Seras secured him to the ground and the job was done.
"Big win, job done!"Andrew said as he reloaded his pistol however Walter knew that it was time for his favorite part, the interrogation. He asked a few questions which got him nowhere but he managed to get an answer from Jan:
"Alright, alright!What you do…is you go down to the local farmacy..ask for something called Viagra and it will help you go FUCK YOURSELF!"
Walter frowned and was about to execute the useless shit when suddenly he was paralyzed by fear…
All of the former Hellsing members were now ghouls, all of them, down to the last part, everyone was now a mindless zombie wanting nothing but to feed.
Jan delivered an elbow to Seras's guts and he decided to make a run for it. Walter grabbed his arm, literally, but it wasn't enough Jan still burst through the door.
However…
A.N
Integra quoting Joker incoming!
All the members of the council had their weapons pointed at him and he was unarmed. Fuck. Shit and some more fuck.
"Ah fuck me!"
"Oh you've made it, I'm so thrilled!"Integra said then all the members opened fire filling Jan with bullets until their magazines, and Jan's body, fell to the ground.
Andrew watched as the huge ghoul horde was getting closer and closer to him. The voices rang in his head again and he was literally unable to resist this urge:
"Why aren't we killing them yet?!"
"WHERE IS THE BLOOD WE WERE PROMISED?!"
" MAIM!KILL!BURN!"
" MAIM!KILL!BURN!"
" MAIM!KILL!BURN!"
"So beatiful..so many of them!"
"BLOOD! AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA BLOOD!"
"I want to get covered in them!"
"Kill…KILL!"
"They will be so fucked up when we will be done with them!"
Then, without giving a fuck about everyone shouting for him to stop and back away, including Integra, he rushed at them, the voices in his head making him deaf to everything:
"ATTACK!BREAK THEIR BACKS!ATTACK!SNAP THE MIN HALF!ATTACK!SPLIT'EM OPEN!"
"SLAUGHTER THEM ALL!"
"KILL!CRUSH!REND THEM LIMB FROM LIMB!"
The first tentacle stuck itself into a total of 10 ghouls before it violently pulled itself upwards causing the blood to be splattered everywhere. The rest of the scene was unspeakable disturbing. Andrew pulled out their guts, mopped the floor with their mangled bodies, pulled their heads and spines out of them, he impaled them and tossed them behind him, he dragged ghouls through ghouls causing some twisted modern art soaked in blood. He pulled out their organs with simple swift strikes and he didn't stopped until he felt Integra's hands around him holding him with all her might and saying:
"ANDREW STOP!STOP THAT'S ENOUGH!STOP IT..PLEASE!"
Andrew stopped. He was panting heavily, his body was covered in blood and the stench was intoxicating but he didn't minded. For some reason Integra was still holding him with her face buried in the back of his face, she couldn't bring herself to look at the carnage around her, at her own men being mangled in such twisted ways. Then Andrew let out one of the most terrifying, creepy and disturbing insane laughter which Integra had the honor of hearing.
Jan's body was smashed against a wall with a swift kick coming from good old Walter.
"Checkmate sonny boy."Walter said.
"Eh, go ahead and kill me old fart."Jan responded with his dumb grin stuck on his face.
"Not now, first I need to know who put you up to this, then I will kill you in the most generous matter."
"You're too soft aren't you?"Jan said then Integra came into view and Jan, being the gentleman that he is, said:
"Oh hey there bitch!"
A few more bullets stuck in his chest.
"No more wisecrackers, I am angry. Now….Who are you people, who put you to do this, ANSWER ME!"Integra demanded angrily. Jan simply laughed and stood up.
"Who put me up to this?Well the ones who put the fucking chip in me in the first place!Even now it is sending information to them, you know, about the failed mission, about our conversation right now….Do you really think that they would let me alive?"
Suddenly Jan's body was engulfed in flames but despite the fact that his flesh was being charred he was still able to speak:
"Ahahahah!What did I tell you!But hey, since you care so much here's a point, use it with all your might bitch!...Chaos…"
Jan finally turned to dust and Integra was left saying:
"…Chaos?"
"Are you alright sir?"Walter asked.
"I'm fine Walter, please put them out of their misery."
"Can I join too?"Andrew asked and Integra gave a short nod. Suddenly Islands decided that it was a perfect moment to fuck everything up:
"None of you two will do that, that is the commander's job."
"I swear to God I will kick your ass one day!"Andrew said and Islands simply ignoring him and handing Integra a revolver. "You should've been prepared for this disaster in some way, the fact that these people died or survived as these creatures is entirely your fault!"
Integra balled her hands into fists and Walter stepped in:
"SIR ISLANDS!"
"Walter."Integra calmly stopped him with a hand but there is something which not even Integra could stop, motherfucker Andrew. Andrew just hated people like Sir Islands he didn't knew why but now he had a reason, Integra needs to stop vampires on a daily basis, she looses people everyday during mission and now this faggot decides to blame everything on her like she was supposed to WAKE UP IN THE FUCKIN MORNING AND SAY:
"Hmm..what if ghouls did attack my mansion?Shit I need tanks!"
It was time for Andrew to talk:
"Hey listen here old hag, Integra gave the orders which saved your sorry ass, Integra takes out these shits called vampires so rich faggots like you can sleep well at night so how about you show her some support instead OF BLAMING THIS FUCKED UP SHIT ON HER LIKE SHE KNEW IT WAS COMING!"
"I think you need some proper discipline young mister."Islands said as his eyes narrowed.
"I think you need a proper ass kicking because your parents didn't really gave you one!"
Sir Islands simply huffed, turned and headed back into the meeting hall. Andrew wanted to lash at him but Walter's hands on his shoulder stopped him.
"Motherfucker…"Andrew mumbled as he watched Sir Islands vanish into the meeting hall.
The rest of the day went wonderful and by that I mean Integra executing each and every dead soldier and then Walter, Andrew and Samantha had to burry them and believe me when I tell you this, Hellsing has an awful lot of soldiers.
Rain.
Andrew loves rain and this is a reason of why he loves London.
Integra.
Andrew couldn't say for sure but it felt like he had some sort of debt to her for accepting him and of course he was grateful so he couldn't just sit and watch as she swallowed the shit which Sir Fagg…SirIslands spoke.
He needed to have a chat with her but only one problem, he couldn't find her in her usual places!
He tried her room, her office, a cookie jar again, under a carpet but nope, nothing, 0, nada, no Integra for you fag.
"Hey Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalter!"
"…Yes Andrew?"
"Have you seen Integra?"
"Sir Integra said that she doesn't want to be disturbed by nothing now."
"Yea, yea, yea cut the crap and tell me where is she?"
"She is in the back yard for 2 hours, staring at the graves."
"Okay I am gonna pay her visit."
"I just said she ordered that she doesn't want to be disturbed Andrew."
"Oh please, the only sensible way to live in this world is without rules, and tonight I am gonna break that rule!"
Integra could care less if she was soaking wet by now or if she would get a pretty bad cold. You see, a green business suit isn't suited for sitting for 2 hours into the rain and staring at the graves of the people who died because of you.
She closed her eyes hut and smashed her fist into the trunk of the tree next to her. No, no…..Integra Hellsing wasn't going to let ONE FUCKING TEAR fall, she needed to be cold as ice, she needed to be an iron maiden and yes she was going to gauge her eyes out if she cried.
But hey, it was raining so nobody would've noticed right?
With the hood pulled over his head Andrew slowly placed himself next to Integra, he could feel the tension built up in her and he could clearly see how her fist was balled, almost tearing the glove apart.
"Well yea…..this didn't went as planned."Andrew said trying to start a conversation.
"It didn't went as planned?Andrew what was the plan in the first place!"
"You know..trying to salvage as much people as we can?"
"Salvage?Andrew you slaughtered them, you ignored my orders and you dared to argue with SirIslands!"
"Hey that motherfucker had it coming, I mean who the fuck he thinks he is!?"
"He is one of the most important allies in the war against the undead, Andrew, and you talked to him like a drunken sailor!"
"Hey if you are going to argue with me because I've took your side when that faggot told you to execute your own men then that means you are way more fucked up then I am!"
"I've executed them because it was y duty and all of this was my fault!"
"You just can't get it through your thick skull can't you?!You just can't open your fucking eyes for once and see that it wasn't your fault!"
"Andrew….you are by far one of the most disrespectful members this organization had the honor of having, you don't follow my orders and you are an unstable killing machine, you are worst then Alucard sometimes I swear!"
"Yea then….Well I….But then…AH YOU KNOW WHAT?!FUCK IT!I'VE TRIED TO BE KIND TO YOU BUT YOUR SKULL IS SO THICK I NEED A FUCKING NUCLEAR BOMB TO PIERCE IT!HAVE FUN STARING AT GRAVES!"
The midnight soon came and everyone remaining into the organization was either asleep or was either in their rooms. Andrew on the other hand was in the main hall of the mansion, walking around it nervously and….singing?
The frustration which he built up in the short conversation with Integra made him to do this, he needed a way to let it go and there were no more ghouls at the moment so why the hell not sing?
"I've tried so hard my dear to show you that you're my every dream…
Yet you're afraid each thing I do is just some evil scheme..
A memory from your lonesome past keeps us so far apart..
Why can't I free your doubtful mind and melt your cold cold heart?"
Integra couldn't sleep, she just couldn't. Every tine she closed her eyes she saw the disfigured faces of what were once her men along with their moans of pains. She picked up her glasses from her nightstand and despite the fact that it was complete darkness she started to walk around the mansion. Her short white night gown revealed her beautiful legs and arms along with a bit from her beautiful blossom and her long hair was completing her look.
She kept moving staring only at her bare feet, she was too ashamed to look up and she even sniffled from time to time.
Suddenly she froze. Music. music sang by a very creepy yet familiar voice and the voice, even if it was creepy sounded beautiful. She started to walk to the source of the noise hearing the song getting louder and louder to the point where she could make out the words:
"You know you need and want to love heheheh yet you claim is not your style…
WHY DO YOU HIDE BEHIND THAT MASK, I'M TRYING TO DO MY PART!
WHY CAN'T I FREE YOUR DOUBTFUL MIND AND MELT YOUR COLD COLD HEART?!"
She finally found the source of the noise. Andrew was slowly moving while singing and he didn't seemed to notice her because he moved on with his song:
"There was a time when I believed that you belong to me..
But now I know your heart is shackled to a memory…
You won't admit that we're the same and it's TEARING ME APART!"
Suddenly he stopped singing and moving and all the tentacles locked on her, she has been seen. She suddenly felt a wave of emotions smash into her, she was a little bit freaked out because when you have someone like Andrew singing this in an almost empty mansion things usually don't end good. Then she felt joy?Just a little joy that someone broke her own orders only to see if she's alright, the joy of having someone who would be able to step over her only to protect her, someone who would go as far as to curse the queen herself for her..
A single tear rand down her cheeks as she found herself smiling as Andrew turned to face her, his makeup grinning back at her and the seemingly empty eye sockets locked on her. More tears of joy run down her cheeks as she saw him, her comrade, no, her agent, no her first friend ever. He moved until he was in front of her and his purple gloves caressed her cheeks, wiping the tears from her beautiful blue icy eyes as he sang:
"Why can't I free your doubtful mind, and melt you cold…cold…heart?Hhuhu…ehehhehe..Blehehehhe..HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
A.N
Yay Integra has a friend and no, no MIllenium here and you'll see why, because CHAOS!
FOR CHAOS!
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