A/N: Yeah, just my bad attempt at humorous fluff... Implied Mystrade I guess, and Johnlock if you squint really hard. I got the Mrs. Hudson thing from John's blog, I love reading the comments! Anyways, enjoy.

When will you be home? -SH

Why, do you need something?
-JW

Bored. -SH

Is there nothing you can do for Lestrade or down at the morgue? -JW

I don't think so. I'll check. -SH

Okay, well if you really need to know I'll be home about 6-ish. Don't get into any trouble. -JW

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Lestrade, any cases? -SH

No Sherlock, unless you want to help with traffic violations.

Fine then. Text me when you've got a good murder. -SH

Oh, by the way, your brother wants to talk to you.

What are you, his little messenger? Tell him I'm not interested. -SH

He said it was of utmost importance and to call him.

I don't call. And sorry for interrupting you and Mycroft's date. -SH

We weren't on a date! And he sounded very urgent. Just text him.

Sherlock, hello?

Sherlock?

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Molly. -SH

Oh, Sherlock! How are you? -Molly

Is there anything at the morgue that I can do? -SH

I don't think so, it's been pretty uneventful, why do you ask? -Molly

Bored. -SH

Well if you'd like to maybe catch a quick lunch, that might take your mind off things!-Molly

No, still boring. -SH

Oh, I see. Umm, well I suppose I'll talk to you later! -Molly

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Please stop being so childish Sherlock. -M

I'll do that when you stop stuffing your face with cake, brother dear. -SH

At least answer my calls, you know I prefer not to text. -M

Exactly. -SH

Really Sherlock, just listen to me. I could just come over there. -M

Oh, and take precious time out of your day? I'm touched. -SH

I will just go to your flat. -M

Go ahead, do whatever pleases you. I won't listen anyway, it'd be a waste of time.-SH

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Sherlock, was that an explosion I heard up there? -Marie Turner

Ooh, sorry, this is Marie's phone. This is Mrs. Hudson. -Marie Turner

Yes it was an explosion, just an experiment. More to the point, why are you texting me? -SH

I just figured out this whole texting thing, it's quite fun! Oh, I hear John at the door. Well, text you later! -Marie Turner

Finally... -SH