A/N: Yeah, just my bad attempt at humorous fluff... Implied Mystrade I guess, and Johnlock if you squint really hard. I got the Mrs. Hudson thing from John's blog, I love reading the comments! Anyways, enjoy.
When will you be home? -SH
Why, do you need something?
-JW
Bored. -SH
Is there nothing you can do for Lestrade or down at the morgue? -JW
I don't think so. I'll check. -SH
Okay, well if you really need to know I'll be home about 6-ish. Don't get into any trouble. -JW
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Lestrade, any cases? -SH
No Sherlock, unless you want to help with traffic violations.
Fine then. Text me when you've got a good murder. -SH
Oh, by the way, your brother wants to talk to you.
What are you, his little messenger? Tell him I'm not interested. -SH
He said it was of utmost importance and to call him.
I don't call. And sorry for interrupting you and Mycroft's date. -SH
We weren't on a date! And he sounded very urgent. Just text him.
Sherlock, hello?
Sherlock?
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Molly. -SH
Oh, Sherlock! How are you? -Molly
Is there anything at the morgue that I can do? -SH
I don't think so, it's been pretty uneventful, why do you ask? -Molly
Bored. -SH
Well if you'd like to maybe catch a quick lunch, that might take your mind off things!-Molly
No, still boring. -SH
Oh, I see. Umm, well I suppose I'll talk to you later! -Molly
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Please stop being so childish Sherlock. -M
I'll do that when you stop stuffing your face with cake, brother dear. -SH
At least answer my calls, you know I prefer not to text. -M
Exactly. -SH
Really Sherlock, just listen to me. I could just come over there. -M
Oh, and take precious time out of your day? I'm touched. -SH
I will just go to your flat. -M
Go ahead, do whatever pleases you. I won't listen anyway, it'd be a waste of time.-SH
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Sherlock, was that an explosion I heard up there? -Marie Turner
Ooh, sorry, this is Marie's phone. This is Mrs. Hudson. -Marie Turner
Yes it was an explosion, just an experiment. More to the point, why are you texting me? -SH
I just figured out this whole texting thing, it's quite fun! Oh, I hear John at the door. Well, text you later! -Marie Turner
Finally... -SH
