Street Fighter vs. Tekken: The Fanfic
The premise of this story is that Ryu wants to get back at Forrest for calling him out. Ken always stands by his side, and Guile has his own beef with Paul, so the three of them go through multiple parts in the fictional world that these stories take place in so that the Street Fighter characters can give the Tekken characters a beatdown. Ryu is married to Chun Li, Ken is married to Eliza, Guile is married to Cammy. I own neither game, but if I did, they might be more like MK. I'm an evil person.
Chapter 9: Round 1
In which Guile fights Paul
"Round 1! FIGHT!"
The call was made and Guile and Paul faced off. They circled a bit, and then Guile made the first move.
"Flash Kick!" Paul was juggled into the air and Guile jumped up and started beating him up in the air. "Charlie!"
"This isn't MvC," said Paul as he axe kicked Guile to the floor. "But good use of that Air Combo. Now, feel the might of my Hyper Combo!"
Paul charged across the floor and launched a series of punches that left Guile spinning.
"Come on, Guile!" Ryu shouted. "Ignore the fact that Chun Li is giving a handjob to Rolento and kick his ass!"
"What?" Guile got up and looked at the audience. Indeed, Chun Li was giving a handjob to Rolento.
"Question," said Paul. "Do you have any idea why Ryu stays married to Chun Li even though she never hides the fact that she's cheating?"
"No," said Guile as he knee smashed Paul in the stomach. "I've always thought it was because he could never find anyone else. She just likes the penis."
"Yeah, I knew that much," said Paul as he elbowed Guile in the jaw. "By the way, I'm pumped for MvC 3. I'm so glad they're putting in Viewtiful Joe."
"Screw them right now," said Guile. "I have yet to receive my invitation. What's happening over there?"
"I'm not falling for that old-ass trick," said Paul as he prepared to punch Guile across the face.
"Oh well," said Guile as Deadpool brought his life bar down on Paul.
"This is a Hyper Combo," Deadpool teased as he pointed at Paul. "And I'm showing up uninvited because Noob Saibot is fighting! Oh, and to you reading this: You can't see me flipping you off! Wow, it's kinda weird just communicating in words. I mean, I can moon you and you only know I'm mooning you because there's this text saying I'm mooning you. But I'm not mooning you! I whipped my dick out instead and...well, hello Chun Li."
"That's enough out of you!" Guile and Paul shouted as they kicked Deadpool out of the ring.
"I'm blasting off again!" Deadpool shouted as he sailed into the sky.
"I win," said Guile.
"No, you don't," said Paul. "Where is that written?"
"Well, since Deadpool can break the fourth wall, or rather, the computer screen, I'm just telling you and everyone out there that I'm the better fighter."
"But you haven't won the fight yet. Ah, shit. Not only did I set myself up to lose besides the fact that I'm kinda the bad guy here and the quote-unquote good guys always win, I gave away the ending to this chapter."
"The reader or readers doesn't or don't know that yet."
"Guile, we're still breaking the fourth wall."
"Oh. Uh...SPOILER ALERT!"
"That only worked on Something, Something, Something Dark Side because everyone who saw it already knows the story of Star Wars."
"MOVE THE PLOT ALONG!" the entire audience shouted.
"Back to the fight then," said Guile. He and Paul went back to exchanging blows. "Hey, Paul?"
"Yeah?"
"I just wanted to say something I've felt for a while."
"You're in love with me?"
"No. Well yes, but...actually, no, I'm not in love with you. No, I just wanted to say SONIC HURRICANE, BITCH!"
Guile laughed maniacally as he caught Paul and exhausted his health meter.
"Guile wins!" Galford announced. "Whoopdee freakin' doo. Next fight in the next chapter."
"Don't break the fourth wall!" Deadpool shouted. "Only I'm allowed to do that!"
"How'd you get back here so fast and who let you back in?" asked Guile.
"I have a key," said Deadpool.
So...yeah. MvC 3 and Street Fighter X Tekken. Them plus MK9. I need a new system. But enough about me. Give me a positive review if you're excited about one or more of these upcoming games!
