Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach! –goodness I haven't written that in awhile…teehee

A/N: Gady's back! I know I took forever to update. The reason why is, to be honest, I was just lazy. All of you who have been waiting for this chapter here it is the long a waited chapter 9. Please enjoy. And thank you for all of the reviews and the encouragements from LeRukia! This chapter is dedicated to her and the rest of the faithful reads! It makes me so happy that people actually think my writing is good and that they take the time to read my stories and leave reviews! For that thank you!

~Gady


Chapter 9

Rukia woke up to the sound of her cell phone beeping loudly. She quickly got dressed and jump out of her closet.

"Ichigo wake up! Hollow killing time! Get up you lazy ass…" Rukia noticed she was in the room alone.

She quickly remembered what had happen the night before; Ichigo was at his bachelor party. She quickly got out of gigai and fluidly jumped out his window. It was time to kick some hollow-ass.

"Abarai, where did you get those from?" my eyes flicker open to the sound of a familiar voice jarring me awake, Uryu I thought. The memories from yesterday flooded back in to mind as I listened to the rest of the conversation.

"That tree over there, why?"

"Wait! Don't eat that! We have food! It's not like we came here unprepared!"

"What! You mean we have food?! But Ikkaku told me you didn't bring any food. I haven't eaten since last night! I am so hungry!" that was the unmistakable sound of Renji's obnoxious loud voice and his rumbling stomach.

"So you were just planning on eating the berries you found in that tree?" said Uryuu sounding all smart I could almost hear his fingers pushing his glasses up the bridge of his nose.

"That's how you do it in the Rukongai!" He said this with a proud voice.

"What the hell are you talking about? Do you realize that berries don't grow on trees? What you're getting is holly and that's not edible!"

"Ahh sure it is!"

"Abarai don't!" There was a rustle and a pause.

"See I'm fine, you worry too much, Ishida." He spoke a moment too soon.

"Aw fuck this taste like shit!" I could hear Renji spitting out the 'berries'

"You know those are poisonous, baka"

I didn't get to hear Renji's reply and I didn't want to. I knew where this was going, it was Renji. I looked around the fairly big tent there was another futon setup adjacent to mine it was unmade and had three pillows popping out form the tangled bed sheets. I looked at the one lonely pillow I was given and I took one from the sloppy unmade bed and added it to mine. I ran a hand through my tangled hair and sighed. I began to make my 'bed', being as quite as possible to make them think I was still sleeping. The blankets were thick but last night was so cold. What the hell were they thinking camping at the beach…in the winter?! Once my 'bed' was made, a duffle bag was revealed that was hidden by the blankets. I opened the bag there was clothes that belonged to me and a note with my name on it. I opened the letter expecting crappy drawings of a bunny. But instead I found Kyou's unmistakable hand writing.

Ichigo I hope you're having fun! Abarai and Ishida-kun asked me to pack you some clothes but I didn't know what to put because they both said different things…Ishida said to pack warm clothing and Abarai said to pack beach attire. So I decided to pack a bit of both! I hope it's enough!

Try to relax and make sure to have fun! Try not to think too much and laugh…without a scowl.

And make sure to tell me everything once you get back. I miss you and your sitting next to me.

I remember when she was writing this letter. It was the night before I left and we were watching T.V. together and she was busily writing on a piece of paper. I had been curious to see what see what she was writing but I never asked to see it. The letter continued.

Be sure to have fun because I'm going to throw a party too! Well Orihime wants to throw one and we're stilling planning. Well anyway, forget about home and clear your head!

With adoring love,

Kyouryuu Kurosaki

P.S. I'm so excited do you know what this mean? The significance of you reading this letter!?

It means we only have three more weeks till our wedding! I can't wait! KYAHHH!

P.P.S. I made sure to pack your stuffed animal that you always have with. But don't worry I hid it in one of your shirts so none of your guy friends would think that you still sleep with a stuffed animal.

I put the letter aside and began ruffling though the duffle bag to find Kon but I could find him, maybe she didn't pack him, I would take a better look later. She was right we were going married so soon maybe too soon. I wasn't as happy as I thought I would be a couple weeks ago but things changed. I had kissed my best maid. The result would be someone getting hurt because of me, the kind of hurt that you can't see on the surface. But I didn't regret kissing Rukia. I regretted not doing it earlier when it wouldn't have been tainted. When I proposed to Kyouryuu I had told her I wanted to spend the rest of my life with the woman I loved, but I was no longer sure she was that woman.

I continued to shuffle though my bag until I came across a pair of pants. I looked down at my pajamas. I had put them on thinking wasn't going to be kidnapped. They were old but they fit nicely. I pulled off my pajama pants and folded them sloppily and stuffed them into the bag and slipped on the pair of jean Kyou had packed for me. I began looking for a shirt.

"Hey you guys think Ichigo's up? I didn't get to write on his face yet, think I still have time?"

"Na he's been up for at least twenty minutes now and he most likely heard you. Ne, Kurosaki?!" the voice paused, obviously Uryu, "Huh I thought he would answer. You should have drawn on him when we all did. Oh, but you passed out before we even got into the tent" Uryu snickered.

"Well I'm sorry I got tired." Renji said sarcastically.

"More like smashed." Uryu said in a loud whisper.

"Anyway how would you know that he's a wake, Ishida?"

"His spiritual pressure; It's been going up and down, unlike when he's sleeping, it's steady."

"I'm gonna go check on him."

"Wait Abarai don't go yet, help me find something first." I could hear their footsteps and voices leaving my hearing range.

Renji didn't come thanks to Ishida but they knew I was awake, damn Ishida and his spiritual sensing powers! I finally pulled out a plain white shirt. I began to unbutton my pajama shirt. Once it was off I stuffed it into my duffle bag. I quickly closed the bag and pushed into a corner of the tent.

Zipppp

I turned to look at the front of the tent my shirt in hand. The flap was opened letting in Renji and the cold air. He stuck his head in and smiled stupidly, "Ohayo, Ichigo. See I told you he is a wake, Ishida." Renji said tuning to the man behind him.

"I was the one who said he was a wake. Now pull him out I need to record his morning." Ishida said annoyed.

"He needs to what?" I asked confused.

Renji yanked me from the floor of the tent to the outside. "Say shinigami!" I had barley stood up when a quick flash of light blinded me.

"What just happen?" I asked again still trying to process what had happened. "What was that flash of light from? Did you take a picture?" I blinked a few times and then I got my sight back. I was looking at Uryu who was holding a camera. "You did take a picture," I stated "for what?"

"Kyouryuu-san asked me to document the trip for her so that she could have pictures of your bachelor party to put in a photo album." Uryu said as he stared at the camera screen he would smile or press some buttons once in a while.

"Look at his face Ishida!" Renji laughed, "He has black smudges all over his face, it must have smeared when he was sleeping, but look your quince cross is still there!" Renji laughed again.

"You guys actually drew on my face?! How old are you guys anyway? Five? Come on! Grow up!" I yelled in frustration.

They both broke into laughter.

"Abarai, Kurosaki is still trying to act all high and mighty!" Uryu said between his laughing fit.

"Why are you guys laughing it's not funny! We're all grownups here, quit acting like kids!" I shouted at them.

More laughing.

"Are you even listening to what I'm saying?! Hey stop laughing at me!"

They were laughing so hard Uryu was on the floor and Renji had his hands on his knees, their faces were bright red.

"Screw you guys, you overgrown children!" I grabbed my shirt and put it on angrily. I went headed to the beach to wash my face.

As I walked away I could hear their laughter only grow stronger, damn idiots.


"Disgusting."

"Yeah that pretty gross."

"Not beautiful at all…ew."

"Yeah."

After washing of my face at the beach, I came back and walked in on a green looking Renji and everyone else around him. Uryu had his head cocked to the side, his glasses glaring. Ikkaku was laughing to him. Yumichika head was bent down and his hand was coving his eyes as if it hurt to look at Renji. And Chad, he was just standing there, his a hair covering his eyes.

"What happen?" I looked at Renji.

Everyone turned around to look at me as if I came out of no were.

"Renji threw up." Chad said calmly.

"What, why?" I asked

"Cause of the 'berries', that damn idiot. I told him not to the holy, he's so stupid I kinda feel bad for him." Uryu said while looking at Renji.

"Shut up I'm fine, look." Renji stood up he wobbling then barfed again every backed away.

"Crap you idiot! You got some on me! Eww!" Yumichika yelled. Nobody paid him any attention, but Ikkaku started laughing, "I'm going to go change." Yumichika walked off to his tent

"Maybe you should give him some medicine, Uryu." Chad said in his monotone voice.

"What I don't need your medicine! I'm fine!" Renji throw up, again.

"Yeah, no you need it. Ishida go get the medicine." I pulled a chair over and motioned for Renji to sit in it. He sat down.

"He doesn't deserve medicine."Uryu said walking towered his tent. He came out a few seconds later and walked back with a few medicine bottles in his hands.

"How many did you eat?" I asked Renji.

Leave it to Renji to eat something poisonous.

"Enough to fill himself; what do you think Kurosaki?" Uryu answered for Renji, and then turned to look at him, "Here," He handed two different types of pills to Renji. "Take one of each of these two pills every four hours for sixteen hours and you shouldn't vomit any more. Kurosaki, there's no need for you to play doctor while you're here, just enjoy yourself."

"Shut up, Ishida." I said with a slight smile. Maybe this wouldn't be that bad.


A/N: Okay I know this wasn't very long… but I hope you enjoyed it I can't till next week it's going to be a blast! But I would like to say something first: I CAME UP WITH IT BEFORE THOSE DAMN FILLER PEOPLE!!! *cough* that's also a hint for next week's chapter…