This Chapter Is Dedicated To My 200th Reviewer Kattylin. :D Thank you!

Cori: XD YES! Right now it is currently still Monday, so I have 10 days left until school starts, but since most of you will read this chapter tomorrow, on Tuesday, i have 9.

Deidara: Are you excited.

Cori: Of course!

Shikamaru: Why?

Cori: Because, I actually don't know why, maybe because its a new school, don't know.

Sasuke: Aa.

Shikamaru: That sucks that you have gym though.

Cori: I know, I hate gym, I don't want to run around all period.

Shikamaru: I know how you can get out of it.

Cori: How?!

Shikamaru: Break your leg.

Cori: O.O

Shikamaru: And then when the one you broke is healed break the other one.

Cori: Ow. No thanks.

Shikamaru: -narrows eyes- fine don't ask for advice again then!

Cori: But I didn---

Shikamaru: Because I wont help you!

Naruto: She doesn't own me.

Recap:

"Hmm, Itachi, do you want to go to the arcade?" Kisame questioned, waiting for his reply.

"Sure. But I will beat you all in laser tag!" He yelled, getting to his feet.
"Uh huh, sure, us girls will beat you guys!" Ayama shouted back, having Itachi look at her.
"Is that a challenge?"

"Maybe."

"Fine, I accept, winning team decides what we do next." Itachi bargained sticking his hand out to shake.

"Deal." Ayama accepted, shaking his hand in return.

"Oh no." Sakura muttered, having them look towards her.
"What?" Ino asked, waiting for our pink haired friend to answer.

Sakura pointed towards the boys lane and to everyone's surprise something big was going down.

"SO IT WAS YOU!!" Sasuke yelled, grabbing a guy by his shirt.

Beach House Catastrophes

Chapter 9

Itachi IS allowed to impersonate.

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"Now Sasuke, about that little incident in the bowling alley, what exactly happened?" Ayama asked, eying the bruised teen.

"He stole my balls! He said he didn't see the Uchiha Crest on them when its FREAKIN HUGE!" Sasuke yelled, waving his arms in the air.

"And you didn't have to punch me so hard Sakura." He stated, rubbing his face.

"Yeah, well, you wouldn't leave the poor kid alone, he practically wet himself."

"He was committing a theft!"

"He was 8 !!!! He couldn't possibly have known what he was doing, he probably didn't have a bowling ball and saw yours sitting in the return thing and just went to use it and you had to literally throw him down the lane. God! We were lucky the staff were able to get him out from the end of the gutter safely. " Sakura replied, folding her arms across her chest.

"Whatever, he started it." Sasuke muttered, messing with his seat belt.

"Anyways, Sasuke, you better not misbehave during laser tag." Itachi threatened, his aura growing dark.

"R-right." Sasuke stuttered.

Everyone in the car gasped, well, except Sasuke and Itachi. They were amazed. Sasuke Uchiha, THEE Uchiha, stuttered! And admitted defeat!

"Pfft." Naruto snickered, receiving a glare from the brooding teen himself.

"Okay, everyone listen up, we have arrived but I warn you, boys, do not, I repeat, do NOT go easy on the girls." Itachi stated, the guys smirking with delight.

"Same goes for you girls too!" Ayama shouted, as they girls smiled deviously.

--

"So! Since this lovely group ordered for a private session of laser tag, who are the team leaders?" A man dressed in a pair of khaki tan pants and a black tee shirt with a smile logo on it, asked.

"I am the leader of the boys group." Itachi stated.

"Actually, lets make this more interesting..." Ayama stated, Itachi looking at her with a quizzical look.

"Make me leader of the boys and you be the leader of the girls, because, hey, you know if we won we would have made you guys dress up as girls.." Ayama exclaimed, a hint of amusement dancing in her eyes.

"Deal!" Itachi quickly shouted, shaking his wife's hand.

"Itachi!" The guys yelled.

"How could you!?" Kisame cried, "Why would you do this to us!"

Itachi was staring at the blue skinned man that was hugging his shins, soaking his pants with tears of sadness. Were they really against this?

"Look, Kisame.."

"No, No, just...just forget about it, you, you, you... TRAITOR!"

Itachi was baffled. He was never called a traitor, especially by his best friend no less. Sure, hes been called a liar, but never a traitor. "Ayama is our new captain." Kisame shouted, grabbing hold of her arm.

"I don't take orders from a fish man!" Ayama squealed, stomping her foot on the ground.

"A squire no less, the queen doesn't have to listen to you.." Sasori whispered, Deidara catching his little 'personal' reply.

"What?" Deidara asked, looking at Sasori head on.

"N-nothing." Sasori lied, as Deidara bought his little fib.

"Okay, shall we begin?" Sasuke asked, growing impatient.

"Hah! Okay, I will lead you girls to victory!" Itachi shouted, as they all ran to grab their red vests.

The girls and Itachi all began to rapidly disappear behind a wall, as Ino let out her battle cry, ' Hiizaaa!'. Ayama then led the guys into the green base, while they all adjusted their vests. As they huddled at the base waiting for the game to begin, Ayama began explaining her plan for intrusion. All was quiet in the dark room, as they huddled in their 'head quarters' waiting to receive orders.

"Okay this is the plan." Ayama began, having everyone gather closer.

"Each of you individuals will carry out your own mission to fulfill in order to gain the points. The girls are tricky, I will assure you of that, so they will be hard to get around, although, thats something a little word called 'seduction' can solve."

"So, we have to seduce them?" Kisame asked, his face growing into a scowl.

"Not you! They are way to young for you, Sasori, and Deidara, so you three will have different goals, okay? Anyways, like I was saying, here are your missions. Sai, you are in charge of Temari, she will be guarding the base, like I told her too. So, all you have to do is let her shoot you."

"Hell no that makes me seem like a wimp!" Sai exclaimed, throwing his gun to the ground.

"You need to let me finish." Ayama warned, as Sai sighed. (lol)

"Fine."

"Kisame, this is where part of your mission comes into play, Sai will walk up towards Temari, she will obviously shoot him, so he will be frozen for 10 seconds. This is the time when you come out of nowhere with Sasori. Sasori will distract her while, you come in for the kill."

"Ayama." Sasori whispered calmly, sensing the seriousness in her tone.

"What?"

"We aren't in a real war, so theres no need to kill."

"Whatever! Anyways, when Sai sees Kisame go after Temari, he jumps in front of her so Kisame shoots him. Then Sai will distract her with sweet talk and maybe some smooches, got it?"

"Hai." The three of them muttered, loading their guns with ammo.

"Naruto, Hinata will be easy. She is one of the people who will be running around trying to infiltrate our base. All you need to do is find her, and keep her in one place distracted, I don't care what you do with her, they wont be my grandchildren. "

"What!?" Naruto shouted, Neji clamping his hand over his teammates mouth.

"Nothing, anyways...Shikamaru."

"Here we go.." Shikamaru lazily/sarcastically remarked, getting attacked by glares.

"Shikamaru, Your target is Ino, seeming that you are lazy, she wont even bother to shoot you because she knows you wont do anything. So you must catch her off guard. "

"Right, I got it, where is she stationed?"

"Near our main target, the core." Ayama muttered darkly. -que lightning and scary music-

"Neji, Tenten is going to be on the offense, so you will go after her, understood?"

"Yeah."

"Kisame, help in anyways possible, same thing goes for you Sasori."

"Sasuke, Sakura is going to be stationed somewhere near the core, due to Ino being unreliable, although she is also going to be on offense so she can go just about anywhere, its up to you to stop her and be careful! She has a brain like Einstein. "

"I know, I've dated her before, duh!"

"Okay, as for Deidara, you will guard home base."

"Rodger, yeah!

"I will guard the core." Ayama stated, putting her pair of goggles on.
"Oh and watch out, they might spray you with water, particularly in the eyes."

"Got it!" They all shouted in unison, as Ayama nodded, everyone disappearing into the darkness.

--

"Okay, here is the plan." Itachi stated, the girls gathering close together."

"I imagine that Ayama has already told you girls a plan correct?"

They all nodded.

"Okay, someone tell me where she stationed everyone."

"She stationed Temari at home base, Hinata on offense as well as Tenten, Ino at the core and she stationed me near Ino and on offense in case Ino screws up. " Sakura stated.

"Hmm, okay, I know who she will send to each of them. God, she has to give me some credit, taking me too lightly, pfft, change of plans." Itachi murmured, as he looked back to check the timer before round 1.

"Okay, Ino, I'm stationing you on offense, you are unreliable, you will screw up and you will cost this team points if you stay at the core." Itachi exclaimed, having Ino huff in frustration.

"Sakura, you will be near the core."

"Right."

"Tenten, your at home base."

"Okay."

"Temari, you will be at the core."

"Kay."

"Hinata will still be offense but I warn you. You and Sakura will be the only ones infiltrating their base."

"Wait, I thought you said I was near the core?" Sakura questioned, giving Itachi a quizzical look.

"Yes, I did say that, I will perform a jutsu, disguising myself as you. I know for sure Ayama will send Sasuke to distract you, so I will play along, but act like you, get it now?"

"Ohh! Okay."

"Okay, so everyone know the plan?" Itachi asked, as the girls all nodded in approval.

"Okay then, lets move out."

With that said, they all left and headed towards their assigned destinations. The flurry's of red that sped off into the darkness moments ago, glowed, making them look like tiny fireflies.

-- Team Home Base: Red. Target: Located --

Sai was stealthily hiding in the shadows, making himself unseen. As he neared the corner, he heard a familiar voice whisper, that familiar voice just happened to be Tenten. 'Whats going on?' Sai thought as he peered from his tiny hiding space to see a brunette with two buns looking around with a bored expression.

"Sai, what are you waiting for? Go!" Kisame whispered, glaring at the Sasuke look-a-like.

"I cant, the target isn't Temari, its Tenten at home base!" Sai whispered back, turning to face him

"Noo, maybe you got the two mixed up."

"I think I know what my girlfriend looks like Kisame, and she, " Sai exclaimed, pointing towards Tenten, "Is NOT my girlfriend."

"Shh!" Kisame replied, covering Sai's mouth as he ducked down.

"Kisame, what are you doing?" Sai retorted, glaring daggers at the blue guy.

"Shes looking this way."

They waited in the corner, letting the thick darkness consume them. When Tenten finally turned away, they let out the breath that they were unconsciously holding and backed up out of view.

"Okay, Okay, well I'm going to perform the rest of my mission then, good luck with finding a solution!" Kisame happily exclaimed as he escaped back into the dark abyss.

'Great!' Sai sarcastically thought as he sat down on the ground, waiting for the perfect opportunity to pop up.

--

Tenten was pacing back an forth at her home base with her gun in hands.

"Man I'm so bored!" She whispered, as she bit her lip lightly.

She was walking around home base staring at the walkie talkie in her hand, debating on whether to actually use it or not. She was about to put it away, but voices of two unknown people stopped her. Slowly, She turned her head towards the noise, hoping that whoever it was, wasn't going to attack.

Upon not hearing anything, she turned around and clicked her walkie talkie on.

"Hinata, come to base, stat. I have a bad feeling that there is going to be an ambush, over and out." Tenten whispered, as she loaded her gun, waiting for the attack.

"That isn't possible for me, Tenten, I'm currently being watched."

"Crap." Tenten mumbled, as she yet again, bit her lip nervously.

--

Hinata was walking soundlessly away from a blonde boy, who didn't seem to notice her presence yet. Seeing that there was a buzzer behind him that would earn her team points, she went in for the kill.

"AHHH!" She screamed, shooting Naruto countless times as he fell on his ass from her unexpected war cry.

"Hinata?"

It was too late though, she was already sending the buzzer into a wave of red attacks. Naruto inwardly cursed himself for not noticing her, that is, until Sasori came. He quietly rounded the corner, his gun in a sniping position. ZAP! He shot Hinata, who was a bit surprised.

"Naruto, help me take the hostage." He demanded, as he grabbed her wrists.

"What?"

"Sorry Hinata-chan!" Naruto exclaimed, as he grabbed her legs. (A/n: basically, Sasori was holding her arms and Naruto was holding her legs so she kinda looked like a human hammock.)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

--

"That sounds like Hinata." Temari murmured, as she looked up towards the ceiling.

The arena that they were playing in was silent for some time now, which worried Temari greatly. As she stood in front of the core, she quickly scanned the premises. She heard the quiet shuffling of footsteps. Quickly, yet silently, she lifted her gun and chuckled, as a red dot appeared on the persons forehead.

"I've got you, surrender now and I wont send you to a frozen, 10 second death." She stated, cocking the gun.

The said person sighed, and muttered 'troublesome'.

"Heh, Shikamaru, just because your lazy doesn't mean I'm going to lower my guard." She cunningly worded, receiving a shrug.

Shikamaru lazily brushed past Temari, except he was missing something. His vest and his gun!

"Wheres your stuff?" Temari asked, pointing towards him with her gun.

"I'm going to go out to the food court to grab some lunch, I'm hungry." He replied, walking through the 'exit' door.

Temari watched him leave, she was dumbfounded. 'Pfft, whatever.' She thought as she continued to guard the core from the enemy.

--

Ino was skipping through the corridors of her base, her gun locked and loaded.

"Well, well, I was expecting Tenten, but I guess I'll have to take care of you first." Neji stated, scaring Ino to death.

She whirled around, falling on her ass. Her face was white as a ghost, which only plastered a smirk on the Hyuuga's face.

"Don't do that!" Ino shouted, waving her hands in the air.

"You don't boss me around." Neji firmly remarked.

"It doesn't matter! UGH! MEN!" Ino sarcastically yelled, her face growing red with anger.
"WOMEN!" Neji retorted, her last statement making him feel offended.

"What do you got against girls huh?" Ino questioned, as she stood up, brushing the imaginary dust off her sweat pants.

"What do you got against boys?" Neji counter attacked, flipping his hair to the side.

"Your not the only one who could flip hair, pretty boy." Ino laughed, stroking her long blonde hair.

"Shut up already and answer my question!" Neji yelled.

"You answer mine first!"

They both glared at each other for a moment or two before the guns were locked onto their targets, which happened to be each other.

"Lets play a game of chicken Neji." Ino deviously said, her red laser dot aimed for his vest.

"Fine." He replied, his green dot likewise.

--

"Ooo, I see you Sasuke." Itachi whispered to himself as he performed the necessary hand seals and transformed into Sakura.

"Sasuke-kun!" He yelled, batting his eyelashes. (I'm just going to say Sasuke walks towards fake Sakura so I don't confuse anyone!)

Sasuke walked towards fake Sakura with a quizzical look on his face. Fake Sakura looked towards Sasuke with puppy eyes as he pushed 'her' against the wall of the arena.

"Sakura." Sasuke whispered, sending shivers down fake Sakura's spine. 'Ew, he better not try anything.' Fake Sakura a.k.a. Itachi thought as Sasuke's face leaned in closer towards 'hers'.

"Sasuke-kun.." 'She' started, looking towards the ground.

"What is it?" Sasuke asked, concern flooding his voice.

"Its just...never mind." 'She' replied, pushing him off of 'her'.

"Sakura tell me." He pleaded, as fake Sakura turned around, a smile adorning 'her' face.
"Well, I w-wanted to t-tell you the real r-reason why I b-broke up with you." Fake Sakura stuttered, twirling her hair.

"Tell me." He demanded, once again, pinning fake Sakura against the wall.

"I, b-broke up with you be-because..."

"Yes?"

"Be-because..."

"Yes??"

"I, uhm..."

"Out with it Sakura."

"Have a crush on Itachi!!" Fake Sakura -cough cough- Itachi shouted, with 'tears' gleaming in her eyes.

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Cori: Pfft. Itachi is disguised as Sakura

Sasuke: That is not cool.

Itachi: HAHHAHAHAH

Cori: Review, please? XD