Chapter 8- The Morning after the night before.


A/N- Right I'm officially back online and have my first installment of this story! First of all I would like to apologise profusely for leaving it this long but I had school, life, no internet and alot of other shit going on! But I have finished the story and am going to put up a chapter a day as promised! Feel free to review and be mad but I am really sorry and I hope with a chappy a day you guys can find it in your hearts to forgive! :D

God the chapter is a crack one and kindof a filler for the next bombshell chappy!

Please dont hurt me! :S Cuz its short too!

Disclaimer- I don't own bleach but I think that tissue is in my bin!


Renji's eyelids screwed shut as they were assaulted with the solar energy that streamed through the kitchen window. The offending light descended on his naked torso, accentuating the muscles and curving along the black lines that formed his life of tattoos.

Said light was also worming its way across the soft tufts of raven coloured hair that littered the right arm of the tattooed boy.

A groan escaped the lips of the raven catching Renji's attention, as the soft noise whispered across his slightly sticky skin.

"Wake up sleeping beauty" Whispered Renji in a gruff voice, the sleep still fresh in his body.

Tatsuki chuckled before she could help herself, her sweet breath dancing a slow waltz up his chest as she heaved her equally naked body up. At eye level with her red pineapple she sighed in contentment, smiling happily at him she stole a quick kiss and darted from the comfort of the sofa.

Renji, who at this point was still in a near comatose state, blinked in confusion when the object of his affection had disappeared from view. Inky eyebrows furrowed in a frown worthy of a certain Kurosaki and within seconds (okay minutes!) he was on he feet chasing the toned beauty into the already steaming bathroom.


Ichigo sneezed and smirked when a certain black haired midget thrust a tissue unceremoniously into his face.

"Thanks!" She said gruffly, giving him a sideways glance with a little smirk of her own.

His hand slid under the table and he squeezed her thigh playfully, before he could get a chance to explore further and widen the shocked violet orbs who were penetrating him with a strange stare. He was interrupted by the opening of the cafeteria doors and the entry of a certain stray dog and his karate kid who were holding hands and whispering into the deepest caverns of each others ears.

His smirk widened, they just needed to be messed with. Who the hell punches a guys lights out and then decides she wants to bed him and by the looks of the matching damp heads, have a shower with him to!?

Well he and Rukia couldn't say anything as they met in a flurry of clashing limbs and smashing mouths, which ended in him covered in tiny cuts as she helps her brother hit him over the head with what looked like a pink bottle the had splintered into a thousand tiny pieces.

Anyway, Ichigo placed the trademark frown back on his face and poked the large breasted red head to his left.

Insane laughter was heard as Ichigo was chased from the cafeteria by an angry dog and his new girlfriend who didn't appreciate the fact that he had told the school gossip they had just lost their virginity.

Who knew guessing things could be so fun?