The Mega AllStar Fanfiction Royal Rumble

Summary: Three hundred of the best wrestlers and characters (yes, I did say 300) compete in a wild and insane Royal Rumble match featuring two rings, pure insanity, and a huge cash prize.

Disclaimer: I don't own WWE, IMPACT Wrestling, Lucha Underground, Ring of Honor, New Japan Pro Wrestling, FOX network, CBS, Mattel, Hasbro, Capcom, Universal Pictures, Paramount Pictures, TBS, or any company whatsoever.

Myself and UltimateWarriorFan4Ever created the list of entrants. But, UltimateWarriorFan4Ever helped me with eliminations and everything else.

Rated T for wrestling violence and language.

This is a special request for Jeff Hardy Fan VR1.

Chapter 9: H.O.H Music Factory

The fans started to count down to the next entrant.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #36: Ally Dawson (Austin & Ally)

Out of the stage was this teenage girl with long brown hair, she had on a red tank top, blue jean shorts that goes right down to her knees, and brown wrestling boots. Ally had got a standing ovation from the crowd.

"Look who we got competing in the rumble," Jerry Lawler said.

"It is songwriter and singer, Ally Dawson, from the hit Disney show, Austin and Ally," JBL said.

Ally ran down the entrance way and enter the ring. She delivers a dropkick to Sunset Shimmer, knocking her down.

"Ally dropkicks Sunset," Michael Cole said.

Then, Ally gets Angélico with a clothesline, knocking him down.

"And down goes Angélico courtesy of Ally Dawson," Jerry Lawler said.

Then, Ally runs at Naruto and nails him with a running dropkick, knocking him into the top right corner of ring one as the fans cheer for each move she made.

"Running dropkick by Ally and Naruto gets knocked into the corner," JBL said.

In ring two, Finn Balor had given AJ Styles multiple punches in the bottom right corner of the ring.

"Finn is trying to wear out AJ with those punches," Michael Cole said.

Finn lifts AJ up onto the top rope and Finn climbs up to the middle rope, he tries for a superplex but AJ was hanging onto the ropes for his life.

"Finn is trying for a superplex, but it is not working," JBL said.

After a few seconds, Al Bundy came over to the corner and try for a powerbomb superplex combination, but it didn't work as well.

"Al is trying to join in this attempt, but it is no use," Jerry Lawler said.

A few seconds later, Ally enters ring two and helps Al with the attempt. Al grabs Finn's left leg and Ally grabs Finn's right leg, and they get Finn and AJ with a powerbomb superplex combination as the fans went ballistic for that move.

"OH MY GOD," Michael Cole screamed in horror.

"It is like a car wreck, and Finn Balor and AJ Styles were the victims," JBL said.

As Ally and Al were starting to fight after that move and with brawls breaking out in both rings, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means the next entrant was on his way.

"Entrant thirty-seven is about to come out in ten seconds," Jerry Lawler said.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #37: Tommy Dreamer

With "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains playing through the speakers, out of the stage was "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer. Decked out in all black (including a House of Hardcore t-shirt) and carrying a garbage can full of weapons, Tommy received a respectable ovation from the crowd with them chanting "ECW" over and over again.

"Talk about going the extreme," Jerry Lawler said.

"It is ECW legend, Tommy Dreamer, representing House of Hardcore," JBL said.

Tommy took a good run down the entrance way and toss the can into the ring, he enters the ring soon after. Tommy grabs a kendo stick and nails Tyler Breeze in the back with it.

"Tommy nails Tyler with the kendo stick," Jerry Lawler said.

Then, Tommy nails Leela in the ribs with the kendo stick as she was trying to get Tommy with a garbage can lid.

"Leela tried to get Tommy Dreamer, but it failed," JBL said.

Then, Tommy sees Mojo Rawley in ring two looking to bounce off the ropes. So, Tommy goes to the other side of the ring and nails Mojo in the back of the head with the stick, just as he bounced off the ropes.

"Mojo gets nailed in the back of the head with that kendo stick," Jerry Lawler said.

In ring two, Ally grabs the back of Mojo's head and launches him over the top rope and his feet landed on the floor, and right near the commentator's table, ending his rumble run.

"And with that, both of the hype bros. are out," Michael Cole said.

"At least Mojo Rowley lasted the longest out of the hype bros.," JBL said.

18th eliminated: Mojo Rawley, by Ally Dawson, Duration-16:21

As Mojo left the ringside area, back in ring one, Tommy had dropped the kendo stick and picked up the trash can as New Jack picked up a steel chair.

"Take a look at this, it is a battle of ECW legends, but who will be left standing ," Michael Cole said.

Then, Tommy and New Jack started to battle out with trash can and chair, but it was even at this point.

"Look at this, it is an even match up but no one is down yet," JBL said.

After fourteen seconds of a back and forth struggle, Tommy kicks New Jack in the ribs and tosses away the can. He then sets the chair on the ground, locks New Jack in a front head lock position, and gets New Jack with a DDT right onto the chair as the fans popped for that move.

"DDT by Tommy Dreamer and New Jack is down," Jerry Lawler said.

As Tommy got up and was feeling pumped from that move, Al enters ring one and grabs a garbage can lid, he then hits the lid right onto the back of Tommy Dreamer, as Tommy fell onto the ring and Al was given several boos from the fans.

"Al Bundy just smashes Tommy Dreamer in the back with that trash can lid," Michael Cole said.

As Al Bundy raised his arms in victory, he notices that the ten second mark on the Titantron appeared and that means, the next entrant was coming out.

"Entrant thirty-eight is on his way," JBL said.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #38: Farkle Minkus (Girl Meets World)

Out of the stage was this boy with short brown hair, black shirt and over top was a black hoodie, dark grey jeans, and black sneakers (he was in his Donnie Barnes alter-ego). But instead of cheers that he wanted, all Farkle got was a bunch of boos from the crowd (most of them hated Girl Meets World).

"Okay, who the hell is this punk," JBL said.

"Well that's Farkle Minkus from Boy Meets World spin-off show, Girl Meets World, and these fans don't like him one bit," Jerry Lawler said.

Farkle took his time and walk down the entrance way and he hopped on the apron. He entered the ring, but was clothesline over the top rope by Al Bundy and his feet hit the floor and Farkle's elimination brought huge cheers from the crowd.

"Wow, Farkle was in and now he is out of the rumble," Michael Cole said.

19th eliminated: Farkle Minkus, by Al Bundy, Duration-0:02

"Take a look, Farkle was in the match for two seconds, the same time that Warlord spend in the ring at the 1989 Royal Rumble match," Jerry Lawler said.

Farkle was furious he was eliminated so quickly, so he dragged Al Bundy under the ropes and tries to punch Al in the face, but Al counter with a right hand punch to Farkle's face, knocking him down.

"Farkle try to take down Al, but Al counter with a strike of his own," JBL said.

Then, Al drags the steel steps out of the top left corner on ring one and sets it about five feet away from the corner.

"Oh man, I have a bad feeling this is going to end badly," JBL said.

Then, Al grabs Farkle by the head and leads him to the top of the steps, then Al lifts Farkle upside down and gives him a piledriver right onto the steel steps as the fans went crazy and even chanting "this is awesome" for that move.

"OH MY GOD," Michael Cole screamed in horror.

"I think that Farkle might need an ambulance after that horrible piledriver," Jerry Lawler said.

As Farkle was being tended to by the EMTs, Al Bundy re-enter ring one and gave a flying double clothesline to Jeremy Buck and Kyo Kusanagi.

"Al takes down Jeremy and Kyo with a double clothesline," JBL said.

Then, Al clotheslines Naruto, knocking him down.

"Down goes Naruto, thanks to Al Bundy," Michael Cole said.

Then, Pacifica starts to nail Al Bundy with punches straight to Al's face.

"And Pacifica is fighting back with fist shots to Al's face," Jerry Lawler said.

As that was happening, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron (most time was wasted because of the post-elimination attack on Farkle) which means the next entrant was coming out.

"Our next entrant is only seconds away," Michael Cole said.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Then out of the speakers was this 1950s rock music playing through the stadium and the next entrant appears from the stage and fans gave out a standing ovation to this entrant which was.

Entrant #39: Honky Tonk Man

With his Elvis Presley style haircut, a guitar in hand, and wearing this blue wrestling gear similar to Jerry Lawler's ring gear (this was the same ring gear that Honky Tonk Man wore in the 1998 Royal Rumble Match).

"OH MY GOD, IT'S THE HONKY TONK MAN," Jerry Lawler screamed with excitement.

"This is Honky Tonk Man's first Royal Rumble match since 2001," JBL said.

Honky Tonk Man took a little bit of a run and enter the ring with the guitar in hand, ready to strike.

"Looks like Honky Tonk Man is looking to take down somebody with that guitar," Michael Cole said.

Honky Tonk Man is looking to strike Tommy Dreamer with the guitar, but when he swings the guitar towards Tommy, Tommy ducks and nails Leela with the guitar, smashing it into pieces and knocking her down, bringing in cheers from the crowd.

"Honky Tonk Man nails Leela with the guitar and she's down," Jerry Lawler said.

Then, Naruto picks up Leela and throws her over the top rope, Leela try to hang on to the top rope but she didn't have any strength left and her feet hit the floor, ending her run in the rumble.

"And just like that, Leela's run in the rumble is over," JBL said.

20th eliminated: Leela, by Naruto Uzumaki, Duration-21:20

As Leela left the ringside area, in ring two, Morrigan Aensland and Tyler Breeze were trading shots to the face.

"Look at this, Morrigan and Tyler are trading punches and they are not down," Jerry Lawler said.

After a few seconds, Tyler knees Morrigan in the gut and nails her with the supermodel kick (super kick) to the face, knocking her down.

"Supermodel kick by Tyler Breeze, and Morrigan is down," Michael Cole said.

As Tyler turned around, Vincent Valentine picks him up and gets him with a running spinebuster.

"Spinebuster, Vincent must have watched a lot of Triple H matches to prepare for this match," JBL said.

Back in ring one, Honky Tonk Man was giving chops to the chest of Jeremy Buck in the bottom left corner of ring one.

"Look at this, Honky Tonk Man is just giving Jeremy Buck those chops to the chest," Jerry Lawler said.

Then, Honky Tonk Man hooks Jeremy's arm around his neck and he lifts him upside down and after a few seconds, he drops him with a vertical suplex.

"Honky Tonk Man takes down Jeremy Buck with that suplex," JBL said.

As Honky Tonk Man got up after the suplex, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means entrant forty is on his way.

"Entrant forty is going to come down in a few seconds," Michael Cole said.

10…9…8…7…6…5…4…3…2…1…BZZT!

Entrant #40: Tourette's Guy

Out of the stage was this guy with brown balding hair, glasses, neck brace, wearing a blue Tony the Tiger shirt, brown pants, and black shoes. The fans immediately gave a good ovation because this entrant was internet star, Tourette's Guy.

"Uh, I'm not sure who this guy is," Jerry Lawler said.

"This is Tourette's Guy, famous YouTube star and entrant forty in this rumble," Michael Cole said.

Tourette's Guy runs down the entrance way and enters the ring. He nails Ally Dawson with a clothesline, knocking her down.

"Tourette's Guy takes down Ally," JBL said.

Then, he takes down Kyo with a clothesline as well.

"Now Kyo feels the pain of a clothesline," Jerry Lawler said.

Tourette's Guy then takes down El Torito with a kick to the ribs.

"Tourette's Guy now takes down El Torito," Michael Cole said.

As Tourette's Guy looked pumped, he turns around and Honky Tonk Man takes him down with a running clothesline.

"And Honky Tonk Man takes down Tourette's Guy with a clothesline," JBL said.

Tourette's Guy got onto his knees and begins to curse.

"F***, c***, ass, f***," Tourette's Guy cursed in anger.

"Well, Tourette's Guy is definitely not family friendly here tonight, but it is TV-14 so that is fine with me," Jerry Lawler said.

Tourette's Guy gets up and takes down Honky Tonk Man with a violent clothesline bringing in cheers from the fans.

"Tourette's Guy takes Honky Tonk Man down," Michael Cole said.

Then, he begins to stomp on the WWE legend over and over again.

"Tourette's Guy must have watch a lot of Nexus and Shield matches, cause he's stomping on Honky Tonk Man like he is a doormat," JBL said.

After eight seconds, he sees New Jack coming with a garbage can in hand and spears him to the ground, knocking the can out of his hands.

"Spear by Tourette's Guy and down goes New Jack," Jerry Lawler said.

Tourette's Guy runs up to the top right corner in ring one and he sees the brawl happening in ring two that involved AJ Styles, Finn Balor, Captain America, Vincent Valentine, Hernandez, Tyler Breeze, and Naruto Uzumaki.

"Oh man, what does Tourette's Guy have in mind," Michael Cole said.

Then, Tourette's Guy launches from ring one and onto the opponents in ring two, taking them down with a Dean Ambrose like dive that brought a huge pop from the crowd.

"OH MY LORD," JBL screamed in shock.

"Tourette's Guy took down seven people with one dive," Jerry Lawler said.

As people were laid out in ring two and with fights happening in ring one, the ten second mark appears on the Titantron which means another entrant would be appearing soon.

"Entrant forty-one is about to arrive," Michael Cole said.

To be continued

Wow, that sure was a wild chapter and Al Bundy's vicious assault on Farkle will always be on my mind. Anyway, here are the stats after this chapter.

Entries gone through this story: 40

Entries left: 260

People in the ring: 20

Eliminated competitors: Barry Eisenberg, Heath Burns, Rikishi, Christie Monterio, King Barrett, Rob Van Dam, PJ Black, Bobby Roode, Michael Bennett, Lelouch Lamperouge, Chris, Rhyno, Courtney, Mark Henry, Ash Williams, Zack Ryder, Dan Hibiki, Mojo Rawley, Farkle Minkus, and Leela.

Still in the match: Al Bundy, AJ Styles, Finn Balor, Morrigan Aensland, Pacifica Northwest, Kyo Kusanagi, Captain America, New Jack, Angélico, Vincent Valentine, Tyler Breeze, Sunset Shimmer, Hernandez, Naruto Uzumaki, Jeremy Buck, El Torito, Ally Dawson, Tommy Dreamer, Honky Tonk Man, and Tourette's Guy.

Longest time in the ring: Al Bundy (thirty-eight minutes and counting.)

Shortest time in the ring: Farkle Minkus (two seconds)

Most eliminations: Finn Balor (four eliminations)

Will Tourette's Guy pull off more crazy high flying moves in the rumble?

Will anyone break Farkle's shortest time in the ring record?

Is iOS 9 the best update that Apple has to offer?

Tune in to find out.