Before the show starts, I wanna wish Jonathen a super duper happy (and a tad too early) birthday! Yeah I know, I have some really shitty timing. I also don't trust myself to get out another chapter before December ends. (cue super sarcastic grumbling from the Overlord in the background) Oh yes, he sends his regards too.
And now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Marune: Hey Vr?
Vr: (sprawled across a couch, playing video games) Wassup?
Marune: What do you want for Christmas?
Vr: Aren't you a bit too old to be writing letters to Santa!
Marune: No! You're never too old!
Vr: Whatever you say, kid.
Marune: Well, I want a leather jacket, but in red! Mom won't get me one, because she says it makes me look too edgy, so I'll just ask Santa to get it for me! I also wanna Nerf gun! Except I'm not allowed to shoot it in the house. Maybe some extra daggers...oh! I want a minifridge all for myself! To hide my pasta!
Vr: You know, I have coupons for the local appliances store.
Marune: Is that so? Where are they?
Vr: ...I lost them.
Marune: ...I am not surprised...
Vr: Hey Everyone! Welcome back to Dawn of the Ninja Dares! I'm your host Vr, and anyone to tells me to take it easy on them because it's Christmas and the spirit of giving is getting a candy cane shoved up their arse.
Lloyd: A WHAT shoved up WHERE!?
Cole: I mean...it's possible...
Vr: Cole...
Cole: Yeah?
Vr: Put the candy cane down.
Cole: (slowly lowers giant candy cane)
Vr: Seriously, there are children here.
Kai: Way to save us from an M rating.
Vr: Shut up Kai, or else your halls are getting decked.
Kai: I don't know what you're trying to imply.
Vr: Whatever your imagination decides I am implying. Now, we don't have all day! Let's get to the dares!
Kai: Ah yes, my favourite part of the day.
Marune: It's my favourite part too!
Kai: I was being sarcastic.
Vr: Oh no.
Marune: What?
Vr: It's...whose idea was this!?
Marune: Is it bad?
Vr: We're having another round of Jay the surgeon.
Marune: Okay, that is bad.
(in the local hospital)
Jay: (wearing a surgical masks and doctor scrubs) I'm not an entirely sure why there's a graveyard right next to the hospital. Poor city planning, I guess.
Patient: Wait, what-
Jay: Don't worry kid. You won't feel a thing.
Patient: Are you even a real doctor?
Jay: NURSE! GET ME MY DRILL!
Cole: If he botches the surgery, we all pretend we don't know him.
Vr: Who would even trust him with a drill?
Marune: Somebody?
Kai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Vr: Oh, what's the problem now?
Kai: I GOT A TIE FIGHTER!
Vr: ...
Marune: I want a tie fighter!
Vr: Would your mother really let one of those into the house?
Kai: This is the one time I'm actually happy to receive a dare on this stupid show.
Vr: Dares, you say?
Kai: Oh, shut up.
Vr: Aw, but these are some good ones.
Marune: What?
Overlord: Hey, where did this pit come from? Oh dear...are those rabid fangirls? I can't tell from here.
Vr: Want to take a closer look?
Overlord: No.
Vr: (gives Overlord a shove)
Overlord: HEY! Oh...hello, ladies.
Jaya Fangirl: Why do we keep running into you!?
Overlord: I keep asking myself that.
Jaya Fangirl 2: Let's kill him, then go drive the rest of the fandom nuts with how we degrade all other ships and pick on the Conya fans!
Overlord: Wait-
Vr: Ooh, things are not looking good for that talking golf ball.
Jay: I'm sensing a bias here.
Vr: Oh, shaddup.
Overlord: (looking like a bruised golf ball) I hate you all.
Vr: (holding a frying pan) Take your frustrations out on someone with this!
Overlord: Gladly! (accepts the offering)
Lloyd: How does that even work!?
Overlord: (smacks Lloyd)
Lloyd: OW!
Vr: Welcome to Ninjago. Where there's so such thing as plot and logic can go screw itself.
Kai: That's...that's somewhat accurate...
Vr: And the fanfics can be very interesting at times.
Cole: Like what?
Vr: Like this one!
Jay: Ooh, I'm featured in the fanfic!
Cole: What kind of story is this...oh...
Jay: Um, Cole?
Cole: Yeah?
Jay: I'm feeling mildly uncomfortable.
Vr: Welcome to Ninjago. Where 67% of all fanfics are either gay smut or dare shows.
Kai: The joke is old.
Vr: You're old!
Kai: That doesn't even make sense!
Marune: Hey...um...guys...we have more dares to do...
Vr: Oh yeah!
Kai: Like what?
Vr: Like phones.
Marune: Lots of phones.
Kai: What about phones?
Vr: (throws one at Krux)
Krux: Aw man. (here comes another phone) Ow! (and another) Stop that! (you get the idea) Guys, this isn't funny! Stop-OUCH!
Vr: Of course it's funny. I'm having a great time.
Krux: Of course you are.
Acronix: You need to relax. There's nothing wrong with a little bit of tech every once in a while.
Vr: Which reminds me...you're banned from using tech.
Acronix: What!?
Vr: Yep! You heard me!
Acronix: T_T
Vr: What's the big deal anyways?
Marune: Why would you ask that.
Vr: It's a serious question. And you don't get off easy either.
Marune: What?
Vr: Be nice towards Jay.
Marune: I...I don't wanna!
Vr: It's just for one chapter.
Marune: But-
Vr: Just. One. Chapter.
Marune: ...
Vr: Alrighty then! And to make up for it-
Marune: Yay!
Jay: No!
Vr: (opens the door)
Jay: Um...that doesn't sound very threatening...
(cats come running out and knock Jay over)
Jay: I was sorely mistaken.
Vr: Because you can never have enough animals running loose in the house...release the murder!
Jay: The what!?
Vr: Y'know...a murder of crows?
(crows surround Morro)
Mrro: I know how this is gonna end.
Jay: Oh, I get it! It's called a murder of crows and he's already dead.
Kai: It wasn't that funny.
Jay: Well, it's funny to me.
Vr: If the crows do kill him a second time, I'd be impressed.
Lloyd: Wot...
Vr: You know, there's something nagging me about the time twins.
Krux: If you're planning on throwing even more phones at me-
Vr: One of you was unplanned, right?
Krux: ...
Acronix: We all know who that was.
Krux: Yeah, you.
Acronix: Um, excuse me, sir!
Vr: While this fight would be amusing, I would prefer to have my entire cast alive until the end of the chapter.
Kai: For the dares?
Vr: For the dares.
Kai: Of course.
Vr: Anyways...who wants to play a card game?
Kai: Just...a card game?
Vr: A card game.
Jay: No twists that kill everyone or anything?
Vr: It's just cards.
Lloyd: I don't believe you.
Vr: It's. Cards.
(one long card game later)
Kai: This is exact reason nobody trusts you.
Vr: I said it was a card game.
Kai: Yeah! Cards Against Humanity!
Vr: But it's cards!
Lloyd: How come I'm not allowed to play?
Marune: I want a turn!
Vr: Umm...because neither of you have officially reached puberty.
Marune: No fair!
Lloyd: Hey, I did! My voice got deeper-
Vr: And that is a can of worms I am not planning on opening.
Kai: Finally, a statement I agree with.
Marune: Fine. Can we do a dare that I'm allowed to witness?
Vr: Sure!
Kai: Great.
Vr: Oh, relax! It's not like anyone's daring you to go have a dinner date with the shark or something!
Kai: Or something?
Vr: You know what to do.
Kai: I hate you.
(at a fancy restaurant)
Kai: (holding a menu) So, I'm getting the steak. What do you want?
Shark: ...
Kai: It's amazing how you're only capable of one word.
Shark: ...
Kai: And you end up leaving me to carry the whole conversation.
Shark: I actually went to Oxford and have a Bachelor's degree in English and I am capable of a vocabulary larger than your puny brain can understand, but I also have a sense of humour and like screwing around with you.
Kai: Did...you just talk?
Shark: Uhhh...bite?
Marune: Was that supposed to be a plot twist?
Vr: A weak version of it, I guess.
66samvr: (slams head against keyboard)
Vr: I've seen better. Y'know...
Marune: What?
Vr: We have time for one more dare.
Marune: I'm all for it.
Vr: Let's do it then.
Lloyd: Please let this be the last one.
Vr: You got the cake ready?
Cole: There's gonna be cake?
Vr: Shut up. Marune, is the cake ready?
Marune: Yep!
Cole: Can I have some? Well, not like you have to give me some. But I'd like some.
Vr: It's all yours, Cole.
Cole: Really?
Marune: No strings attached!
Cole: Great! But, I know that's not true. Since when has anybody ever given me cake without making me do something incredibly stupid and dare-related?
Jay: So, I can take the cake if you don't want it!
Cole: Touch my dessert, Jay, and you're swimming with Kai and the shark.
Jay: I'm gonna touch it.
Cole: Don't you dare.
Jay: Imma steal it!
Cole: No!
Jay: I'm gonna-
Cole: (stabs fork into Jay's hand)
Jay: OW!
Marune: Aw...I was expecting something funnier.
Jay: My own pain and suffering isn't funny enough for you!?
Vr: Nyeh.
Kai: I've been saying that since day 1, but of course nobody ever pays attention to me.
Happy early Christmas!
I think this is a good way of ending the year; I probably won't upload DND2 again until sometime in January or February, so yeah. I'm really hoping everybody has a good 2019. I'm personally looking forward to the start of a new year, mainly because 2018 was filled with a lot of shit.
Just a reminder, Children of the Heroes is still a thing! It's my new, Ninjago, Next-gin fanfic! But is it your typical Next-gen fanfic?
