A/N: And now chapters for all those forgotten by myself……

It not my fault, them names are hard to write…..fooey.

Be ready for the ridiculousness of reality TV. And Aizen who is scarily OC. I think.

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Aizen looked at them all in a kind way that did not betray his true thoughts. Nor did it comfort them in any way. If the leader says one of you is going to get demoted, you start to wonder whether or not it will be you.

"Stark." He said, breaking the silence.

Everyone stared at Stark. If Stark gets kicked out, what does that say about the rest of them?

"You are safe."

Gin appeared behind Aizen with a sign that said "Survivor"

Aizen focused on Stark, who was awake, and explained why Stark was safe. "While you are a lazy degenerate you are a skilled fighter. You also do not cause trouble."

Attention shifted to Barrigan. "Barrigan. You are safe. While you may be an old man and an arrogant one at that, you have the power to back it up. You too do not cause trouble."

Barrigan merely grunted.

"You are safe Halibel, for you are a person I can count on. You are powerful and loyal." He paused. "And I must say; you look quite adorable with Sora on your lap."

You couldn't see the expression on Halibel's face but you can tell from her reiatsu that she was neither offended nor pleased.

"Ulquiorra." Aizen gave a brief nod to his most loyal of Espada. "You are safe."

His gaze shifted to Nnoitra. "If you weren't powerful and lost your arms, I would dump you faster than I did Hinamori."

Gin's sign switched to "Oh, BURN!"

"Grimmjow." Grimmjow tched, looking bored but really wanted to get out of there. "You are problematic. You go against my orders, you cuss and you get into the catnip."

Grimmjow rolled his eyes; it was only for that one time.

"Zommari." Aizen had to pause and think. Come to think of it Zommari was the mellow one of his Espada. "You are like Tousen." That wasn't a good thing or a bad thing.

"Szayel, you are a creep." Aizen had to admit that. "You make me question my sexuality at times not mention you have a tendency to experiment on people."

Szayel was flattered his leader thought so lowly of him.

"Aaronniero…" Aizen made a face. "You are…." He stopped again before speaking once more after a long pause. "You are entertaining."

Gin's sign had changed to "Rukia's former crush/foil character"

"Yami, you are a great cook and loyal. You are safe."

Aizen indicted to the group. "Nnoitra, Grimmjow, Szayel, Zommari and Aaronniero you will be judged by your performance in a few tests I have made. "In other to find out which one of you I will eliminate, you must go through each test with a good score. Your peers will judge you and if you are voted out, will be sent to the tribal council!"

"You fucking kidding me?" Grimmjow roared, growling. "What the hell?"

Aizen silenced him with a well put glare.

Aizen took a laser pointer and used it to direct his Espada's attentions. "Your first task is this: a TV show called the Bachelorette."

He pointed to Halibel. "Your job is to woo Halibel."

Halibel had no clue Aizen was going to do this and did not like the idea of being 'wooed'. It wasn't as if her choices were that great. Nnoitra was a pervert, Grimmjow was a rash idiot and Szayel loves his experiments too much. Zommari was very quiet and Aaronniero was two heads and one body. The men left something to be desired.

Nnoitra stood and swaggered over to Halibel. "Hah, I got this beat." He slung his arm over her shoulder. "Hey baby, you wanna hook up with me?"

One second Nnoitra was grinning, the next he was grabbing his balls and in great pain. Halibel looked at the others, as if daring them to try.

Aizen gulped. "Okay. Nevermind. Next!"

The slide changed. "SuperNanny!" Aizen looked enthusiastic.

"In order to teach you all discipline, I got a nanny from Britan!" Aizen didn't seem to care that they were not kids anymore. "Sora do you want to help judge?"

Sora nodded fiercely, climbing up on the table and running towards Aizen, his little feet padding on the table. He was close to his targ-

"GET OFF THE TABLE!" One second nice, the next snapping like a dog.

Sora slipped of the table, crashing head first onto the ground. "Sorry Aizen-sama." He said weakly.

After recovering his pride, he went over to Aizen's side, climbing up onto the man's broad shoulders. This was a great view. Aizen-sama was a tall man.

"She will be here in a few hours." Aizen informed the Espada. "Now I had these gigai prepared for you all."

Servants wheeled carts in.

"Aizen gone insane." Nnoitra announced as he stared at his chibi body. He looked so tiny and small.

"I ain't doin this." Grimmjow said resolutely. He liked being tall and muscular.

It took a bit of struggling and fighting before the combined efforts of Aizen and Gin got Grimmjow into his gigai. The small blue haired boy scowled.

"Oh look Sora, your long lost brother!" Gin chirped happily, patting Grimmjow's head. Grimmjow snarled and snapped his teeth at Gin's hand.

Zommari and Szayel already got into their gigai. Aaronniero inspected his gigai before he was satisfied with his mini-Kaien persona.

"As for the others…." Aizen looked at the remaining Espada. "I was going to make you the older siblings but then I figured that if you were the servants then my case would be much more appealing."

The other Espada just stared at Aizen incredulous.

In the back, Gin held up a sign: "I din't do it, he already like this before I came along".

Ulquiorra just released a sigh. At least this was better than the other hair brained schemes that his siblings came up with. Besides, it wasn't as if anyone else will be seeing them get humiliated in such a way.

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When the whole nanny fiasco ended, only one person was smirking and that wasn't Gin or Aizen.

"Served the bitch right." Grimmjow sneered, sauntering in his gigai.

His little form was covered in blood, none that was his.

Szayel giggled. "Trying to teach me science? Hah."

"No one steals my porn books." Nnoitra clutched his porn books, his chibi face fierce.

Aaronniero chuckled, his Kaien persona grinned. "Bitch got what was coming to her."

Zommari was silent, he had nothing to say.

Aizen looked to Sora before looking back at his little delinquents. "You really didn't have to rip her spine out."

Grimmjow shrugged. "That was all Szayel, me? I just punched her lights out."

Szayel made a snort. "She tried to give me beginners Lab Experiment. What did she think I was? Stupid?"

Aizen groaned into his palm. "At least it didn't go that bad." Sure the nanny was killed as were her camera people but that wasn't that bad. He'll have to fix some things, cover up the manner of death and culprits. Last thing he needed was an investigation.

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A/N: Ehhhh….I hope you guys like it. It'd be section in several parts before I jump back…into the timeline..kinda…

Yeaaah….