Alrighty, here's the newest chapter of Birth of Eclipse! Now I'm sorry to say, the Smackdown isn't going to happen just yet. But, the leaf entourage will get their butts handed to them by Twilight for some of the things they say! Not even Akamaru is safe! And also, after much thought, I've decided to use the Epic Rap Battles Of History: Al Capone vs. Blackbeard for this chapter! I hope you all enjoy seeing the horrible rapper, Killer Bee get Capwned!
Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto, or My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic! But if I did, Celestia and Fluttershy would've stayed by Twilight's side at the wedding, and the others would've been heavily reprimanded for their actions!
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Wrath of A Pregnant Woman! Naruto Out Raps The Killer Bee! Part 1
For about fifteen minutes, Naruto just stared them down, his anger and rage boiling to the point of a catastrophic eruption. Kakashi noticed the stare and instantly grew confused.
"What's all that anger about, Naruto?" Kakashi asked. "Don't you want to come back to the village, and become Hokage?" That's what he said before he noticed Twilight, holding her arms around her pregnant belly. "And who's the fat lady?"
"You talkin' to me?" Twilight asked with narrowed eyes.
"Uh oh," Spike said to Sasuke. "He called her fat."
"You talkin' to me?!" Twilight repeated with a vein bulging on her forehead.
"Yup," Sasuke replied to the dragon-turned-dog. "He shouldn't have done that..."
"ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?!" Twilight repeated louder this time with glowing red eyes.
"NOW you've done it!" Naruto said with an evil smirk.
"For your info, I. Am. PREGNANT! RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" Twilight let out a battle cry as she charged with reckless abandon. The leaf village entourage used a working scouter that they took from a Dragonball Z convention to measure her power level. Twilight was just BARELY held back by Naruto's loving embrace.
"Kiba, what does the scouter say about her power level?!" Kakashi asked the young Inuzuka. Kiba removed the scouter from his face and held it for a second.
"IT'S... 1006." Kiba said calmly.
"Wha-really?!" Kakashi asked, not believing his ears.
"Yeah! Kick her ass, Kakashi!" Kiba replied, not caring that Twilight was pregnant.
"So it seems she's not just pregnant, but she's a pregnant WEAKLING." Kakashi said with his usual lazy tone.
Twilight looked at Naruto with a look that said she didn't want him caught up in the crossfire.
"Okay!" Naruto said as he wisely let go.
And so, the beatdown of the pervert happens right now.
"I don't need to-DAH! DOH! DUH! OOF! AHA-OW!" The leaf crew was looking on in awe and fear at the sight of an elite Jounin getting his butt handed to him by a pregnant girl of all things. "DAH! DOH! DAH! DOH! DOH! DOH!"
"Hmmm, that doesn't seem right..." Kiba said as Kakashi was still screaming in pain as Twilight was literally breaking every bone in his body.
"Hey! My arm doesn't bend that way! MY ARM DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY! (Sickening Snapping noise) AH, NOW IT DOES!" Kakashi cried out in pain. Kiba then saw that he made an error with Twilight's power level.
"Wait, wait wait wait! KAKASHI!" Kiba said as Kakashi landed at his feet back first.
"Oow! WHAT?!" The cycloptic ninja asked, obviously in pain.
"I had the scouter upside down!" Kiba then took the scouter again. "It's over 9000! Rah...!" He said as he crushed the scouter.
"Why do you sound so bored?" Lee asked his teammate.
"Because, it's still not a threat." Kiba replied.
Ino decided to try and reason with him. "But-"
"To US! Besides, if we attack all at once, we can easily take Naruto back to the village! Kakashi just made the mistake of calling a woman fat." Kiba then winced. "Believe me, I've learned from personal experience to NEVER call a woman fat!"
Before they could attack though, Naruto got an idea. Thankfully, he still had access to his telepathy spell, and told his group about his plan before getting the other groups attention.
"Well, what if I were to issue a challenge?" Naruto asked.
This caught the 'retrieval teams interest. "We're listening..." Hiashi said, indicating for our hero to go on.
"I challenge you to a rap battle. You may choose any ONE ninja to represent you. If you win, I'll return to the village without a fight. But should I win, you are to leave me, and my friends and family alone, and NEVER come after me again! Do we have a deal?" Naruto asked reaching his hand out.
Hiashi may have been prideful, but he is not without honor. He shook the young mans hand. "Your ways of persuasion are simply uncanny... Deal!"
Okay, so the rap battle will be happening next chapter, followed by the actual Equestria Girls adventure! Sorry this chapter is so short, but don't you worry, I'm gonna try to make the next few chapters longer if I can! But for now, enjoy the new chapter! Oh, and before I forget... I also DON'T own the Dragonball Z TFS moment that happened in this chapter!
