Death and love by psychojuggalo

Death and love by psychojuggalo

I do not own Naruto

"Hi" people talking

"Hi" people whispering

"Hi" Kyuubi talking

"Hi" thinking

Kurenai awoke to find her favorite pillow gone so stretching out a little Kurenai decided to look for her pint sized lover. As she rose to her feet she felt the worst pain she ever felt between her legs and she immediately fell back on the bed silently vowing to kill a certain fox demon container for a certain huge appendage that caused her a lot of pain. She was pulled out of her thoughts by a loud snickering coming from the door way Kurenai looked up and her eyes widened.

WITH NARUTO

In his mindscape Naruto was having the time of his life Kyuubi was bombarding him with a thousand and one questions about his late night activities with a certain red eyed genjutsu expert.

"How….."

"It was wonderful I don't think it could have been any better for a first time she was wonderful damn I love that woman with all of my heart."

"Kit don't you….."

"No I loved her like this before we had sex but I didn't know she was that buck wild in bed."

"First off kit…."

"Stop finishing your sentences"

"exactly o…."

"K"

"KIT STOP FINISHING MY MOTHER"

"fucking sentences"

"FUCK I CANT EVEN"

"vent"

Heaving a exasperated sigh the Kyuubi decide that his container was the most annoying container in the world

WITH KURENAI

"Ka-san "Kurenai said to Motoko who had a huge grin on her face

"So" asked Motoko the grin threatening to split her face in half "How was my new husband in the sack"

"He wa….. Wait what do you mean by your new husband?" asked a confused Kurenai

Sighing Motoko told her "I was approached by a slim ball council member that told me that he was gong to use the demon to get a bunch of girls pregnant so I thought that if Naruto gets some girl from a bad clan after sex she might try to kill him so I went and told the council that I would be Naruto-kuns second wife" spoke a blushing Motoko

Thinking for a second Kurenai liked the idea who better to watch a person than two people that have been with you for all of your life after a little more thinking Kurenai got a devilish grin on her face "Hey ka-san" spoke Kurenai in a sugary sweet voice

:"Yes Kurenai-chan?" asked a confused Motoko

"since you had me your um womanly area is stretched a little more than a normal girls is right" ok this line of questioning was a little creepy but Motoko was no prude and she wanted her daughter to be comfortable with the sexual talks that all mothers had with their daughters so she answered the question truthfully "yes the vagina and everything stretches a little bit why do you ask?" A still confused Motoko asked her daughter who just laughed and winced a bit "Because ka-san with how huge Naru-kun is your stretched vagina might be able to fit that beast he has in his pants" for effect Kurenai hold up her hands to show her point. Motoko just sat there for a little bit until the information sank in as the only sound was the sound of the clock ticking in the hall.

Tick…

Tick...

Tick…

THUMP.

In her room we see a laughing and wincing Kurenai and a passed out Motoko with a huge smile on her face and a little drool coming out of her mouth and a little blood coming out of her nose.

"You asked for it Kaa-san boy are you going to be sore in the morning after your wedding night hehehe" laughed a still wincing Kurenai

"Still I'm going to kill you naru-koi for all of the pain you gave me lets see when he gets home ill grab him and I'll..."

WITH NARUTO

Still inside his mind he was talking with the almighty and still mega pervert Kyuubi

"Hey tou-san" asked Naruto "how would you like to leave the seal."

"first off all kit why did you call me tou-san and second of all why are you asking this?" asked a slightly confused Kyuubi

"Well you always treated me like your second son or third or how many kits you have had before me and the answer to the second question is I want you to be free not trapped in this stupid fucking cage for the rest of your life"

"Well kit it is a great honor to be your tou-san I just hope I can protect you better than my first kits" said a depressed sound Kyuubi

"SHUT UP" mentally yelled Naruto

"Naruto why did you just tell me to shut up?" asked a pissed off Kyuubi

Naruto's eyes softened and he said "because tou-san that incident was not your fault It was that snake bastards fault" Naruto than got a wicked smile on his face "and I swear on all that I stand on that that I will hunt him down and tear his life apart I will kill anybody that he holds dear (insert Kyuubi gasp here) than I will slowly kill him while all of his power flows away into nothingness and when I'm done I will destroy the whole village and piss on the ashes" spoke a determined and slightly sadistic Naruto

At this point Kyuubi was surprised at how sadistic his adopted kit had become and his heart was warmed at the same time that his kit would do all of the shit that he promised to do just for the one thing that had made his life an utter and vile living hell

"kit I could not ask you to throw your life away for some goal that you can not achieve no offense kit but the sannin are way above your level it would take you years to accomplish your training and I will not have you training to accomplish some stupid revenge plot like the stupid Uchiha clan tried to do on many occasions your life is to precious to do that to and I don't think you are going to be leaving your house soon you got two girls to find for your mates and you have one pregnant mate to deal with"

"I guess your right………. (still thick skulled as usual)…..wait what?"

"Well kit since you have me in your body your sperm was how should I put this well supercharged so it is guaranteed that your mate is pregnant"

"oh FUCK" screamed at the top of his lungs

"I can't wait to be a grand father" snickered the Kyuubi

"On a serious note kit you can't destroy the seal to let me out because if you remove the seal it will kill you"

"Oh" spoke a dejected Naruto "Oh well I will find away to let you out tou-san then we can be a family"

"Thank you kit you don't know how much this means to me" unknown to Naruto a lone tear fell from the mighty Kyuubi's eye

WITH THE POWERFUL YET SEXY SANNIN TSUNADE

"Hey Shizune" spoke Tsunade

"Yes lady Tsunade" asked a curious assistant Shizune

"We are heading to the village hidden in the leaves" said Tsunade with a slightly bitter taste in her mouth

Picking up on the bitterness in her ladies voice the ever curious Shizune asked "it seems you still harbor ill feelings for Konoha why are you so eager to go there"

"There only two reasons am I'm going to that hell hole of a village is to one become the hokage to fulfill my promise to Naruto-kun and to also" at this point Tsunade is blushing like mad "and the second reason is to meet my future husband"

Smiling at the fact that her mistress is finally going to have a family and settle down asks "So jiraiya-sama finally popped the question huh?"

"No that dumb ass pervert only wants me to fill his perverse desires if I didn't have this size breasts that bastard wouldn't even give me a second glance no my fiancé is….Naruto"

THUMP

"Maybe I should have waited to tell her" completely reversing the emotional gears Tsunade shouted "Naruto-koi here I come you better give me lots of sex after our wedding" She stated happily as she drug a knocked out Shizune behind her.

A/N here you go took me awhile to get the creative juices going hope you like peace