Yes, I totally own Harry Potter and now am just waisting my time writing fanfiction under a fake name. If you believed that I bet your even more drunk the the Potter boys.
Chapter 9: Hypothetically Speaking She's A Little Blond Bitch
I always thought the term was 'time flies by when you're having fun' because recently it has been more like 'time flies by when you are dreading something'. October seemed to zip by as if taunting me with the fact of the football tournament at the end of the month. The last few days at Hogwarts were like a living hell for Ali and I.
"It's not that bad Rosie" Al said for the millionth time that week.
"Just because you say that doesn't mean it helps" I barked from my balled up spot by the fire in the common room. Al rolled his eyes, obviously done trying to coax me from leaving the fire. He, in a very annoyed fashion, gave up and grabbed me by the arm and dragging me from my heated spot. "HEY!" I said grumpily as he pulled me through a group of first years who were giving us very odd looks. I guess it may have looked pretty odd seeing two 15 year olds yelling at each other, one with flaming red hair being dragged by the arm like a dog.
"We look ridiculous Rose" Al said, letting go of my arm once we had made it to the hallway outside the common room.
"I'm not the one who randomly dragged their cousin by the arm into the hallway" I growled stubbornly from the ground.
"Come on, let's go down to the lake. Everyone in our year and 6th and 7th are meeting there today. It'll be fun, let's go." Albus said, almost begging me to get up from where I was laying on the ground.
"Fine, let's go" I said, getting up and following him down to the lake. The cold fall air forced everyone into wool sweaters and jeans, including Al and I. We pulled on our classic Weasley sweaters, his a dark maroon with a golden A and mine a cream colour with a rose on the front.
We greeted our family with big hugs, all of us sporting our sweaters. James and Fred had ones that had their Quidditch numbers on the back, Hugo and Lily had ones of the Ravenclaw colours, and Roxi's was covered in sequins.
"What do you have their Fred?" Albie asked once we all had separated from the big hug. Fred gave a mischievous grin and held out one of his newest inventions. It looked to be some sort of machine that cleans, like a miniature vacuum attached to a broom.
"This, my dear cousin, is a machine promised to clean whatever room you are in no matter the mess in 5 minutes" he said, handing Al the machine. It was actually one of their better ideas.
"Hey Fred if you ever get a finished product of that I wouldn't mind spending a few galleons on one" I said as I watched the machine spaz out and start spewing bubbles everywhere.
"Yeah, we still have some work to do" he said, scooping up the now hissing machine that was oozing hot dish soap.
"Really?! You think so?!" Lily said, wiping hot soap off her cheek. I laughed as Fred quickly shut the machine away inside a cardboard box. "Got anymore clever inventions" Lily said quite sarcastically.
"Now now Lily, no need to get angry" James teased her. I rolled my eyes as Fred brought out his next invention to show off to his growing audience. Quickly I slipped away before he could use me as a test subject on his "Float-Away Fudge". I saw what happened to Hugo the week before and was not taking the risk of floating into the Whomping Willow like Hugo did.
"Hey Ali, are you as nervous as I am right now" I asked, greeting my friend who was also sporting a Weasley sweater. I honestly don't understand how Grandma finds the time!
"I don't know, are you shaking like I am" she asked, holding out her slightly twitching hand.
"No I'm not shaking but I probably will be tomorrow when we leave." I said, laughing lightly at her nervous twitch. "Where's Mazie?" I asked, searching the crowd of 16 and 17 years olds drinking out of cups probably spiked with firewhiskey.
"Talking to Hunter" Ali said in a sickly sweet and mocking tone. I laughed when she pointed out Mazie talking to Hunter Williams, the Hogwarts Quidditch legend of our generation. We both started laughing when Hunter grabbed Mazie's hand and her face lit up in shock.
"I wonder how Albie will take this" I said as Mazie and Hunter inched closer and closer to the point they were almost nose to nose.
"Take what?" I heard my clueless cousin say as he walked beside me.
"That" I said, nodding my head towards the practically kissing Hunter and Maze. Albus buried his face in his cup, probably filled with straight firewhiskey. From the smell that lingered in his sweater, I could that's probably what it was.
"You good mate?" Ali said when Al pulled the cup away from his face. His eyes look distant and his nose twitched, making me and Ali laugh. Everyone knew these were the signs of a drunk Potter boy.
"I'm fine" he said in a state between sober and pissed. His eyes began to focus more as he watched the two kiss and his face turned an ugly shade of red.
"Oh Albie, such a lightweight" I said dramatically, taking his cup and sipping at the firewhiskey.
"Uhh Rose, I think another one of our friends has a new partner" Ali said, pointing to where two albinos were sat playing tongue tennis together. One, of course, was our dear friend Scorpius. The other was a Hufflepuff by the name of Annie Starkh, the most basic bitch to ever walk the Earth. She basically invented the resting bitch face, only buys name brand, over draws her lip-injections every damn day, and would die for a PSL.
Suddenly I felt the urge to take the PSL sat beside her and smash it all over her and the other damn good-looking albino but I felt that would only make things worse. Instead of doing so, I took a long swig from the cup of firewhiskey I had taken from Albie.
"You good Rose?" Ali said, concerningly as I went for another cup.
"I'm fine" I said, before taking another long swig and throwing my cup in the trash.
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(Scorpius POV)
Have you ever had that feeling when you love somebody and you want to tell them but if you do all Hell might break loose. Not like I've ever had that happen. Haha, never, I was just wondering. I mean I'm Scorpius Malfoy, the sex god, right? Well if you have advice on this problem, feel free to give me some advice.
I thought I had it all figured out! Let's say, completely hypothetically that I liked Rose Weasley. Not that bad of a candidate right? Although her unfortunate red hair makes her really stand out sometimes, she can be pretty, well, hot. Well let's say I liked Rose but I was afraid to say anything to have the Weasley/Potter army after me. So my plan was to make her jealous. Oldest idea in the book, I know, but you have to cut me some slack. I inherited my father's creativity, which is non-existent, so yeah I might have had to Google search a plan but hey, at least I tried.
My first step was to find someone totally predictable that everyone would think we would be good together and also someone that would piss of Rose, I mean hypothetically. I was thinking Hugpin but realistically I would never her date her. The girl I did pick was Annie Starkh, an albino like me. Instead of making her jealous though, Rose went and made a boyfriend during her stupid football tournament and came back with all these stories and UGH! I mean wouldn't that be a awful scenario, hypothetically speaking.
Now I have a girlfriend I don't even like and have to deal with the fact the girl I actually like has a boyfriend. And who am I kidding this is not hypothetical at all. This is real life, it sucks, and I really fucked up this time.
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A/N: I'm so sorry it's taken me a month. You don't have to tell me I'm an awful person, I know. I'm pretty happy with this chapter and don't worry about the plan that Scorpius reveals, Rose's side will be explained. If you have any ideas on Rose's knew boyfriend or where I should go with Annie feel free to let me know. I also will tell a bit about the games in the next chapter and I promise we are almost to the Scorose. Give me a few chapters to work things out and I promise we'll get there. Also don't think I'm just going to leave Albus and Mazie alone...there will be some drama there too. Perhaps even a mini-series ;) Well see ya next time, Yours Truley
