…Do any of you ever get those little random voices in your head after not sleeping for a long time? Well, I do. And that's how some of these crazy insane ideas that you are about to read came to be…That might have sounded really psychopathic. But I don't care. However…some of the ideas you are about to read also came from awesome people like Sakonon, LLives, and LyraLFan! :D If anyone else helped with an idea, but I didn't mention your name, please don't be offended…I haven't slept in almost two days! ^ ^ My mind is all weird at the moment. Ooh yeah! I just remembered. LLives deserves another thanks because she saved our lives by coming up with a rap! :D I'm always in a thankful mood when I'm tired. –w- Well I hope you enjoy this chapter! Remember to review! :D

Scenario: What if, due to lack of ideas and request, Ratt writes something else insanely ridiculous?

Matsuda runs into hq one morning, very excited (I really like Matsuda. ^ ^ Can't you tell? He's so fun lol). He exclaims, "guys, guess what!"

Everyone looks at him and asks, "what?"

"I've decided that from now on I'm gonna dot my 'i's with an open circle rather than a dot! :DDDD" Everyone stares at him.

Suddenly, L shouts, "Everyone! There is a dragon shooting a fireball at our hq! I'm 98% positive it is on Kira's side! We must get out of here!" L grabs his cake and runs.

Watari gains the magical superpower of flight (I also really like Watari. Can't you tell?)!

They all escape except for Aizawa. The entire building falls on top of him (I don't like Aizawa, can't you tell?). The giant dragon started swooping at them. Suddenly a giant bug attacks Light and Light screams like a girl (I don't like Light for killing L, can't you tell?).

L whacks the dragon with a dictionary and it explodes. Light is playing hopscotch with a jumprope. Suddenly it starts raining Death Notes and within a day, everyone is dead.

Scenario: What if everyone in the Kira Task Force plays truth or dare one night except for Ryuzaki, who has no idea what is going on?

Misa: Okay…we're playing truth or dare…but we all have to be dared to do something to Ryuzaki and freak him out, k?

Light: …alright, sounds fun.

Task Force People: …uh…alright, as long as it's not something illegal.

Misa: -mischievous smile-

-everyone receives their dare…now to initiate them all-

Light: -goes up to Ryuzaki and steals his cake-

L: -eyes widen- YOU FREAK! WHAT'S YOUR FREAKING PROBLEM? –kicks Light in the face, sending him flying backwards-

Light: e_e not going to be doing THAT again any time soon…ow… -slowly walks away-

Matsuda: -goes up to Ryuzaki, and starts rapping while trying to do "gangsta" moves- Yo Yo dis is Matsuda,and I feel very phat! My uncle Jerry owns a pretty kitty cat! People seem to think I'm stupid! But at least I don't need a cupid (Hideki!) Sayu thinks I'm old D: DAMN! That girl is cold... L, you're really freakin' smart! And I think your Light's sweetheart...Ha, and Misa thinks you're an old fart! But she thinks that of me too... I'm gonna...Play the kazoo. L...I bid you adieu! Go smell Misa's shampoo...

L: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . –thinks to self- what the heck is up with everyone today?

-in the other room-

Misa: Nooo! ! ! ! ! Don't make me do that! Pleaseeeeee! ! ! no! please!

Light: Misa, if you do it, I'll love you.

Misa: :D Okay! ^ ^

-Misa goes up to Ryuzaki in the sluttiest outfit she could find-

-Misa gives L a hug and a kiss-

Misa: I loooove you… -slow and sexy voice-

L: o/o o\\o

-next it is Soichiro's turn-

S: -goes right up to L and does a belly dance-

L: -disturbed-

-Aizawa goes up to L and randomly starts screaming in his face-

L: omfg what is going ON! –thinking to self-

-Next is Mogi's turn-

Mogi: -goes up to Ryuzaki and starts singing- (Author's note: I HAD TO LOOK THESE LYRICS UP! ! ! ! ! for those of you wondering, NO, I do NOT know this song off the top of my head o_o;;;) Hi Barbie! Hi Ken! Do you wanna go for a ride? Sure, Ken! Jump in! I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world! Life if plastic, it's fantastic! You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere…Imagination, life is your creation! Come on Barbie lets go Barbie! I'm a Barbie gir—

-Mogi gets cut off by a swift karate chop at a pressure point by Ryuzaki-

-Mogi collapses-

L: -shaking, mentally scarred for life-

-Ukita goes up to L with a rolled up newspaper-

Ukita: RYUZAKI! YOU ARE COVERED IN BUGS!

L: huh?

Ukita: -starts whacking L numerous times with the newspaper-

L: AAAH! HEY! –snatches newspaper out of Ukita's hand and starts whacking Ukita with it-

Ukita: AK! –runs away-

L: -mutters to himself- I swear…the entire Task Force is acting crazy…I bet this is Kira's doing…-mumbles- at least Watari and I are safe from it, because Kira doesn't know our names. –calls- Watari! Would you get me a pie?

W: -calls back- sure thing!

-Watari returns with pie-

L: thank you Watar—

W: -smashes cake in L's face-

L: …somebody…is going…to be MURDERED tonight…

(Crap! Now I have that stupid Barbie song stuck in my head! DDDDD:]

Scenario: What if L starts making all sorts of random deductions?

L: Light-kun, I believe that you are Kira.

Light: Ugh…not THIS again…

L: I have deducted that Kira has your exact hair colour.

Light: …eh?

L: That's right. Also, Kira wears the type of shoes that you often wear.

Light: how could you have possibly deducted that?

L: Keep in mind, I'm L.

Light: …so…L…you are telling me that you are seriously accusing me of being Kira…because of my SHOES?

L: Precisely. But that's not the only proof.

Light: …carry on, then.

L: I saw you eating a carrot yesterday.

Light: Okay? What about it?

L: KIRA LOVES CARROTS! –Stares, wide-eyed-

Light: . . .

L: Also, I saw you talking to a little girl yesterday. Kira likes the innocent. So he will talk to the innocent.

Light: First of all, normal people don't exactly make a habit of talking to CRIMINALS. Second of all, THAT WAS MY SISTER! ! ! ! ! ! ! Can I not at least TALK TO MY SISTER without getting accused of being a mass murderer?

L: That is correct. Also…go ahead and spell your last name backwards.

-Light Yagami pauses for a moment, doing so in his head- (lol he never knew what it spelled! XD)

Light: -scowls, knocks Ryuzaki's cake onto the floor-

L: SEE! SEE! SEE! You ARE Kira! 0-0

Scenario: What if L, Light, and Misa go rollerblading?

-L and Light are not attached with a chain at this point-

-L trips Light and he falls on his face-

-Misa freaks out-

-All of a sudden, over 100 random joggers come jogging through and begin to trample Light as they stampede-

Misa: LIGHT!

-Misa runs into the stampede to try to help Light but her makeup ends up getting ruined so she freaks out even more and, as a result of all the chaos, she ends up poking Light's eyes-

L: -watching from a safe distance away with an amused smirk on his face-

Scenario: What if L decides to prank-call Light but accidentally phones the President of the United States of America without realizing it?

L: -on phone- Hello, this is L. I am just phoning to tell you that I think you are Kira. In fact, I KNOW that you are Kira.

President: what the—?

L: No need to even try to deny it. I also know that your girlfriends are also Kiras.

President: I don't have girlfriends, I'm married!

L: You wish, you player!

President: -horribly offended- Excuse me?

L: Once again, no need to deny it. Also, I'm sending the police to your house to apprehend you, mister "I'm a Gay!"

President: I—I have no idea what you are talking about! –furious- First of all, I am NOT Kira. Second of all, IM MARRIED! Third of all, you can't just arrest me, David Hope, the president of the United States of America, under some crazy assumption that I am Kira! Which I am NOT!

L: …Mr. President?

President: WHAT?

L: …crap… -hangs up quickly-

Well, I hope you enjoyed that! Please review! :D We would really appreciate it! Which ones are your favourite ones? –Ratt Kazamata