A day in the life of Pururu. – By The-Derp-We-Call-Taruru
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{{A/N: More wonderful reviews wow thank you all! ;3;
Urghh, I was going to write a chapter before school today but when I woke up I was really sick so I got sent home after first lesson and I've been in bed all day reading other peoples fanfics and playing on my laptop.
Forgive me as this will likely be the only chapter today. I just don't have the strength to type for any longer. TT3TT
Mister Don Johnny Cadet Sir – Thanks again for the review. ^3^ Glad you like it!
Idellechi– Thanks for all four reviews! XD And I know, it just feels like they should have a movie night. It is a good headcannon.
RunwithscissorsXXXbattlescars – Thanks for all three very long reviews! XD Wow I don't even know where to begin commenting on all that ahaha XD Let's start with how on earth can you write diary entries four thousand words long?! Ahaha that is skills. My personal diary entries are normally only a few sentences long, and I skip out pages randomly. Maybe my life is just less interesting to write about than yours. XD
I love that, Taruru slenderman. Oh god that made me laugh so hard! XD
My friend painted me a picture of a Keronjin slender man once, he's an artist so it looks all creepy. I never thought you could make adorable little squishy frog dudes look creepy, but he managed it. Ahahaha XD
If it's alright with you, I'd totally do a chapter on Taruru and a slenderfrog later. XD
And yes they used it in OHD, to my sheer delight. ^3^ But you're most welcome to help yourself to any of my storys, I feel really honoured. XD
And finally. Regarding the Japanese words, the "Kun" and "San" and stuff. When I started this story I had only really read the Sgt frog books, and watched a few of the episodes of the anime with subs rather than dubs. So I got really used to the Japanese honorifics. ^^;
When I recently came back to continue the story I thought it was ridiculous that I had done that but I didn't want to change anything because I wanted the writing style to stay the same.
But I think I'm going to stop doing that now.
Phew~ okay reviews out of the way. That was fun. XD (Sorry this A/N is so long XD) }}
So yes.
…You guys have raised the bar so high and now I am constantly paranoid that I am going to write a really lame chapter and wreck everything. D:
Oh well, I'm going to do my best anyway. XD
Right, enjoy the chapter. Sorry it's not a very action packed one. I'm ill and I'm too tired to come up with a very eventful exploasiony (yeah that is totally a new word there) cool story.
So you'll have to deal with just this.Enjoy~
Work diary: day 21
Greetings again headquarters. This entry is on time this time. ^^;
So today was injection day. Remember I mentioned in my last letter.
I needed to vaccinate everyone for space Intulpatitias. ^w^
This time I got to use my large needle!
I really love using my large needle I have to admit.
People constantly ask me why I like it so much.
Wouldn't you enjoy it though? Being able to wield such a great weapon of healing.
Oh well, each to their own I suppose.
So anyway back to what happened. ^^;
It went fairly smoothly I think. It could have gone worse.
I think everyone had a change of heart about injections.
The last time I had to vaccinate the team, Garuru didn't even flinch, and Tororo and Taruru were pretty easily persuaded.
But that was when I was using my small needle.
One look at my big needle and injection day turned into one big day of hide and seek. =_=
I had asked everyone to wait in line outside my office at exactly midday in a single file line.
Come midday, no one was there, so I had to go and search.
First I went looking for the leader.
I searched his office and he wasn't there. For a little while I was starting to get worried that something bad had happened.
Where had everyone gone? :(
Then I suddenly started to hear breathing coming from the closet. At first it really scared me, I thought maybe one of those Seekonjins was still on board and had taken everyone and was hiding or something.
But when I opened the door, Garuru fell out.
He got all flustered and said he'd been looking for something in there.
Quite frankly I was just happy that it wasn't a Seekonjin. That whole thing really shook me up. ^^;
He obviously didn't want to have the large needle introduced to his posterior because he was a little reluctant to come back to my office and he started talking a lot more than usual. It made me feel slightly unnerved because the leader rarely talks a lot.
Once in my office though the injection was over and done within a few seconds. He was only unconscious for five minutes afterwards, and that's pretty normal for a jab of that size. ^w^
In comparison to the majority of people I have had to inject with this particular needle, the leader was very very brave. He didn't complain at all afterwards even though he couldn't sit down.
He almost looked like he enjoyed it… o.o;
He even apologized for being reluctant in the first place and agreed to help me find the others. ^^
What a good leader!
So anyway, it didn't take us long to find Taruru, he had just hidden under his bed. He seemed so convinced that no-one could see him, even though he was so obviously in view. In the greatest respects, I am starting to think Taruru is a few stars short of a galaxy, if you know what I mean. o.o;
Garuru had to drag him out by his legs because he refused to come out. He ended up squirming from his grip and running off.
We figured since he is obviously so terrible at hiding, we'd just let him run for now and look for Tororo instead.
No point running around the ship trying to tackle someone down. That would just be unprofessional. ^^;
We found out that Tororo was not hiding at all, he was just in his bedroom.
Simple, we just open the door right?
Wrong. -_-
You forget, that kid is a genius.
Although I know that is a great thing, something that makes him an important asset in our platoon and is certainly something to be praised…
It means he pretty much has the upper hand over us, despite the fact we are all a higher rank than him.
He had built some crazy giant locking device on his door. No matter how much pushing, shoving and shooting, we couldn't open it, and he point blank refused to come out.
Urghhh. -_-
In the end we had to bribe him out.
We tried offering him everything. Candy, toys, even a new laptop.
You know how important it is that everyone has their injections. It can mean life or death in some cases.
So we were up to just about anything to get him to have it.
Garuru was almost at the point of threatening to fire him, although I could tell he didn't want to. It must be difficult in that position. I know if I was a leader I would never be able to fire someone on my team. It must feel like kicking out a member of your own family or something. But sometimes you must have to fire people for their own good I guess.
Just before it came to that drastic stage though, Tororo made a deal with us.
…Oh geez. I am really not sure if I'm even comfortable writing down what he made us do as a bribe for getting him out of that room. I still feel utterly ridiculous. The leader does too. It worked, but we have agreed to never speak of it again. How embarrassing. =~=
Anyway, lets um, skip that bit. ./ / /.
So yes, after we did what Tororo requested of us, he kept to his word and reluctantly came out of his room.
He let me give him the injection, but boy did he make a fuss about it. Whining and whining about how painful it was.
Is my big injection really that painful?
It was getting pretty tedious, I ended up giving him a lollypop just to get him to stop.
That seemed to get him quiet.
He started whining again though when Garuru got mad and set him punishments for being so difficult and treating his superiors like he did.
I think he was secretly pretty impressed with the tadpole for his efforts really though…
We ended up finding Taruru again trying to hide down the laundry chute. Problem is that he is just a little too big and was stuck tight.
…As I said, I don't think he's the sharpest nail in the tin. o.o;
It made it really easy to inject him though. His behind was just sticking out like a giant target. Ahaha XD
I have never heard anyone cry so much over a little….um well…okay maybe not so little pin prick.
It took us almost an hour and a half to get him out of that chute. We used three blocks of butter to try and slide him out, but he kept eating the butter. =-=
Eventually we had to unscrew the opening from the wall and push him from the other side.
Goodness me it was so much hassle. :\
Lastly there was Zoruru.
Hey so… remember the last injection day entry I sent where I mentioned he may have a slight phobia of needles…?
It took all of us hours to find him, I was starting to think he wasn't even on the ship anymore. I guess assassins are just naturally very very good at hiding. V(o-o)v
I still haven't managed to inject him even now. I'm sorry to let you down headquarters. ._.
Even all of us trying to hold him down wouldn't work this time. Plus I cannot stress how hard it is trying to catch someone who can disappear on queue and walk on ceilings. :I
We were up until late in the night trying to catch him but eventually we just gave up and went to bed.
I think if I am going to have a chance here, I'm going to need to be smart about this. I need a cunning plan or something.
Clearly we are just outmatched with brute force and speed.
…Would you guys at headquarters be open to sending me a tranquilizer gun?
Anyway. I didn't get a chance to talk to everyone individually. Injection day was a lot more ridiculous than I thought it would be, and took twice as long.
Oh well…maybe after this next mission on the way back I'll have some time.
Tomorrow we land on the planet and start work.
I'm not overly sure what we are doing yet, the leader hasn't explained.
But by the sounds of it, it's going to be a searching mission. ^^
I will update again as soon as possible.
Sincerely Pururu~
