Chapter 9


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"I'll show that bitch," Aika mumbled, "Who let that whore near a kid anyway?" she pouted angrily as she sorted out her hair in the mirror, "I hear she's one of the most popular amongst men," she continued, "Well we'll see who's most popular now." She chuckled triumphantly as she fashioned her shihakusho to show off as much of her 'chest area' as possible, even more than Matsumoto,

"Now who's SEXY!" She yelled at the top of her voice, standing up, her hand balled into a fist. She had put the maximum amount of make up on her face and adjusted her uniform to show off as much curve as possible; her hair was accessorised with flowers and bows.

Wait…She thought to herself, frowning, Why am I even dressing up anyway? I don't have any duties today…"Oh well!" She sang happily, Let's see how many men I can attract instead!" she laughed aloud before marching out of her room, shutting the door behind her.


"Knock, Knock!" Zen exclaimed enthusiastically, waiting for Jun's answer as she stared at him with a blank look, an awkward silence…

"You're supposed to say 'Who's there?'" Zen whispered through the corner of his mouth, noticeably through gritted teeth,

"Oh." Jun replied in a monotone voice, "Who's there?"

"Ada!" Zen replied loudly, crossing his arms and grinning, there was another awkward silence as Jun stared at him before mumbling,

"I don't get it…"

"The joke isn't over yet stupid!" Zen exclaimed in a frustrated tone, "You have to say 'Ada who?' argh, you're hopeless…" he trailed off after Jun gave him a dark, threatening glare, waves of killing intent seeming to emit from her,

"Erm…It's Ada burger for breakfast…" Zen said quietly, trembling as she rose out of the bed,

"Who's hopeless now?" she asked evilly,

"Don't hurt me…!" Zen squealed, holding his arms over his head for the most protection he could get,

"I'll show you…" Jun walked closer and closer to him, Zen trembling in fear, he was not expecting what came next…

"You're…" Jun started, her eyes on the floor, Zen still trembling before her head shot up, her eyes shining mischievously, "YO MAMA UGLY, THAT SHE MADE AN ONION CRY!" She exclaimed at the top of her lungs, pointing at him furiously,

"…wow…" Zen mumbled quietly, slowly looking up at her as she glared at him angrily, her breaths heavy, "You…" he started before his face suddenly lit up, "YOU MADE A JOKE! I'M SO PROUD!" He shouted in joy, pouncing at her out of the blue and wrapping his arms around her (Although he only reached up to her waist) Jun stood there in shock as she stared down at him, her eyes wide, Wow, the last time she had hugged somebody was…Never, actually.

She had to admit…It felt nice…She closed her eyes, placing her hands on his back. Maybe he wasn't so bad…He was just a kid, after all. They had hugged for a split second when the door burst open, Zen and Jun jumping back from each other and immediately staring at the door to see who was going to walk in, both gasping when Byakuya, their Taichou, stormed in with Renji following,

"Hisakawa and Yukimura? Kuchiki demanded in a deadpan voice, his cold eyes sweeping across the two of them,

So that's his surname…Renji thought to himself for remembering what he had saw for a split second when they opened the door, a sweat drop appeared on his forehead, "We, er, weren't interrupting anything were we?" he laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his neck,

"Yes, I am Hisakawa Jun." Jun said in reply to Byakuya, ignoring Renji's question completely as Zen also nodded,

"I see." Byakuya muttered before closing his eyes, "Fight again." He ordered out of the blue, Zen gasping,

"Why!" He demanded angrily, stamping his foot,

"Silence." Byakuya ordered icily, Zen scowling, he wasn't even recovered and he was expected to fight! "My fukutaichou here," Byakuya announced, pointing to Renji, "Will not stop telling me how amazing your fights are. I would like to see so myself."

Renji shook his head as if to say it wasn't his fault, but Jun's eyes didn't cease to narrow at him, "Come, Zen." She sighed, "We have no choice. Although I would have rather had my rematch with you when we weren't injured."

Zen frowned as they walked out, Byakuya in the lead.


Aika chuckled, Ah, how wonderful! She thought to herself happily as she walked through Seireitei, fountains of blood spurting from the noses of most of the men she came across. She was singing a tune to herself when she saw a familiar head amongst the crowds and Michiki seemed to pounce on her,

"What is it?" Aika asked the excited child as she jumped up and down,

"Jun-Nii-Chan is fighting with that kid again!" Michiki exclaimed, Aika gasping,

"Really! Take me there!" she laughed enthusiastically as Michiki grabbed her hand, dragging her along.


"Hey, Hisakawa, I thought we were friends!" Zen complained as Jun rained powerful kicks and punches on him,

"I never said that. Forget that ever happened, that was nothing." The latter replied flatly, frowning as Zen dodged yet another attack,

"Hey, Taichou, are you sure this is a good idea? They're still recovering." Renji asked worriedly as he watched the fierce fight,

"A shinigami, if any good, will push themselves to the extreme no matter the condition." Byakuya replied coldly, Renji frowning,

"Whatever you say, Taichou." He replied, "But aren't they going a little too far for a practise fight?" he asked,

"Was it not you who suggested they fight?"

"Yeah, but-"

"Silence."

Jun gasped as Zen landed a powerful hit on her stomach, scowling as she grabbed her stomach in agony,

"I dislike our Taichou." Zen commented through clenched teeth as Jun recovered,

"…Really?" Jun asked, coughing and sweating, "I think he's just fine." She disagreed, punching Zen fiercely in the face, "He knocked all stupid thoughts out of my head."


Wow…Where did that humour go? I know you're there somewhere, humour! Anyway, I hope you enjoyed that, reviews are always appreciated! ^^