Title:Love in the Time of Cavemen
Author:PenisControl
Beta:Neighpony
Rating:M
Pairings:Top!Caveman!Harry/Bottom!Caveman!Draco. Side
of Ron/Hermione, mentions of Lucius/Narcissa and Pansy/Blaise.
Warning:This is not historically, politically or
literarily correct. This is SLASH also. Look out for excessive use of
the word 'manstick'.
Disclaimer:I don't own any of the characters. Unless I
spell their names differently. -shifty eyes-
Summary:Chronicling the gay adventures of the first
two Cavemen to ever think of putting their manstick in anything other
than a Cavewoman. Harry/Draco AU.
Warnings for this chapter: Possibly confusing POV changes and animalistic Caveman smex.
A/N:Well...this chapter is basically just porny Caveman smut. But hey, Haggy finally gets to put his manstick in Drago's wastehole, so that's gotta be a plus!
Chapter 8: Drago's special spot.
Haggy had no idea where he was going. He'd forgotten to ask Drago where their new cave was before he'd knocked him out. He walked around for a while until Drago finally woke up and pointed him in the right direction. At least Haggy HOPED it was the right direction, since Drago seemed a bit out of it.
Finally they reached cave 3c. Haggy stomped through the threshold and stopped to admire their new cave. Everything they would need was already there. It was one of the best caves around. Haggy knew before Lugus was caught being a Carcass Eater, he'd taken over many caves in the area. Drago must've made sure the one he'd be living in with Haggy was better than the rest.
"Haggy?" Drago asked. Haggy snapped back to reality and stormed over to the fluffy mammoth fur in the middle of the cave and threw Drago onto it. He then pulled off his loincloth and attacked Drago with a growl.
Before Drago knew what was happening, Haggy had ripped off his loincloth and turned him over so his bum was in the air. Haggy then bit at the nape of Drago's neck to stake his claim on him. He pushed Drago's bum cheeks apart and aimed for the tiny wastehole and pushed. But nothing happened. His manstick slipped away. He howled frustrated and tried again with the same result. Haggy nipped Drago's back and rutted against him.
Drago was confused. "Haggy?" He wanted Haggy to put his manstick in him already!
"GUH!" Haggy said angrily. "Hub fon, YUB!"
But Drago's wastehole was big enough for Haggy's manstick to fit in there the other day. What was different this time? Oh. That time, Drago had put one finger in there at the beginning, because only one would fit. Then he added more when the hole got bigger. He grabbed Haggy's hand and guided it to his hole.
"Ah," Haggy said and pushed a finger in. Drago whimpered and pulled away.
It hurt much more this time than last time. And even though Haggy's fingers were bigger than Drago's, they should've fit. Then it came to Drago. The water! The water had made it easier for his finger to go in there last time. But they'd have to go to the river to get more. Which was not an option. Haggy obvioiusly wanted to put his manstick in Drago now! Drago looked around the cave to see if there was anything else that would work. His eyes landed on the seedpod. The oil in the seedpod would definitely work.
He crawled away from Haggy to his ripped loincloth and took out the seedpod and handed it to Haggy. Haggy shook it and then smelt it to see what it was. Drago howled and grabbed the seedpod and Haggy's hand and poured the oil onto it. "Ah," Haggy said again.
Drago turned around and presented his bum. This time Haggy's finger went in easily. Even easier than when Drago was in the water. He took his finger out and tried to put his manstick in again. But it was still too small. Haggy groaned in annoyance.
Drago poured the oil from the seedpod on his own fingers and stuck two up there. He wriggled them about and pushed them apart to make his hole bigger for Haggy. Haggy watched in fascination. He tried to put his finger in there again, but Drago knocked it away until he'd finished.
Drago pulled his fingers out and pushed his bum at Haggy. Haggy put some oil on his manstick like Drago had done with his fingers and guided it into Drago's clenching hole.
Haggy nearly spurted his manseed before he even got fully inside it was so good! It was hot and tight and slick and perfect. He didn't stop pushing until his manstick had disappeared completely inside Drago.
Drago bit his hand to keep from crying out. It was painful at first, but once Haggy's hips were touching his bum, it felt alright. Plus, Haggy hadn't touched his special spot yet, and Drago knew it would be better when he did. Haggy reared back and pushed in again. Drago's arms gave. Haggy held onto Drago's hips and thrust wildly and randomly into Drago. He howled and moaned and growled and grunted. His pelvis snapping back and forth forcefully. Drago hung onto the fur to keep from being rutted across the floor. And then HUZZAH! Haggy hit Drago's special spot! Stars sparkled and Drago moaned his appreciation. Haggy kept hitting the spot again and again after that and soon Drago's manstick was hard and leaking.
Haggy thrust and thrust until finally his manstick exploded inside Drago. Drago felt a curious warmth inside his bum. Haggy pulled out his manstick with a wet sounding pop and fell onto the fur.
Drago poked him. His manstick was still hard. Haggy looked at him for a moment. "Haggy…" Drago whined and pointed at his manstick. Haggy's eyes lit on it and pushed Drago over onto his back so he could crawl over and suck it into his foodhole. Drago thrust his hips up, but Haggy held them down and sucked until Drago's manseed spilt out and down Haggy's throat.
Drago laughed and pulled Haggy up so they could put their tongues together. It was the best either of them had ever felt in their lives.
They soon fell asleep on the fur wrapped in each other and all the bugs that had somehow made their way into the cave.
Tbc.
A/N2: Wow. This is the 2nd last chapter of this story. D:
