before we start, there is a guest that goes by the name of junebug. now junebug told me that the fair chapter sounded suspiciously like ottersandwich's. that's cause we wrote it together but then branched off with our own ideas. i gave her credit in my version and she gave me credit in hers. you can't just go around accusing people of plagiarism. check yourself before you wreck yourself.

thank you. now we may begin.

Just Some Wonderful Headcanons About Our Favorite People

The Newsies Have A Baking Competition

Requested by Phantom Actress

It all started when Smalls walked in on Crutchie and Specs screaming at the tv as loud as they could

Cupcake Wars was on

Already a bad sign

Sure, it's a great show

But people make awful mistakes

And you just cringe

(sorry about my tangent on cupcake wars)

Crutchie's eye was twitching

Specs' face was in a permanent grimace

Smalls just stood there

When he tried asking what they were so upset about, Specs hissed

He literally hissed

Like a cat

That sound came out of his mouth

The two of them turned back to the Food Network

Smalls called for the others in confusion

They came running in, worried

Jack's eyes went comically wide when he saw his best friend act like Gollum

He asks Crutchie if he liked baking

Crutchie gives him a look

Jack agreed that it was a stupid question

Race rubbed his hands together before making an announcement

He had another bet planned

There was to be a baking competition

The other newsies were very competitive, plus they wanted to know what they'd win

They quickly grabbed partners

Race told them that he'd let the winners pie him in the face, unless he and Albert won

Then, they could pie whoever they wanted

It was a risk the newsies were willing to take

Katherine agreed to be the judge

The boys agreed that there was no theme

And off they went

Finch was partnered with Tommy Boy

Tommy Boy pleaded and pleaded with Finch

Finally, Finch gave in

They made an Olaf cake

It failed miserably

Finch was still proud of the nose

"It's the most important part!"

Katherine took off points for him shoving a dirty carrot straight through a lump of cake

Tommy Boy argued with the judge

They got disqualified

Elmer and Romeo partnered up

Elmer had a little bit of experience

Cause he had to cook for his siblings a lot

He tried to teach Romeo something basic

Elmer put out all the ingredients for Szarlotka

It's a Polish apple pie

Well Romeo got distracted

He leaned on the counter and put his elbow through the cooling pie

He screamed

Elmer nearly slapped him right there and then

Katherine gave them points for taste

But that wasn't enough

Henry and Jojo had grabbed each other by the shoulders

They knew they weren't going to win

So they decided to have some fun while losing

Henry had snuck in some durian

Durian is also known as the smelliest fruit in the world

They didn't really have a lot of baking experience

But they knew how to make waffles

Their durian waffles made the whole complex stink

Les nearly fainted

Katherine was not known to show vulnerability in front of the boys

But she did when she threw up Henry and Jojo's waffles into a sink

Jack held her hair back and tried not to puke from the smell of the nasty fruit

They got points for creativity

Davey and Les decided to bring a taste of home

The brothers built a gingerbread house

It was nice

But not amazing

Katherine nodded appreciatively at the pristine looking home

But then she took a bite

And spit it out

She claimed it tasted like cardboard

"I'd rather have another waffle. At least is had flavor!"

Henry and Jojo smirked at that

Jack and Mush had made eye contact while Race was talking

They shrugged and became a team

Jack remembered eating scones as a little boy

He didn't know how to make them

They decided to experiment

Mush set the oven on fire almost immediately

Jack tried hitting it with his hat

His hat caught on fire

Mush put his hat in the sink

But then he dropped it into the remains of Katherine's barf

He was not picking that up again

They were panicking big time

Mush had started hyperventilating

Jack burned his hand on three different spots

That hadn't even started mixing ingredients

This was just them trying to preheat an oven

They didn't have anything for Katherine to try

They also got disqualified

They didn't really care

Katherine got the fire out

Jack was just glad they didn't burn a house down

Mush was glad that they didn't have a chance to accidentally poison Katherine

Buttons and Smalls

Dear Lord

May heaven have mercy on their souls

They decided to do something almost impossible to mess up

And then they did

Rice crispy treats sound so fun to make

And it's so easy to

Not with them

Buttons wanted some color

So Smalls added blue food coloring

But it was too much

The cereal and marshmallow combination looked black

Buttons didn't think it was good

But he turned up the heat

Rice crispies don't do well in heat

Now they had rock hard black rice crispies

Katherine nearly broke a tooth

Albert and Race are Italian

Italians don't mess around in the kitchen

Trust us, we know

(That was the one part OtterSandwich (Rensi) helped on)

Their relatives taught them well

They screamed at each other in Italian

But their Torta caprese was delicious

The chocolate and almond cake with powdered sugar on top, almost made Katherine faint with joy

It melted in her mouth

Race made a cocky comment

Albert whacked him in the back of head with a dirty rolling pin

He got chocolate stuck in his curls

They were in the lead

Until Katherine tasted Specs and Crutchie's

They were masters

The two of them moved fluently through the kitchen

Everything went perfectly

Nothing burned

They had made the most beautiful macarons

The macarons were light and pastel

Katherine ate like four

Crutchie and Specs won

Obviously

Macarons are delicious

Specs took Elmer and Romeo's Szarlotka and shoved it into Albert's face

He rubbed some of it into his red hair as well

Crutchie slammed the Olaf cake down on Race's head

His curls got even more filthy

Race spit his out in disgust

Albert just licked it off

Elmer was a good baker

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