before we start, there is a guest that goes by the name of junebug. now junebug told me that the fair chapter sounded suspiciously like ottersandwich's. that's cause we wrote it together but then branched off with our own ideas. i gave her credit in my version and she gave me credit in hers. you can't just go around accusing people of plagiarism. check yourself before you wreck yourself.
thank you. now we may begin.
Just Some Wonderful Headcanons About Our Favorite People
The Newsies Have A Baking Competition
Requested by Phantom Actress
It all started when Smalls walked in on Crutchie and Specs screaming at the tv as loud as they could
Cupcake Wars was on
Already a bad sign
Sure, it's a great show
But people make awful mistakes
And you just cringe
(sorry about my tangent on cupcake wars)
Crutchie's eye was twitching
Specs' face was in a permanent grimace
Smalls just stood there
When he tried asking what they were so upset about, Specs hissed
He literally hissed
Like a cat
That sound came out of his mouth
The two of them turned back to the Food Network
Smalls called for the others in confusion
They came running in, worried
Jack's eyes went comically wide when he saw his best friend act like Gollum
He asks Crutchie if he liked baking
Crutchie gives him a look
Jack agreed that it was a stupid question
Race rubbed his hands together before making an announcement
He had another bet planned
There was to be a baking competition
The other newsies were very competitive, plus they wanted to know what they'd win
They quickly grabbed partners
Race told them that he'd let the winners pie him in the face, unless he and Albert won
Then, they could pie whoever they wanted
It was a risk the newsies were willing to take
Katherine agreed to be the judge
The boys agreed that there was no theme
And off they went
Finch was partnered with Tommy Boy
Tommy Boy pleaded and pleaded with Finch
Finally, Finch gave in
They made an Olaf cake
It failed miserably
Finch was still proud of the nose
"It's the most important part!"
Katherine took off points for him shoving a dirty carrot straight through a lump of cake
Tommy Boy argued with the judge
They got disqualified
Elmer and Romeo partnered up
Elmer had a little bit of experience
Cause he had to cook for his siblings a lot
He tried to teach Romeo something basic
Elmer put out all the ingredients for Szarlotka
It's a Polish apple pie
Well Romeo got distracted
He leaned on the counter and put his elbow through the cooling pie
He screamed
Elmer nearly slapped him right there and then
Katherine gave them points for taste
But that wasn't enough
Henry and Jojo had grabbed each other by the shoulders
They knew they weren't going to win
So they decided to have some fun while losing
Henry had snuck in some durian
Durian is also known as the smelliest fruit in the world
They didn't really have a lot of baking experience
But they knew how to make waffles
Their durian waffles made the whole complex stink
Les nearly fainted
Katherine was not known to show vulnerability in front of the boys
But she did when she threw up Henry and Jojo's waffles into a sink
Jack held her hair back and tried not to puke from the smell of the nasty fruit
They got points for creativity
Davey and Les decided to bring a taste of home
The brothers built a gingerbread house
It was nice
But not amazing
Katherine nodded appreciatively at the pristine looking home
But then she took a bite
And spit it out
She claimed it tasted like cardboard
"I'd rather have another waffle. At least is had flavor!"
Henry and Jojo smirked at that
Jack and Mush had made eye contact while Race was talking
They shrugged and became a team
Jack remembered eating scones as a little boy
He didn't know how to make them
They decided to experiment
Mush set the oven on fire almost immediately
Jack tried hitting it with his hat
His hat caught on fire
Mush put his hat in the sink
But then he dropped it into the remains of Katherine's barf
He was not picking that up again
They were panicking big time
Mush had started hyperventilating
Jack burned his hand on three different spots
That hadn't even started mixing ingredients
This was just them trying to preheat an oven
They didn't have anything for Katherine to try
They also got disqualified
They didn't really care
Katherine got the fire out
Jack was just glad they didn't burn a house down
Mush was glad that they didn't have a chance to accidentally poison Katherine
Buttons and Smalls
Dear Lord
May heaven have mercy on their souls
They decided to do something almost impossible to mess up
And then they did
Rice crispy treats sound so fun to make
And it's so easy to
Not with them
Buttons wanted some color
So Smalls added blue food coloring
But it was too much
The cereal and marshmallow combination looked black
Buttons didn't think it was good
But he turned up the heat
Rice crispies don't do well in heat
Now they had rock hard black rice crispies
Katherine nearly broke a tooth
Albert and Race are Italian
Italians don't mess around in the kitchen
Trust us, we know
(That was the one part OtterSandwich (Rensi) helped on)
Their relatives taught them well
They screamed at each other in Italian
But their Torta caprese was delicious
The chocolate and almond cake with powdered sugar on top, almost made Katherine faint with joy
It melted in her mouth
Race made a cocky comment
Albert whacked him in the back of head with a dirty rolling pin
He got chocolate stuck in his curls
They were in the lead
Until Katherine tasted Specs and Crutchie's
They were masters
The two of them moved fluently through the kitchen
Everything went perfectly
Nothing burned
They had made the most beautiful macarons
The macarons were light and pastel
Katherine ate like four
Crutchie and Specs won
Obviously
Macarons are delicious
Specs took Elmer and Romeo's Szarlotka and shoved it into Albert's face
He rubbed some of it into his red hair as well
Crutchie slammed the Olaf cake down on Race's head
His curls got even more filthy
Race spit his out in disgust
Albert just licked it off
Elmer was a good baker
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