AN: This might be short, if so, sorry.

Disclaimer: Here we are AGAIN!!! I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT! sheesh... OH! And I don't own Cory...you'll meet him soon...-evil grin-

CPOV (Carlisle)

After years of sorrow for the loss of my daughter my whole family finds her, follows her, and ends up playing a game of truth and dare with her, another vampire and three werewolves...how did that happen again? Oh well.

"So Emmett? Truth or Dare?" Bella asked.

"DARE!!!" Why does he have to be so loud?

"IdareyoutoeatthecookiesthatImake!!" What? All I got was 'cookies'. I looked around and saw that my family was confused as hex and Tim and the wolves were looking at Bella with wide eyes.

"Isn't that in violation of the rules?" Leah asked.

"Nope! I said no sex, drinking, anything illegal, prostitution, stripping, and kidnapping government officials. I said nothing on drugs." Drugs? Drugs don't work on us. And what's with the cookies?

"Umm, what kinda' dare is that?" Emmett asked. Bella smiled evilly and ran to the bar's kitchen. We heard pots clanking together and the oven beep. My family looked to the wolves and Tim for an explanation but they just looked nervously at each other. Bella ran out about thirty seconds later with a bakers dozen of cookies...but they don't smell the same horrible way they always do. Don't get me wrong, they still horrible, just a different type of horrible. Bella set them on Emmett's lap and sat down on Seth's lap looking at Emmett. Emmett looked at the cookies, shrugged then ate one. His eyes got as big as saucers and his pupils were pin pricks. He finished the cookies in, I'm not kidding, seconds. Emmett got up and started running in circles.

"I'm a airplane! Bruvuvuvuvu-" He tripped on a chair...and just laid there, until he started hitting his head again and again. Every non-Cullen was laughing hysterically while my family looked at Emmett acting like an idiot...well, more then usual...

Bella stopped laughing long enough to get a few words out,"We found some drugs, when mixed together right, can make vampires high, and I put them in the cookies. It should be over in about two minutes!" and she went under with laughing. By now everyone, Esme` and myself included, were laughing so hard at Emmett that we would have tears running down our cheeks if we could, and the wolves did. Emmett sobered up and eventually so did we. It was his turn, I saw an evil glint in his eyes, and I was scared for my existence. He turned to my lovely wife.

"Truth or dare, Mom?" Esme` paled and squeaked out, "Dare."

"I dare you to give Carlise a lap dance!!" There was two seconds of silence until everyone fell out of their chairs laughing. Dear God...

TPOV (Tim...mwhahaha...)

Esme`....Calisle....lap dance....It's just to funny!

With the combination of two empathises the humor in the room was tripled, only stopping to see Esme` and Carlisle. The look on their faces was priceless! But even after that I still want to kill all of them for leaving Bella for dead. At that thought I sent out waves of seriousness to everyone. It was Esme`'s turn.

"Truth or dare, Jasper?"

"Dare." What harm could Esme` do? I mean she's so loving and nic--

"I dare you to change a squirrel." What?

"Excuse me? Come again?" Jasper was obviously confused, as was everyone else.

"Find a squirrel, bit it, and let the venom spread." Jasper looked oddly at his mother figure and went out side. He came back with a squirrel wiggling in his grasp. He bit the small rodent's neck and set it on the floor in the middle so everyone could see.

The poor squirrel was twisting on the ground and you could hear a little "Eeeeeeeeeeeeee!" coming from it. Three minutes later the change was done and it opened it's eyes. They were gold...huh....well, it did have animal blood... It just sat there staring at everyone until the bar's front door opened.

"This isn't my English class!" said the boy who was standing there. He was African American with short black hair. The vampire squirl looked at him then ponced. "NO! MY FACE MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!!" he yelled while running away.

"Who the fuck was that?" Emmett asked. Everyone shook their heads and looked at Jasper to ask the next victim. I mean person.

"Jasper! Come here!" My Brianna asked. Her eyes were full of mischief. I'm scared for everyone here. Brianna whispered something into Jasper's ear and he looked confused but nodded.

"Bella, Truth or dare?" Uh-oh.

"Dare." Bella said with a hard face. Brianna better no have told him about The Black List...

"I dare you sing The Black List for tomorrow." Jasper has no idea what he has gotten his whole family into, and I'm sad to say that I'm looking forward to it. Not the part where I have to control Bella so she won't blow down the whole forest but the torturing Edward part. Bella was still frozen.

"Fine, I'll do i-" she was cut off by a knock on the door. Brianna got up caustically and opened the door. The same boy was standing there but he had tiny-tiny bit marks and he was twitching. Brianna's eyes widened and she slammed the door in his face.

"I think that's a sign we should go to bed," Leah said.

Bella's eyes lit up and she asked, "Sleepover?" My beautiful Brianna and Leah squealed, grabbed Bella, and ran to a door in the back. Brianna unlocked the door, her and Leah ran trough with Bella in tow. Everyone looked at the door as it stabbed and locked with a 'click'. They looked at Seth.

"When they have sleepovers it's like they're middle-schoolers all over again. They do make overs, gossip, and braid each others hair. It's pretty comical to watch the most powerful vampire and hardest alpha and beta pair having a pillow fight." he finished with a smile, but then a hard look replaced it.

SPOV

"You know you really fucked up Bella right?" I asked. Tim sighed and looked down. He knows exactly what I'm talking about. The only thing that's keeping me from ripping them up right now is Bella. She would never forgive me. I continued, "She was never the same. True I only saw her once when she was human but it was a hell of a lot better then when she was a vampire. Every year she would come to visit us on the reservation. She was always the fun aunt. The kids knew she was a vampire but they didn't care. They did care, however, care who hurt their aunt so much. That's why Cam or Jay never looked at you, or even acknowledged you existence. They most likely told all of the teens already. Bella tried. Every time she'd come to visit there was almost always a new baby. She would write a new lullaby for them. Everyone loves her, but the older kids see straight trough her shield. She is one of the strongest, if not thestrongest, person on our planet. When Victoria was torturing her she wasn't just physically hurting her but mentally. She said the the things Bella didn't want to hear. During her change she didn't scream, or speak, or move. She looked like she was frozen, but the thing was, she really was frozen. Not physically, no, but emotionally. She can never love. Yes, she loves Tim and I like big brothers, Brianna and Leah like sisters, and all of the kids on the rez. like nieces and nephews, but she can never love someone like she love you all. To that, she is dead." I finished my speech. Esme`, Alice, Rosalie, and Emmett were dry sobbing and Carlisle and Jasper looked like they needed a hug and Edward looked like he wanted to end his existence very painfully. I could help him with that...

"So you and Tim are her brothers and Leah and Brianna are her s-sister?" Alice asked in a small voice.

"Yes," I answered confused.

"We thought you and Bella were more." Jasper answered. Tim and I chocked on air. We looked at each other and busted out laughing.

"I'm waiting for the girl on the end of my red thread," I said through my laughter. Tim stopped laughing and sent waves of serious to me. The Cullens looked confused at me. "I want to meet her naturally."

"If it's a girl," Tim coughed. I smacked the back of his head and felt someone hit my head. I turned to see Bella.

"Don't hit my Timmy!" How she said that with a straight face I will never know.

AN: The boy who was attacked bu the squirrel was Cory.(For more funny snippets on him look on my profile!)

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