A menacing figure was walking through the devastated wasteland that was his battlefield…
"I fear no man… but that… thing… it scares me…" Choji confessed while being interviewed in a dark room…
Indeed, the menacing figure was so feared that the Akatsuki members went into hiding from just seeing him coming. Pain hurriedly closed the door, leaving Hidan outside abandoned to his own luck…
"No, I… I-I ain't talking about that freak! All right?" a scared Naruto said, also interviewed in the dark room. Then he tried to take the microphone out of his clothes. "He's not here, is he?" Naruto asked desperately, looking to both sides. "How do I get this fucking thing off?"
The menacing figure with a flamethrower kicked the door open and entered…
Sai was the one being interviewed in the dark room now. "One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind those Sharingan eyes…" Sai said while Sasuke was burning the whole village down with his flamethrower. "…what dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?" Sai added…
However, contrary to what Sai suggested, when we switch the perspective to look through Sasuke's Sharingan eyes, we instead see a magical happy world with happy background music, and the flamethrower looks like a harmless machine that fires a cute rainbow and stars and makes colorful flowers blossom. Sasuke laughed maniacally at this happy sight…
Suddenly, Sasuke saw a fat baby with wings bearing Kisame's face. In response Sasuke yanked out a big lollipop that was growing from the ground like a plant. The baby Kisame started running frantically towards Sasuke, while Sasuke happily skipped towards baby Kisame. Once Sasuke reached him, he jumped. In real life, Sasuke was actually holding an axe and he split Kisame's face in half with it, but from his perspective it just looked like he had put the lollipop inside baby Kisame's mouth…
When Sasuke turned around, he saw another fat winged baby, with Hidan's face this time, who flew at full speed towards him and stood on Sasuke's rainbow shooter or whatever Sasuke thought the flamethrower was. In response Sasuke took out a little bubble wand and blew a few harmless bubbles at baby Hidan's face, except that in real life Sasuke had taken out a gun and shot Hidan in the face at point-blank range…
Then Sasuke saw baby Kakuzu greeting him from inside a box and then hiding. Sasuke went to close the box, but in real life he stuck the axe on the wooden door in such a way that it blocked it and left Kakuzu trapped inside the wooden building which Sasuke proceeded to burn down with his flamethrower. "No! Nooooooo!" Kakuzu yelled…
But from Sasuke's perspective he just continued in his rampage of happiness in that magical happy world, spraying his rainbow everywhere and making the fat winged babies happy. As Sasuke was leaving, baby Deidara appeared, waving goodbye to him. In real life, Deidara was waving his hand as he pleaded for help while fire was consuming his body. "I'm burning!" he screamed…
Another Hidan ran away in fear from Sasuke's fiery rampage. Tobi fell down from the heights and landed face-down on the ground. He managed to reach somebody's foot and grab it. "Help meeeee!" Tobi pleaded. Unfortunately for him, that person was Sasuke, who burned him with the flamethrower without hesitation and looked so happy while doing so…
At the end, Sasuke happily walked away in his magical world, or that seems to be what it looks like when seen through the huge hole in the dying Pain's chest. Pain then dropped dead as Sasuke left behind a devastated wasteland of burning mayhem filled with Akatsuki members' corpses…
