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Also, I might skip some parts because one of two reasons, or both:

I think it's just nonsense and a waste of lines.

I have no idea how to translate it or what to make of it… :(


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Act II – Scene 1: Near the Hyuuga orchard.

Kakashi is on a lane by the wall of the Hyuuga orchard. He looks at the wall's height and contemplates. He is about to go away when he stops and glances back towards the wall.

"Can I go forward when my heart is here? Turn back, my body, and let's find my heart's desire (Hinata) out." Kakashi muttered to himself. Kakashi had a smile on his face when he thought about Hinata.

Kakashi then climbs the wall and leaps down, now inside the Hyuuga orchard. On the other side of the wall, Obito and Gai are looking for Kakashi.

"Kakashi! My dear cousin Kakashi!" Obito called, seeming a bit drunk.

"He is wise; and I bet on my life that he went home to bed." Gai stated, seeming a bit drunk too.

"He ran this way and leapt over this orchard's wall: Call him, Gai." Obito said confidently, swaying a bit.

"No, I'll recite a spell to make Kakashi appear! Kakashi! Madman! Passion! Lover! Appear in a sigh! Speak but one rhyme, and I'll be satisfied. Cry the phrase 'ay, me,' pronounce 'love' and 'dove;' speak to my merry lady Venus one fair word, one nickname for her purblind (having poor vision) son and heir, young Cupid – he shot so true, like when King Zabuza loved the beggar-maid! He heard not, he stirred not, he moved not; Kakashi, like a trained monkey, seems to be playing Obito, and I must conjure him. I conjure him by Rin's bright eyes, by her high forehead and her scarlet lip, by her fine foot, straight leg, and quivering thigh, and the domain that there adjacent lie, that in his likeness will appear to us!" Gai recited groggily.

"If he hears you say that, he'll be angry, you know that, right?" Obito asked, trying to muffle a chuckle.

"This won't anger him. My invocation (an incantation in conjuring) was fair and honest, and in his love's name." Gai retorted.

"Come, he has hid himself among these trees to be associated with the humid night: Blind is his love and it befits (appropriate/ suitable for) the dark." Obito stated.

"If love is blind, love can't hit the mark. Now he'll sit under a tree bearing apple-like fruits and wish his mistress were that kind of fruit so he could pluck her and keep her. Kakashi, good night! This field is too cold for me to sleep here. Come Obito, let's go!" Gai said warily.

"Let's go then. It's useless to look for someone who doesn't want to be found." Obito muttered as he and Gai went away.