EDGE OF THORKI

Lyrics by Sonic Stratagem. (Original song: "Edge of Glory" by Lady Gaga).

Loki:
There ain't no reason you and I can't be together
You're not my brother
Cause I'm adopted

Thor:
I'll burn all bridges as I try to get you home tonight

Loki:
Cause you're the man who thinks it's right when I'm so wrong

Thor:
That's right, yeah Loki!
All night, yeah Loki!

So understand that I won't ever leave your side tonight

Both:
We could unite our realms
Why should we fight ourselves?
Let's quit this lie, instead
I would see us wed
We're gonna need a king-size bed!

Thor:
I'm on the edge
Of Thorki
As I'm hanging off the Bifrost with you

Loki:
I'm on the edge
Of Thorki
And I'll gladly do a pole dance for you

Both:
We're on the edge
The edge
The edge
The edge
The edge
The edge
The edge

We're on the edge
Of Thorki
As I'm hanging off the Bifrost with you
We're on the edge
Of truth

Loki:
One final tear falls when I look into your eyes

Thor:
Don't cry, my brother!
We've got each other!

Loki:
To make you love me more I'll even fake my suicide!
I'll die, alright?

Thor:
We'll meet again, just have to turn the other page
In "The Avengers" we won't pretend, cause

I know Joss Whedon likes his films in fifty shades of gay!

Both:
Oh my!
So right!

We'll do a somersault
Into the Thunderfrost

Loki:
My love is magical

Thor:
I will rule your heart
And then the cold in you will thaw

I'm on the edge
Of Thorki
As I'm hanging off the Bifrost with you

Loki:
I'm on the edge
Of Thorki
And I'll gladly do a pole dance for you

Both:
We're on the edge
The edge
The edge
The edge
The edge
The edge
The edge

We're on the edge
Of Thorki
As I'm hanging off the Bifrost with you
We're on the edge
Of truth

I'm on the edge with you
We're on the edge
Of truth

Thor:
I'm on the edge
Of Thorki
As I'm hanging off the Bifrost with you

Loki:
I'm on the edge
Of Thorki
And I'll gladly do a pole dance for you

Both:
We're on the edge
The edge
The edge
The edge
The edge
The edge
The edge

We're on the edge
Of Thorki
As I'm hanging off the Bifrost with you

We're on the edge
Of truth
Of truth
Of truth
Of truth
Of truth

I'm on the edge

With you
With you
With you
With you
With you

We're on the edge

Of truth
Of truth
Of truth
Of truth
Of truth

I'm on the edge

With you
With you
With you
With you
With you