Happy Halloween, readers! Here's a special react for today- HALLOWEEN! Have lots of candy and have too much that you get sick and start barfing a ton and die! No... don't do that. Sorry this is so late. I was out trick-or-treating until 10:30 so... Welp! Here you go:
Halloween
By Lorelei, KeeperLostCity, Charlotte, and Amethyst
Biana: What's a Halloween?
Cabinet: Basically, it's where you dress up in a costume and say "trick or treat!" and then you get free candy.
KeeperLostCity: It's really fun.
Biana: Must. Have. PRATTLES!
Amethyst: It's a human holiday, so there are no Elvin desserts.
Keefe: I AM LORD MALLO—
Vehd: No, you're not, remember? We named you Urchin.
Keefe: Mmmfoo! Hapooo!
Sophie: *duct tapes his mouth shut* Language!
Dex: Why exactly do humans celebrate this holiday?
Tam: It seems like a waste of time.
Vehd: It is.
Amethyst: NO IT'S NOT! FREE CANDY IS NEVER A WASTE OF TIME!
KeeperLostCity: It's supposed to be creepy. Also, you get free candy.
Charlotte: KeeperLostCity, Amethyst just said that.
Keefe: CANDY? I WANT CANDY!
Lorelei: Ummm… no.
Keefe: *finds candy* Yay! Candy!
Charlotte: Keefe, did you know gummy bears used to be made of horses?
Keefe: WHAT?
Linh: That's so sad!
Dex: Why do humans eat all this weird stuff?
Sophie: I'm not sure.
Amethyst: We don't have all the different kinds of vegetables you do.
Lorelei: I am officially boycotting gummy bears. *throws Keefe's gummy bears out the window*
Keefe: Hey!
Dex: Be quiet. You weren't even going to eat them.
Keefe: Well… no, but…
Charlotte: *changes subject* So, who wants to go trick-or-treating?
Everyone except Tam: YES!
Tam: Fine, if Linh wants to.
Cabinet: Okay, you all need costumes.
Fitz: What about you guys?
KeeperLostCity: We have ours. Let's get started!
~A few hours later~
Sophie: Uhh… Why do you guys look like us?
Keefe: Psh. They could never be as handsome as me.
Vehd: There isn't a "you".
Keefe: There's always a me!
Linh: Wow! There are two me's! I can't be that awesome.
Charlotte and Aqua: Well, you are!
Linh: Wow… Charlotte, your "floating" water looks really cool, and oh, Aqua, that looks a lot like the actual Exilium outfits!
Biana: Here! Let me help with your makeup! Minime's yay!
KeeperLostCity: Uh. No makeup, please!
Biana: Aw, please?
Amethyst: You can do mine!
*Biana starts applying makeup on Amethyst*
Amethyst: *whispering* She's touching meeee!
Biana: Can I do you, KeeperLostCity?
KeeperLostCity: Biana, please no?
Biana: Fine.
Tam: Looks like you're me. I should have guessed. *sighs*
Vehd: Well, obviously.
Sophie: Having two me's is just weird.
Lorelei and Pineapple: Yay! We love you, Sophie!
Dex: Looks like there's not a me.
KeeperLostCity: OMG DEX WE'RE SO SO SORRY WE JUST COULDN'T FIND ANYONE TO DO YOU!
Dex: *steps back* No, no, it's alright!
Charlotte: Vehd, I know you'll hate me, but I kinda invited the Trueheeos.
Vehd: YOU INVITED MRS. FLOWER?!
Charlotte: I believe that's her code name, yes.
Aqua: Mrs. Flower's fine.
Vehd: AND RAVEN?
Lorelei: You really hate her.
Vehd: Laraya's okay, I guess.
*Trueheeo family arrives*
Raven: Hey Charlotte!
Charlotte: Hey Raven!
Vehd: *grumbles something about killing Raven*
Laraya: I'm Laraya for this, right?
Charlotte: Yup!
Fitz: Who are they? You all seem to know them.
Amethyst: I don't, I'm new.
Lorelei: Yes, you do. I introduced you, remember?
Amethyst: Ohhh yeaaaaaah. Riiiiiight.
KeeperLostCity: Mrs. Flower was Aqua, Vehd, Cabinet, and my homeroom teacher last year. Raven and Laraya are her kids. They hugely celebrate Halloween with Charlotte's family every year!
Keefe: Where is Cabinet?
Amethyst: I'm not completely sure.
Keefe: *shrugs* Okay.
Mrs. Flower: We have to go soon, girls.
Raven: I'm a year older than these guys here.
Amethyst: Ohhhh, you're the girl I see on the playground!
Raven: Yeah!
Laraya: I'm a year younger than those peeps! *points*
Linh: Why do you hate Raven so much? She seems nice.
Vehd: Ugh. She's just… ugh.
Tam: Okay.
Mrs. Flower: *on the phone* Alright. See you at Peps! *off the phone* Girls, we have to go. Say bye!
Raven and Laraya: Bye!
*Trueheeo family leaves*
Vehd: Phew. They're gone!
Keefe: *elbows Vehd* What happened?
Vehd: … Just, Raven's just… she said…
Aqua: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!
KeeperLostCity: Never mind.
Lorelei: OOOKAY NOW. Back to reacting?
Sophie: Wellllll, I used to do Halloween every year, back in San Diego! Amy and I dressed up as Hermione and Ginny one year! *wipes a tear*
Vehd: NOT HARRY POTTER!
KeeperLostCity: *rolls eyes*
Amethyst: OKAY OKAY OKAY LET'S GO GET CAAAAANDYY!
Charlotte: YOU NEED COSTUMES!
Aqua: They basically already have some.
Tam: What do you mean?
Aqua: People will think you are cosplayers like us! They have Elvin clothes on.
Amethyst: Candy? Candy?
Lorelei: YES!
Keefe: YES!
Lorelei and Amethyst: *shove Keefe*
Amethyst: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO PERSONKIND!
Keefe: WHAT DID I DO?!
Humans: YOU EXISTED!
Amethyst: NO TALK, CANDY CANDY CANDYYYYYYYYYYY
Lorelei: Yes Amethyst, soon.
Amethyst: But I want candy now!
Charlotte: *In soothing voice* Yes, Amethyst. Sooooon.
Sophie: Amethyst, who are you?
Amethyst: I'm a rainbow alicorn!
Biana: I LOVE YOUR SPARKLES
Amethyst: OH TAAAANK YOUUUU
Keefe: I don't get it. Your costume seems dumb and unrealistic.
Amethyst: I'm a SPARKLE UNICORN *breathes heavily*
Aqua: It's okay, Amethyst. Just breathe.
Cabinet: You must go to PCRC.
Elves, Aqua, Pineapple, and KeeperLostCity: What? P.C.R.C.?
Charlotte and Lorelei: We shall tell you laterz!
Aqua: Oh hi Cabinet.
