Happy Halloween, readers! Here's a special react for today- HALLOWEEN! Have lots of candy and have too much that you get sick and start barfing a ton and die! No... don't do that. Sorry this is so late. I was out trick-or-treating until 10:30 so... Welp! Here you go:


Halloween

By Lorelei, KeeperLostCity, Charlotte, and Amethyst

Biana: What's a Halloween?

Cabinet: Basically, it's where you dress up in a costume and say "trick or treat!" and then you get free candy.

KeeperLostCity: It's really fun.

Biana: Must. Have. PRATTLES!

Amethyst: It's a human holiday, so there are no Elvin desserts.

Keefe: I AM LORD MALLO—

Vehd: No, you're not, remember? We named you Urchin.

Keefe: Mmmfoo! Hapooo!

Sophie: *duct tapes his mouth shut* Language!

Dex: Why exactly do humans celebrate this holiday?

Tam: It seems like a waste of time.

Vehd: It is.

Amethyst: NO IT'S NOT! FREE CANDY IS NEVER A WASTE OF TIME!

KeeperLostCity: It's supposed to be creepy. Also, you get free candy.

Charlotte: KeeperLostCity, Amethyst just said that.

Keefe: CANDY? I WANT CANDY!

Lorelei: Ummm… no.

Keefe: *finds candy* Yay! Candy!

Charlotte: Keefe, did you know gummy bears used to be made of horses?

Keefe: WHAT?

Linh: That's so sad!

Dex: Why do humans eat all this weird stuff?

Sophie: I'm not sure.

Amethyst: We don't have all the different kinds of vegetables you do.

Lorelei: I am officially boycotting gummy bears. *throws Keefe's gummy bears out the window*

Keefe: Hey!

Dex: Be quiet. You weren't even going to eat them.

Keefe: Well… no, but…

Charlotte: *changes subject* So, who wants to go trick-or-treating?

Everyone except Tam: YES!

Tam: Fine, if Linh wants to.

Cabinet: Okay, you all need costumes.

Fitz: What about you guys?

KeeperLostCity: We have ours. Let's get started!

~A few hours later~

Sophie: Uhh… Why do you guys look like us?

Keefe: Psh. They could never be as handsome as me.

Vehd: There isn't a "you".

Keefe: There's always a me!

Linh: Wow! There are two me's! I can't be that awesome.

Charlotte and Aqua: Well, you are!

Linh: Wow… Charlotte, your "floating" water looks really cool, and oh, Aqua, that looks a lot like the actual Exilium outfits!

Biana: Here! Let me help with your makeup! Minime's yay!

KeeperLostCity: Uh. No makeup, please!

Biana: Aw, please?

Amethyst: You can do mine!

*Biana starts applying makeup on Amethyst*

Amethyst: *whispering* She's touching meeee!

Biana: Can I do you, KeeperLostCity?

KeeperLostCity: Biana, please no?

Biana: Fine.

Tam: Looks like you're me. I should have guessed. *sighs*

Vehd: Well, obviously.

Sophie: Having two me's is just weird.

Lorelei and Pineapple: Yay! We love you, Sophie!

Dex: Looks like there's not a me.

KeeperLostCity: OMG DEX WE'RE SO SO SORRY WE JUST COULDN'T FIND ANYONE TO DO YOU!

Dex: *steps back* No, no, it's alright!

Charlotte: Vehd, I know you'll hate me, but I kinda invited the Trueheeos.

Vehd: YOU INVITED MRS. FLOWER?!

Charlotte: I believe that's her code name, yes.

Aqua: Mrs. Flower's fine.

Vehd: AND RAVEN?

Lorelei: You really hate her.

Vehd: Laraya's okay, I guess.

*Trueheeo family arrives*

Raven: Hey Charlotte!

Charlotte: Hey Raven!

Vehd: *grumbles something about killing Raven*

Laraya: I'm Laraya for this, right?

Charlotte: Yup!

Fitz: Who are they? You all seem to know them.

Amethyst: I don't, I'm new.

Lorelei: Yes, you do. I introduced you, remember?

Amethyst: Ohhh yeaaaaaah. Riiiiiight.

KeeperLostCity: Mrs. Flower was Aqua, Vehd, Cabinet, and my homeroom teacher last year. Raven and Laraya are her kids. They hugely celebrate Halloween with Charlotte's family every year!

Keefe: Where is Cabinet?

Amethyst: I'm not completely sure.

Keefe: *shrugs* Okay.

Mrs. Flower: We have to go soon, girls.

Raven: I'm a year older than these guys here.

Amethyst: Ohhhh, you're the girl I see on the playground!

Raven: Yeah!

Laraya: I'm a year younger than those peeps! *points*

Linh: Why do you hate Raven so much? She seems nice.

Vehd: Ugh. She's just… ugh.

Tam: Okay.

Mrs. Flower: *on the phone* Alright. See you at Peps! *off the phone* Girls, we have to go. Say bye!

Raven and Laraya: Bye!

*Trueheeo family leaves*

Vehd: Phew. They're gone!

Keefe: *elbows Vehd* What happened?

Vehd: … Just, Raven's just… she said…

Aqua: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE!

KeeperLostCity: Never mind.

Lorelei: OOOKAY NOW. Back to reacting?

Sophie: Wellllll, I used to do Halloween every year, back in San Diego! Amy and I dressed up as Hermione and Ginny one year! *wipes a tear*

Vehd: NOT HARRY POTTER!

KeeperLostCity: *rolls eyes*

Amethyst: OKAY OKAY OKAY LET'S GO GET CAAAAANDYY!

Charlotte: YOU NEED COSTUMES!

Aqua: They basically already have some.

Tam: What do you mean?

Aqua: People will think you are cosplayers like us! They have Elvin clothes on.

Amethyst: Candy? Candy?

Lorelei: YES!

Keefe: YES!

Lorelei and Amethyst: *shove Keefe*

Amethyst: YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO PERSONKIND!

Keefe: WHAT DID I DO?!

Humans: YOU EXISTED!

Amethyst: NO TALK, CANDY CANDY CANDYYYYYYYYYYY

Lorelei: Yes Amethyst, soon.

Amethyst: But I want candy now!

Charlotte: *In soothing voice* Yes, Amethyst. Sooooon.

Sophie: Amethyst, who are you?

Amethyst: I'm a rainbow alicorn!

Biana: I LOVE YOUR SPARKLES

Amethyst: OH TAAAANK YOUUUU

Keefe: I don't get it. Your costume seems dumb and unrealistic.

Amethyst: I'm a SPARKLE UNICORN *breathes heavily*

Aqua: It's okay, Amethyst. Just breathe.

Cabinet: You must go to PCRC.

Elves, Aqua, Pineapple, and KeeperLostCity: What? P.C.R.C.?

Charlotte and Lorelei: We shall tell you laterz!

Aqua: Oh hi Cabinet.