Me: =smiles= Hi readers! I'm back!
Readers: O.O =scout back=
Me: T_T =ties them up= There, now your force to read! Wahahaha! I know...something-something-something-PIE kick! XD
Malik: O.o...what's with her?
Ayume: =sighs= She bought a whole bag of lillipops and leaves them next to the computer.
Ryou: really? Why?
Ayume: Sugarhighness.
Me: Now, Ayume do the disclaimer!
Ayume: OoO but that's why the boys are here for!
Me: T_T
Ayume: O.O Raven doesn't own nothing in this story and whatever is in shows, moives, books, and so on!
Ryou and Malik: Please enjoy!...HELP US! O_O
Me: NEVA! =ties them all up= ^-^ enjoy...OR FACE THE WRATH OF MY PET GOAT!
Bucky:...baa!
Last time on "The bold and the beautiful"!
Ryou: I'm sorry Malik, but, I'm in love with James Wood.
Malik: =falls on his knees= NO!
Now, for the real show!
The pixie wondered around the hot snowy fields with one question and one question only.
Mokuba:…How much is the doggy in the window, in the window, in the window? How much is the doggy in the window, so I can stuff him down Seto's pants!
Then without warning he heard screaming…wait, that was all the poor souls dieing from his singing. I'm so sorry readers for your loses!
Readers; You better be! Now we'll sue cause we want all your Zeromancer stalking pictures!
O.O NO! Mine! =hisses=
Ok well, anyways! Mokuba skipped down the road,
Mokuba: Skip, skip, skip! =sees a flower= Aw what a cute little flower!
Flower: ^-^
Mokuba: DIE! =pulls out hammer and squishes flower=
Flower: O.o…X.X
O_o…right…let's see what the others are-
"NO!" Mokuba screamed pointing at the sky with a pickle. "I want to be the star and I will with the help with this!" He holds up a taco.
-_-…and that'll do what?
Mokuba stares at the sky eating the taco. "I was hungry, kay! Gosh, why is everyone I know act like that kid from The Little Mermaid! What's her name again? Pegasus!" He storms off throwing the taco in his hair. "There, you are safe from those flying penguins now."
After 8693264932 hours of Mokuba laughing like that weird kid on Dexter's laboratory, "Ah Haha wa Haha. Wah Haha Whahaha!" He spots a sled coming, really fast…right at him…not planning to stop…I'll stop now…I like Dragon Tales!
Sled: La la la, =spots Mokuba= Ooh, another speed bump! =goes faster=
…I think you should move.
Mokuba pouts in a Tweety Bird costume. "But why?"
Fangirls: =come out of nowhere= OMR WE LOVE YOU MOKUBA! CAN WE EAT YOU AND GROW YOUR HEAD ON OUR STOMACHS SO IT CAN TALK TO US EVERYDAY? =then the sled runs them over= WHY! XoX
Mokuba smirks sticking a chocolate cigar in his mouth and posing like that Pit Boss. "Ha, It works every time."
Sled: Sweet! Fangirls are 45 points! I'm so going to be number one on the "Killer sleds gone mad!" ^-^
Some lady jumps out of the sled wearing a speed racers costume and screams pointing a bunny at the stolen Santa sled…wait I wasn't suppose to say that yet. "Great, nice job, now I got blood on my sled! What do you have to say for yourself?" She glares at the pixie, then at Mokuba.
Mokuba: Well, I like donuts and monkeys, and donuts with monkeys and-
The lady hits him with one of the fangirls, "NO MORE! T_T"
Mokuba pouts sticking a frog in his mouth. It turned into a prince and flew away. "awwww, but I was going to say I was an awesome singer! Want to hear me sing?"
The whole world: NOOOOOOOOOOO! OoO
Mokuba glares at the globe that popped up. "Gosh, is everyone a critic?"
Steven King: No that's just me. X3 =flies away on a hippo=
…what's with everyone and flying away? Why not dig or…Kuso! I give up! =grabs a red bull and drinks it= awwww, I'm going to marry you!
After kicking Sid off a cliff the lady pouted, "Damn, he was perfect for my future husband I would marry and eat so I can have all his money then take other Narnia with a unicorn named Paul."
Mokuba: =picks his nose= Sorry, I was…looking at this…funny thing growing in my nose.
Lady: -_- That's your buggers.
Mokuba: O.O Fascinating! =smirks at the bugger= I shall rule the day when I found you!
Lady sighs and smirks doing a model pose on her sled…EWWW! She's like what, 20? "Ok, well, little juicy boy. Want to go in my sled?"
Sled: =glares= No Room!
Lady: T_T =kicks it=
Sled: OW! =dies= X.x
Mokuba: =jumps in= Vroom…Zoom…Beep Beep! Vroom…Ah! A cow! =acts like he hit it= NO! George Bush! =cries=
Lady: T_T Are you done now?
Mokuba: ^-^ why, yes I am!
Lady: Good, now who are you?
Mokuba: I'm Larry King!
Lady: -_- =slaps him=
Mokuba: OW! Fine, meany! I'm Mokuba Hannah Super Awesome Mega Chris Chan Blood Kiaba!
Lady: =spits out her juice=
Juice: O.o But you didn't even taste me!
Lady: Your Mokuba? The forth king of Narnia that I'm spoiling cause it really pisses off the authoress!
Like Pumpkin, it does! T.T
Mokuba: ...What? No, I'm no king. But if you say Queen then I'm not going into that story again! =shutters=
Lady: O.e…right, anywho, Are you Mokuba yes or no?
Mokuba: =thinks hard=…I want to say, Yes.
Lady: GOOD! =pulls out a box of chocolates= I'll give you candy with you become my slave!
Mokuba: Sorry, but Marik already still has me for another 3 mouths.
Lady: T_T…=takes out a carrot=
Mokuba: HISSSS! It's…You! T_T
Carrot: O.o?
Mokuba: Fine, I'll be your slave! But please, get HIM away from me!
Lady: =smirks= Purrfect! =eats the carrot and burps= Now…GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DEATH TRAP! =kicks him out=
Mokuba: WEE! I believe I can fly! I believe I can touch the Mars! =crashes in a tree= Ow…huh? O_o
Little elves: Now, at 2 o'clock, we'll attack the big peoples homes!
A army of squirrels: All hail the Jonas brothers!
Mokuba: =pops out= Wow…my head can fit in holes! =jumps down= Now…where did that lady go?
Lady: =hiding in a bee suit= Ha, he can never find me with this on! X3
Mokuba: Oh MY Hamster, it's Sponge Bob! =glomps= I love you kitchen sponge that got moldy cause I left you in the sun with the pizza on you!
Lady: -_-;;; Kid, It's me.
Mokuba: =gasps=…T_T, you owe me a pickle for a glomp!
Lady: Dude, your really messed up! Fine, you know what?
Mokuba: You'll let me have your brain for my science project for school?
Lady: NO!
Mokuba: Damn! =crosses "Random chick that smells like American Dad" off the list=
List: ^o^ Yeah, one down, 836492364 more to go!
Lady:...?
Mokuba: Don't ask! Malik did once and let's just say, he never sleeps with that Teddy bear again!
Lady: Malik? There's more of you psycho's?
Mokuba: Well, Yugi's the psycho, but yeah! There's me, the rapist Malik, the black hole stomach Ryou, and the goblin from the lord of the rings Yugi!
Lady: =Smirks= So, it is true. The four kings from the legend that sounded so fake cause it had light savers and talking big foots is real! =grabs Mokuba shaking him= Where are they? Are they with you?
Mokuba: O_o =pukes on a cat= N-no.
Lady: What do you mean No!
Mokuba: =puts on glasses= No; the term for not agreeing to some lady I met in the woods late at night with no one around and is holding me against my will with the promise of candy and-
Lady: NO! Not that! Gosh! =glares at the sky with a fish in her mouth= How can you deal with this?
Like I do with everyone I know. =pulls out an I-pod and listens to "Enter Sandman" by Metallica= We're off to never never-land!
Mokuba: That's where my sanity went to! ^-^
Lady: T_T I've guessed that.
Mokuba spun in a circle and pointed at the sky. "Hey, why does the story lines change?"
Cause I like making people confused! It's fun! Like the time I had a staring contest with a fish! =pouts= To bad it was cooked right when I was going to win. But he was tasty! ^-^
The lady sighed then blinked at the long narrating I'm doing cause I think it's funny cause they talk for a LONG time about pointless things and- "Hey, shut up and get on with it!"
=pouts= That's it! Your not invited to my birthday party!
Lady: =cries= But, But-
Mokuba: ha, you said butt!
Lady: =glares and buries him= Ha, now I'm the king!
Mokuba laughed as a bird escaped his mouth. "Don't you mean Queen!"
"…yeah…that's what I was suppose to say but didn't cause I was busy thinking what not to say but did in this stupid fic that made me say what I wasn't suppose too!"
Mokuba:…what? O.o
The lady growled turning all Hulk like and kicking Mokuba like a football. "Listen here boy!" Mokuba nodded pulling a duck out of his belly-button. "I want you to be a spy for me."
"Gasp! Like James Bond?"
Lady: -_-…yes…just like James Bond.
Mokuba: Do I get my own code name and awesome suit with a theme song-Ooh, I can sing my own theme song, want to hear-Can I have a sidekick that's a monkey with a diaper that can talk-I like Monkeys-
The lady taped his mouth and sighed. "Your one dumb gremlin. But, I guess you'll have to do." She took off her hair, that was really a wig-
Hamster: T_T
Um…sorry, I mean, she took off the hamster and then pulled out a little card. Nope, not a trading card, but wouldn't that be cool?
"Ok, look." She held up the card with a picture of Orlando Blue on it holding a castle in his hand. "The castle the elf is carrying it my white castle, no not the restaurant! The ice place where I rule so hard that I turn all my servants into ice! Bwahahahaha!"
Mokuba:…So, you're a queen with no one to guard it?
Lady: YES!…O.O KUSO! =she jumps in the sled= GO! GO! GO! GO!
Sled: X.X
Lady: Oh yeah! =she jumps out and pulls on a rope= Remember! You're a spy taking your friends to my castle where I'll eat them and use their bones as horse shoes for my bears!
Mokuba smiled watching the lady pull the sled away. "Ok, bye crazy lady!" He smirked looking at the card. "Your going straight up my nose!"
That's when Yugi pops in wearing a snow white costume. "Hey, what are you doing in my slave closet that soon will be full of little boys in Chuck Norris costumes?"
Mokuba looked at him then thought of what happened AGES ago!
Lady: Now, blah blah blah Nose blah blah blah I smell blah blah blah I eat babies for lunch blah blah blah no tell pigs!
Mokuba:…I came here to play a children's card game!
Yugi farted licking a toad that turned into Brother Bear. "What ever. If you're here then those other two must be fighting over a chicken somewhere."
"No, it was a duck!"
"Like I said, Those two are CRAZY!"
They wonder off into the sun rise as hey dittle dittle, the cat and the fiddle, as the cow jumped over the sun and turned into steak…I thought it would learn it's lesson from the last time it did that.
OK! Time for the other two!…Damn it! I forgot all about them!
Ryou sat in a tub watching a toaster. "I hate this channel."
Malik jumps in holding a sandwich. "Hey, Ryou, want to go on an adventure with me?"
"hmmm…what do I get?"
"A hot guy that I'm telling cause spoiling the story is fun!"
I hate you all! T_T
Ryou smiled flying out of the tub and running into the halls. "Hot guy, hot guy, yum yum yum!"
Malik ran after him. "Wait, your naked!"
Fangirls: =Go all crazy like= RYOU! =^o^= (yeah, don't know what that is either.)
Ryou: O.O…=runs back to Malik and hides in his shirt= Help! I'm to young to be in fan service pictures!
Malik smirked as he dressed as a pregnant lady. "He went that way ladies!"
Fangirls: ^o^ THANK YOU! =runs till they fall in a trap door full of fan boys= O.O AHHH!
Malik: Ok, they're gone.
Ryou: =falls out from the bottom and glares= Do not tell anyone.
Malik: Fine, but can you call me mommy! X3
Ryou: =hits him=
Malik: 6.9 I thought so…=falls over in a giant pie=
Pie: Nom nom nom! X3
Ryou grabbed the clothes and puts them on then realized he looks like Miku Hatsune. "Oh, great, why didn't you get me at least Len's clothes, or Kaito's!" He drools. "kitty, he looks like a kitty."
Malik sits up eating his donut. "Sorry, but Yugi took those for his slave closet."
Ryou: O.O slave closet? WHERE! =eyes sparkle= I'll kill him for that closet!
Malik: O.o…Riiiiight
The sparkling boy jumped letting his skirt fly around.
Newman: And on today's news. 8,000 vocaloid and Ryou fans died from sudden Voca-gasm and kawaiiness. But on the brighter side, the firemen finally saved that fish that was trapped in the water under snow! But it died when they brought it on land to revive it.
O.e…ok?
Malik covered his bleeding nose and pointed at the ceiling. "Ryou, your killing the authoress!"
Ryou stops, he sticks his hip out and leaned a hand on it like a snotty girl. "Oh, Like I care. Now, excuse me, I got a manicure for these nails." He groaned looking at his "already" perfect nails. Yes, why do they even go when they're nails are so neat and clean enough to eat off of. Gosh, women!
Ayume pops in glaring at the sky…the house has a sun roof? "Raven, you are a girl!"
But I don't get them!
"But you are one!"
"ENOUGH!" Both sky and yami stared at the girly hikari who's posing as a swimsuit model. "I'm leaving, Malik come!"
Malik: I'm not a do-
Ryou: I'll give you a cookie!
Malik: =hugs his leg= I love you.
Ryou: doesn't everyone? =walks away while dragging Malik=
Malik: I'm a leech! ^-^
…No comment…=laughs=
Ryou turned a corner, fell down stairs, walked on walls, and had a tea party with the mad hatter, but still he couldn't find the closet of his dreams.
"Damn! Where is it? All I found in this place was a chest full of gold, a playboy, some fancy jeans, Johnny Depp in a Prom queen dress, and this Robin Hood hat! But no closet!" He slammed his head in a wall and broke it.
Cow: =taking a shower= la de dah! =sees Ryou= AHHHH!…T_T=throws soups at him=
Soup: Soup power go! ^-^
Ryou: OW! My eyes! =falls down rolling around= Stop, drop, and roll! Stop, drop, and…I forgot the last part! O.O
Malik licked a lollipop wearing the Robin hood hat Ryou found. "It's; give Malik 5 dollars."
Ryou laughed killing a ball that hit the cow. "Ha, I know I have a brain like Brittney Spears, but I know when someone wants my money I stole from a old person from the streets!"
"so…no?"
"YES!"
"So, yes?"
"NO!"
"But you said-"
"Yes to No!"
"OH!"
Ryou growled as cat ears and tail popped up. "Look, I just want to find the closet, go in, kill Justin Timerlake then Yugi, and become queen of the new slave closet and make you my foot rest."
Malik scratched his butt, "Huh, but why not use the clothes box?" He points at a closet in the room that was open right next to Ryou.
Ryou: OoO T_T why didn't you tell me the closet was here?
Malik: =glares= It's not a closet! It's a clothes box! Gosh, I know I didn't finish kindergarten but I know what a clothes box is!
Ryou: Your grammar sucks!
Malik: NOT! Me's grammar good!
Ryou: T_T ok then!
Ryou walked into the room with Malik smiling and drooling at all the colors he see. He see brown and…brown…ok, that room needs a makeover after they get back!
They neared the closet till they saw that the closet was really a computer! A BIG computer with MANY buttons!
Malik: O.O Buttons!
Ryou: No, don't touch!
Malik: awwww…what does this one do? =pushes it=
Ryou: Damn it future footrest!
The computer turned on and a blue face appears in the screen.
The face: =smiles= Hi, my name is Mr. Roboto! I like puppies! My favorite singer is Mokuba! Want to hear me sing his latest song?
Ryou: O.e um…no thanks. We just want to get in the closet so I can rule it and make everyone I know and soon to know into slaves before Yugi brands them all!
Malik: And I have to pee! ^-^
Mr. Roboto: I'm sorry, Dave. But I can't let you go in.
Ryou: I'm not Dave. Names Ryou!
Mr. Roboto: Yes it is, Dave. If you don't listen I will throw you into the sea.
Ryou: T_T but we aren't next to a sea!
Mr. Roboto: Don't be silly, Dave. You must be crazy, Dave! Now, I'll give you something to calm you down. =holds up a shot=
Ryou: O.O I'm not DAVE!
Malik: I am!
Ryou: No you aren't!
Malik: Am too! ToT
Ryou: O.e
Mr. Roboto: Then you are not needed anymore Dave. =give him a shot=
Malik: ooh, I see purity coolors! =black-outs=
Mr. Roboto: Now, other Dave, must leave or you will be like this Dave.
Ryou: =angry vain pops up= I'M NOT DAVE! =hit's the computer with his high heels=
Mr. Roboto: OW! EEK! MY EYE! =turns off= X.x
Ryou: =smirks and flips his hair back cool like= And that is why no one calls me Dave and gets away with it. =kicks Malik= Wake up! I still need you!
Malik yawns sitting up and staring at Ryou with a bug going up his nose.
Bug: Oh My Queen bug, I see Atlantis!
"REALLY?" Ryou crawls into Malik's nose looking inside. "Damn!" He comes out pouting. "It was Undead Hollywood."
Ryou skips to the closet and opens it. "hmmm, looks safe but to be sure…" He grabs Malik who was up his nose digging for gold and threw him in the closet.
Malik: WEEE! I'm superman!
Traps: Sweet! Live one coming! X3
(5 hours of Malik flying through the traps like nothing and making the traps go to the emo-corner or making them cry cause they couldn't hit him later!)
Malik sat on the far side of the closet waving to Ryou like a little kid. "Look, Mommy! I did it!"
Ryou smiled walking right through whistling 'shota desuyon'.
Traps: You haven't seen the last of us!
Ryou: HISSSSSSS!
Traps: O.o eep! =runs away=
"That's what I thought!" Ryou smirked (+1 dead fangirl).
Malik: =holding a raccoon= Yes! One more lap to go! X3
Raccoon: -_- beep…boop…beep
Ryou: O.o What are you doing?
Malik: =looks at him=…Me don't know! X3
Ryou sighs stealing the raccoon and throwing it. "No more playing with what ever you grab with your tan girly hands that seem to go everywhere!"
Malik:…I like mustard and pickles…TOGETHER! ^-^
Ryou: -_-…Are you done?
Malik: O_O…YES!
Ryou: Good! =put a straight jacket on Malik and drags him through the closet=
Malik: But I'm not crazy! The mushrooms told me so! You'll see! The chipmunks will rule the world while we turn into ugly cows that go "WOOF".
Ryou: =Blink=…=blink=…Malik, did you go into my garden of weed?
Malik: O.O um…no?
Ryou: T_T…OK! ^-^
Malik: ^o^ yoot!
Closet: T_T You two are weird!
Both; O.O It…TALKS!
Closet: =pushes them out= Ha, I so rule!
Thunder: =crashes into closet= OW! X.X
Closet: NOO! =gets set on fire=
Fire: Yeah, that's right! I'm so hot! X3
Malik: OoO ooh, purity fire! Me likely touchy!
Ryou: NO! =pulls on the chains and drags him away= We're going to find-
Malik: The muffin man?
Ryou: -_-…=hits him=
Malik: O.o =knock-out=
Ryou:…=looks in the script= Damn…no yaoi scene
TT_TT I wanted to but this is rated "T".
Ryou sighs walking through the snow till...THE DEAD WALKS AGAIN!
Zombie boy; =appears= Brains!
=translation: Melons! O_O=
Ryou: O.o…ok then? =walks away=
After walking for about 5 hours they saw spiky hair and heared singing.
"There they are!" Ryou ran forgetting that Malik was still tied up and was getting slammed into rocks, trees, cars, old ladies, Eddy, and some hobo from school.
Malik: ZZZzzzzz -o-
Ryou: =walks up to them= Guys we found you-…T_T your not the gremlin and the midget!
Sonic the hedgehog: Um…no!
Mr. Krabs: Did you say money? OoO
Ryou: T_T NO!
Mr. Krabs: Oh…can I have some?
Ryou: Get the hell out of here!
Both: Fine, meany cross dresser Twinkie! =disappears in a cloud of smoke=
Smoke: Ha…I'm that cool!
Ryou growled throwing Malik at the smoke. "Malik-mon, I choose you!"
Malik: =jumps out= Malik-Malik!
Smoke: T_T You can't beat me, I'm so awesome and super and-
Ryou: -_- Malik-mon, use stupid!
Malik: CHU! =crawls in front of Smoke= Hi, I'm Bob! I like cheese, pickles, pickled cheese, cheesed pickled, super pickle cheese, and MUSTATRD! My snake's name is fluffy and he told me I look like a Milk! Do I? What's milk? Who you? Who I? What's grammar good? Am I dead? Can I eat myself? =chews on hand= Ha, I taste like foot.
Smoke: O.O X.X =is defeated=
The ringer guy: And the winner is…Ryou Ketchup and his Pokemon, Malik-mon!
Ryou: Yeah, we did it! =jumps in the air dramatically=
Malik: Malik-Malik! ^-^
Yugi:…what are you doing?
Malik: MALIK! T_T =thundershocks Yugi=
Yugi: X.X
Mokuba: No, Yugi-chu!
Malik: Malik-Malik! =starts glowing=
Glow: Ooh, I'm so pretty! =P
Ryou: egasp! My Malik-mon is changing!
Some pervert: Yes, do change. Hehe!
Ryou: =kicks him= Damn it Con Way Tweety!
Glow: =dims=
Mokuba: Look Malik evolved into-
Ryou, Yugi, and Mokuba: OoO Jack Sparrow?
Jack Sparrow: =smirks= Why, hello my mates! By any chance have you seen my jar of dirt?
Yugi: =coughs=…over there.
Jack: ^-^ Thank you, rodent! =skips away in a field of flowers=
Flowers: Yeah!
Mokuba: O_O DIE!
Flowers: O.O Not again!
~~~In the twilight zone!~~~
Mouse: =eating snake=
Snake: O.o =gets eaten=
Mouse: ^-^ =jumps away=
Snake: I know where you live!
Mouse: O.O
~~~…back to the teens of DOOM! Bwahahahaha!~~~
Mokuba: look, let's agree that Bunny Trail ice cream is not made of real bunnies and the clouds are not glued to the sky cause it's falling like Duke said!
Yugi, Ryou and Mokuba: =nods=
Malik: =runs back in his form= Guys, that dirt of jars turn me back to normal!
Yugi: O.o I thought it was a jar of dirt?
Malik: haha, don't listen to everything I say. Sometimes I say weird thin- Squirrel!…Hi there! =P
Mokuba: T_T So how did the "dirt of jars" work?
Malik: well…
(Flashback! We wo we wo!)
Jack: =skips around holding the jar of dirt= I got the jar of dirt! I got the jar of dirt!
Jar: =brakes=
Dirt: =falls= OoO X.X
Jack: NO! =watches dirt fall in SLOOOOOOW MOTIOOOOOON!=
Dirt: =lands on ground=
Ground: AHH! It fell on me! Help, it's getting everywhere on me!
Jar: T_T It's just dirt!
Jack: O.o…oh no, they're talking again! What did doctor Get-the-hell-out-of-my-bathroom said?…Oh yeah! =jumps in the fetal position= I'm crazy, I'm crazy, I'm crazy!
Dirt:…=eats jar=
Jar: OW! X.X
Jack;…Ha, I farted. =picks up the dirt=…I'm going to call you Cookie! X3
Dirt: T_T =eats Jack=
Malik: =appears=…Hey, Me back from someplace! Me going to find people that are close! =flies away with the dirt=
~~~=eats mushroom= OoO…You guys look like bunnies! Want to go in my ice-cream? ^o^!~~~
Yugi, Mokuba, Ryou: ?
Malik: now, me am here's!
Mokuba: Did the dirt take your brain too?
Malik: No's! It's left here! =holds up brain=
Brain: =glares= What you looking at? =gets up and walks away=
Malik: Ok, bye Chowder! Bye! ^-^…He's me's friend!
Ryou: Right…anywho, =glares at Yugi= I won now this closet belongs to me!
Yugi: T_T Over my dead body!
Ryou: OK! X3 =holds you a bubble gum bazooka=
Yugi: (((O_O))) Ok it's yours!
Ryou: Yeah! Now, where is my throne?
And then something funny looking thing that's green and weird and weird…WEIRD! OoO!…came.
Weird thing: hello, I am-
Mokuba: A beaver duck thingy!
Platypus: T_T I'm a platypus! Parry, the platypus!
Ryou: You talk!
Parry: ¬_¬ haven't you noticed everything talks here?
Yugi: Really?
Parry: Yes see!
(A hair spray song plays…Damn you music teacher!)
Parry: Roll Call! O_O
Tree: =falls= I'm Amber!
Rock: =dances= Brad!
Bird: =trips= Tammy!
Fish: =walking= Fender!
Log: =...nothing= Brenda!
Chicken: =cries= Sketch!
Cat: =barks= Shelley!
Sheep: =being dumb= I.Q!
Flower: =zombie= Lou Ann!
Joey: =Yes, Our Joey!= Joey! X3
The cast of Friends: =jump on the couch= Mikey, Vicki, Becky, Bix, Jessie, Darla, Paulie!
I-Pod: =runs away= Noreen!
I-droid: =flies away= Doreen!
Link of twilight princess: =slides in= And I'm...LINK!
(Music ends! YEAH!)
The four boys: O_O…NO MORE SINGING!
Parry: =pouts= But the best was going to come!
Ryou: No! No more of this singing, running, climbing, flying, farting, Mokuba, closet, fangirl CRAP!
That guy from that one book: More? MORE? You can't have any more!
Ryou: T_T =shots him with bazooka=
Guy: X.X =is covered in bubble gum=
Ryou: =glares= anyONE else?
Everyone: O.O =shakes head=
Malik: Me want a cookie!
Ryou: T.T…=pets him= it's a good thing your cute.
Malik: me want to be queen!
Ryou: whoa, touch that title and your dead like that guy!
Yugi: =pouts= I can't believe he took my closet.
Mokuba: I can't believe I didn't get t sing too.
Parry: I can't believe this isn't Butter?
…=still eating mushrooms= Ha…I like ponies…=eats keyboard=
Malik:…sky person ate tiny umbrellas.
Yugi: Who cares?
Rya and Rose: =pops in with "We're on team Raven even though that's not a real team but we want to cause she is going madder then the mad hatter!"= WE DO!
Parry: Ok, yeah yeah…=looks at his clock and panics= Quick we must leave this place!
Mokuba: cause it could have evil people?
Parry: NO! It has Hannah Montana singing here!
Everyone: O.O =gasps= RUN! =and then they ran away with the spoon…I mean parry! XP=
~~~Somewhere in the woods~~~
Dark eyes: Whahaha, The new queen of Narnia will sure be pleased I taped them. Now, I'm sure I can finally join her Fan club! YOOT! =jumps away=
Oh nose! Will they get away from Hannah in time? Who was those dark eyes from? And is that lady really a queen? And why do I see talking chairs and moving hats? O_o Stay tones for next tim- SQUIRREL!
Me: =holding knive= Ooh, shiny! =going to put it in my mouth=
Ayume: O.O RAVEN! =grabs it=
Me: =pouts= But me likely shiny!
Ayume: T_T Look, I told you not to eat those sugar mushrooms and what you do?
Me: =singing "Dr. Online" by Zeromancer= 1-800-suicide! Or maybe Dr. Online can end your life!
Ayume: =sighs=
Readers: O.o Can we leave?
Me: NEVA! Whahahaha! =lightening flashes=
Everyone; O_O
Me: =sticks a sugar mushroom in my mouth= I'll let you leave if you review! But be glad I'm letting you go at all. The meat pies are running out and I needed new meat! X3
Everyone: O_O
Ryou and Malik: =shutters and whimpers= Please save us.
P.S. If this confused you please conact the number I just sang.
P.S.S. Tell me which style I should write. Cause doing it script form would make this thing go faster in updating.
