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[When the screen fades in, Chris is standing on the pier]
Chris McClean: Last time on Total Drama Bedrock: Things really shook up when the campers had their first elimination ceremony. After shocking the campers with a no-leader elimination rule, the votes came down to a Gina/Lilly tie; resulting in ANOTHER first for the season. The two girls battled it out to see which one of them was truly million-dollar quality, and in the end it was Lilly who took the speedy way off of the island by way of Old Chomper! Finally, the contestants were formally introduced to their lodgings. Unfortunately for them, I "accidentally* forgot to order enough beds, so now each night, two people have to share a bed! *Laughing* So now that the campers are settled in, how hard is it gonna be when one of them has to leave? Find out tonight on Total...Drama...Bedrock!
[Opening intro]: I Wanna Be Famous plays as the camera follows a rail, narrowly avoiding Chris, and zooming down a cliffside, and down into the water. In the water we see Robert swimming underwater, his muscled legs frog-kicking his way through the lake. The camera rises up through the water to show Logan and Zelda sitting on a rock not too far off into the distance, Zelda raises her hand, pointing at a cloud. Suddenly,Dutch jumps from above, landing behind the two and scaring them into the water. The bigger boy points at the two, laughing his lungs away. The camera pans away from the lake, moving to show Marina and Corey racing one-another on a pair of animatronic Galimimus', Leon and Ruby are shown sitting back-to-back grumpily on a stump while Anistasia sings a song to cheer both of them up. Marina and Corey's Galimimus' knock the performing girl down, and into Leon's arms, the two of them blush heavily before looking away from one another. Moving onward, the camera zooms in to this season's "mess hall" which resembles a cave. Inside the mess hall, Gina is seen, patting Anthony's back in support as Chef Hatchet cracks a giant, spotted dinosaur egg over the two teenager's heads; snickering with his classic creepy Chef grin. Going through the window, Michael can be seen shirtless, doing modeling poses as Lilly, Tatiana, and Dorothy, ogle him, can be seen not too far off in the distance, crying into her palms before a hand rests on her shoulder. She looks up and behind her, seeing Randal looking down at her with a smile; she herself smiles back at him. Further into the woods, Tocho bandages up the leg of a raccoon; before Andrew falls out of the tree that is beside them. His actions accidentaly scare the animal into attacking the two boys. Both Tocho and Andrew run away from the raccoon, accidentally knocking over Sasha. The camera scans the island's beach, showing Rickie, Daniel, and Serena relaxing in fold-out chairs before Sandra dumps a bucket of sand on Daniel's head, befuddling the boy. A Tyranosaurus enters the scene and scares all four off-screen. The camera finally settles at the campfire ceremony, all contestants, and Chris, whistling the opening theme]
[When the screen fades in, we are greeted with the image of the interior of The Dodo Cave. Each bed contains a different camper: Tatiana, Robert, Serena, Michael, Ruby, Dorothy, Corey, Gina, Tocho, and Anthony each lie in a deep slumber. Andrew is lying on the floor beside the cave entrance, having forsaken a bed for the night. Slowly, Tocho stands up and climbs out of bed; walking over to the cave entrance. The naturally red-skinned boy reaches down and straigtens deer-skinned jerkin, tucking in his black tank top and throwing on his brown animal-skin toga before heading outside. Tocho inhales deeply, allowing the brisk morning hair to flood his lungs before sitting down on a rather-large rock and meditating.]
Tocho: *Inhaling* Another serene morning, I am at one with Mother Earth
[Tocho lets out a rarely-seen smile, content with his surroundings. However unbeknownst to the teen, a cowboy hat slowly rises up behind him. Beneath the hat lies a mop of shaggy dark hair, and beneath that the tall, peach-skinned figure of Andrew clad in a similar yellow toga covering a torn tank top and green, viney boxers. The newcomer places his hand on Tocho's shoulder.]
Andrew: Morning Toch! Golly, I was hopin I wouldn't be the only one here that got up this early!
[Tocho jumps a little, startled to the point of breaking his meditation stance; yet still sitting on the rock.]
Tocho: Andrew, please do try and announce your presence before walking up behind someone in prayer; It is very disrespectful. *Closing his eyes and crossing his legs once more*
Andrew: Aw I'm awfully sorry about that Toch, I didn't realize you was prayin'. I was just out on my mornin' walk and thought I'd say hello. *Looks at Tocho quizzically* Say..aren't you meditating? Y'know I have always wanted to try meditating before! Would you mind showin me how buddy?
[Tocho opens one eye, looking Andrew's expression over to decipher if he is lying. After a few moments, Tocho shuts his eye once more and quietly nods.]
Tocho: Alright Andrew, fold your legs just as I have.
[The tall boy fumbles with his knees a bit before falling over, causing a heavy sigh to emerge from Tocho. The country boy tries once more to cross his long legs to mirror the tight position of Tocho; finally succeeding with a wide grin on his face.]
Andrew: Mm..and...there! Aint nothin but a thang! What's next buddy?
Tocho: *Eyeroll* Andrew, I mean no offense by saying this, but I would prefer it if you did not call me 'buddy'. I apologize for any rudeness, but it is just a little annoying to me. You may refer to me as Tocho or Toch, but please only those two.
[Andrew frowns for a second, but doesn't seem too set back by Tocho's request.]
Andrew: Sure thing bud...I mean Toch...I'm sorry if I offended you or somethin. Feel free to call me Andy, or Drew if ya want.
Tocho: No offense taken my friend, it is an honest mistake. *Regaining composure* Now that you have your legs positioned correctly, place your hands parallel to them.
[Tocho waits until Andrew has done as he requested before continuing his commands]
Tocho (Cont): Now Andy, close your eyes and inhale deeply. Allow the breaths to clear your mind of all obstructions, and to become one with the world before exhaling once more.
[The two boys continue to meditate for several minutes.]
Andrew: *Opening one eye* Hey Toch, can I ask you somethin?
Tocho: *Opening an eye* You may.
Andrew: Who here at camp do ya think is the cutest? Like do you got your eyes set on romance-wise?
Tocho: *Blankly* I do not concern myself with matters such as these... *Sighs* But Sasha.
Andrew: *Smiling* Yeah she is pretty cute I suppose. I'm more partial to Ruby myself. *Sighs happily*
Tocho: Ah yes, the albino. *Thinking for a moment* I heard of how you are trying to protect her from slipping into the darkness of rage from Gina. Your heart is good Andy, and I am sure that if given time, Ruby will agree. *Closing his eye once more*
Andrew: Aww shucks Toch, y'really think so?
Tocho: *Nods*
Andrew: That really means a lot man! I think this may be the beginning of a beautiful friendship. *Smiling Contently*
[Before the two teens can continue their meditation, the impossibly loud voice of Chris can be heard over the loudspeaker telling all of the campers to report outside of the mess hall. The sound is so loud that it causes both boys' eyes to strain open and fall off of their rocks. The scene switches to the entrance to the Raptors cave. Randal is the first Raptor to emerge from the lodge, clad in a long pair of blue boxers with a white tank top long enough to cover his crotch.]
Randal: *Yawns* Ugh is it morning already?
[The athlete is soon followed by Dutch, Rickie, and Daniel, one would mistake them for "Grey Sweatpant Power Rangers with their differently-shaded sleeping pants.]
Rickie: *Stretching his arms* I guess so.
Dutch: *Scratching above his butt* Hah, atleast we don't have to wear those stupid skin things.
Daniel: *Flipping his hair* Heh, yeah...
*Confession Cam*
Daniel: *Yawning* Okay, this may sound a little crazy...but I have kind of been dying to see what Tone would look like in one of those togas since Chris showed them to us. I hope that isn't too weird to say out loud.
*End Confession Cam*
[Sandra can be seen with her ear pressed to the confessional wall, grinning with malconent. If Chris or anyone were nearby she may have been reported, but as she is alone; she continues to listen until Daniel leaves the stall before running in herself.]
*Confession Cam*
Sandra: Ha! I knew there was something weird going on between those two. Now how should I go about this? I could try and be supportive of them...nah! I think I'll just use it to blackmail one of them! But whom? Anthony definitely is the weaker one...but then there's Daniel...
*End Confession Cam*
[The Raptors have assembled in front of the season's mess hall which, like the lodging, resembles a cave. Gradually, the Dodos also make their way to the side opposite of them. Dutch in particular lets out a hearty laugh, pointing at the other team.]
Dutch: Ha! Get a load of the freaks in the dead animal skin!
Robert: *Staring Dutch dead in the eye* Y'know, I have got to say that this is the most uncomfortable, and scratchy thing I have ever been inside of...well aside from your mom Dutchy. *Winking*
[Dutch's smile fades, the burly boy walks up to Robert; getting in his face.]
Dutch: Wanna say that again Burnquist? I'm all ears.
Robert: *Getting in Dutch's face* I. Plowed. Your. Mother! *Making light pelvic thrusting motions*
[Dutch throws a punch at Robert's face, which the later of the two ducks under before rushing Dutch and tackling him to the ground. The two proceed to wrestle for several minutes, causing several campers to gather around and watch; Leon, Sandra, Corey, and Marina in particular.]
Leon: Yes! Hit im with a left! Then a right! Go for it! Blood for the Blood Gods! Skulls for the Skull throne! KILL! MAIM! BUUURN!
[Leon's eyes go white, his legs collapsing under his body, falling to the ground. All of the campers look at Leon with expressions ranging between worried to creeped out. Anistasia in particular walks over to Leon, throwing her arms out in a hug.]
Sandra: What is up with you freak?
Anistasia: Sandra, would you kindly shut the heck up? *Turning to face Leon* Leon honey are you all right?
[Leon's body continues to convulse for a bit before his eyes wide, his pupils retracting to their normal size. Leon sits up in the girl's arms]
Leon: Y-yeah I'm fine, I kind of forgot to take my meds this morning...
[Leon looks down, seeing Anistasia's arms around his body; breaking out of her hold and leaping from her arms]
Leon: L-lemme go! I thought I told you last time not to do...that! *Hesitates* I'ma go take my pills, be back in a bit.
*Confession Cam*
Leon: Look, they knew what they were getting into when they brought me on the show. I didn't ask for this condition, but I sure as Hell am not complaining! And seriously Anistasia, just tell me what you want!
Anistasia: I really wish the others would cut Leon a little bit of slack. But I suppose they've just got to get used to his condition. Oh well, I wonder what Chris has planned for today.
*End Confession Cam*
[Gina is standing at the edge of the group of Dodos, a little off distance from the group. She is looking at each of her team members, trying to determine which three of them had voted for her. As the dark-haired girl counts out her teammates, the skinny figure of Anthony can be seen approaching her from behind. Anthony's face displays a nervous and anxiety-stricken expression.]
Anthony: *Speaking softly* U-um Gi-Gina.
Gina: *Turning around to face Anthony* Oh hey Anthony! *Smile fading* Is something wrong? You don't look too well hon.
Anthony: Uh Gina... I have to talk to you about something...I know you're likely going to be mad and not want to talk to me...but this is something that I have to say.
Gina: *Hugging the taller boy* Of course Anthony, you can tell me anything. But I can promise you I'm not going to hate you hon.
Anthony: *Swallowing* Believe me...you will after you hear this, you will. *Deep breaths* You know how you were in the bottom-two last night?
Gina: *Nods yes*
Anthony: And you remember how Chris said it was three votes for you and three for Lilly?
Gina: Anthony please just spit it out
Anthony: I-I was one of the people who voted for you...I-I know it was wrong and I'd take it back if I could; but it's true...
Gina: *Taken aback* I see...
Anthony: I-it was last night.
[Flashback: It is before the voting session, all of the campers are resting outside of their caves. Anthony looks over in Daniel's direction, smiling before walking over. Just before the boy can reach Daniel, he is stopped by Tatiana and Robert.]
Tatiana: Hey there Anthony.
Anthony: Oh hey, Tatiana right?
Tatiana: Yeah, and this is Robert.
Robert: *Waves*
Tatiana: So Anthony, Robert and I were thinking of who to vote off tonight. You got any ideas?
Anthony: W-well I really don't like the idea of voting anyone off yet, I like everyone here so much. B-but if I had to choose, I guess I'd have to say Michael...
Tatiana: *Frowns* Yeah, Michael is a good option.. BUT we were planning on voting for one of those two preppy girls Serena or Gina. Noone is that happy, they seem way too suspicious.
Robert: Very suspicious, and we want you to vote with us.
Anthony: I-I can't vote for them... They're my friends.
Tatiana: *Walking in closer* Oh come on Anthony, you know there is no such thing as a "friend" in this game. *Nods her head*
[Robert puts his fist to his palm. walking closer to Anthony and throwing his arm around the weaker boy's shoulder.]
Robert: Look, it'd be a much better idea to just vote for Gina. *Squeezing Anthony tightly with his arm*
Anthony: *Gasping for breath* P-please stop... Okay! I'll vote with you... *Falls to the ground holding his side.*
Robert: Nice doing business with ya.
Tatiana: *Kneeling down beside Anthony, raising his face to look her in the eye.* Don't feel bad about it Anthony, I'm sure she'd do the same to you.
[Anthony slowly picks himself off of the ground as the two teens walk away. End Flashback]
Anthony: *Near tears* I am so sorry Gina...you've been such an amazing friend to me and I betrayed you...
Gina: *Hugs Anthony* Don't worry sweetie, you didn't betray me...I mean it does hurt to hear that you voted for me; but you didn't really have that much of a choice. *Thinking* But Robianna eh? I knew those two were working together...
[Seeing his 'friend' in tears, Daniel rushes to the hugging teens. Daniel's face showcases a worried expression, Gina looks his way and flashes a smile]
Gina: Oh Tone, there's someone here to see you.
[Anthony looks up from the girls arms, seeing Daniel. Tone's face lights up more as he releases the girl and rushes over to him; throwing his arms around the peculiar-haired boy.]
Daniel: Is everything alright Tone? *Stroking his hair* I'm here for you buddy.
[The two continue their friendly moment, most of the campers ignorant to their hugging; too focused on Leon's outburst. Serena, Ruby, and Michael however, take notice of the boys. Michael and Ruby are dressed in similar skin togas, while Serena is in a toga skirt and separated top, as with most of the girls on her team sans Ruby.]
Serena: *Smiling* Aww that's so cute! I smell a ship coming! *Nudging Ruby with her elbow*
Ruby: They are pretty good friends, not letting this game turn them against one-another. *Smiling* I just wish we didn't have to wear these damn outfits. *Scratching her toga* They're so itchy!
Michael: *Walking up behind the two girls and squeezing both of their buttock, startling them enough so that they fall down'* I don't know about you, but I am loving the easy access of these togas. *Winking* Ugh seriously those dudes have got to stop hugging like that...they look like a couple of F***ing F****ts! *Disgustedly, whistling while he walks off to the mess hall door.
[Serena lifts herself off of the ground, dusting off her skirt as she does. Beside her, Ruby nearly leaps off of the ground ready to chase after the chauvanist. Serena steps in, holding Ruby back from tailing Michael]
Ruby: LET ME GO! This is the last F***ing straw! He is dead!
Serena: Ruby, please calm down. It may have been terrible of him to do what he did...but it does not give us the right to attack him. Please Rub, what would Andrew think?
Ruby: *Blushing* W-why do I care what that creep thinks of me?!
Serena: Sorry, It's just that the way that you get when you're around him and how you act towards each other I thought you were a couple.
Ruby: *Blushing harder* Well we're not! You've seen how Michael is, guys are creeps plain and simple! Andrew acts nice, but I know he's just acting so he can get close to me. He's as bad as Mike.
Serena: Okay okay, personally I think he's a good guy, but to each their own. *Smiling* I wonder when Chris is gonna get here though.
Chris McClean: Yes, I wonder. Ha!
[Chris McClean exits the mess hall with Chef Hatchet following close behind him. Along with his standard attire, Chris has a parachute pack on his back, and an aviator helmet on his head. Chef is trailing behind him, wearing a toga version of a female flight attendant uniform. Chef is pushing a lunch cart filled with a large amount of breakfast items, giant eggs, pancakes in the shape of stegasaurus, bacon, etc.]
Chris McClean: Morning campers! You may be wondering why I called you all here. Well the first part of today's challenge is for you all to eat breakfast! Doesn't that seem like fun? Go ahead, feel free to eat as much as you'd like!
Leon: Eating? Really Chris? Just eating?
Chris McClean: Why yes my psycho friend, just eating. No tricks or anything! Just food.
Randal: This seems a little suspicious...*Grabs a doughnut, taking a bite of it* But it tastes amazing!
[With that sign of approval, everyone begins devour all of the food on the cart. Logan however, is left in the back behind everyone still waiting to grab some food. Dutch walks up behind the boy, holding a plate of bacon and eggs, and a couple of cookies.]
Dutch: Hey Pipsqueak!
[Logan turns around to face Dutch, looking a little scared. Zelda is close by watching the scene just in case Dutch tries anything funny.]
Logan: *Meekly* Y-yes Dutch?
Dutch: I saved ya some food punk. Can't have my teammate goin hungry on me can I? *Hands Logan the plate*
Logan: R-really? *Wide-eyed* T-thank you Dutch! Wow you even got cookies, my favorite! Thanks man!
Dutch: Alright alright, just keep it down and shut up unless you want me to add a knuckle sandwich to that plate!
[As Dutch walks offscreen, Zelda, Leon, and Anistasia run up to Logan. Zelda is sitting in front of him with her legs crossed, while Leon and Anistasia take a seat on opposite sides of him.]
Zelda: Um Logan, what was that? Don't tell me you're seriously gonna eat that. What if Dutch did something to it?
Leon: She's right dude it's not a smart idea to just up and eat something you get from that prick.
Logan: *Defensively* I-I'm sure it's fine guys. Dutch really isn't that bad of a guy when you get to know him...we spent a while down in that pit.
Leon: It was like seven goddamn hours Logan! How do you know that Dutch isn't just playing you to gain your trust?
Logan: Y-you don't have to yell... *sob*
Zelda: *Angrily* Why the Hell'd you do that Leon?!
Leon: What did I do?! Look Logan, I'm sorry...we just don't want you to get tricked into an alliance with Dutch or anything.
Anistasia: Let's just finish our food and get ready for the second part of the challenge okay?
Chris McClean: *Facing Camera* Well this has been an eventful morning.. Don't worry folks at home, if you think I've gone soft on these kids then just stay tuned for after the break!
[A commercial for a new hit movie begins to roll]
Voice Over: In a world where Nazis are ravaging Europe, one voice carrys on throughout the destruction. Arnold Schwarzenegger is... Anne Frank!
*The commercial shows Arnold Schwarzenegger dressed in a pigtail wig and a little-girl's dress from 1940s Germany. Arnold is running through a field of daisies, before being chased by Nazis*
Voice Over: Starring Sylvester Stallone as the Nazi guard
*Stallone and Frank have an unintelligible conversation in a concentration camp.*
Voice Over: Jim Carrey as Margot Frank, and Dane Cook as Hitler! If there is only one movie you see this summer, make sure you see this! It wont Holocaust you a whole lotta money.
*The commercial ends with a screenshot of Schwarzenegger running through a field of explosions and jumping at the camera.*
[When the show returns, Chris can be seen standing in front of two runways. Each team is on either side of him, in front of a fleet of life-sized pterodactyls; one set blue and one set red]
Chris McClean: Campers! Now that you've finished your breakfast, hows about we start off on our desert? *Chuckling evilly*
[Dutch shoves another two doughnuts into his mouth as Marina watches in disgust.]
*Confession Cam*
Marina: Okay, seriously? Ew. How can he stand to eat those things? Seriously Dutch is disgusting, if there is one thing I hate more than losing; it's sweets.
*End Confession Cam*
Chris McClean: Each of you, take a parachute. We are going to play a little game I like to call "Pterodactyl Dogfighting"! Keeping with this season's dinosaur theme, each contestant will board a Pterodactyl colored with their team's scheme and attempt to shoot the other team out of the sky. Last campers in the sky win the challenge for their team, oh yeah and you can't lose your lun-er I mean breakfast or else you lose the game!
Sally: Um Chris I really don't want to be mean or anything, but Pterodactyls were not dinosaurs..they were repti-
Chris McClean: *Staring blankly at the girl* Yu-huh, right... Don't care.
Sandra: That doesn't seem very difficult, knock the other team down without barfing? I thought you said this was gonna be a challenge *Smugly*
Marina: While I agree with big mouth over there *gesturing to Sandra* I really don't feel like a lot of people here are gonna be capable of flying expensive machinery.
[Sandra looks over to Marina, growling.]
Chris McClean: Legal says we're clear here, it's really simple. *Walking over to one of the Raptor's Pterodactyls* Just take the lever on the right and raise it backward while moving the left one the opposite way. Just use this big red button to fire these dino eggs at the opposing team and try not to crash *Laughing* Oh and by the way, if you do happen to get shot out of the sky just leap over the side and use your parachute to land as safely as you possibly can. Before I forget, it seems like noone here followed the spooning rule. As a punishment, only half of these birds are gonna work. Well campers, good luck! You're gonna need it!
Leon: So we really have to spoon?
Andrew: *Looking at his team* Sorry y'all just didn't want any of you to go to sleep bedless.
Randal and Rickie: Same here*
[Chris and Chef drive off in a Flinstone style car, leaving each of the camnpers scrambling to board their Pterodactyls. Within moments half of the robotic reptiles are in the air; with Anthony, Tocho, Gina, Michael, Sasha, Sally, Rickie, Randal and Leon and Serena's Pterodactyls are all grounded.]
Dutch: Haha! Yeah this is awesome! *Holding down his button* Yeah! Got you Farm boy!
Andrew: Darn
[Andrew's plane lands safely on the runway. Dorothy and Ruby fly in a synchronized pattern, evenly dispersing their egg supply to coat the Bully and Daniel's planes; sending them spiraling to the ground.]
Ruby: Wow, this is actually pretty fun!
Dorothy: Totally!
[On the ground, Michael cups the side of his mouth with his hand to amplify his voice.]
Michael: Damn Rube, I knew you had a lot of eggs! Maybe I can help fertilize them tonight!
Ruby: Actually that does sound like a good idea! Maybe we can do it right now! *Laughing*
[Ruby and Dorothy look at each other, evilly smiling in approval; recognizing each-other's plans. Both girls aim downward, polishing off the rest of their egg supply on Michael.]
Ruby: I gotta say Mike, you look pretty good covered in egg goop!
Dorothy: Didn't know she was a 'squirter' did ya?
[Both girl's air high five as the Dutch points and laughs at the homophobe. While the two girls are distracted, Marina flies behind them, firing on Dorothy and Ruby simultaniously]
Marina: Bullseye!
[Sandra watches Marina from a distance, contemplating her next decision. Without any more thought, Sandra presses her button to fire on Marina. The overachiever looks back at Sandra with a confused expression painted on her face.]
Marina: But we're on the same team!
Sandra: *Lying* Sorry, my finger slipped!
Marina: Oh yeah? Well two can play at that game! *Fires the rest of her ammunition, shooting Sandra down.*
[On the other side of the airway, the final four are dogfighting one another. Tatiana and Robert are barrel-rolling their way through the sky, while Anistasia and Logan are trying to stick together and avoid the deadly duo.
Logan: Ugh Why couldn't my plane have not worked?! I don't want to die!
Anistasia: It's okay buddy, you're gonna make it! We're gonna win this match.
Robert: *To Tatiana* So same plan as before right?
Tatiana: You know it!
[Robert and Tatiana fly around one-another, ready to fire on the two Raptors. Just as Tatiana is about to attack Anistasia, Robert backs up; flying the other way. Tatiana turns her bird to the direction he flew in.]
Tatiana: Robert what the Hell?!
Robert: Sorry Tatiana, nothing personal! But I'm gonna win this challenge myself.
[Just as Tatiana is turning back, Anistasia and Logan fire on her bird; forcing her to land. Just as the two are cheering, Robert returns from high up, shooting Anistasia with a single shot.]
Anistasia: *Dramatically* Egads, I've been shot! Lights fading, time slipping away... L-logan, I'Im sorry I couldn't have helped more... Tell Leon that I- Ahh!
[Robert and Logan stare at the girl blankly.]
Robert: Calm down freakshow, it's just an egg.
Anistasia: *As her plane lands* It's called showmanship for a reasooooooooooon!
[With Anistasia out of the way, and only Logan left on the field, Robert allows his guard to slip. Logan escapes to the other side of the field while he isn't looking.]
Robert: Look out Pipsqueak! You're gonna wish your plane had broken!
[On the ground, Dutch calls out to Robert furiously]
Dutch: Hey! No one calls that runt "pipsqueak" but me!
[Back in the air]
Logan: *Whispering to himself, drawing his confidence* That's it Logan... You cannot keep letting people like him drag you down. You will not let that happen again. *Shouting wildly* Alright Robbie, come on out! I'm not running anymore!
Robert: *Hovering a distance away from Logan* Ready to give up little man? I tell you what, if you surrender I promise not to hit your face too hard! *Laughing*
Logan: *Seriously* Y-you're gonna eat those words p-punk!
Robert: Wow, looks like the runt actually grew a pair. No matter, you're still gonna die b****! *Charges his plane at Logan, letting out a non-stop barrage of eggs.*
Logan: *Reciprocating the charge, firing every egg in his basket* Yyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
[Just as the two boy's planes are about to crash, one of Logan's red eggs splatters on Robert's face; the skater loses concentration, slamming his plane into the ground. Shortly after, Logan lands his plane; reclaiming his timid state. The Raptors encircle Logan, raising him above their heads and cheering; while Tatiana glares at Robert for his betrayal.]
Chris McClean: And there we have it folks, the Raptors win again! You know what that means right? *Leering at the Dodos* Dodo team, campfire ceremony in one hour! Don't be late. You should probably still shower though! Ha!
Hey! Thank you all so much for waiting so patiently for this update! Same drill as before, Dodos send in your votes! I PROMISE the next update will be up by Monday morning Pacific Standard Time! Tell me what you thought about the update. How did you like the bonding moments (Andrew&Tocho), Logan's little session of confidence, and what do you think about Leon's little...outburst? I promise those items you told me about will come into play really soon! So get to voting!
